Anyone for cyber?

[shytilwet]

So some little chickie in my "I'm a slut" topic (I think) said I should go to the wanna root board. Jealousy is such an ugly thing, don't you think?

So anyways I didn't think there was any such board until I fell over it the other night.

And, no, I don't need to post here for a root. I'm considered to be reasonably attractive, cute even, and people have been kind enough to call me fun and intelligent and as having a great sense of humour.

But it occured to me that I might get some really good cyber sex here. There are those who will go "Eewwwww, it's not like the real thing." Well, no, it's not. But it can be very, very hot when two people are on the same wave-length and like the same sort of roleplay.

So if there's anyone here who likes cyber, who probably prefers to take on more of a Dom role, who can spell reasonably well and type more than six words per minute please send me a message. Or reply here, whichever.

Thank you.


Well, I was there and I saw what you did.
I saw it with my own two eyes.
So you can wipe off the grin; I know where you've been.
It's all been a pack of lies.

[and3w]

I suggest Goat Boy...:-)...

[jmoore]

*puts on his robe and wizards hat*

[spurr]

Aaarrrrgggh!

[Goat Boy]

I suggest Goat Boy...:-)...
http://www.norabelfilms.com/eggs/knight.jpg

You have chosen... wisely.

[and3w]

http://www.norabelfilms.com/eggs/knight.jpg

You have chosen... wisely.

Indeed...

*http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/4193/lolmedevalsoldiers8sw.jpg *

[MisterBishi]

Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

[and3w]

Tis true, but Goat Boy has a higher score for pure, unaduterated filth, Mr Bishi...

[MisterBishi]

I wasnt talking to you, pervert. Can you not leave me and the lady in peace?

[and3w]

*sulk* No, bollox to you :-)

[MisterBishi]

I deflect your Limp Wristed Slap of Bolox To You +1 and retaliate with a spinning double-axe kick of stfu. :spingo:

[TheBloatedFish]

and3w use the boots of escaping for the love of god use the boots of escaping !!!

[and3w]

I deflect your Limp Wristed Slap of Bolox To You +1 and retaliate with a spinning double-axe kick of stfu. :spingo:

Not the multi,multi faceted die of doom..
http://img421.imageshack.us/img421/3301/nonoes8df.jpg

:( :laughing:

[and3w]

Thanks Mr Fish, but I think it is to late for me; For the love of god, you take them, at least you still have a chance...

[Seeker]

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7376/endthread4zc.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[stinky]

say it ....

ARRRRRRRRRR!

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I feel like I have been raped by a baguette after reading this thread.

[ms edeity]

And, no, I don't need to post here for a root. I'm considered to be reasonably attractive, cute even, and people have been kind enough to call me fun and intelligent and as having a great sense of humour.

Well, I was there and I saw what you did.
I saw it with my own two eyes.
So you can wipe off the grin; I know where you've been.
It's all been a pack of lies.
Guys say the cutest things to get laid.

[Hairyman]

I feel like I have been raped by a baguette after reading this thread.


How do you know what that feels like?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

How do you know what that feels like?

Have you ever been to Paris? :laughing:

[Snapple]

What's the bet she is getting a few PM's tho.

[EvilMuppet]

*puts on his robe and wizards hat*

Damn you, I came here to post that!!

[sperm]

What's the bet she is getting a few PM's tho.
You and her both .... yet neither of you ever reply to me :(

[oggy]

thread is useless with out pics!

[Seeker]

This thread just plain sux.

[excalibur]

thread is useless with out pics!
What he said

[Chocoholic]

This thread just plain sux.
I think it needs more sucking :bj:

[dwarfthrower]

So if there's anyone here who likes cyber, who probably prefers to take on more of a Dom role, who can spell reasonably well and type more than six words per minute please send me a message. Or reply here, whichever.

Um, this is the "I really need a root" forum... I think you want the "I really need a wank" forum down the hall. kthxbai

[FatherShark]

Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

[GutterClown]

*puts on his robe and wizards hat*
Only three posts in, and the thread is over.

Nice work. :w00t:

Can only get less-funny from there on.

[Sutter]

I've always wanted an electronic eye, that say, I could switch between different vision modes.
Synthetic bones that resisted impact would be great too, and fingerknives, yeah! And a jack in the back of my skull, and....

ooopps. Wrong type of cyber.

[ShinymetalASS]

if it aint telnet it just aint fast enough

[sperm]

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Anyone for cyber? by ShinymetalASS 31 The "I really need a root" forum


Oh my dreams have come true at last !! :jizz:

[Snapple]

Oh my dreams have come true at last !! :jizz:

Sperm your a freaking man whore :laughing:

[druckfugged]

So some little chickie in my "I'm a slut" topic (I think) said I should go to the wanna root board. Jealousy is such an ugly thing, don't you think?

So anyways I didn't think there was any such board until I fell over it the other night.

And, no, I don't need to post here for a root. I'm considered to be reasonably attractive, cute even, and people have been kind enough to call me fun and intelligent and as having a great sense of humour.

But it occured to me that I might get some really good cyber sex here. There are those who will go "Eewwwww, it's not like the real thing." Well, no, it's not. But it can be very, very hot when two people are on the same wave-length and like the same sort of roleplay.

So if there's anyone here who likes cyber, who probably prefers to take on more of a Dom role, who can spell reasonably well and type more than six words per minute please send me a message. Or reply here, whichever.

Thank you.


Well, I was there and I saw what you did.
I saw it with my own two eyes.
So you can wipe off the grin; I know where you've been.
It's all been a pack of lies.
I'd be up for it but I'd have to have proof you weren't a bloke first

[The Avatar]

I'd be up for it but I'd have to have proof you weren't a bloke first

dude it says that she's a chick in her profile.

What more proof do you need???!!!!

[Thyrd]

dude it says that she's a chick in her profile.

What more proof do you need???!!!!

You need to ask yourself how many men you've cybered with....

Guys say the cutest things to get laid.

Why hey there good looking! ;)

[The Avatar]

You need to ask yourself how many men you've cybered with....


That would be a big fat ZERO there chum. I don't cyber. Its idiotic.

Also, I was being facetious with that reply.

[and3w]

That would be a big fat ZERO there chum. I don't cyber. Its idiotic.

Also, I was being facetious with that reply.

It's not that bad if you & they have a webcam and the chance of actually meeting the bird...IMHO :flash:

[Seeker]

Web cam don't mean shit....anyone remember that price vid of the dude getting his dick out while some chick was showing her boobies?

[and3w]

Well fuck em, I don't care if they see me with my dick out...

[Seeker]

Wish I could find the vid, it was classic...turned out to be a dude with a bra on and his mates were sitting around watching this poor shmuck show his shlong to the world.

[and3w]

Sounds like JR territory to me..

[Seeker]

It was bloody good.

[and3w]

So am I with my dick out...don't mean I want you and 1/2 the racoons in america watching me...:-)

[Seeker]

We already have man.....you think Sexychixorcoon66 was really a woman?

[shytilwet]

So far, so boring. But there are a couple I'm giving a test drive to from pm's.

Now, what's that chicklet's name....Ms. Something? Ahhhh, Edeity, yes.

Shy: .................I'm considered to be reasonably attractive, cute even, and people have been kind enough to call me fun and intelligent and as having a great sense of humour.

Ms. E: Guys say the cutest things to get laid. You have my symathy, sweetie. It's not nice to feel used and bitter but maybe you could try not being so guillible in future.

[johny_roberts]

shytilwet least you put it out here and if some cant take it fuck them its not there bag. Dont see you making fun of the lads and galls who play WOW for days at a time or video games.

good luck darling.........

[JessicaDV8]

What? You can't protest against women being judged by their sexual activity and then call another woman used, bitter and jealous. Bitchy female rivalry doesn't help your cause.

And you're also totally wrong about ms edeity.

[johny_roberts]

Well fuck em, I don't care if they see me with my dick out...


how can they see something so tiny............... it would hurt the eyes.......

Hell Ask Miss Quinnn

http://img127.imagevenue.com/loc150/th_82783_missquinn1.jpg

and3w’s Web Site (http://www.mytinytool.com)

[and3w]

Kick some ass Jess..

[and3w]

how can they see something so tiny............... it would hurt the eyes.......

Hell Ask Miss Quinnn

http://img127.imagevenue.com/loc150/th_82783_missquinn1.jpg

and3w’s Web Site (http://www.mytinytool.com)

A: who she
B: what do you think magnifying glasses are for :laughing: :laughing:

[and3w]

TWAT Roberts :-)

[johny_roberts]

TWAT Roberts :-)

:D

that page made me fucking :rrofl:

[Something Fast]

I'm considered to be reasonably attractive, cute even,
Pictorial evidence, post-haste.

[Seeker]

If she/he is so cute etc etc why the fuck do you need to cyber with people?

Go to a bar and find a guy to fuck...be done with it and stop vomiting shite for everyone to see.

There are shit loads of sex forums to hook up with other fetish lovers, unless you are going to cut n paste your convo with the poor sucker from geek and make a thread.

[MisterBishi]

There are shit loads of sex forums to hook up with other fetish lovers, unless you are going to cut n paste your convo with the poor sucker from geek and make a thread.

That's a fucking great idea that you should have kept a lot quieter.

[johny_roberts]

If she/he is so cute etc etc why the fuck do you need to cyber with people?

Go to a bar and find a guy to fuck...be done with it and stop vomiting shite for everyone to see.

There are shit loads of sex forums to hook up with other fetish lovers, unless you are going to cut n paste your convo with the poor sucker from geek and make a thread.

Seeker is still pissed cause the hoff never responded to him........

http://forum.zgeek.com/gallery/files/8/8/6/0/waxhoff.jpg

























:fag:

[Seeker]

That's a fucking great idea that you should have kept a lot quieter.

I should have shouldn't I....damn.:(

[Demosthien]

This thread seems to have degenerated into a childish name calling contest and comments about sex fit only7 for primary school.

It's amazing how well suited to the zGeek population this type of thing is. :)

However, the appropriateness of this threads subject does not excuse Shy's total failure to come good with the... Err... Goodies. Ahem... As it were. *Cough*

...I should have shouldn't I....damn... Hopefully no-one will notice an go to those "other places"... *carefully looks around*

[jmoore]

if i were you i would troll through the zpenis comp and pm people from there lol

[and3w]

eeewwwwwwwwwww...nasty..dont do it STW, you'll regret it, I guarantee it..