this forum needs more lol

[hazza]

hmmm


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[Ic3]

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[DestRuct0r]

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[DestRuct0r]

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[DestRuct0r]

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[DestRuct0r]

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[DestRuct0r]

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[DestRuct0r]

LINK: NOT SAFE FOR EVEN GOATBOY: LINK (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/analavengerCX.gif)

I googled for "lol gifs" and got this. ZOMG!

[anothe]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/5697/1159260706419ck1.jpg

:order:

[Mr Bigglesworth]

:nonono:

[~vjay~]

LINK: NOT SAFE FOR EVEN GOATBOY: LINK (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/analavengerCX.gif)

I googled for "lol gifs" and got this. ZOMG!

That is evil. :jizz:

[DestRuct0r]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/yetanothernecrophiliacomic.png

[DestRuct0r]

:lol: :ride: :ride: :ride: :ride:

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/lol-a9d.jpg

[imp]

:lol: :ride: :ride: :ride: :ride:

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/lol-a9d.jpg
WTF did someone use a penis pump on her face?!

[Seeker]

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[Pirate]

I love this thread 100% longtime.

[FatherShark]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9114/einstein1ou5.gif

[Sinergy]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/darvenraven/hahajesus.jpg

[Seeker]

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8582/11437864836752bnma9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Dr_B]

http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/8582/11437864836752bnma9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

its hypnotic ... like a lava lamp

[DestRuct0r]

8008135

[Spades]

SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE


This is the message that the High School Staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and
missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to all your options before making a selection:

"To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
"To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
"To complain about what we do - Press 3
"To swear at staff members - Press 4
"To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5
"If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
"If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7
"To request another teacher for the third time this year- Press 8
"To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
"To complain about school lunches - Press 0
"If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable
and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that
it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and
have a nice day!"

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

[DestRuct0r]

5FV8Rx-lFrY&NR

[Dr_B]

hahaha - THATS SERBIAN !!

The channel is called "Pink", its a channel in Beograd ( or Belgrade) in the former Yugoslavia .
she says something like " you guys can respond to this on the mobile tv session on 0433 551 .... oh i am sorry... 0433.... (pass out) !

THATS WACK !

[DestRuct0r]

hahaha - THATS SERBIAN !!

The channel is called "Pink", its a channel in Beograd ( or Belgrade) in the former Yugoslavia .
she says something like " you guys can respond to this on the mobile tv session on 0433 551 .... oh i am sorry... 0433.... (pass out) !

THATS WACK !


Watch the male presenter after she passes out, he thinks "Should I help her?"
and then "Nah, I'll sit down instead!" LOL!

[Spades]

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER...

A young man called Charlie invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Charlie's flat mate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Charlie and his flat mate than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Charlie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".
About a week later, Simon came to Charlie saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?"
"Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Charlie. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE CHARLIE

Several days later, Charlie received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM .

[Scumbag]

busted!

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c324/flashfire77/Funnies/th_BUSTED.jpg (http://s30.photobucket.com/albums/c324/flashfire77/Funnies/?action=view&current=BUSTED.flv)

[Spades]

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed,"Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

[DestRuct0r]

!!!LOL!!!
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/1170804434_l.jpg

[Glompbot]

what. the. fuck

those are some ugly shoes.

[RedMaN]

:rrofl:

[ewe2]

that hazza, so contortionist right now

[RedMaN]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/6/3/duridaggro.jpg

[RedMaN]

Thread needs reviving.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/6/3/hay_guys_mouth.jpg

[rayjayjohnson]

http://www.lol-consulting.com/_borders/LOL%20Logo.jpg

http://www.lol-consulting.com/

[DestRuct0r]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/lolll.jpg

[FatherShark]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6753/hahajesusdr9.jpg

[rayjayjohnson]

http://all-soft.net.ru/modules/Upload/Video/lol.jpg

LOL!!!!!!!1111111

[woz11211]

wow wtf... i like tits as much as the next guy but...

[Spades]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

[~vjay~]

http://all-soft.net.ru/modules/Upload/Video/lol.jpg

LOL!!!!!!!1111111

I'd hit it......

with a baseball bat......

or would something spiky be more appropriate?

[Hairyman]

I'd hit it......

with a baseball bat......

or would something spiky be more appropriate?

No, she'd fly all over the room and make a shocking mess.

[nerdboy]

http://all-soft.net.ru/modules/Upload/Video/lol.jpg

LOL!!!!!!!1111111

That's some nasty shit right there.

[rayjayjohnson]

http://www.starbase.se/files/LOL.jpg

[DestRuct0r]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/adolfs.jpg

[DestRuct0r]

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[RedMaN]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/6/3/ROFLbrothel.gif

[hazza]

what. the. fuck

those are some ugly shoes.



and your moon boots, are?

[jannon]

http://blog.epicedits.com/wp-content/uploads/portrait-photoshop-500.jpg

yLKvrH-4rwM

[carsinogenic]

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[skylar]

My parents' dog vommed biscuit and scone on the living room carpet and it's all foamy:

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/8/2/9/vom002_thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/showimage.php?i=34432&c=235)

[dwarfthrower]

zkHM8xG6i8o

[Sinergy]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/darvenraven/comicexam.jpg

[muppet]

Think of a letter between
A and W.
.
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.
.
Repeat it
out loud as
you scroll down.
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Keep going ............................ . .
Don't stop . . ..
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Think of an
animal
that begins
with that letter.
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Repeat it
out loud
as you
scroll down.
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Think of
either a man's/woman's
name
that
begins
with the
last letter
in the
animals name
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Almost
there........
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Now
count out
the letters
in that name
on the fingers
of the hand
you are not
using to
scroll down.
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Take the
hand you
counted with
and hold it out
in front of you
at face level
.
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Look at your
palm
very closely
and
notice
the
lines
in
your
hand
.
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Do the lines
take the
form of the
first letter
in the
persons name?
.
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. Of course they fuckin dont.......
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.
.
.Now smack
yourself in the head, get a life,
and
quit playing
stupid
e-mail games!

[Chodus]

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