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Haggisboy
18-08-2006, 04:19 PM
Given the year long hype that preceded the release of Snakes on a Plane, almost all of it playing up the movie’s hoaky title and B movie connotations, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that this was going to be a stinker destined for cult status. The fact that New Line Cinema ordered additional footage to be shot after the film had wrapped, coupled with their refusal to allow critics advance screenings, only raised the red flag further.

Samuel L. Jackson further stoked matters when it was learned that he insisted that the title be changed from Pacific Air Flight 121 to Snakes on a Plane, and joked at this year’s MTV awards that he would be walking away with an Oscar for the movie.

Ok, so maybe Jackson got ahead of himself with the Oscar wisecracks, but as it turns out sly Sam knew something few of us did – that Snakes on a Plane is one helluva good movie. In fact, it ranks a close second to Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=54416), for pure fun, action and entertainment.

By now you’d have to have been living on Mars to be unaware of the film’s premise: Hawaiian drug kingpin plants a container full of poisonous snakes to be released in flight to take down the plane carrying an eyewitness destined to testify against him.

What that simple premise fails to convey is the movie’s riveting mix of airline disaster flick and lurking terror of Alien. Director David R. Ellis and his screenwriting team manage to find the perfect blend of humor, suspense and action in a movie that no doubt Las Vegas odds makers were pegging to be a turkey.

There's no surer sign that a movie has hit it's mark when a theatre full of rowdy mouth breathers loudly doing their best sorry ass Samuel L. Jackson impersonations prior to the film, are silenced throughout and applaud at the end.

So folks, the next time Samuel L. Jackson tells the world that one of his movies is going to be the best motherfucking movie of all motherfucking movies, people might want to at least take him seriously.

jambo
19-08-2006, 09:21 AM
Nice review HB. Saw it this evening & gotta agree. I flinched in my seat on more than one occasion!

annie
27-08-2006, 09:19 PM
I saw this this afternoon, and enjoyed it. Better then I was expecting (of course). I was, however, expecting something with a bit more humour in it, and whilst it's not all that serious (I mean some of the snake bite places bits - :p) I was thinking there would be a bit more giggles.
When Sammy dear said the famous line, I did crack the giggles though, as did everyone else in the cinema.

The visual effects though were pretty good, and I did jump in my seat a couple of times!


Basically, a good entertainment movie!!

EvilMuppet
27-08-2006, 09:42 PM
I saw this this afternoon, and enjoyed it. Better then I was expecting (of course). I was, however, expecting something with a bit more humour in it, and whilst it's not all that serious (I mean some of the snake bite places bits - :p) I was thinking there would be a bit more giggles.
When Sammy dear said the famous line, I did crack the giggles though, as did everyone else in the cinema.

The visual effects though were pretty good, and I did jump in my seat a couple of times!


Basically, a good entertainment movie!!

Christ if I laughed anymore I'd be dead :)

gertie
15-09-2006, 11:30 AM
the perfect movie to go and see if you want to see snakes .... on a plane...

damo
27-12-2006, 06:22 PM
This movie is awesome. I thought it would be stupid, but it is easily one of the funniest movies of the year, and you do jump in your seats a couple of times.

Aardvark
20-05-2007, 04:36 PM
Movie needed two things

More Snakes

More Plane

Urban3300
31-05-2007, 04:04 AM
This movie was as bad as I expected it to be. The whole beginning of the story, that is when the guy witnessed the murder, seems like a bullshit reason for the plane to even have poisonous snakes aboard in the first place.

How the hell did the asian guys know where the witness lives and how the hell did they find out which plane the witness was going to be in? Okay maybe I can forgive them tracking down the guys address but finding out which flight he's going to be on and getting the snakes there on time would be a little more difficult I would imagine. (Was there a mention how they collected the rare snakes so fast?)

There would have been so many better reasons for a plane to have snakes. Whats next? Spiders on a plane?

SOC
31-05-2007, 04:17 AM
It's a very, very stupid movie. But so entertaining, a real guilty pleasure!

woz11211
31-05-2007, 07:21 AM
Thought that this was a great movie overall for the movie it was billed as. I never, EVER went to see Titanic on the grounds that I knew the whole story and the ending. Yet, the self-explaining title did not deter me from seeing this one. I liked it a lot, Samuel L kicks a lot of ass and is the best part next to the snakes. When I saw it the whole audience screamed and clapped with glee when Sammy uttered the infamous line at the end of the movie.

AntZ
31-05-2007, 09:25 AM
I seriously don't know why Samuel L Jackson is as popular as he is. He has only slightly more acting ability than Keanu Reaves does and that says a fucking lot.

SOC
31-05-2007, 09:29 AM
I seriously don't know why Samuel L Jackson is as popular as he is. He has only slightly more acting ability than Keanu Reaves does and that says a fucking lot.

You're just looking for some smackdown, boy :nonono:

LethalCorpse
02-01-2008, 10:47 PM
You're just looking for some smackdown, boy :nonono:

You forgot to call him a motherfucker