no root for me

[FOC21]

ahhhh why do i have to be in a long distance relationship....i need a root its been a month since my last root ahhh...and im not gonna get another root for at least another month!!!! bugger and even when me and my bf see each other we r not gonna root coz we r trying to fix our relationship by not having sex while we r together...do the whole personal thing...ahhh but he is soooo good damn im horny now lol:sheep:

[Chocoholic]

yes, getting a random root off the internet will help you solve your relationship problems!

[Norm]

May I suggest

http://www.x-toys.nl/images/producten/225x225/dildo_black.jpg

[catt]

grow up (and I wasn't refering to Norm)

[Icky]

grow up (and I wasn't refering to Norm)

Norm is old enough, he is already using a walking cane

[Snapple]

I hope that pic he posted was not of his walking cane.

[LauraleeBug]

Aw - don't worry... When you grow up & get your own place with a partner; and then it happens even when you're sleeping right next to them every night - just hope no one ever gets sick or anything...

It'll make a fucken month seem like a life sentence. I'm sure you'll be able to handle it, you're a big girl. (<-- or ARE u? You sound like a guy to me!)

Me, another month and I'm buying an AK 47 to take out a Macca's somewhere (j/k)......

[GutterClown]

ahhhh why do i have to be in a long distance relationship....i need a root its been a month since my last root ahhh...and im not gonna get another root for at least another month!!!! bugger and even when me and my bf see each other we r not gonna root coz we r trying to fix our relationship by not having sex while we r together...do the whole personal thing...ahhh but he is soooo good damn im horny now lol:sheep:

Wow. That'll help. Post in a root-request forum (heh, linux joke) and state that the reason you're root-less is because of 'doing the whole personal thing'

Great logic there. Have you actualy THOUGHT about the situation.:jerkit:

[pinchy]

i like how that black cock has a magnifying glass....

[FOC21]

i am a big girl lol....and im not saying i wanted a random root of the internet i was just venting lol...geesus....i love my bf very much...and i have thought about our situation...but its pretty damn hard when he wants to root someone else!!...sooooo yeah....i wasnt saying i wanted a random root i was just venting i thought i was allowed to do that and im sorry if pplz thought otherwise that was not my intention and i apologise...and i am a girl lol...and i have lived with a partner before i did that for a year and ur right u do go rootless...lol i spose its just coz its the beginning of our relationship...like i said i apologise im so sorry if pplz thought i was trying to get a random root no i was venting and i thought some pplz might relate im sorry i was wrong

[ms edeity]

he's away from the girl he can sleep with, doesn't want to when he sees you though but wants to sleep with someone else....i'm not trying to be hurtful but it doesn't sound promising.

[FOC21]

yeah i know...we sorted shit out tonight lol i misunderstood wat he said lol coz im a loser....and im paranoid....so yeah we sorted it out...i feel so stupid now lol...ahhh stupid relationships...i do miss him though....i miss his laugh...ahh stop it lol ok thanx anywayz ms edeity.....*hug*

[jmoore]

useless without obligatory post of boobies.

long distance relationships dont work, trust me , i had this one chick once, she was like oh i love you so much im coming back in a few months time yada yada , then the next thing i heard she was moving in with some guy. a big WTF at that one

[FOC21]

ive had a long distance relationship too before this one...it worked for a year he moved in with me for a year then we broke up lol coz he cheated on me...but something feels right with this guy...so yeah...and im sorry to hear about that chick do u want me throw some monkey shit at her...coz i could totally arrange that for u....

[kré]

sudo -s

[jmoore]

ive had a long distance relationship too before this one...it worked for a year he moved in with me for a year then we broke up lol coz he cheated on me...but something feels right with this guy...so yeah...and im sorry to hear about that chick do u want me throw some monkey shit at her...coz i could totally arrange that for u....

i dunno she lives in katherine now or something, who the hell lives in katherin? :stab:

[FOC21]

mmmm katherine here i cum with a whole lota monkey shit

[GutterClown]

yeah i know...we sorted shit out tonight lol i misunderstood wat he said lol coz im a loser....and im paranoid....so yeah we sorted it out...i feel so stupid now lol...ahhh stupid relationships...i do miss him though....i miss his laugh...ahh stop it lol ok thanx anywayz ms edeity.....*hug*

Gotta love the vote of self-confidence.

[ShinymetalASS]

ahhhh why do i have to be in a long distance relationship....i need a root its been a month since my last root ahhh...and im not gonna get another root for at least another month!!!! bugger and even when me and my bf see each other we r not gonna root coz we r trying to fix our relationship by not having sex while we r together...do the whole personal thing...ahhh but he is soooo good damn im horny now lol:sheep:


WHAT THE FUCK IS MORE PERSONAL THAN SEX YOU FUCKING PANSY.

Goddamn was this your idea or his??

Either he's a poof or you need to loosen the fuck up.

[ShinymetalASS]

who the hell lives in katherin? :stab:

People who like to be either really fucking hot or completely underwater.

Also people who aren't cool enough to live in Darwin.

[FOC21]

ahhh dear i have plenty of confidence thank u lol i just felt sooo stupid for when i realised wat he actually meant lol...we have had plenty of sex thank u very much lots of sex and while i do love it and so does he we realise that we need to talk coz we did have sex every fuckn day he was visiting me at least 3 times!!!!!...do i really need to be more loose than that...and yeah so thats my reply to that...and im sorry if im snappy im just fuckn tired and cant sleep...stressed from exams and i found out that someone i care dearly about is in hospital...so im gonna go and ill talk 2 yas l8r...sorry im so sorry for the snapping

[Sashasword]

Goddamn, girl!

Can you put some spaces in those sentences?

They give me a headache to read.

And geez, wise up.
If you're horny, go and get a vibrator. End of problem.
You mighten't even need your bf after that.

They're too much upkeep anyway. Take it from me. I've had mine for over 10 years now. They're way too much work.

Get a dog.
At least they'll appreciate you.

[PsychoNavigator]

This bitch is the blazing text verison of that nasally dumb cunt Fran Drescher. Grates on the eyeballs and nerves like rusty blades and alcohol-based eyewash.

BanZ0r? Anyone? Can we set a standard? We already have a village idiot... do we really need two? My god... a male, a female... what if they *GASP* fornicated?

Ewww, double the dumb n ugly... scary.

[FOC21]

hahaha oh my god you are soo funny has anyone told you that you should be a comedian because if they have'nt oh my god it is your calling in life and you are right i am annoying and i am what ever else you called me i can't remember..why is that oh that's right because i am dumb..shit now i remember you called me dumb..well sorry we don't all abuse people on the internet like you do

[NomadGnome]

Get a dog.
At least they'll appreciate you.

Is that legal...?

[FOC21]

probably not but if she is in to that kind of thing who am i to judge

[Icky]

Is that legal...?

Only in england

[PsychoNavigator]

well sorry we don't all abuse people on the internet like you do

Thats 'cause you're busy abusing the internet itself with your dumbed-down semantics.

[Seeker]

Only in england

Heritage Icky......It's in the genes you know.....

[GutterClown]

hahaha oh my god you are soo funny has anyone told you that you should be a comedian because if they have'nt oh my god it is your calling in life.

Note to Pirate: Use one of those "Please select Your birthdate to confirm you are over 13" forms on the signup.
I think this one slipped through.


Seriously little lady, You asked for advice (or whatever the hell you started this topic for). There's no reason to just blabber off into random shit that just pops into your head. get 1 carton of milk at shops tomorrow.

Are you just boasting that you have sex with some guy three times a day? Or what?
Wow. Great achievment. Really, thumbs up. You've now showed the guy, and All his mates, that you spread like peanut butter.

And better than that, You set up this 'talk time = no sex' thing, and complain because you're not getting enough sex?

Just confermed it. You need sex, not talk. Go have a fling or (as suggested) get a toy.

Problem solved, Stop talking.

[Demosthien]

Seriously little lady, You asked for advice (or whatever the hell you started this topic for). There's no reason to just blabber off into random shit that just pops into your head. get 1 carton of milk at shops tomorrow.

Are you just boasting that you have sex with some guy three times a day? Or what?
Wow. Great achievment. Really, thumbs up. You've now showed the guy, and All his mates, that you spread like peanut butter.

And better than that, You set up this 'talk time = no sex' thing, and complain because you're not getting enough sex?

Just confermed it. You need sex, not talk. Go have a fling or (as suggested) get a toy.

Problem solved, Stop talking.

Interesting how all that GutterClown says is true. fallovachick21's original post is in the "I really need a root" forum yet she appears to not actually want one from a "random". fallovachick21, maybe you should get your BF to read this then you can "...get down to gettin' you sum!!" or he'll ditch you for it. Oh well... Hey!! Look!! --> Boobies!! :boobies:

[mnemonix]

Fallovachick21: I have the answer to all your problems, and 5 minutes spare. PM me!

/me unzips.

[FOC21]

For your information I have cleaned up my grammar and apologised I told my boyfriend what I had posted on here and he laughed.
He thinks it's hilarious that I'm missing sex haha stupid asshole that he is haha.
So yeah...
And Mnemonix, I'll get back to you on your offer.

[Demosthien]

...and 5 minutes spare...

:omfg: What a marathon effort!! How do you manage it for so long?

[FatherShark]

He thinks it's hilarious that I'm missing sex haha stupid asshole that he is haha.


And they say true love and romance are both dead.

[FOC21]

We have a very loving relationship we just choose to express our love in an abnormal way haha.
It's great it's the best relationship I have ever been in knowing that we can tease each other and not take offense to it, it's very relaxed lol.

[mnemonix]

:omfg: What a marathon effort!! How do you manage it for so long?

1 minute in, 1 minute out. 3 minutes for the girl to tell me how good I was.

[Demosthien]

1 minute in, 1 minute out. 3 minutes for the girl to tell me how good I was

I worship at the feet of such carnal mastery. :hail: