I am the world's best boyfriend. [Archive]

MisterBishi

11-12-2006, 10:55 PM

I have booked flights and a five star luxury hotel spa in Paris for my girlfriend and I over Christmas and I am going to treat her like a princess. Now I just need to hire a Mercedes and drug the chauffeur.

Shampyon

11-12-2006, 11:11 PM

This is sure to earn you ATM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth) priveliges...

Furball

11-12-2006, 11:14 PM

Wow, you really pamper goatboy dont you bishi... will there be a special glass display where you are staying as well? :silly:

:greenman:

Seriously, your girl should marry you instead of the other way around for this. ;)

Goat Boy

11-12-2006, 11:34 PM

Oh MisterBishi, you've made the happiest girl in the world.

*swoon*

kleph

12-12-2006, 12:07 AM

hey, mb. i've got those phone taps in place you were asking about.

Bifrost

12-12-2006, 07:20 AM

I didn't realise Paris Hilton had set up a luxury hotel spa. Despite the minor discomfort it must cause, I suppose it makes sense to offer her many one-night visitors somewhere warm and comfortable to spend the night.

cranky

12-12-2006, 07:27 AM

i hope she has done something about the smell...

MisterBishi

12-12-2006, 11:01 PM

You people suck at getting jokes.

Thyrd

12-12-2006, 11:10 PM

Maybe you just suck at telling them mang. :cool:

Goat Boy

12-12-2006, 11:13 PM

I went into KFC the other day and ordered a leg and a wing...

MisterBishi

12-12-2006, 11:21 PM

I edited the original post to help you guys out :)

kleph

13-12-2006, 01:15 AM

I went into KFC the other day and ordered a leg and a wing...

GPOOT

Shampyon

13-12-2006, 08:54 AM

See, now I get it.

That's not funny. She was the Princess of Hearts, dude.

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LOL

Fuzzy Dice

13-12-2006, 09:07 AM

aww. i wanted to be the one to say *cough*diana*cough*

SOC

13-12-2006, 09:54 AM

http://www.concertfordiana.com

Ic3

13-12-2006, 09:56 AM

So i finally decide to look at this thread and all it is, is one big joke...teaches me a lesson..

muppet

13-12-2006, 09:57 AM

did dodi do di before di and dodi died?

Mr Bigglesworth

13-12-2006, 09:57 AM

This thread is so 1997.

muppet

13-12-2006, 10:18 AM

This thread is so 1997.
so's your burkha

FOC21

13-12-2006, 10:48 AM

I am slightly disappointed now....

Ic3

13-12-2006, 10:48 AM

I am slightly disappointed now....

Bish is used too that I believe...

saaaack

13-12-2006, 03:20 PM

where the fuck am i?

DestRuct0r

13-12-2006, 04:58 PM

Your in my forum now, so dance fatboy dance!!
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/142411__tick_l.jpg

hazza

13-12-2006, 05:44 PM

wtf

cranky

13-12-2006, 06:31 PM

great thread. i nominate it for next years FAMBZA's under the heading "Dad Jokes".