Alien Penis Salad

[Jen]

As suggested in IRC, this is the recipe for "Alien Penis Salad".

1/2 lb smoked salmon
1 large avacado
1 bosc pear
chevre
feta
2 roma tomatoes
1 lb baby spinach
any other various greens, as desired

slice pear into 1/4 inch slices, and simmer in skillet until pear becomes soft.
cut/slice all other ingredients to desirable sizes.
toss. serve.

olive oil and raspberry vinegar work well with this.

[Something Fast]

Hurrhg. I hate pear.

[Jen]

But pears are awesome. They are fruit from the goddess's bosom, or something.

[Hairyman]

Where can you get the alien penises.

[Jen]

BadPauly

[Hairyman]

Why didn't I think of that...

[Benwah]

What the hell is a chevre? sounds like a native of south American rainforests. small and furry.

[Sagacious]

I'd imagine it would require this Alien Penis Substitute.

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/3/1/1/alienpenismushroom.jpg

[Hairyman]

Is there a meat lovers version?

[wolfpac181]

What the hell is a chevre?
It's a cheese. like a light feta, but consistancy of cream cheese.


I tried the "alien penis salad".... and it is very good. Very odd how smoked salmon, the cheese and pear go so well together.

not that I'm gay or anything, but I grabbed a second helping of alien penis

[druid]

It's a cheese. like a light feta, but consistancy of cream cheese.

Aka goat cheese (and it's good).

[Glompbot]

rasberry vinegar? i've never seen it before

[sperm]

heh, Im sure I wouldnt be ordering it with that name if I saw it on a restaurant menu :aah:

[LethalCorpse]

Is there a meat lovers version?
try swapping the smoked salmon for proscuitto (or one of those other cured pig meats)

[Snapple]

sounds yummy, would not use the pear tho

[suncrafter]

But pears are awesome. They are fruit from the goddess's bosom, or something.

LOL!