Wetting my feet!

[wenches.inc]

Wet feet - isn't that what they call plants that are overwatered? And, why does this make me think of cougar and coke? (no I don't water my plants with the stuff!) That's a little odd, but probably because I haven't had enough of it in the past year. I'm a new mum of a little crows supporter (see picture). He's 3 months old and has quite a set of lungs on him.

What else to tell you :huh: 37, single (yes bubs was an immaculate conception and I blame boobmeister the c***), and i'm not scared of the "fuckwit n00b bashers" ... bring it on!

That'll do donkey....

[druckfugged]

got any pics of you breastfeeding?
hi and all!

[MisterBishi]

A life filled with *BAM* that's what I love.

[Fuzzy Dice]

ooooh. coherent incoherency. You'll do well.

[rusky85]

I didnt know the virgin mary visited this site - Welcome

[Space Cowboy]

really really!

welcome aboard wench :D

enjoy the cheese

[btwong]

that water inwhich you are wetting your feet... well i pissed in it!

welcome...

[wenches.inc]

ok I think I'm making my first fuckup in here cos I attached a pic for you druck but I'm not sure I did it right...(as per signature) is there a prize for fucking this up?

*scratches head* @ *BAM* comment...(wish boobmeister would get back to his desk)

Mary really doesn't suite me...though I can be contrary I'm no virgin!

[dwarfthrower]

/me pisses on yer feet... now they're wet.

Welcome noobie... any friend of boobmeister is more than welcome round here.

[wenches.inc]

anyone got a towel?

I'm going to pretend I'm lactose intolerant space cowboy and stay away from the cheese!

[MisterBishi]

*scratches head* @ *BAM* comment...
Well here's a funky introduction of how nice I am, tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram. http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5814/cool0ss.gif

[Boobmeister]

I think at this point I should point out to those who are going to ask for boob pics ..... I think I have some of wenchesinc's jubblies on an old cd somewhere ...... hmmm note to hunt for that when I get home ...

Welcome Noob :D ... stay away from JR ... he's a cunt :D

[ShinymetalASS]

BAM! You'll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel.

I prefer to whet appetites.

Keep your feet away from me.

[wenches.inc]

:liar: boobmeister I'd bet you my last dollar that you don't have a pic of my boobs cunt....nobody does because none of my 'bits' have ever been seen on the net LOL...:victory:

[Boobmeister]

Covered maybe .. but I have pics ... dont u worry ... wouldve been good enough to enter the boobie comp with ;)

[Furball]

Wet feet - isn't that what they call plants that are overwatered? And, why does this make me think of cougar and coke? (no I don't water my plants with the stuff!) That's a little odd, but probably because I haven't had enough of it in the past year. I'm a new mum of a little crows supporter (see picture). He's 3 months old and has quite a set of lungs on him.

What else to tell you :huh: 37, single (yes bubs was an immaculate conception and I blame boobmeister the c***), and i'm not scared of the "fuckwit n00b bashers" ... bring it on!

That'll do donkey....

We're taking incontinents now???? :huh: Welcome to the woman with weak plumbing! ;)

[Twitch]

Welcome, avoid the Yellow Fin it 's been in the sun a bit too long

[druckfugged]

which continents?

[wenches.inc]

cos there's obviously no prizes for noobs i'm going to try to attach this photo one more time....

[Boobmeister]

ahhhhh i supply a noob who supplies the boob ..... w00t .....

[wenches.inc]

I suppose you think that will get you more rep now hmmm....forget the cunt give it to me!! it's my tit ffs!

[kiki]

hello wench *curtsies* and welcome

[Colonel Kurtz]

/me pisses on yer feet... now they're wet.
I was gonna say that

[Furball]

has anyone shat in her shoes yet?

[Colonel Kurtz]

has anyone shat in her shoes yet?
*undoing laces on shoes*

What'd you say?

[RedMaN]

ahhhhh i supply a noob who supplies the boob ..... w00t .....
Gold :8: hehehe *throws cheese*

OK, who squeezed cheese?

n00bs, babies and nipples... OH MY!
Welcome and stuff. the standard request of getting your bits need no longer apply to you :D

[MisterBishi]

Congratulates n00b, 6 posts in just one thread and I hate you already. :)

[Mooney]

Welcome :D

[Zedder]

:liar: boobmeister I'd bet you my last dollar that you don't have a pic of my boobs cunt....nobody does because none of my 'bits' have ever been seen on the net LOL...:victory:
Have you got boobs or not?

Ya betta show us then

[Zedder]

cos there's obviously no prizes for noobs i'm going to try to attach this photo one more time....
Boobmeister said thats not your titty?????

[muppet]

hiyoooooooooo hi :D

[wenches.inc]

Hi hi hi! Thanks for the warm welcome :grouphug: **wonders why her foot is warm too* hmmmm

I just fed mini-me and that is my tit...boobmeister has a short memory if he thinks that's not my tit...oh hang on, he was pretty darn drunk that weekend, oh double hang on, he's been pretty darn drunk for the past 4 years!! hehee I swear on my son's life that's MY tit :tits: and just in case he's forgotten what it looks like, cos he has seen this before too...this pic is for you boobmeister!

[muppet]

i really like you.. you're obviously the better half in the couple :D

[wenches.inc]

sorry muppet I think I confused things, we're not a couple! :barf:

I'm too good for him :whistle: :1337:
*waits for the backlash*

[muppet]

you could be the better half of the friendship! i saw that you said you're a single mum.. i do occasionally pay attention :p

[wenches.inc]

just didn't want to ruin my rep first day is all hehee

[muppet]

see, now, that's a smart newb.. knows about rep already.. boobs taught you well :D

[Spades]

Covered maybe .. but I have pics ... dont u worry ... wouldve been good enough to enter the boobie comp with ;)

for + rep I can sell you some :) its amazing where boobmeister can fit a wb cam nowadays - welcome and you can complain about your kids volume when u got 4 of em - until then its all milk and honey

[wenches.inc]

It's going to be milk and honey for a long time then because that's never going to happen fartz! Well not unless they're step-kids please god!

Boobmeister knows that paybacks are a bitch so he'll behave :duel:

[Boobmeister]

hahahahahaha how long we known each other? 4 years? and i have behaved myself when? LOL :D

[Sashasword]

Welcome, wenchesinc!
I think you will fit in here just fine!

I am greatly impressed that you not only actually provided a pic of your boob, but did it before the Zgang could ask for same.

I look forward to the quality you will bring to Zgeek.
Again, welcome!

[wenches.inc]

Does anyone want a 3 month old - preloved, in great condition [preloved is right, I think I loved him more two weeks ago when he was sleeping 8/9pm till 3/4/5am]....

Now I'm drinking coca-cola and reading Zgeek at 2.30 am hmmmm:nonono: ...I'm going to blame boobmeister for this too! [beginning to wonder why I like you]

I've learnt some stuff - geeks have some cool body art, that certain members of the "Zgang" are turned on by lactating mothers, some forgot that my pic is in effect of an udder [ffs how sexy am I feeling at this point...moooooo], and posting the pic to me was nearly the same as taking a pic of his bottle and posting that [for anyone who was offended].

So what else do I need to know? Is there a noobs faq? I have seen some stuff, the fact that someone can take rep points off you [scary stuff]...how about the dos and don'ts in 25 words or less [a challenge] :D

Has anyone realised there's a space shuttle launch on Saturday? Do you remember when even the people who lived under a rock knew there was going to be a launch and we all got up early and sat there in our pj's to watch it on telly. The only reason people would do that now would be to see if it explodes!

[muppet]

ow your purple font breaks my eyeballs :(

[GutterClown]

Welcome.

FAQ:
B00bies are good.
Spamming like muppet is bad.
Don't turn your back to Pirate.

That's all :)

[muppet]

Welcome.

FAQ:
B00bies are good.
Spamming like muppet is bad.
Don't turn your back to Pirate.

That's all :)

i don't spam!

[muppet]

i don't spam!

i just post often

[muppet]

i just post often
and in quick succession..

[GutterClown]

:nonono:

[muppet]

:nonono:
:angel: what? :angel: what i do? :angel:

[durus]

welcome noob! I see you are already acclimatising to Z-Geek.
Just remember anything you do that makes 1 member happy is fairly likely to make some other member unhappy. So do whatever makes you happy and forget the rest. :)

[MisterBishi]

Bullshit. If you make me unhappy you're not a very good member and you should do the right thing and have Pirate delete your account.

[and3w]

Your a friend of boobmeister, therefore you already have one bad mark against you in my books, so a semi-tepid watering of the feet welcome to you.
PS: there are several weirdos who like lactating breast here..so be careful what you post...:-)
BAM...repped

[Wombatunder]

Belated Howdy! The little Nipper's cute :D
Find some shoes to shit in to make your mark......
be careful of the TRUWZ potted plants, Icky has problems;)
watch out for the sandy vag, Sometimes it's a doozey.

[oggy]

cos there's obviously no prizes for noobs i'm going to try to attach this photo one more time....
geesh...what kinda start to life has this kid got?
he`s wearing a fuckin crows beany FFS...:shrug:
see, now, that's a smart newb..
smart and NooB dont go in the same sentence...
it`s like chalk and cheese...wtf?
how does chalk and cheese go together anyways?
Does anyone want a 3 month old - preloved, in great condition [preloved is right, I think I loved him more two weeks ago when he was sleeping 8/9pm till 3/4/5am]....

Now I'm drinking coca-cola and reading Zgeek at 2.30 am hmmmm:nonono: ...I'm going to blame boobmeister for this too!

I've learnt some stuff - geeks have some cool body art, that certain members of the "Zgang" are turned on by lactating mothers, some forgot that my pic is in effect of an udder [ffs how sexy am I feeling at this point...moooooo], and posting the pic to me was nearly the same as taking a pic of his bottle and posting that [for anyone who was offended].

[B]So what else do I need to know? Is there a noobs faq? I have seen some stuff, the fact that someone can take rep points off you [scary stuff]...how about the dos and don'ts in 25 words or less [a challenge] :D

Has anyone realised there's a space shuttle launch on Saturday? Do you remember when even the people who lived under a rock knew there was going to be a launch and we all got up early and sat there in our pj's to watch it on telly. The only reason people would do that now would be to see if it explodes!

dont use purple
hi and welcome along NooB...
good luck with the new born and may you have many sleepless nights!

[wenches.inc]

geesh...what kinda start to life has this kid got?
he`s wearing a fuckin crows beany FFS...:shrug:
and if he's smart he won't cry his eyes out about it in the future...

smart and NooB dont go in the same sentence...
it`s like chalk and cheese...wtf?
how does chalk and cheese go together anyways?
perhaps I'm a special noob :o


dont use purple
I haven't done it since and I won't do it again...only cos you said so :hail:
good luck with the new born and may you have many sleepless nights!
...tis all your fault I had 2 hours sleep last night when I normally get at least 6!!! You suck!!!

Thanks to everyone for their welcome and the rep! hehe

[stinky]

^ I saw two purple letters in the statement promising never to use purple :P

[and3w]

Lieing BIACH!!!!

And fuck spelling too

[wenches.inc]

^ I saw two purple letters in the statement promising never to use purple :P
they're pink you colour blind nematode :boxing: hehehe [I made extraspeciallysure not to use purple! :laughing: ]

[and3w]

I was just going to slag your spewlling off, cos in the e-mail for this it says 'nemetode'...but here it says nemAtode..summat funny going on...

[and3w]

spewling..an anglo-scottish spelling of spelling :-)

[wenches.inc]

I was just going to slag your spewlling off, cos in the e-mail for this it says 'nemetode'...but here it says nemAtode..summat funny going on...
hehe what can I say...I'm fast! [hit edit quicker than you can blink an eye!]

[wenches.inc]

spewling..an anglo-scottish spelling of spelling :-)
I love love love it when people pay out on ya for spelling mistakes and fuck it up themselves hehe :clap: :clap: :clap:

[wenches.inc]

I was just going to slag your spewlling off
slag faster old boy :lickmyass

[and3w]

:-(

[wenches.inc]

:-(
hugggggggs ...sorry xx

[and3w]

I love love love it when people pay out on ya for spelling mistakes and fuck it up themselves hehe :clap: :clap: :clap:

So do I..even when it's me.. http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6136/spellingdictionarynazi2xs.gif

[wenches.inc]

*steals a copy of the pic* oh and thanks for the pie ...like I don't have enough poo in my life with a baby LOL

[stinky]

hehe, sure they might be pink, but what colour is your sig? :P

[wenches.inc]

hehe, sure they might be pink, but what colour is your sig? :P
*sigh* my sig is not a post :fineprint

[wenches.inc]

my feet are so wet now....

[wenches.inc]

not quite wet enough though...

[wenches.inc]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh 100th post yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

now i'm wet! hehe

[wenches.inc]

I'm a geek now so fuck off you noob bashers :victory:

[and3w]

So now we can stop being nice to you it says in the rules.."Upon reaching Geekhood any and all behaviour is acceptable towards the (still n00by) Geek"

SO

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9492/belittlecrushedgerbil7eb.jpg











100 posts YAY :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[wenches.inc]

SO

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9492/belittlecrushedgerbil7eb.jpg

I saw your post about Lbee...you won't crush me sunshine, you're just too nice methinks LOL

[and3w]

*DAMN..she's been with that bug..Plan 2 will have to be instigated*

Hi wenchisinc, it damn sure is nice to see you topping the 100..YAY from your biggest fan...