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PsychoNavigator
18-06-2006, 07:10 PM
In the general interest and well being of my fellow Zgeek citizens I hereby propose a mandatory standard that shall be institutionalized by the administration and embraced by all citizens of this great nations.

I hereby submit that all new members of Zgeek are required to submit a photo of their bewbs. This mandate from now on shall be known as the Newbs Bewbs Clause, and must be adhered to before full consideration of a newbs' entry into Zgeek citizenship.

Failure to comply with this new regulation will result in endless prompts from our citizens to do so, or face a punishment more severe than being a contender for a Johny Roberts Bukkake Psunami Receptacle. Not sure what that means? Bad for you...

All newly joined citizens are encouraged to secure your place in the annals of our fine establishments, and post your bewbs!

Dooooooo it!

Cassa
18-06-2006, 07:35 PM
Zgeek has enough attention whores without encouraging more of them

kré
18-06-2006, 07:40 PM
cassa is correct as always.

Something Fast
18-06-2006, 07:44 PM
What Cray said.

Evil Dan
18-06-2006, 07:47 PM
I agree with Machman

PsychoNavigator
18-06-2006, 07:49 PM
You guys... ahm crushed... your standards... they exist.

I feel like I don't know any of you anymore.

Hmm, the sex might be appealing once again.

Donk
18-06-2006, 07:50 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/Bomn/you_dumb_3.jpg

PsychoNavigator
18-06-2006, 07:58 PM
All I could do was try.

Next stop: Religious Fanaticism

Tintin
18-06-2006, 08:07 PM
I support the The Newbs' Bewbs Clause!

GutterClown
18-06-2006, 08:49 PM
Welcome n00b.

kiki
19-06-2006, 06:49 PM
I'll take the punishment...and um I'll have it from JR *curtsies*

Aardvark
19-06-2006, 07:24 PM
/me dreams of sledgehammers and babyn00bs