All work and no play...

[INSAN3]

Ever been in one of those situations where you're exposed to a wide selection of hot customers, but your work situation doesn't really give you the opportunity to chat with or even go home with them - because you're working?

Welcome to my world of morbid stupor; where I work as an entertainer, and considering I'm there to entertain a whole room of people...
So when you:
1. Focus on just one person, the rest of the patrons sorta notice, so that's not really a smart option.
2. Just give any random hot chick your number - more often than not they turn out to be fucking psychotic and start stalking you; not a good option.
3. While you're packing up at the end of the night, people have usually already picked-up or left.
4. Anyone actually left hanging around at the end of the night - you don't wanna touch... and god forbid turning the lights on; that's when ugly people scurry from the venue like cockroaches!

So there you have the basics of it all, and in short:

I NEED A FUCKING ROOT, because all you drunk fornicating heathens out there are picking up (right in front of me all night long) and I always go home empty handed!!

[sperm]

you dont go home empty handed, you go home to use those hands to fap that wang !

[matty]

sux2bu i guess, i just got laid 3 hrs ago

[King_Crud]

Roots are overated. I've started growing my beard back beacause i realised that I'm happier not chasing tail.

[INSAN3]

sux2bu i guess, i just got laid 3 hrs ago

Perhaps not drunk - but fornicating heathen!!!!

[EDIT] Hangon... what at 10pm? Was that after the football?

[matty]

9pm, i missed the footy tonight :(

[Snapple]

I was in a hardware shop once and the guy working at the counter followed me around then asked me out on a date, so you could do that. I did go on the date, so it might work with other chicks.

[King_Crud]

I was in a hardware shop once and the guy working at the counter followed me around then asked me out on a date, so you could do that. I did go on the date, so it might work with other chicks.
I prefer to just follow you around and hide in your bushes

[INSAN3]

I was in a hardware shop once and the guy working at the counter followed me around then asked me out on a date, so you could do that. I did go on the date, so it might work with other chicks.
I sorta don't get the chance to move around - kinda stuck in the one area all night - entertaining masses of drunkards...

[catt]

Surely you don't work every night?

[INSAN3]

Well, as INSAN3 as I may be - I have to sleep sometimes...

But yeah most nights I work

[oggy]

I sorta don't get the chance to move around - kinda stuck in the one area all night - entertaining masses of drunkards...

change careers...or just dont be as entertaining...!
buy a root!

[Tintin]

I was in a hardware shop once and the guy working at the counter followed me around then asked me out on a date, so you could do that. I did go on the date, so it might work with other chicks.Yes but did he show you any hardware :naughty: