Dear Whiskers

[Mr. Bungle]

Let me first drop down to one knee.....

Will you e-marry me?

[Whiskers]

I accept.

Now we can have an IRC wedding.

Cassa will be my bridesmaid, but we need two more.

I will ask hazza and Sapia. We will await their confirmation.

Rev Saule Good will do the honours.

We need grooms men and best man.

Apply within.

[Lord_Phat]

if i didn't hate you both so fucking much i'd attend :fag:

[FatherShark]

I don't really know either of you, but I'd sure like an invitation to the e-bucks night, where I can have my face smeared with whipped cream by a virtual stripper.

[Boobmeister]

I don't really know either of you, but I'd sure like an invitation to the e-bucks night, where I can have my face smeared with whipped cream by a virtual stripper.

Reception for me .... all those lovely single zladies in attendance .. w00t ...

[Thyrd]

I wanna be a grooms man.

[Aardvark]

I bags being the feudal lord who exercises his right of prima nocta and blesses the union by screwing the blushing bride the night after the wedding

[Something Fast]

....Apply within.

Within who?

[nrejones]

hahhaha...... see this what you get for showing your pussy on the net.

[Jimma]

Me and Blue Boy will be the guys who get drunk and make arses out of ourselves at the reception.

[Thyrd]

I'm one of them too. I'm good at that.

[Cassa]

Can I be a bridesmaid if I've already been a bride?

[Icky_Thoomp]

I bags being the feudal lord who exercises his right of prima nocta and blesses the union by screwing the blushing bride the night after the wedding

I thought it was night before? :shrug:

Can I be head usher? Its the job that nobody else wants but is VERY important. :D

You're not up the e-duff are you, Whiskers?

[scathing]

We need grooms men and best man.

Apply within.

Everyone knows I'm the best man on ZGeek.


And I'll apply within (you), alright.......

[Zedder]

I'll be the STUD that fucks the bridesmaids:cheer:

[muppet]

i already gave whiskers a wedding present, so where's my invitation?

[oggy]

Cassa will be my bridesmaid, but we need two more.
I will ask hazza and Sapia. Apply within.

hazza...bridesmaid...how fitting!
pink is his colour...
:fag:

[cyberwired]

like for my bosses wedding, I would be honored to drive the bridesmaids
I only ask that like his wedding the car is rear wheel drive and capable of a burnout, although preferably a V8 holden instead of the XR6 he got :D

[Scythe]

I shall be sitting in the back of the chapel and taking bets about how long the marriage lasts.

[ewe2]

IRC marriages never last. hope you did a prenup.

[scathing]

IRC marriages never last. hope you did a prenup.

Every responsible IRC marriage should have written out an End User Marriage Agreement.

[Sutter]

Can I come? E-wedding, yay!

[kré]

Can I come? E-wedding, yay!
dunno about you, but i already did http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/eek4.gif

[BlueBoy]

Me and Blue Boy will be the guys who get drunk and make arses out of ourselves at the reception.
I'll take best man as well.

[Thyrd]

I'll take best man as well.

I'd have asked for that, but I hate public speaking. Enjoy yourself :D

[ms edeity]

congratulations on your impending connubials.

I will head whickers off into a whisper and ply her with alcoholol so things run smoothly.

[King_Crud]

I'll be the drunken uncle in an ill fitting suit who makes passes at all the girls and does an embarrassing speech full of sexual innuendo about the honeymoon

[Thyrd]

I'll also be the bouncer. Keeping the undesirables out. >:<

[nrejones]

I'll be the drunken uncle in an ill fitting suit who makes passes at all the girls and does an embarrassing speech full of sexual innuendo about the honeymoon

Don't forget to throw-up on the wedding cake.

[The Avatar]

I'll take the role of the guy that Whiskers leaves Mr Bungle for. :)

What can I say, a huge e-package is all you need ;)

[Thyrd]

I'll take the role of the guy that Whiskers leaves Mr Bungle for. :)

What can I say, a huge e-package is all you need ;)

Cool. Finally, someone to throw out of the wedding/reception!

[GutterClown]

...Keeping the undesirables out. >:<
Poor Movius.

[Xythan]

Let me first drop down to one knee.....

Will you e-marry me?

The gloves are off...

Pistolas...Dawn...

[MisterBishi]

Whiskers dont do it man, we can have a summer fling instead.

[MasterFarter]

I will be the ambarrasing older relative/guest at the reception who spends ten swaying, mumbling minutes in front of the microphone completely failing to put just one sentence together. Then who sits down grinning to start his next beer looking like he just had them rolling in the aisles.

Probably have to take up drinking again first :)

[The Avatar]

Cool. Finally, someone to throw out of the wedding/reception!

Who said I was going to those? I'll just be going for the honeymoon.....

[Cubane]

I'll be the photographer

[RedMaN]

I'll be there just to give Whiskers a pearl necklace as a parting wedding gift.
Who says I'm not thoughtful? :greenwink

[Sutter]

I'll be there just to give Whiskers a pearl necklace as a parting wedding gift.
Who says I'm not thoughtful? :greenwink
I hear that you pearl necklces them to anyone that opens the bathroom stall at just the right moment, too. :D

[ewe2]

Every responsible IRC marriage should have written out an End User Marriage Agreement.


The party of the first part agrees to indemify the party of the second part for all costs, service charges, rental fees, rates, repairs, acts of god, replacements, attachments, upgrades, modifications, batteries, parts, and whipped cream for the period up to and including the time specified by the party of the second part allowing for a lead period between service agreements made with any parties of the third part which are held separate and distinct from, and not subject to, this agreement as determined by the party of the second part who shall remain blameless and get off scot free ha ha ha.

[RedMaN]

I hear that you pearl necklces them to anyone that opens the bathroom stall at just the right moment, too. :D
Only if they ask nicely! :jizz:

[muppet]

i got the ornament thingy for the top of the wedding cake, hope you like:
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6946/bridecake6hb.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Glompbot]

I accept.

Now we can have an IRC wedding.

Cassa will be my bridesmaid, but we need two more.

I will ask hazza and Sapia. We will await their confirmation.

Rev Saule Good will do the honours.

We need grooms men and best man.

Apply within.

I'll be happy to be your e-bridesmaid!

[Jimma]

I got really drunk last night and fucked a chick who had a nice dress, but only incase I miss the wedding. I also went to a strip club, in case I miss the bucks night. I also hopped in the back of some car that had pulled over to the side of the road and said "King St. - but can we just leave the meter off and make it $5 because I'm strapped." That had nothing to do with missing a wedding, I just always wanted to see how it'd go down. "Smoothly" would be inaccurate.

[MyPetMonkey]

I have no idea who you people are.... but i'll like crash under a false name and you'd never know i'm there...

[Jimma]

Will you bring a tall dark haired fellow and be involved in a hilarious set of events only to marry someone from the wedding?

[MyPetMonkey]

Will you bring a tall dark haired fellow and be involved in a hilarious set of events only to marry someone from the wedding?Are you saying i have a crooked nose?

[muppet]

yippee! I get to be an e-bridesmaid. Not my fault Hazza didnt say yes to the invite.

[Scythe]

Not my fault Hazza didnt say yes to the invite.

And here I thought Hazza didn't know how to say no.

[muppet]

And here I thought Hazza didn't know how to say no.
well he didn't officially say no, he just never replied :D

[Whiskers]

I miss you.

[Mr. Bungle]

I miss you.
I miss you too

[Furball]

Make sure you sign the e-marriage register to be sure you get all service packs, security updates and patches for your new yet flawed e-partner that is going to expose you to multiple risks...

[Tyrany]

I'll be the e-objector.

Priest: Is there anyone e-here who has an e-reason why this couple shouldn't e-wed?
Me: Yes, e-me! They can't e-marry be because e-he is a he-she pretending to be an e-he so e-he can e-trick an e-she into being e-she-he'ed!

[Girl.]

Unfaithful e-bitch! :spingo:

[Sutter]

I've tried to write a peom for Whiskers, but I got stuck. Can someone help me finish it?
I think Whiskers is good,
I think Whiskers is great,
Often I like to think of her,
And when I do I ........

that's where I'm stuck.
Any help????

[Tyrany]

I've tried to write a peom for Whiskers, but I got stuck. Can someone help me finish it?
I think Whiskers is good,
I think Whiskers is great,
Often I like to think of her,
And when I do I turn straight.



I've fixed it for you. :)

[muppet]

I've tried to write a peom for Whiskers, but I got stuck. Can someone help me finish it?
I think Whiskers is good,
I think Whiskers is great,
Often I like to think of her,
And when I do I ovulate

that's where I'm stuck.
Any help????

any better?

[Glompbot]

I've tried to write a peom for Whiskers, but I got stuck. Can someone help me finish it?
I think Whiskers is good,
I think Whiskers is great,
Often I like to think of her,
And when I do I celebrate (because she's such a wonderful woman she makes everyone happy and is really sweet and entertaining!)

that's where I'm stuck.
Any help????

Fixed :D

[metalhed00]

This thread is gayer than gay.

[Sutter]

This thread is gayer than gay.
Wouldn't a gay gay man be macho-hetro?
So, you're saying this a really manly thread?

[FatherShark]

I've tried to write a peom for Whiskers, but I got stuck. Can someone help me finish it?
I think Whiskers is good,
I think Whiskers is great,
Often I like to think of her,
And when I do I gyrate against the dog



There you go........

[Fuzzy Dice]

But I e-love her and she's carrying my e-baby!

[Whiskers]

Hmm. There seems to be some pretty sexy Whiskers' fanboys about. Maybe I can trade up.

[The Avatar]

Hmm. There seems to be some pretty sexy Whiskers' fanboys about. Maybe I can trade up.

Dang woman, if you're thinking about trading up then I got first dibs :)

Lets go for a coffee in the pron forums(we'll get some privacy there). I'll bring my resume and a couple of Rohypnol's for your amusement ;)

[Whiskers]

Dang woman, if you're thinking about trading up then I got first dibs :)

Lets go for a coffee in the pron forums(we'll get some privacy there). I'll bring my resume and a couple of Rohypnol's for your amusement ;)

No coffee, you'll go all weird.

[The Avatar]

No coffee, you'll go all weird.

I'm already all weird. For you, babycakes, for you. :D

Fine then, no coffee. I'll just bring the Rohypnol. It'll help to set the "mood" ;)

[Glompbot]

oh god, I think I might vomit

[The Avatar]

Without a doubt. Every fucking thread I post in.....she's there.

I supose I should be happy I have an e-stalker.

[Benwah]

oh god, I think I might vomit

You should see a Doctor about that.. oh wait, you did! ;)

[Cassa]

Sapia posts in every thread in existence. You're not special.

[Whiskers]

Stop cunting up my thread cuntheads.

[Glompbot]

Plus, I auto-subscribe to threads I post in.
You were occupied in that retarded 'stuff.' thread, whilst I already volunteered to be the e-bridesmaid in this one

[Glompbot]

Stop cunting up my thread cuntheads.
Incidentally what colour are our bridesmaid dresses? Will it clash with my hair? will the shoes be hot?

[Whiskers]

Incidentally what colour are our bridesmaid dresses? Will it clash with my hair? will the shoes be hot?

I think all colours will clash with your hair.

You will all wear black dresses with deep plunging necklines. Very fitted around the top of the waist, then tapering out, finishing mid calf.

Blolod red peep toe stilettos.

[The Avatar]

Stop cunting up my thread cuntheads.

Hey, don't look at me. I was busy trying to seduce you with the sexy sexy lure of illegal drugs when my e-stalker came a knock-knock-knocking.

A gentle rapping.
Rapping at my chamber door.

Oh Quoth!!

(hehe, okay thats me for the day. Once I start quoting Simpsons for every situation, I know its time to go to sleep. And yes, I know its actually Poe, but Simpsons made ihim famous).

[Benwah]

I'll be the band, I can play triangle.

[Mr. Bungle]

Hmm. There seems to be some pretty sexy Whiskers' fanboys about. Maybe I can trade up.
trade up?

[Glompbot]

I think all colours will clash with your hair.

You will all wear black dresses with deep plunging necklines. Very fitted around the top of the waist, then tapering out, finishing mid calf.

Blolod red peep toe stilettos.
I think I may have just had an orgasm.

[Whiskers]

trade up?

You can't trade up from perfection.

[Aardvark]

Perfection Vs Perfection with Chainsaw Hands

[Sutter]

Hey, I make a good sideways trade. Not better of wrose, but different. Plus! I don't mind if you keep the old boy as well :D

[Lina]

I'll be the chick who's secretly in love with the groom and/or bride and who sculls a goon of wine whilst telling anyone who'll listen that he/she could have been mine and it's all a tragic, tragic mistake before passing out in the bathroom after cake.

[Tyrany]

I'll be the middle-aged guy who thinks he's really swish on the dance floor but only manages to trip over his two left feet and ends up winning a packet on Australia's Funniest Home Videos.

[Fuzzy Dice]

"Hey, has anyone seen Lina?"
"I think I saw her go into the bathroom about a half hour ago"

[Fuzzy Dice]

You can't trade up from perfection.

naw, but you can swap it for a keen scooter with streamers on the handlebars!

[muppet]

I think all colours will clash with your hair.

You will all wear black dresses with deep plunging necklines. Very fitted around the top of the waist, then tapering out, finishing mid calf.

Blolod red peep toe stilettos.
awesome coz when you said puce originally i was a little bit meh..

edit: has a date actually been set then?

[JumpinJez]

can I be the little kid that runs round looking up everyone dresses?

[MisterBishi]

Yep. I'll be the adult that does the same. Pleased to meet ya, champ. http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/583/icon147ya.gif

[Scythe]

Yep. I'll be the adult that does the same. Pleased to meet ya, champ.

I thought father-in-law was already taken?

[scathing]

I'll be the chick who's secretly in love with the groom and/or bride and who sculls a goon of wine whilst telling anyone who'll listen that he/she could have been mine and it's all a tragic, tragic mistake before passing out in the bathroom after cake.

When you wake up in the toilet cubicle all sweaty, hickeyed, and with a weird taste in your mouth........I swear to God it wasn't me.

[hazza]

When you wake up in the toilet cubicle all sweaty, hickeyed, and with a weird object in your ass........I swear to God it wasn't me.



fixed

[hazza]

i failed to see this thread. sorry.








and fuck off muppet you're not a fucking bridesmaid.

[Dundasbro]

ooooooooo can I be costume designer??? I already have a setup for Hazza's clothes!!! http://img17.imagevenue.com/loc68/th_29946_popped_polo_twofer.jpg
Popped collar and all:victory:

[Whiskers]

This is my dress. I haven't decided if it is the front or the back.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Goes frontless backless topless sideless bottomless. Just turn up with a ribbon around your waist. dead easy