Dear god.

[Pirate]

What have I done?

[Serpent_Girl]

:wow:

[Whiskers]

As head of the sandy vagina gang, I find this forum to be an abhorrent display of ecliquism.

Yes, this is such a travesty, I had to make up a new word for it.

Anyway, My name is Mollie and I like the colour pink.

[That Bloke]

What's this new forum all about then(other than Destruct0r ofcourse)?

[That Bloke]

As head of the sandy vagina gang,

I think I'll make Sandy Fagina my drag name.

[That Bloke]

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I don’t mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
’cause they don’t get enough to eat

From god,
I can’t believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
’cause they can’t make opinions meet,
About god,
I can’t believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Don’t know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain’t and so do you,
Dear god,
I can’t believe in,
I don’t believe in,

I won’t believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You’re always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And it’s the same the whole world ’round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebody’s unholy hoax,
And if you’re up there you’ll perceive,
That my heart’s here upon my sleeve.
If there’s one thing I don’t believe in...

It’s you,
Dear god.

[Scythe]

*hops on bandwagon*

[banga]

what the fucks going on in here???? :screwy:

[Thyrd]

This is a forum of Doom. Therefore everyone who posts in it is doomed...including me now....fuck!

[That Bloke]

I'm probably wrong but going by the forum title I'm hoping this is going to be the new "Department of Boom" but if so that's more DumHed's territory.

[sagit]

This is a forum of Doom. Therefore everyone who posts in it is doomed...including me now....fuck!


by "forum of doom", does this mean we talk about doom games?

[Aardvark]

Dear Abby,

Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's
important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't
afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my
autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da!

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's
my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old keeps
asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge."

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell
my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's
blessed and everything should be just fine.

[pliskin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Mr. Bungle]

i am drunk

[AntZ]

Grumbles forum was better. And so was B&R when it was Utop's hellhole.

[moonstriker]

As head of the sandy vagina gang, I find this forum to be an abhorrent display of ecliquism.

Ooo do you have pics to prove you are a part of that gang? =P (jk jk pls don't kill me! *runs away* ^_~)

[kré]

Grumbles forum was better. And so was B&R when it was Utop's hellhole.
hazza's forum was far superior.

[DestRuct0r]

Yeah this forum's shit

[munganah]

So now that you have your very own forum..............whatcha gonna do with it?

[muppet]

wtf are we meant to post in here? seriously... general forum - general stuff, Bitching and Rants - sandy vagina stuff, Relationship forum - Boo Hoo stuff.. Forum of Doom - Clown Pr0n?

[DestRuct0r]

aha that's for you to figure out......anything could happen

[GutterClown]

I for one Welcome our clown-porn loving Overlords.

[hazza]

hazza's forum was far superior.



i only got to post in like 3 of the threads started in there mang, get over it.

[johny_roberts]

hazzas forum gave my computer herpes simplex 12 and there is no cure for that. this new forum gave my computer a tremendous dose of boredom.

once again thanks to you cunts I have to get a new computer

fuck you all,

johny roberts

[cyberwired]

Is Buffy pregnant?

[ShinymetalASS]

What have I done?

Harboured an unnatural tendency to ask questions of imaginary friends.

[DestRuct0r]

Is Buffy pregnant?


Oh man am I in trouble again.

[Pirate]

Harboured an unnatural tendency to ask questions of imaginary friends.You've angered my invisible friends. They are now stalking you and one day you will rue.. ah.. this day.

:mfight: hehe look at the monkey.

[Pirate]

Oh man am I in trouble again.Thats ok man, makes up for the day I stared with my mouth open droolling at Kat's boobies.

Damn that space wine.

[DestRuct0r]

SPACE WINE!!!

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/OMGNinja_999696.JPG

Best Photochop EVA

[Seeker]

Yawn...........this thread needs a bitch fight.

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/1042/10973733067602ng.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Seeker]

Why are all the gifs going fucking nuts lately?

[ShinymetalASS]

You've angered my invisible friends. They are now stalking you and one day you will rue.. ah.. this day.


You know what a wise woman once said about stalkers.

[Furball]

:weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:
This seems to be where everyone in this forum is at... w00t! Count me in!

[ewe2]

at last, somewhere a penguin of d00000m can be comfortable...

[Snapple]

:weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:
This seems to be where everyone in this forum is at... w00t! Count me in!

Bong on man, bong on

[DestRuct0r]

pixplz

[excalibur]

I'm probably wrong but going by the forum title I'm hoping this is going to be the new "Department of Boom" but if so that's more DumHed's territory.
I'm spending this Queens birthday at a cracker night. Our crackers are made of nitropril (sp?) I'll bring pics and video

[oggy]

woohoo...i can post here!

[Bifrost]

I just drunk a bottle of water.

[Hairyman]

Go and pee then.

[ShinymetalASS]

Can I have a monkey man?

[DestRuct0r]

http://xraymusic.co.uk/pictures/toots/large/monkeyman.jpg

[INSAN3]

[ Inserting A Witty Comment Here In A Pithy Sententious Manner ]

[Fuzzy Dice]

My baloney has a first name.

[Mr. Bungle]

it's O S C A R