How long til your next root

[Sagacious]

This is a parody thread of the 'How long since your last root' thread OBVIOUSLY!

But it does raise the interesting question of when do you expect to next have sex and why.

For me it is Saturday/Saturday Night when Mrs S returns from visiting with her parents. Absence makes the loins grow fonder.

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Mine will probably be some time in the next year or so, im still a bit fuzzy on the date, call me back this time next year and I will let you know.

[Davo_Dinkum]

July

[Scythe]

*peers off into the far distance*

Nope, nothing.

[oggy]

as soon as i apolagise to my missus for being a cunt today.
i recon make-up sex could be on the cards...but i`m hoilding out on the apolagie cause i had some this morning and can go a couple of days...:shrug:

[KrisEz]

July
ahahahhahahahahahahahahah


HA HA HA HA HA HA

HHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

JULY 2042!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sutter]

It all depends on how drunk I can get Jefah at the next Zmeet.

[Up_All_Night]

i passed on getting a root tonight, trying to reschedual for next couple of nights

[Davo_Dinkum]

ahahahhahahahahahahahahah


HA HA HA HA HA HA

HHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

JULY 2042!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which is still sooner than your brother.....

[FatherShark]

I'm being sucked off under the desk as I type this.......wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[muppet]

not soon enough

[jmoore]

im on a 'no sex' period atm , and no i dont mean shes on her period, she just said we arent to have sex for a while

[Sagacious]

im on a 'no sex' period atm , and no i dont mean shes on her period, she just said we arent to have sex for a while
for what earthly reason would she impose such a ban???????!!!!!!!!!!

[dwarfthrower]

Meh... it's on tap at the moment, but I can't stay in the same room as her for long enough.

[muppet]

im on a 'no sex' period atm , and no i dont mean shes on her period, she just said we arent to have sex for a while
get the wrong hole last time didja?

[Hairyman]

Needs poll





....hehe I said "poll".

[That Bloke]

You tell me

[GutterClown]

Meh... it's on tap at the moment, but I can't stay in the same room as her for long enough.
Cut a hole in the wall?

I could get some this weekend, But it's a friend, and she'd get the wrong idea :boxing:

[Mr Bigglesworth]

when i get married

[johny_roberts]

mmmm depends on when your mums decide to visit California (seriously tell them to hurry up)

[TheBloatedFish]

Probably not till june sadly :(

[metalhed00]

Tonight! With my girl Righ Thand. I met when I was about 12.

She never says no.

[Snapple]

Probably 2020 :(

[ShinymetalASS]

Well lets see, bus gets home at about 6.10pm (when it's on time) so I'd say by about 6.20pm??

[FatherShark]

im on a 'no sex' period atm , and no i dont mean shes on her period, she just said we arent to have sex for a while

So you have no problem wearing the "Dolmio Grin"?

[Merde]

Well lets see, bus gets home at about 6.10pm (when it's on time) so I'd say by about 6.20pm??
and then your ShinymetalASS will be humping and grinding hot monkeysex style?

I need to go take a shower!

pour moi tonight's the night! Got a couple of friends coming over and am gonna bed one and if the other is inclined the way she seems to be there could be some interesting scenarios played out cos I know the one I am on for a root with is partial to a bit of threeway action.

[metalhed00]

Probably 2020 :(

I'll be home before that. ;)

[bronco]

i passed on getting a root tonight, trying to reschedual for next couple of nights
You passed up on getting some...

You're a bloke right? Now I'm just confused.

[ms edeity]

when i get married
me too.

[johny_roberts]

Once you can buy chloroform over the counter....

[ms edeity]

Once you can buy chloroform over the counter....
I have a tin of "forget me nows".....

[STallingU]

Never. I'm waiting for jebus.

[royale]

Never. I'm waiting for jebus.


Don't bother, hes a dud shag and the line is too long anyway.

[STallingU]

Don't bother, hes a dud shag and the line is too long anyway.
Oh well. I shal never shag again. :(

[MAX POWER]

Hopefully this arvo, before my mates get here. Otherwise, if she's still a bit ill or late back here from work, I'll have to wait till Sunday night.

[Up_All_Night]

You passed up on getting some...

You're a bloke right? Now I'm just confused.


yeah im a bloke haha, i better be able to reschedual!! you woulda done the same though, or maybe not.

[Sagacious]

yeah im a bloke haha, i better be able to reschedual!! you woulda done the same though, or maybe not.
Mate no offense intended but where I come from we refer to blokes that do what you have done as either arsehoppers or corpses...whatever happened to one you miss out on is one you never catch up on and where there's a wall there's a way????? Or are the imperatives different on humpback mountain?

[Seeker]

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[Up_All_Night]

Mate no offense intended but where I come from we refer to blokes that do what you have done as either arsehoppers or corpses...whatever happened to one you miss out on is one you never catch up on and where there's a wall there's a way????? Or are the imperatives different on humpback mountain?

meh, what can i say im a decent guy and im not going to use this girl, because im not sure if she just wants some fun or more. As for getting roots, my friend with "benefits" from last year has just become single and wants to catch up, so im not exactly in a situation where im lacking options to get some :pimp:

[oggy]

tonight...maybe, if she plays her cards right...
and accepts my apologie!

[Seeker]

tonight...maybe, if she plays her cards right...
and accepts my apologie!

For what?

Being a cunt?

[Seeker]

Or really bad at spelling?

[Sashasword]

I'm reasonably fond of making the beast with two backs, so, maybe tonight.

However, we usually both run out of energy by the time we actually get to bed.
But my other half has got to be quick - 'cause if I get off first, I fall into a deep orgasm-induced coma fairly quickly, so quick sex is fine for me.

It's great to be a scorpio sometimes, and definately great to be with one!

[jmoore]

for what earthly reason would she impose such a ban???????!!!!!!!!!!

dunno , said it was hurting for her, and she needed some time off to take care of her body ... dunno wtf that means but im not really going to discuss it on zgeek for phear of the bs answers most people give, myself included lol. Until then ill have to fly solo :wank:

[Elentari]

Fourteen days... and counting :p

[Mooney]

You skank elentari ;) hehe Biatch lol :( I must go find some worthy male :p

[Elentari]

How does getting laid once a month make me a skank :O

[Sutter]

You skank elentari ;) hehe Biatch lol :( I must go find some worthy male :p
How you doin'? :greenwink

[Mooney]

Lol meh U know i luv ya elentari ;) hehe And how you doing Sutter ;)

[matty]

never!!

[cyberwired]

You skank elentari ;) hehe Biatch lol :( I must go find some worthy male :p

plane ticket will get you sorted ;)
:bj:

[ShinymetalASS]

Hopefully I'll be riding the 6.20

[cyberwired]

Hopefully I'll be riding the 6.20

webcam url? :pumpy:

[INSAN3]

One of my best mates makes a point of getting laid at least once a week, regardless if she is in a relationship at the time or not. Even if its just for "a cuddle" she uses her feminine wiles to "tag" some guy she knows (if she's not dating anyone) - and this is usually repeditively.

I don't mind hearing about her exploits (it's just like talking to one of my bloke mates) or howmuch she likes giving head - until I remember how sad my sex life is in comparison. I have however suggested she needs to start a glory-wall for prosperity...

[Thorn]

Hey mooney, hey elentari

damm u elentari, once a month. i think mooney rite. lol
i wish i had at least once a month. 6 months and counting lol

Hey mooney, any time ;) lol

[peto]

Hey mooney, hey elentari

damm u elentari, once a month. i think mooney rite. lol
i wish i had at least once a month. 6 months and counting lol


I believe this response belongs in the 'How long since your last root' Not how long till your NEXT root.

[Elentari]

5 days until I'm in Sydney... lots of hot Afta loving for me :p

*waits for the rest of Zgeek to start puking*

[Davo_Dinkum]

It could be tomorrow...But not to rush into things this time...

[TheBloatedFish]

w00t getting laid tonight all is good in the world........ well all is good in my pants :8:

[Steely]

i'm gonna buy myself one for christmas :)

[Sagacious]

Tonight's the Night...depending on how good a mood Mrs Sagacious is in when she returns from having dinner with a girlfriend whom she does not particularly get along with. I suppose I could be persuaded to engage in some angry sex...hmmmm.

[FatherShark]

I thought I'd be knee deep in it by now, but I managed to have a fight with the missus when she got in this afternoon, and now it's completely off the agenda for the evening. Sucks.

[banga]

still waiting for that moon to turn blue :(

[johny_roberts]

I thought I'd be knee deep in it by now, but I managed to have a fight with the missus when she got in this afternoon, and now it's completely off the agenda for the evening. Sucks.

dumbass

[FatherShark]

dumbass

not to worry, I still managed to squeeze one out myself.

I was thinking of you naked.

[Spades]

fathers day was good to me - 2 with the missus and 3 on my own !!!!!

[STallingU]

Does don't care count????

Because I don't at the moment. May change in a couple of days. But not tonight or the next couple of days. Rather root a cheese grater.

[Megabyte]

Ohhh...about a week. ;)

[meg]

Does don't care count????

Because I don't at the moment. May change in a couple of days. But not tonight or the next couple of days. Rather root a cheese grater.

After promising not to drink, then coming home drunk(at 5pm) you're not getting any for a long while dickhead.

[Seeker]

Ooooooohhhhhh....fight!

P.S

Tony Danza sux!

[dozer]

After promising not to drink, then coming home drunk(at 5pm) you're not getting any for a long while dickhead.

trouble in paradise.

[rusky85]

Hopefully in a few days.

Im starting to feel old and losing the urge. NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Ic3]

Not until feb next year, when she comes back from the US...

[Ic3]

Hopefully in a few days.

Im starting to feel old and losing the urge. NOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude, you're 21! You ain't even near old...

[rusky85]

Actually im 20 :p

But since you have to wait till feb, I will try chuck one in tonight and think about your unfortunate wait. It will beat thinking about that pic muppet posted with the man bewbs

[Ic3]

Thanx Rusky, knew i could count on you :D

[peto]

This saturday :)

[rascuache]

Tommorrow Morning ;)

[Sagacious]

Mrs S has been visiting her folks again so Saturday afternoon / evening when she gets back wooohoo! and the following day is mother''s day so I guess I could be persuaded to oblige her then too.

[Tintin]

2013

[matty]

whenever i can be bothered to make a booty call

[Ic3]

Hopefully soon...although i'm all along in the office today...just need a booty call :P

[Veeedka]

Wow, I can see this whole section gets used all the time... :P

[annie]

Tomorrow night :D

[Veeedka]

Tomorrow night :D


Lucky!



:P

[STallingU]

Tonight at 7.35 :buggery: then again at 8.00:deadroot: 8.35:buggery: , 8.50:buggery: , 9.30:buggery: , 9.45:buggery: & 9.46:buggery: .

My plan is to drain the tank dry. I want to see dust shoot out. 30+ doesn't know aboot my plan yet but am quite sure she wont complain. :buggery: :bananasex :naughty:

[Mr Bigglesworth]

"The gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train ain't coming"

[~vjay~]

Never.

I might become a nun because I don't get none.

[TehGovzog]

In about ten minutes, assuming I don't get murdered for waking my other half.

[cranky]

In about ten minutes, assuming I don't get murdered for waking my other half.

i'm with you mate although i'm at least going to wait 12 minutes until the alarm goes off before i perform my 30 seconds of magic :D

[Spades]

tonight is the aim - 19th wedding anniversay should be good for something

[ms edeity]

tonight is the aim - 19th wedding anniversay should be good for something
anniversary shmanniversary - 2 hrs and counting because....it's sunday and that should count for something!

[~Storm~]

Maybe April/May of next year depends if the Navy gives him leave.

[4wd4wd]

Maybe April/May of next year depends if the Navy gives him leave.

I guess you're a bit toey about now..... lol

[Hideo]

In about ten minutes, assuming I don't get murdered for NOT waking my other half.

fixed