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and3w
11-06-2006, 04:33 AM
Found on a swedish hacking site, posted in a forum:


jonas|linux> Heya!
<jonas|linux> I have just installed Linux, and now I'm wondering how to delete a file.
<aZeR> rm filename
<jonas|linux> Thanks!!!!
<jonas|linux> one more thing. How do I install sound to play mp3?
<jonas|linux> Oh, now it says
<jonas|linux> rm: cannot unlink /etc/shadow: Permission denied
<aZeR> log in as root
<jonas|linux> oki
<Prefect`> hm
<jonas|linux> a friend told me that I should remove /etc/shadow to get better performance on an athlon-computer
<Prefect`> HAHA
<jonas|linux> thanks
<jonas|linux> :-)
<Prefect`> you shouldn't
<Prefect`> he's lying.
<jonas|linux> what?
<jonas|linux> really?
<jonas|linux> he knows linux
<Prefect`> but he is lying.
<jonas|linux> He's used it since 96
<ankan> me too
<jonas|linux> really
<jonas|linux> so what do you know?
<Prefect`> i know the passwords are in /etc/shadow
<jonas|linux> no
<jonas|linux> i have checked
<jonas|linux> there are no passwords
<Prefect`> in slackware they do anyway.
<jonas|linux> just strange characters
<jonas|linux> Like AbZkFFmbbZz
<ankan> but wtf
<Prefect`> YES BUT THEY ARE ENCRYPTED!@#
<ankan> it's encrypted
<ankan> you fucking loosewr
<jonas|linux> oh
<jonas|linux> hehe
<jonas|linux> but
<jonas|linux> are you serious
<jonas|linux> Are there passwords in it?
<ankan> *checkingcloneatecc0again*
<ankan> yes
<jonas|linux> but i dotn want the passwords in a file.
<jonas|linux> That way hackers will be able to read it.
<ankan> huh?
<jonas|linux> Yes
<ankan> yeah sure
<jonas|linux> If you write the passwords to a file
<jonas|linux> Then if someone breaks in they can read
<ankan> but t's encrypted?
<[Tuxx]> what kind of strange reasoning is this?
<jonas|linux> So it's just as well to remove it????!!
<jonas|linux> yes
<Prefect`> but /etc/shadow usually has 0600 for permissions so there shouldn't be any danger
<jonas|linux> but if they crack the code
<ankan> BUT REMOVE IT THEN
<ankan> whore
<ankan> REMOVE IT
<jonas|linux> Yes
<ankan> do IT
<ankan> REMOVE
<ankan> IT
<jonas|linux> I'll remove it
<Prefect`> hehe.
<ankan> DO IT
<jonas|linux> i think my friend knows more than you
<ankan> FUCKING WHORE
<jonas|linux> He's used linux since 1996
<ankan> DONT YOU COME CRYING IF YOU CANT LOGIN AFTER
<jonas|linux> ok
<jonas|linux> thanks
<ankan> YOU DONT THINK ANYONE HAS DONE THIS DO YOU?
<jonas|linux> Prefect` : huhwhat?
<jonas|linux> i dont want the passwords in a fiLE!!!
<jonas|linux> why should i?
<jonas|linux> i remember them
<jonas|linux> myself
<ankan> BUT GIT THEN
<Prefect`> YES YOU DO, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA LOG IN THEN!
<ankan> BUT THE FUCKING PROGRAMS DONT REMEMBER THEM
<jonas|linux> ankan: you got a probleM?
<ankan> WHORE
<ankan> FUCK YOU
<ankan> NO BUT YOU DO
<jonas|linux> Prefect`: but i REMEMBER THE PASSWORS MYSELF!!!
<jonas|linux> i dont need them in a file to remember them!!
<Prefect`> jonas|linux: YOU may remember the passwords but how the FUCK IS LOGIN GONNA!@#
<marie23> jonas|linux: haha, i'm a girl and i know more than you :D HAHA
<ankan> BUT ITS NOT FOR YOUR SAKE ITS FOR LOGIN TO HAVE SOMETHING TO CHECK THAT ITS THE RIGHT PASSWORD
<jonas|linux> marie23 : my friend knows more than you guaranteed.....!
<ankan> FUCKING MONGLOLOID WHORE
<jonas|linux> ankan: how can it if its encrypted???? HUH??
<marie23> jonas|linux: so... and?
<ankan> IT DECRYPTS IT
<ankan> FUCKING LOOSER
<jonas|linux> marie23 : so you shut the fuck up im new at this
<marie23> jonas|linux: but now i meant you (pära)
<ankan> YOU FUCKING JUNKIE FRIEND CAN FUCK OFF
<jonas|linux> ankan: but if its just to decrypt them all hackers can do it.......!
<ankan> BUT WTF
<Prefect`> it encrypts the password you enter and compares it to the one in /etc/shadow. whores.
<ankan> WHAT FUCKING HACKER?
<jonas|linux> ankan: is there no better way? like having the passwords in bios
<[Tuxx]> jonas|linux: you are so tired
<ankan> haha
<ankan> TOPIC on that..
<jonas|linux> [Tuxx]: tired?
<ankan> PLEASE
<jonas|linux> WHAT?
<jonas|linux> HEY
<ankan>
<jonas|linux> ankan: is there no better way? like having the passwords in bios
<jonas|linux> you are the most unhelpful people there are
<ankan> haha
<jonas|linux> soon ill go to quakenet
<ankan> jonas|linux: and youre a fucking looser
<jonas|linux> there they know something at least.
<ankan> that trusts what your friend fooled you about
<[Tuxx]> jonas|linux: do that
<jonas|linux> ankan : you cant explain why /etc/shadow should stay.....!
<marie23> tss, dont ask such stupid questions then :P
<ankan> jonas|linux: really?
<jonas|linux> ankan: what?
<ankan> remove it ..
<ankan> and try to log in after
<jonas|linux> ok
<jonas|linux> i will
<[Tuxx]> jonas|linux: DO IT!!!
<jonas|linux> see ya
<jonas|linux> hahahahhaha
*** Quits: jonas|linux (jonas@t4o948p68.telia.com) (Quit: fucking loosers they think they are the shit.........!)
<ankan> haha
<[Tuxx]> he was a pain
<ankan> he was lame
<ankan> and believed his friend
<ankan> Prefect`: make it topic too :)
<ankan>
<jonas|linux> a friend told me that I should remove /etc/shadow to get better performance on an athlon-computer
<Plutonen> how did you move a file to another directory...
<Prefect`> nah.
<Prefect`> no space
<ankan> :)
<ankan> clean up a bit
*** Joins: jonas|windows (jonas@t4o948p68.telia.com)
<jonas|windows> yeah
<jonas|windows> now the passwords dont work
<jonas|windows> damn mean
<jonas|windows> idiots..
<jonas|windows> you just trick me cause you think you are so eleet
<marie23> jonas|windows: did you say your friend knew a lot ? ;)..
<Prefect`> jonas|windows: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO REMOVE THE FILE DAMN LOOSER!
<jonas|windows> no
<jonas|windows> you told me it wasnt needed
<ankan> you are a serious fucking looser
<jonas|windows> ankan told me i should remove it
<jonas|windows> and [tuxx] too
<ankan> jonas|windows: YOU said it wasnt needed
<jonas|windows> no
<ankan> we told you you needed it
<ankan> beat it fucking whore
<jonas|windows> i just asked you to tell me why it was needed
<jonas|windows> damn
<jonas|windows> im never using linux again
<jonas|windows> you are so damn mean
<ankan> well then dont
*** Parts: jonas|windows (jonas@t4o948p68.telia.com) (whores)

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ewe2
11-06-2006, 01:39 PM
fkn classic :D that's up there next to the guy who hacked 127.0.0.1

~vjay~
11-06-2006, 02:54 PM
hahaha idiot. :laughing:

hazza
11-06-2006, 03:00 PM
hmmm

maybe they just shouldve said 'that folder is where the computer holds the password information, it needs to check the password you type in with the one it has there to let you log in, hence dont fucking delete it.'