OMG I'm Horny

[Snapple]

OMG I'm Horny
OMG I'M horny
Sooooo Horny horny horny horny.
Im horny all night long
You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

I search from time to time
But I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that
I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said
They saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
That looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm
Singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny


LOl This by no means reflect my feeling;s I just thought it appropriate, for the thread that is. :)

[Something Fast]

You made a thread to post the song, because the song fitted the thread?

[Aardvark]

That's what you get for living out in the middle of nowheres

[Snapple]

You made a thread to post the song, because the song fitted the thread?

Yep what yu ,gonna do, KIll me

[hazza]

didnt see this one coming guys

[Afta Image]

Its the teddy, does it to her everytime...

[Snapple]

Dude's this is not about me, I am not truly, I just thought a good thread to vent.

[Tyrany]

I'm so horny I can't see...

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd1645/sheep-curly-horns-44.3.jpg

[Afta Image]

Lol - your just dirty...

[Wombatunder]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tyrany again.

[Wombatunder]

That's deffinately our horny little snapple:D

[Norm]

You made a thread to post the song, because the song fitted the thread?

Me thinks the same.:D

[Boobmeister]

Thread needs more pics of snapple proving her horniness with either nipples or wetness showing

[Evil Dan]

Where do you live again ?

[The Avatar]

OMG I'm Horny
OMG I'M horny
Sooooo Horny horny horny horny.
Im horny all night long
You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

I search from time to time
But I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that
I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said
They saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
That looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm
Singing this song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you

I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny


LOl This by no means reflect my feeling;s I just thought it appropriate, for the thread that is. :)

Didn't you get a night of hot sex with a bloke on Friday night???!

[Snapple]

You Bitches. I wish I could retract this thread, because It was never meant to be about me. EAT SHIT AND DIE.

[Evil Dan]

EAT SHIT AND DIE.


Strange fetish you have there..........

[Afta Image]

Such a charmer Snapple.

[The Avatar]

You Bitches. I wish I could retract this thread, because It was never meant to be about me. EAT SHIT AND DIE.

I <3 Snapple :D

[Afta Image]

Snapple ois an angry young woman, and I am probably being sent to snapple hell for this comment :P

[The Avatar]

Ya, she seems very "fustrated" at the moment. :D

[dozer]

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/4/0/5/ATTENHORE.jpg

[Afta Image]

All worked up for reasons I don't understand

[Supreme_Cmdr]

Ya, she seems very "fustrated" at the moment. :D
Nothing a good hard shagging wouldn't fix ;-)

[The Avatar]

This thread has had me in a constant state of horrendous giggles. I think I pooed a little with laughter. :D


EDIT: hehe, check out the face of the guy behind the word "look" in Dozers pic. He looks very determined :D

EDIT 2: And the other guy in the front left looks like he wants to save her from the devil and bring her back to Jaysus!!!

[Afta Image]

EDIT: hehe, check out the face of the guy behind the word "look" in Dozers pic. He looks very determined :D

That guy looks scarily like I guy I use to live with when I was in Newcastle...

ROFL

[Tintin]

I think dozer is in that pic, he is the bald one holding the dildo.

I would get down and dirty with Snapple, and teddy.

[Afta Image]

Its the teddy that uber sexy.... he is still going.....

[Dundasbro]

Thread of the year!:Stripteas

[The Avatar]

Yes, indeed it is :D

It is now my mission in life to make sure this thread, is never forgotten :D

[Wombatunder]

Hey Snapple, You is Loved and Not forgotten! :D <3 Snapple!

[Boobmeister]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showpost.php?p=819055&postcount=1660 ....

This is her .. before or after she made that post i wonder?????

[Cassa]

y helo thar supernova

[Wombatunder]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showpost.php?p=819055&postcount=1660 ....

This is her .. before or after she made that post i wonder?????
She'a got a definate gleam in her eye, I'd say the thread's on the right track :D

[Sanura]

Dozer, perhaps it might be a good idea to keep pics like that in NSFW... or the porn forum might be better, or the Nazi Mods may get ang-a-rary.

[The Avatar]

Dozer, perhaps it might be a good idea to keep pics like that in NSFW... or the porn forum might be better, or the Nazi Mods may get ang-a-rary.

Or we could issue everyone with turbans and camels in preparation for the sandstorm that will be heading our way.

You know they just love to have a good cry at anything these days ;)

[johny_roberts]

didnt see this one coming guys

thats because it was a thread started by a women :fag: and a fuckingat hot one at that

[Seeker]

thats because it was a thread started by a women :fag: and a fuckingat hot one at that


http://img25.imagevenue.com/loc122/th_19291_hit_it.jpg (http://img25.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc122&image=19291_hit_it.jpg)

[johny_roberts]

Dozer, perhaps it might be a good idea to keep pics like that in NSFW... or the porn forum might be better, or the Nazi Mods may get ang-a-rary.

ya heard the new mods are a bunch of cunts and might try to bann you for such shit but they are a right bunch of cunts so I doubt they can deliver :D

[muppet]

Snapple is going to kill each and every last one of you, except for maybe JR, for keeping this thread alive. I'm not contributing to this thread in any way shape or form. This post will not bump it up the ladder to the top of recent posts or anything. I'm just here to let you know, stabbing with toothpicks may occur.

Where do i vote to make this thread 5 stars? *runs very very far away before snapple can find the toothpicks*

[muppet]

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

[Thyrd]

...riiight...

[muppet]

...riiight...
it's a poem by spike milligan. incase you were wondering.

[Wombatunder]

Reading poetry to Snapple? You're going to compound her problem like that, muppet:D

[Snapple]

OMG I tried to avoid this thread,

[Sbutter]

Nice song.

[muppet]

Tyrannosaurus rex

Has enormous pecs

Whereas Tyrannosaurus regina

Has an enormous ...tiara

[Something Fast]

Damp butterfly shaped patches on all the seating?

[johny_roberts]

OMG I tried to avoid this thread,

:D

[The Avatar]

OMG I tried to avoid this thread,


Sure ya did!!! :D Sure ya did.

You want this thread bad. So bad that it hurts. ;)

[muppet]

<sample from full metal jacket>
What’ll we get for ten dollars?
Every ’ting you want
Everything?
Every’ting
Ooh! don’t do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!
</sample from full metal jacket>

Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
<sample from full metal jacket>
Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!
</sample from full metal jacket>

Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Sittin’ at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
Rnot having no idea of what the night had in store
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, ’cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say what’s wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
’cause you’re the one, and you shouldn’t be mad
I won’t tell your mama if you don’t tell your dad
I know he’ll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won’t your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, ’cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 3: [brother marquis]
You can say I’m desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I’m a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
I’ll play with your heart just like it’s a game
I’ll be blowing your mind while you’re blowing my brains
I’m just like that man they call georgie puddin’ pie
I fuck all the girls and I make ’em cry
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, ’cause me so horny.

Chorus
Breakdown(4x):
<sample from full metal jacket>
Ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me!
</sample from full metal jacket>

Chorus

Verse 4: [fresh kid ice]
It’s true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we’re goin’ out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, ’cause me so horny

Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
<sample from full metal jacket>
Fuckie suckie. me fuckie suckie.
</sample from full metal jacket>

I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD NOW! :faint:

[johny_roberts]

<sample from full metal jacket>
What’ll we get for ten dollars?
Every ’ting you want
Everything?
Every’ting
Ooh! don’t do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!
</sample from full metal jacket>

Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):
<sample from full metal jacket>
Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!
</sample from full metal jacket>

Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Sittin’ at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
Rnot having no idea of what the night had in store
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, ’cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say what’s wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
’cause you’re the one, and you shouldn’t be mad
I won’t tell your mama if you don’t tell your dad
I know he’ll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won’t your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, ’cause me so horny

Chorus

Verse 3: [brother marquis]
You can say I’m desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I’m a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
I’ll play with your heart just like it’s a game
I’ll be blowing your mind while you’re blowing my brains
I’m just like that man they call georgie puddin’ pie
I fuck all the girls and I make ’em cry
I’m like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, ’cause me so horny.

Chorus
Breakdown(4x):
<sample from full metal jacket>
Ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me!
</sample from full metal jacket>

Chorus

Verse 4: [fresh kid ice]
It’s true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we’re goin’ out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, ’cause me so horny

Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):
<sample from full metal jacket>
Fuckie suckie. me fuckie suckie.
</sample from full metal jacket>

I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD NOW! :faint:

it appears easter brings out the kink in the wiminz:D

[muppet]

it appears easter brings out the kink in the wiminz:D
Easter Bunny.. Fuck like a bunny.. it's all the same thing isnt it?

what is this thread about anyway?

oih that's right.. snapple :p *hides*

she's gonna stab me i tells ya.. STAB ME DEAD

[Snapple]

Muppet you are a naughty girl, but I will not stab ya, I will just pin you down and give you a nipple cripple.

[Sbutter]

Which is expected of such a horny girl?

[Hired Goon]

this thread is going places.

[Snapple]

I am not horny, it is just a song

[muppet]

Muppet you are a naughty girl, but I will not stab ya, I will just pin you down and give you a nipple cripple.
Promise? :D

i'm not naughty! i'm a very very good girl thanks :D so good it hurts..to walk

omg my legs.. my legs.. i cant feel my legs!)

[GutterClown]

The kids are at your mothers place, the house is finally ours.
Theres bugger all on telly and we're just sitting around.
And you look alright in the light tonight and I'im down to socks and skids.
Your a walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put your teeth in.

'Coz darlin I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight, just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I dont get a fuck tonight,
'Coz darlin I'm so horny I could die.

So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids.
You just cant beat a good old fashioned fuck to help you get a good nights sleep.
So grab the jar of vaseline and drag your ass across the room.
Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.

'Coz darlin I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight, just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I dont get a fuck tonight,
'Coz darlin I'm so horny I could die.

So clear the table Mable, let me grab hold of them tits.
1,2,3,4 - Foreplay's over, now lets get down to buisness.
I got a hard-on here that a cat couldnt scratch so you better get a bucket'a ice.
'Bin a bitt'a back-pressure buildin' up, So Darlin hang on tight.

Darlin I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight, just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I dont get a fuck tonight,
'Coz darlin I'm so horny I could die.

Oh darlin I'm so horny I could die.
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight, just to see the feathers fly.
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I dont get a fuck tonight,
'Coz darlin I'm so horny I could die.

Oh darlin I'm so horny I could die.
Oh darlin I'm so horny I could die.

[cypher1024]

Who chains up a chicken? That's just silly.

[johny_roberts]

this thread gives me chub

[Thyrd]

Everything gives you chub.
Even lemonparty gives you chub!
It's like you have permanent chub.
Shut up about your chub!

[johny_roberts]

you dont give me chub
lemonparty does not give me chub
i like my chub and my chub likes me

[Seeker]

You're a happy chub family?

[Afta Image]

I used to know a girl
She had two pierced nipples and a black tattoo
We'd drink that Mexican beer
We'd live on Mexican food

[Wombatunder]

Muppet you are a naughty girl, but I will not stab ya, I will just pin you down and give you a nipple cripple.
PICSPLZKTHNX

[muppet]

Voice: Production?
Sid: Its Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey.
Voice: Hold on..
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Trey?
Matt: Oh no, this is Matt.
Sid: Matt.. it's Sid Greenfield
Matt: Oh, Hey Sid! What's going on man?
Sid: Uh, hello.. uh listen, uh man, okay, this is you and me talkin' here, okay? Okay, listen, I'm sitting here, bleeding out my ass.
Matt: Umm, right..
Sid: Okay.. and you know why, man?
Matt: Why?
Sid: Because of this Mousse T track.
Matt: Oh, horny horny horny?
Sid: Yeah, and you know, its, its gotta go on the Southpark Album.
Matt: Oh no dude, we've already talked about this, we hate this song..
Sid: No, i know you..
Matt: We've already talked about this!
Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it.. but listen, we need this pop song on the album! This is what the kids wanna hear.. This is where the money's gonna be made!
Matt: I don't care about that!
Sid: I'm the only one who agrees with you, okay? This is huge in europe right now, and everyone in Europe hate you except for me, okay? I'm your, i'm your guy here, okay? Listen to me..
Matt: Right..
Sid: This song, is the best song ever written.
Matt: How can you say that?
Sid: What'd I say?
Matt: 'This is the best song ever written.'
Sid: I agree with you man! I agree with you right there, it is a great song, and I know that, i know its a great song..
Matt: Hold on, i'll.. Trey, Trey? They, they wanna put that uh, that Mousse T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put in on the album.
Trey: No dude, we said no! I thought i told him no last week!
Sid: Okay Matt, Matt, listen.. you know what? This is just you and me talking, but Fuck trey.
Trey: This is Trey!
Sid: Okay Trey, listen to me.. this is you and me talking here, The Mousse T track, its gotta go on the album..
Trey: No!
Sid: Hello?
Trey: Hello.
Sid: Will you listen to this song just one more time?
Trey: No..
Sid: Okay, here it goes.. here it is.

I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
Sid: Are you listening?
Matt: This song sucks man!
Trey: This song sucks! We've already talked about this!
Sid: Listen, listen to this part..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
Sid: Woooo!
Sid: You see that man! You gotta give it a chance.. Let it get under your skin.. You can't tell me that your feet ain't moving.
You've got me horny in the mornin' and you kno-o-ow..
I tried to call you, but I cannot find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected..
I wrote a letter, and I sent it with the po-o-ost.
The post it takes so long, I've got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do..
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you!

I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Yeeeaah!
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Ooooh, feel it man.
So horny.. I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!

I searched from town to town, but I can't find my bird, oh no..
I got so desperate, that I sent a rocket to the moon.
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues..
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you.
I will keep searching on, this feeling's much too strong..
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing this song for you!

I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: You see that Matt? They're singing 'horny horny horny', but its actually a metaphor for being horny, its genious..
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?
So horny.. I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen.. Matt, are ya still listening?
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch! Matt, god dammit! Pick up the phone!
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
Matt: I'm still here
Sid: Hi Matt.
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
Sid: See, check this part out right here..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..

The post it takes so long, I've got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do..
Matt: We said no to this song, like, a month ago.. it sucks!
Sid: Listen Matt, you know i agree with your, you know I always agree with you, right?
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you!

Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Matt, you don't understand, its European!
Matt: I don't care about that!
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: What if its the last song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: Okay, what if its the first song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard do do it?
Matt: No!
Matt: All we wanted to do is have South Park Album..
Sid: I agree..
Matt: We didn't wanna pack it with bullshit, its bullshit
Sid: I agree! I mean, thats why, uh..
Matt: No, this song, is NOT going on the South Park Record! Its NOT going on the album!
Sid: Matt, Okay, listen, okay Matt.. this is you and me talking here, Matt.. You said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i'm not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt? Because i'm your guy.

[Snapple]

Who are Sid and MAtt, and why are they singing that song?

[Tyrany]

Who are Sid and MAtt, and why are they singing that song?
Aren't those Johny_Roberts and Seeker's real names?

[muppet]

Aren't those Johny_Roberts and Seeker's real names?
yah, Trey = oggy.

Three-way fag-bang FTW!

[Snapple]

Everything gives you chub.

Shut up about your chub!

Do not ever say that again, or else.... :laughing:

[muppet]

Hey look! it's the "I'm Horny" Thread. Wow! How'd this get all the way over here? I wonder if i click "Post Quick Reply" if it'll bumpm the thread to the top of the list and haunt Snapple s'more. Hmm.. lets see..

*hides before death by snapple can occur*

<3

[metalhed00]

I gave Snapple a ring and then she started this thread.





Yes, I'm that good.

[johny_roberts]

I gave Snapple a ring and then she started this thread.





Yes, I'm that good.

You also gave my dog herpes I dont see you bragging about that :laughing:

[metalhed00]

I gave johny_robert's hot dog herpes and then he wrote a reply.





Yes, I'm that good.

[johny_roberts]

:laughing:

that was fucking good mang

[Seeker]

http://img144.imagevenue.com/loc119/th_68494_Owned_GrimReaper.jpg (http://img144.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc119&image=68494_Owned_GrimReaper.jpg)

[Solo man]

Snapple, if I can be of any help, call me. Remember that I am hot!!!

[The Avatar]

No, I'm hot, and so's my wife!!!

[Something Fast]

I'm a body massage machine...

[ThraX]

I offer legions of geeks, hordes of female sex slaves (the clean but "dirty" kind ;)) and more meat poles than a german butchers shop. pm4orgy

[muppet]

I offer legions of geeks, hordes of female sex slaves (the clean but "dirty" kind ;)) and more meat poles than a german butchers shop. pm4orgy
is this offer only available to Snapple?
How much zCash would this offer require?

[ThraX]

enough zCash will get you a nice little zOrgy (strictly online)
enough $Cash will get you a nice little $Orgy (venue of your choosing)

best i can offer, unfortunately mass'er i donts makes da rools!

[muppet]

enough zCash will get you a nice little zOrgy (strictly online)
enough $Cash will get you a nice little $Orgy (venue of your choosing)

best i can offer, unfortunately mass'er i donts makes da rools!
i'll get my people to talk to your people, and then once they've talked to their people then maybe they can get back to my people and we'll arrange something. Who do I make the cheque out to? or is there a discount if i pay in cash?

[Snapple]

Did you just cut my lunch Muppet? :mdr:

[muppet]

Did you just cut my lunch Muppet? :mdr:
no i'm trying to buy in on a sub tho :D

[ThraX]

ok so what can I get you folks?

I believe it's a foot long sub with the works for the gent, and can I interest the young lass in an open burger with meat and potatoes?

[muppet]

ok so what can I get you folks?

I believe it's a foot long sub with the works for the gent, and can I interest the young lass in an open burger with meat and potatoes?
you arsefarmer i'm just as much a girl as snapple is..

go buy me some tissues so i can have a fucking cry now :p

[The Avatar]

This thread must never die.

[MalteseGamer]

Soooooooooooo can I basically get laid from this thread too ?

I heard rumors .............................

[muppet]

Soooooooooooo can I basically get laid from this thread too ?

I heard rumors .............................
if you're wanting to get laid, go climb up a chickens ass and wait.

[melic]

if you're wanting to get laid, go climb up a chickens ass and wait.
Ah, chickens don't lay things out of their ass, wrong hole (had that problem before have ya? :raspberry). And doesn't work for roosters either. :laughing::D

[ThraX]

my bad muppet :) sorry :P

[Thyrd]

Snapple is currently double clicking her mouse. She told me so...

[Snapple]

Snapple is currently double clicking her mouse. She told me so...

At least I don't steal womans panties of clotheslines, now that is sick

[Boobmeister]

It is? Do you want yours back then Snapple? LOL

[Thyrd]

Pfft. Lies! Go back to your mouse woman.

[Snapple]

It is? Do you want yours back then Snapple? LOL
sicko :laughing:

[Boobmeister]

Why thank you ma'am .. I do try :P