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DOGG
03-05-2006, 01:13 PM
Janet Grass, 52, had planned to retire from the military in about ten months after spending 19 years in the Navy Reserve. Instead, she has been ordered to leave her job as a special-education teacher in Cascade and do security work in the Middle East.

http://www.whotv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4835589

CMYK
03-05-2006, 02:16 PM
Way to go Rummy. Kill some old citizens now that the youth are running low.

Nuisance Value
03-05-2006, 02:59 PM
Not really sure what's wrong with this (apart from the War itself): joined the armed forces (not that the article indicates that she is complaining herself).

Of course you can argue that there shouldn't be a war in Iraq in the first place.

Spades
03-05-2006, 07:08 PM
my nanna wants to go and blast the crap out of the Iraqis - do they yanks take 75 year olds?? they must be running short of cannon fodder

IamSpartacus
03-05-2006, 08:49 PM
Since most US Army squaddies are a bit dim, then her special education skills will come in most handy.

Look at the good side of it. At least at 52 she's probably post-menopausal. I expect there's nothing worse than going on patrol with a woman who's got the cramps.


Most grandmas love bending over all day doing the gardenning. Perhaps their horticultural skills & enthusiasm could be put to good use in mine clearance and IED clearance. Since old dears aren't that mobile anyway, if they lose a leg or an arm then it just wouldn't be worth replacing them .... remember geriatrics make for cheaper casualties if you nil-by-mouth them.

Symon_magus
03-05-2006, 10:11 PM
Way to go Granny! She's an inspiration to us all.....I hope she doesn't break a hip while she's out shooting insurgents

Boobmeister
03-05-2006, 10:19 PM
Look at the good side of it. At least at 52 she's probably post-menopausal. I expect there's nothing worse than going on patrol with a woman who's got the cramps.

Rubbish! What better person to send to war than a chick on the rag? Dont cross the bitch .. she'll rip ya balls off, wouldnt need to arm them, save on ammo ... perfect !!! :D

Nodbugger
03-05-2006, 11:09 PM
idiots.

PhilDude
03-05-2006, 11:27 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nodbugger again.

IamSpartacus
03-05-2006, 11:28 PM
Excellent point there Symon_magus with "... I hope she doesn't break a hip while she's out shooting insurgents ... ".

Perhaps the reason that the US changed from 7.62mm to 5.56mm ammo was to reduce the recoil so that more grannies could handle combat rifles?. It could also be to assist with all of the geriatric troopers who have increasing risk of osteoporosis due to wayward lifestyles in the West.