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Chocoholic
18-03-2003, 10:35 AM
I want to bitch about the lack of new bitching and rants posts. Is very one happy and content with their lives? Are morons a thing of the past?

Life has its ups and downs and hell I am female and its my birth right to bitch. Damn it people bitch.

Snowball
18-03-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Chocoholic
I want to bitch about the lack of new bitching and rants posts. Is very one happy and content with their lives? Are morons a thing of the past?

Life has its ups and downs and hell I am female and its my birth right to bitch. Damn it people bitch.


No there are plenty of MONGS around this place but i am just behaving for the time being.

sperm
18-03-2003, 10:48 AM
This morning my stupid neurotic dog, who has a great thing for ball chasing, decided instead to hide under my car and wouldnt come out when I took it to the park this morning.

Damn dog pissed my off today ...

kré
18-03-2003, 11:06 AM
i don't think there's been anything that hasn't pissed me off today.

utopian
18-03-2003, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by cray
i don't think there's been anything that hasn't pissed me off today.
*blows spitwads at the back of cray's head*

Snowball
18-03-2003, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by utopian
*blows spitwads at the back of cray's head*


*blows on Utopians back*

Sambellina
18-03-2003, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Snowball
*blows on Utopians back*

I have no idea if Snowball is being rude here or it he actually wants to blow lightly on the back of Utop's neck :confused:

I am concerned, first Snowball starts saying intelligent, emotive statements in the affairs thread and now he's blowing on Utop's back. Maybe a lack of fuck buddy has made Snowy bat for the other team?

And nothing has pissed me off today - I am on cloud nine :D

utopian
18-03-2003, 11:17 AM
having snowy blow on my back pisses me off.

Snowball
18-03-2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Sambellina
I have no idea if Snowball is being rude here or it he actually wants to blow lightly on the back of Utop's neck :confused:

I am concerned, first Snowball starts saying intelligent, emotive statements in the affairs thread and now he's blowing on Utop's back. Maybe a lack of fuck buddy has made Snowy bat for the other team?

And nothing has pissed me off today - I am on cloud nine :D


Not a snowballs chance in hell :)

pleed
18-03-2003, 11:25 AM
while we are being honest, This thread pisses me off. ;)

(and most of you :D)

Snowball
18-03-2003, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by pleed
while we are being honest, This thread pisses me off. ;)

(and most of you :D)


Well i think you smell like a nursing home!

sperm
18-03-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Sambellina
I have no idea if Snowball is being rude here or it he actually wants to blow lightly on the back of Utop's neck :confused:


Errm, I think in this instance "blowing" is slang for "cumming" (blowing his load) ala "in the navy ...." village-people style :eek:

Well, as Seinfield says: "not that theres anything wrong with that ..."

Kyle
18-03-2003, 12:06 PM
George Bush is a cunt, i dont want war, but we're forced to go, even though almost half the country isnt for it.....oh yeah, also i had to drive halfway across the freaking US to get to a job interview, it ended up good but i got lost as hell...oh well

Sambellina
18-03-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by sperm
Errm, I think in this instance "blowing" is slang for "cumming" (blowing his load) ala "in the navy ...." village-people style :eek:

Well, as Seinfield says: "not that theres anything wrong with that ..."

Oh thanks Sperm, I've never heard the term "blowing" before, actually I had to looking "cumming" up in the dictionary.

sperm
18-03-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
Oh thanks Sperm, I've never heard the term "blowing" before, actually I had to looking "cumming" up in the dictionary.

zip code 30130 (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cumming)

utopian
18-03-2003, 12:15 PM
are you coming, georgia?

Shaneus
18-03-2003, 12:17 PM
The prick who pushed in front of me at Dick Smiths.
The bitch who pushed in front of me at HMV.
The local Hare Krishnas who disturbed me while listening to The La's ('There She Goes' was on... I was ropeable)

That'll do for now.

Sodapop
18-03-2003, 12:26 PM
Thats what pisses me off. Bah. Im so pissed off I posted in the forum for the first time in, like, two years.

Snowball
18-03-2003, 12:28 PM
That i am around 1,000 KM's from where i want to be.

jmello
18-03-2003, 12:28 PM
i'd be pissed of someone came on me, i wonder if porn stars are ever angry like that...
(looks off and to the left, optimistically..)

Shaneus
18-03-2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Snowball
That i am around 1,000 KM's from where i want to be. That i'm about 16,710 kms from where I want to be.

Sodapop
18-03-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Shaneus
That i'm about 16,710 kms from where I want to be.

Me too. fuggit. Stoopid Oracle plugins piss me off so much Im goin' home from work.

utopian
18-03-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Snowball
That i am around 1,000 KM's from where i want to be.
same.

Holster
18-03-2003, 12:50 PM
I'm pissed off that it takes a certain person 10 minutes to put a pair of socks on in the morning:mad:

Forthwith
18-03-2003, 03:36 PM
I'm pissed off at the asshole who spent 5 hours in my store
on Saturday taking up all the room, piling up boxes of cards
everywhere, moving back and forth getting in everyone's way,
interupting me while serving customers to ask dumb
questions......

And then spent 3 FUCKING DOLLARS!

And then came back and asked to use the phone!

Asshole.

sagit
18-03-2003, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by utopian
having snowy blow on my back pisses me off.

i'm just wondering what sort of blowing he is doing....ewwww..

bad thoughts

angel_b
19-03-2003, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by Sambellina
Oh thanks Sperm, I've never heard the term "blowing" before, actually I had to looking "cumming" up in the dictionary.
Sammi, it would appear you needed a :rolleyes: at the end of that post :p

Snowball
19-03-2003, 04:43 AM
The little shit in the Charade on the way to work today who thought he was driving in the F1.

ShadowNemesis
19-03-2003, 04:57 AM
the cling wrap not doing what it is supposed to whilst i was trying to make lunches............

indivia
30-03-2003, 04:24 PM
nothing pissed me off terribly today that I recall, I am however irritated that I am still sick
i hardly *ever* get sick but for the past two weeks have had an "upper respiratory infection" and i just want it to go away but its still lurking, not horrible, but still irritating!

Kyle
30-03-2003, 04:31 PM
I'm pretty ticked off at my dog...he pissed on my blanket and i didnt notice it until i wrapped myself in it and (it never fails) put the part he decided to pee on directly on my face.....no freakin good.....crucified with urine-ness

SOC
30-03-2003, 06:00 PM
Having to wait A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR for the food to arrive after ordering breakfast today at Blue Train cafe at Southgate in Melbourne...:mad:

hooptieride
30-03-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Kyle
I'm pretty ticked off at my dog...he pissed on my blanket and i didnt notice it until i wrapped myself in it and (it never fails) put the part he decided to pee on directly on my face.....no freakin good.....crucified with urine-ness


i know it musta been bad for you but i couldnt help lmao after reading that :D

BlueBoy
30-03-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by SOC
Having to wait A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR for the food to arrive after ordering breakfast today at Blue Train cafe at Southgate in Melbourne...:mad:

Didn't wait long to bad mouth it did ya SOC? :D

Sambellina
30-03-2003, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by angel_b
Sammi, it would appear you needed a :rolleyes: at the end of that post :p

No, I couldn't use a :rolleyes: because I speak the truth!! :p

utopian
30-03-2003, 10:15 PM
got to work at 6.00 (wanted to get some food and drink before i started), 3 of the 5 staff already on were out the back having a smoke, and were there until i started at 6.30. there was a sink full of dishes that had been there since the lunch shift and someone had decided at 6.00 to put them in a sink of BOILING HOT WATER. so even when i started at 6.30 i couldn't get them because it burnt my hands. we're not talking 40 degrees, more like 80.

that and i was asked to bleach some stuff and one of the guys got cut at me when i reminded him i had a chlorine allergy and that i couldn't do it. fuck, it wasn't like he was busy himself, i still had my sink full of dishes and other stuff was piling up too while i was washing what i could.

108
02-04-2003, 07:24 PM
What the fuck is it with Uni Students and Wednesday's. It's like every fucking student decides to show up on Wednesday's and take every single parking space available.

It's into week 5 of uni and I've never been able to get into a morning wed lecture. Normally I'd blame those damn moronic first year students, but this time I blame the lazy arse wankers that think they can make up for a week of slacking off by coming in in the middle of the week.

And it doesn't help that they sell off about five times as many parking stickers as parking spaces they have.

108
02-04-2003, 07:26 PM
And while I'm onto parking stickers, I hate those people that dont have a car, but buy a parking sticker anyway. So they can charge people that genuinely need it 10 times the normal price.

Greedy fucks.

Whiskers
03-04-2003, 01:35 PM
People piss me off. Friends with someone for over 7 years, but now that she's going out with a controlling fuckwit I never see her anymore. He answers her fucking phone when I call, and never gives her the msg that I called. I needed to borrow something off her for this weekend, so I sent her a msg. A week ago. Surprise surprise, still no reply.

sagit
03-04-2003, 01:41 PM
going over to crown casino to get some used playing cards (as i do)...they've run out..a big frikkin place like that, only one source of cards and they dont have any!

and before that i had an "all day breakfast" at a place called "good 4 u cafe"..the all day breakfast almost took all day to get to me...

ShadowNemesis
04-04-2003, 09:26 AM
What pissed me of was the fact that I finally realised that there is more ANTI AMERICAN stuff in here than there is ANTI SADDAM. For christ's sake, this guy has murdered & raped, not just adults but kids.......and for what, his own greed and want of power. All everyone can whinge about is what a bastard bush is.

No we may not all agree with what bush is doing, but does he kill kids just because their parents won't cooperate?

Pirate
04-04-2003, 09:30 AM
The war *has a rant*

BTW.. im not being anti american.. ok I am.. but its directed at the government and this stupid war. Yes saddam is a cunt.. totally and he will die a horrible death.. BUT.. this war could be avoided.. sorry I care about all the people being killed on both sides for oil.. I mean "freedom".

If they wanted Saddam dead, they could have just assasinated him.

ShadowNemesis
04-04-2003, 09:42 AM
None of us enjoy seeing people(especially children) dead or injured, and yes maybe they should have tried to assassinate him, but how many times and how long should they have waited? They could have waited another 10yrs, and in that time the americans would have been condemned just as much for not having done something sooner. It is just another case of "Damned if you do, and damned if you don't." with america in the firing line.

Pirate
04-04-2003, 09:50 AM
Basically its fucked and I hate my country becoming an aggressor and now a target for revenge attacks.
If George bush is going to now dispose of all tyrants in the world like saddam.. then the world is going to be at war for a long long time. But mark my words, as soon as he's got the iraq (and the oil) he'll let all the other despots continue their evil ways. Because they are not a threat to the American way of life.. like saddam is threatening the american way of life cause he's got the oil america so desperately needs. I see humanity fucking each other over as the powers that be scramble for the remaining natural resources we have. I hope it destroys us all.. we deserve it.

You have no idea how much i wish I had a space ship so I could fuck off this planet and leave all this shit behind.

ShadowNemesis
04-04-2003, 10:03 AM
Page 145 of "The Rose That Grew From Concrete" by 2pac

QUESTION: WHEN WILL THERE BE PEACE ON EARTH?

ANSWER: WHEN THE EARTH FALLS 2 PIECES!!

Hate to say it, but the guy was probably right.

Whiskers
04-04-2003, 12:14 PM
What is pissing me off today? Well, I don't know, but I'm hella pissed off anyway. I get in these awful moods where I'm overly edgy, paranoid and neurotic to the extreme. I emotionally eat (thats what Oprah says anyway).....I can't concentrate for more than a second.....(That dog has a poofy tail!).....And seeing as I have a hundred fucking things to do for Uni, I'm propelled into further depths of edginess....A joint might do me good, but alas I don't do drugs. Oh and while I was typing this post, my boss called. So instead of going to ye old pube with my mates tonight, I will be at work, which is literally across the road from ye old pube.....Would someone kindly pass me a butter knife?

sagit
04-04-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Whiskers
What is pissing me off today? Well, I don't know, but I'm hella pissed off anyway. I get in these awful moods where I'm overly edgy, paranoid and neurotic to the extreme. I emotionally eat (thats what Oprah says anyway).....I can't concentrate for more than a second.....(That dog has a poofy tail!).....And seeing as I have a hundred fucking things to do for Uni, I'm propelled into further depths of edginess....A joint might do me good, but alas I don't do drugs. Oh and while I was typing this post, my boss called. So instead of going to ye old pube with my mates tonight, I will be at work, which is literally across the road from ye old pube.....Would someone kindly pass me a butter knife?

first thing...stop watching oprah.
second, drink less coffee.
third, hug someone who is not from work...(?)

:)

Whiskers
04-04-2003, 12:49 PM
Surely Oprah could not be contributing to my distress???
I think a relaxing bath would help....pity I don't have one. Hey, now I've got another reason to be pissed off! :)

sagit
04-04-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Whiskers
Surely Oprah could not be contributing to my distress???
I think a relaxing bath would help....pity I don't have one. Hey, now I've got another reason to be pissed off! :)

shall i pour some radox on you, and rub it in?

:)

Chocoholic
04-04-2003, 01:03 PM
BANKS!!!
I admit I lost my credit card and had to get my card reactivated. Fair enought but to be on hold for 20 mins!!!! But can I use net banking after that wait NO!! I have to re register my account. GRR I know activating the card is a good security precaution BUT the 20min wait is a bit excessive. That’s right I pay bank fees so they can hire people to think of how to fuck me around more.

Whiskers
04-04-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by sagit
shall i pour some radox on you, and rub it in?

:)

Um, I'll pass. I'll have to settle for a shower. But thank you for your compassion.

Misao
04-04-2003, 01:08 PM
my belly button is pissing me off today
i have been pouring undiltuted dettol on it for a week now .. and the "small" infection is now a big one.
Now I am going the oure tea tree oil
I don't know if that is making it worse or better, but it also hurts like hell :(
I don't know what to do, this is the worse it has ever been, and I don't want to lose it!!!!

Whiskers
04-04-2003, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Misao
my belly button is pissing me off today
i have been pouring undiltuted dettol on it for a week now .. and the "small" infection is now a big one.
Now I am going the oure tea tree oil
I don't know if that is making it worse or better, but it also hurts like hell :(
I don't know what to do, this is the worse it has ever been, and I don't want to lose it!!!!

I'm assuming this is from a piercing? Try something less harsh than tea tree oil, or dettol. Maybe an antisepic cream.

r0p3 g1rl
04-04-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Misao
my belly button is pissing me off today
i have been pouring undiltuted dettol on it for a week now .. and the "small" infection is now a big one.
Now I am going the oure tea tree oil
I don't know if that is making it worse or better, but it also hurts like hell :(
I don't know what to do, this is the worse it has ever been, and I don't want to lose it!!!!


You should only use a diluted disinfectant the first week after a new piercing, stop what your doing go see the doctor and if you use anything use diluted lavender oil, about 6 drops in 30 of another oil, olive if that’s all you’ve got

also you shouldn't keep using disinfectants/antiseptics because it keeps the wond open, too much cleaning is as bad, as not enough.

Misao
04-04-2003, 02:22 PM
nah, it isn't a new piercing, i got it done about august last year.
It was fine until late january, and has been troublesome ever since :(

January was when my mate told me about not using stuff on it cause it keeps the wound open, so .. what do i do?
When ever i try to ween my belly off of antiseptic stuff, it has a tantrum, and gets infected! :(

ShadowNemesis
04-04-2003, 02:37 PM
Try vitamin e capsules, split one open and rub a little of the oil on it. Not only is it good for helping things heal, it is good for the skin as well.

Misao
04-04-2003, 02:39 PM
what does vit e do?

my belly is looking amazingly crusty from this tea tree oil (i really should do an alergy test on my arm...)

ShadowNemesis
04-04-2003, 02:42 PM
Vitamin e is good for minor burns and small cuts etc. You could also try aloe vera.

huwbacca
04-04-2003, 03:02 PM
my cough and sniffly nose both pissed me off today
i think getting really drunk tonight will help.

frenzie
04-04-2003, 03:05 PM
I find out people are getting sent on gauntlet training, but am i one of them? No, am i the one who has any clue about the gauntlet boxes up here? yes ..

meh

who needs a course anyways .. *grumbles*

Misao
04-04-2003, 03:09 PM
What is gauntlet training?

frenzie
04-04-2003, 03:14 PM
gauntlet firewall

sagit
04-04-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Misao
What is gauntlet training?

havent you seen the moofie with clint eastwood and sondra locke? "gauntlet training" is where you drive a crappy tourist bus around the street of some capital city and up and few steps whilst being shot at by the city's entire police force....

:p

thingy
04-04-2003, 05:23 PM
The fact that last night when things got quiet so I could sleep, my nose started getting blocked keeping me up even longer into the night/morning. The fact that even though my nose isn't the slightest bit blocked today, my sinuses are fucked, sore, and my head feels like utter shit. The fact that I spent half the fucking day trying to convince Dell's support people that a laptop docking station that I had just received as a replacement was ALSO faulty (they were constantly trying to get me to do things in the operating system DESPITE me constantly telling them that the laptop doesn't even get far enough to LOAD the operating system when plugged in to the docking station, that I cannot get into the BIOS even when plugged into the docking station, that TWO OTHER laptops do the same thing in this one docking station, yet ALL THREE work perfectly in a different docking station).

Fucking wasted half my day and I already had more than enough work to keep me busy as fuck that day.

TehGovzog
04-04-2003, 08:14 PM
I'm more than a little peeved that I haven't been able to ring my girlfriend in the last couple of days, on account of my housemate 'meeting' 'people' on 'everquest'.
As opposed to 'meeting' 'people' in 'real life'. Who are 'real people' who aren't 'crazy psycho people pretending to be real'. ''.

FUCK SHIT BUGGER PIGFUCKING SON OF A BITCH

*stops doing the quote thing*

King_Crud
04-04-2003, 11:11 PM
I'm pissed that i didn't receive my V8 Supercars game for the PS2 that i ordered off ebay, now i have to wait until after the weekend

TehGovzog
05-04-2003, 05:10 PM
Nothing pissed me off today, so I'm pissed for no reason, so I'm wasting my time fucking venting for no reason!
Shit.

KrisEz
05-04-2003, 05:13 PM
im pissed off at Uniden and the entire AM band


i bought a supposed 7 watt AM CB Tranceiver....

as it turns out, the SPEAKER is 7 watt, even with a 6.0 dB aerial the range is in the 50-150 metre range.

way to waste 120 dollars, FUCKEN PEICE OF SHIT

SamBo
07-04-2003, 05:04 PM
i Slept so lightly last night that when I got up this morning I felt like shit
Started my day with a meeting at homebush, which, although meant I started work later and didn't actually have to work, was very boring.
When I finally got to work (about 12:30) I felt like I had absolutly no energy. I then had to get a payment award name (i wont get into details) which meant I had to make several phone calls (one call I was in a queue for 30 minutes) only to eventually find out that I couldn't get the information I needed due to privacy laws. so that was fucking annoyed me cause basically I wasted over an hour.... anyway.
Maybe tomorrow will be better, but i doubt it

Chrissy
07-04-2003, 05:34 PM
I think I was sleeping lightly in sympathy with Sambo last night, I didn't fall asleep until 3am, and now I feel like shite, and I have a really busy day, speaking to annoying people who will do nothing but piss me off all day....

So, I am pissed off before I have even started, and it's going to get so much worse!

Al
08-04-2003, 03:30 PM
What pissed me off was when I was starting to go to sleep last night, a bottle of my homebrew exploded.

It was of course the bottle that was sitting on the microwave, on the fridge, in the corner of the kitchen.

So I spent an hour cleaning beer and glass off of most of the kitchen.

Grrrr

DumHed
08-04-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by KrisEz

as it turns out, the SPEAKER is 7 watt, even with a 6.0 dB aerial the range is in the 50-150 metre range.


Did you SWR the antenna properly?

I've seen decent transceivers do ~150m range with bad setup.

108
09-04-2003, 01:54 PM
My day was going great up until half an hour ago. I was getting off uni moderately early, driving home and listening to Triple J as I usually do. They play "The Casanova's - Shake It" and I'm in a good mood. I'm shaking it, I'm moving with it, I'm even grooving with it. It hits 2pm and the news break comes in. They talk about the Qantas thing, the War, and then out of nowhere they blurt out the results of the UEFA Champions League Soccer match between Real Madrid and Man United!

What the fuck? How do you go straight from the war, to a soccer result? I was planning to watch the replay later tonight because I didn't want to stay up till 4-6am watching it live. I was really looking forward to it as well, and by the scoreline, its a game taht I would have loved to watch in ignorance of the final result. They didnt even give a warning that they were onto sports. War, then score.

YOU FUCKING WANKERS!!! WHERES THE FUCKING WARNING?? I'm so pissed off. I cant express the rage I'm feeling. I hope every single person in the JJJ offices contracts genetal herpies. I hope the get cancer. In the arse. I HOPE THEY DIE! Well, everyone except Dr. Karl (http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/default.htm).

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm so angry. Since when does a non-Aussie participating soccer result get reported in a 5 minute news interlude anyway? Way to go dipshits. Ruined my fucking day. I hope their building burns to the ground. I spit at you, JJJ.

Sambellina
09-04-2003, 02:07 PM
Someone has been taking tampons out of my drawer at work. What sort of chick doesn't buy their own fucking sanitary products?? :mad:

Snowball
09-04-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
Someone has been taking tampons out of my drawer at work. What sort of chick doesn't buy their own fucking sanitary products?? :mad:


A transexual?

hazza
09-04-2003, 02:10 PM
i work up feeling like i smoked a pack of ciggs last nite when i havent had a cigg for nearly a month... was queer


and now my teeth hurt

Sambellina
09-04-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Snowball
A transexual?

Great! Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day working out who the transexual in the office is................now there's that funny looking girl in IT........;)

Drakin
09-04-2003, 02:29 PM
Spending 20 mins organising lunch, spend 20 mins getting lunch.

Thing that pissed me off: getting hassled for taking too long when im getting 8 different lunches from 4 shops, whilst co-ordinating it so they stay hot.

Asking for a prioritised list then getting told off for not doing the lower priority task. (Note: had finished the harder task)

Working for you parents and having your mum treat you like a misbehaving child for standing up for yourself (Oh and being totally correct that disabling it in the inittab would disable it)

FUCKINGDEMENTIADRIVENTIGHTARSEDFUCKKNUCKLEDBITCH!

TiNYTiM
09-04-2003, 02:31 PM
It pissed me off that my Meatball Sub from Subway had way too much lettuce on it, and not nearly enuf meatballs. If I wanted a lettuce Sub with a little meatballs, I would have fucking asked for one.

Chocoholic
09-04-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by TiNYTiM
It pissed me off that my Meatball Sub from Subway had way too much lettuce on it, and not nearly enuf meatballs. If I wanted a lettuce Sub with a little meatballs, I would have fucking asked for one.
Yesterday my meatball sub had the required meat balls and saurce which is just enough to spill while you eating but little to no lettuce.

imp
09-04-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
Great! Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day working out who the transexual in the office is................now there's that funny looking girl in IT........;)

Me? Transvestite. I dissapear from the forums for 5 minutes and i suddenly have a penis. :D :p
That's just wrong *looks between legs* oh good. It was only speculation

sagit
09-04-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by imp
Me? Transvestite. I dissapear from the forums for 5 minutes and i suddenly have a penis. :D :p
That's just wrong *looks between legs* oh good. It was only speculation

maybe you've got buffy's....implement (the black one). :D

imp
09-04-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by sagit
maybe you've got buffy's....implement (the black one). :D

*pft* I wish

I need a bit of stress releif right now :D :p

sagit
09-04-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by imp
*pft* I wish

I need a bit of stress releif right now :D :p

buffy's on irc atm. shall i ask if you can borrow it?

utopian
09-04-2003, 03:42 PM
*offers himself as "stress relief"*

imp
09-04-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by sagit
buffy's on irc atm. shall i ask if you can borrow it?

I have my own. Thanks :D :p

Utop: Refer to above comment :D

sagit
09-04-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by imp
I have my own. Thanks :D :p

Utop: Refer to above comment :D

I wonder if someone can set up a "dual display" as a zmeet event

* giggle *

TiNYTiM
09-04-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Chocoholic
Yesterday my meatball sub had the required meat balls and saurce which is just enough to spill while you eating but little to no lettuce.

I like my lettuce, but not so much that you start oozing lettuce instead of meatball sauce.

It also pisses me off that I can only get dial-up where I live, even though I'm only 25 km from the centre of Canberra, and my mate only 5 kms up the road can get Broadband. The only Broadband I can get is Satellite, which is WAY too expensive, and does fuck all for my gaming experiences.

utopian
09-04-2003, 04:07 PM
they didn't have meatballs at subway.

god damnit, had to have the "roast chicken" which looks disgusting. but at least i got cucumber on it :)

Chocoholic
09-04-2003, 04:12 PM
No once I have decided on meat ball sub its meat ball sub and nothing else. If God forbid they didn't have meat balls I would go to another store.

utopian
09-04-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Chocoholic
No once I have decided on meat ball sub its meat ball sub and nothing else. If God forbid they didn't have meat balls I would go to another store.
the other 2 subways were closed.

Sambellina
10-04-2003, 04:01 PM
I just spent two hours doing a height and width graph and now the consultant emails me with new data and wants it split into two graphs. I am soooo fucking pissed off I could cry. :mad:

kré
10-04-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
I just spent two hours doing a height and width graph and now the consultant emails me with new data and wants it split into two graphs. I am soooo fucking pissed off I could cry. :mad:

http://www.crayonline.com/pics/other/ltms.gif

Sambellina
10-04-2003, 04:26 PM
EEEEERRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH FFS!!!!!!! How can you have no data for the width??????? Stupid fucking associates - they come out of uni with there fucking high marks and Daddy's gold Visa but do they have any idea how to give you data to complete graphs??? NNNNOOOOO sssiiirrreeeeeeee!!

This can wait until tomorrow now - I'm out of patience and can't even be bothered going to the little shit and explaining his mistakes.

AAHHHH that's better now I got that off my chest.

sagit
10-04-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
EEEEERRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH FFS!!!!!!! How can you have no data for the width??????? Stupid fucking associates - they come out of uni with there fucking high marks and Daddy's gold Visa but do they have any idea how to give you data to complete graphs??? NNNNOOOOO sssiiirrreeeeeeee!!

This can wait until tomorrow now - I'm out of patience and can't even be bothered going to the little shit and explaining his mistakes.

AAHHHH that's better now I got that off my chest.

there should only be boobies on your chest...although it might be okay for snowball to be there as well....anyway, moving right along.

:D

Misao
10-04-2003, 04:34 PM
i just spent nearly 2 years working on a product, and now that the thing is unbreakable, and absofuckinglutely perfect, they are gonna can it. and that is what has pissed me off today.

sagit
10-04-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Misao
i just spent nearly 2 years working on a product, and now that the thing is unbreakable, and absofuckinglutely perfect, they are gonna can it. and that is what has pissed me off today.

not another govt website?

:p

hazza
10-04-2003, 04:43 PM
i puked this morning 3 times cos of this stupid stupid running thing i had to do with my friend.

:(

TehGovzog
11-04-2003, 06:40 PM
The fucking phone! That fucking phone line again! Nobody could get in touch with me today - my housemate was on the 'net all night, and I wasn't allowed to turn on my mobile since I was on a training day at my new work.
My parents couldn't ring up to tell me that my uncle had died this morning. FUCK. FUCKSHITBUGGERDAMNFUCKER
And now my housemate yells at me for asking her to hop off the 'net for an hour or two after she comes home, cause its not inconsiderate to tie up the phone line according to her.

utopian
11-04-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by TehGovzog
And now my housemate yells at me for asking her to hop off the 'net for an hour or two after she comes home, cause its not inconsiderate to tie up the phone line according to her.
my sister is the same. but we have cable internet.

sorry to hear about your uncle though :(

kré
11-04-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by TehGovzog
The fucking phone! That fucking phone line again! Nobody could get in touch with me today - my housemate was on the 'net all night, and I wasn't allowed to turn on my mobile since I was on a training day at my new work.
My parents couldn't ring up to tell me that my uncle had died this morning. FUCK. FUCKSHITBUGGERDAMNFUCKER
And now my housemate yells at me for asking her to hop off the 'net for an hour or two after she comes home, cause its not inconsiderate to tie up the phone line according to her.

kick the heartless whore the fuck out

utopian
11-04-2003, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by cray
punch her in the cunt
i totally see where you're coming from, dude.
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/crayfinal.gif




edit: now 100% finished (i hope)

kré
11-04-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by utopian
i totally see where you're coming from, dude.

hehe :cool:

TehGovzog
11-04-2003, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by cray
kick the heartless whore the fuck out

Can't do - but I CAN move out. Which I'm planning on doing. Once I learn my new job. Which involves money.

Originally posted by utopian
sorry to hear about your uncle though
Thanks Utop - 'ppreciate it, Govzog does. *smiles* hardcore CS tonight, methinks.

Snowball
17-04-2003, 03:33 PM
Little Turds that interfere with other people’s lives on icq and are general pain in the arse running around telling people what to do when they have no idea how they are being fucked over.

Misao
17-04-2003, 03:43 PM
stupid code review .. stupid stupid stupid code review
i hate doing it, and it sends me to sleep ...

thingy
17-04-2003, 03:58 PM
All the shit I posted about in Confessions, plus had to quit ICQ 'cause I was on the verge of getting into an argument with someone and that is something I REALLY did not want to happen (with the mood I am in it would have been unavoidable, left so I could talk when I'm in a better mood and won't be as snappy etc).

I have not been this close to losing it in a very VERY long time. I do not deal with stress well. I'm going going to get the backups ready then get home and have a much required beer or 30.

nosedog
17-04-2003, 04:07 PM
Now I don't have a problem with Americans but

GET THE FUCK OFF MY RADIO YOU FUCKING SEPPO WANKERS

Why the fuck do you have to import "Top 30" shows from the US? Why the fuck do you play pansy-arsed black hip-hop shit all night? Get some local content you fucking stupid lazy cocksucking commerical radio cunts.

Thank christ for Triple J.

Whiskers
22-04-2003, 12:08 PM
Narg..... I just can't be bothered with anything anymore. Uni is bleeding me dry. My life consists of Uni and work. I barely go out anymore because I'm usually working weekends. Oh wait, I do get to go see Audioslave this Friday night. You may think this is a good thing? Nope, I hate them, but my sister couldn't drag anyone else along so I'm stuck. $70 to see a band I despise when I should be writing a fucking essay which I haven't even started. I think I'm going to go have a cry now, thats always very constructive.

imp
22-04-2003, 12:15 PM
Looking for clothes after I had moved and realised most of them were still packed away in boxes.
Then realising my security pass was at the bottom of my technical documentation box. I had to rumage through like 10 kilos of Alcatel folders and Voice over IP books.

*sigh* Oh well.

Pirate
22-04-2003, 12:25 PM
What pissed me off?

Ringing up my insurance company about the accident I had on saturday arvo and realising I forgot to get the rego number of the car that hit me.

Wont affect my insurance I hope, but was stooopid.

hazza
22-04-2003, 12:46 PM
having to do study

utopian
22-04-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by hazza
having to do study
having to navigate my uni's website to download past exams for a test i've got in 172 hours.

r0p3 g1rl
22-04-2003, 12:56 PM
What pissed me off? Someone having a go at me behind my back with out even knowing me and because I asked a bloody genuine and sincere question

utopian
22-04-2003, 04:57 PM
losing a friend.

KrisEz
22-04-2003, 05:01 PM
ingrown fucking toe-nail

r0p3 g1rl
22-04-2003, 08:35 PM
Life pissed me off today and ex husbands

Maestro
22-04-2003, 08:54 PM
Trying to write about a topic that even a Chief Justice described as "an arid and grinding topic". Man if Sir Anthony Mason, a boring-as-shit old man who wears a wig and looks vaguely like Brian Henderson can't get interested in this then how the hell can I?!?!

Picture a Weetbix on a Sayo biscuit, with a side-dish of salted pretzels and charcoal, in the middle of a desert which is surrounded by another desert, which is on a planet which is orbiting right next to the sun. That's how dry this topic is.

KrisEz
23-04-2003, 12:37 AM
soda?

thechop
23-04-2003, 12:41 AM
having to kick an old friend out of my house for getting drunk and trying to give her boyfriend head in my brothers bedroom

108
23-04-2003, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by utopian
having to navigate my uni's website to download past exams for a test i've got in 172 hours.

Try www.monash.edu.au

Worst fucking webpage organization ever.

Sambellina
23-04-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Maestro
..... a Sayo biscuit......

Nuff said :rolleyes:

Misao
28-04-2003, 11:01 AM
My alarm clock did not go off AT ALL, so instead of getting to work at 7:30 as planned, i got here at gone 9.
The team mate not doing any useful work on the team project, meaning I had to stay at uni until 9pm doing shit last night, and then spend a fair bit of time this morning working on it.
The fact I haven't eaten yet.
The fact I have to rush from work to uni and probably wont get to eat at all.
The fact I could do with the starvation as I am too fat anyways.
The fact I can't eat chocolate because it hurts my teeth.
The fact that I have heaps of work to do before I leave to go to uni.
It is Monday.

hazza
28-04-2003, 11:10 AM
waking up

utopian
28-04-2003, 11:23 AM
My 6 year old brother asking me to play with lego with him. This isn't what pissed me off. What pissed me off is that to him, it's not about having fun and building cool space ships, it's about having as many pieces as possible, regardless of what they are. It didn't matter which piece i found to use, he'd want it. Kicking and screaming about me finding a lego piece that he likes and that I was going to use is something I shouldn't have to put up with when playing with him. He didn't want me to play with him, he wanted me to find every single piece he "needed" (involves being a mind reader).

Still, you can't expect much from a 6 year old.

Al
28-04-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by utopian
Still, you can't expect much from a 6 year old.

No you can't, you can't expect much from most 20yr olds either. At least 6yr olds have an excuse.

I'm feeling crappy and tired, THAT pisses me off.

Chocoholic
28-04-2003, 04:10 PM
The fact I brought lift instead of coke at lunch to cut down on my caffeine intake at work. Not only do I have a head ace. The lift spilt in my hand bag.

thingy
28-04-2003, 04:50 PM
Hmmm, sugar headaches.

Bostonmess
28-04-2003, 05:24 PM
It's bleedin' pissin' it down. I'm havvin' the morning off :)

alcor
28-04-2003, 05:37 PM
Loss of public space to advertising.
Eg: those footpath billboards masquarading as phones that take up half the footpath, and the annoying TV feeds in train stations.
Actually this pisses me off everyday.

peril
28-04-2003, 06:08 PM
As it turns out, there is only *so* much Water, Leaflitter and that smelly black shit that can be safely suspended by our Double Carport/Veranda, where I usualy park my car with the roof down as it's *suposed* to be dry.
I am only partly right on that assumption.
This morning I had to clean large parts of Veranda/Carport, assorted Gum Leaflitter and other decompsing plant matter, out of my car fucken.

All this was bought to my attention shortly after 6am this morning.

We've only been here just over a month.

beowulf437
30-04-2003, 12:06 PM
The auditors closed one of my offices today. Yeah they were a pain in the ass and their clerks made stupid mistakes that I had to fix. But I had to go pick up an office full of computer equipment by myself. Now my car is loaded down and I have no where to store this stuff.

Shez
30-04-2003, 12:25 PM
i just burnt all my fingers on my left hand
this has really pissed me off as i cant type as fast

stupid oven i keeeeeel you

huwbacca
30-04-2003, 05:14 PM
all the stoopid fucktard customers at work.

Sambellina
01-05-2003, 12:45 PM
Too much work; eating my lunch at my desk three days in a row; arsehole consultants who stole my lunch; high expectations; being 1,000kms away from where I want to be; pre-menstral tension; people; animals; the sky and not being able to think of anything else to add to my list.

If you hear of a murder in Sydney - it was probably committed by me. :mad:

Sambellina
01-05-2003, 02:20 PM
And I just found out how much these arseholes that I work for earn.

I am so stabby atm.

Deimos
01-05-2003, 02:31 PM
By doze!!! I hab a code and by doze is all blockd up. Id's bissing be off!!!

imp
01-05-2003, 03:06 PM
Having lunch at 4pm

sagit
01-05-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by imp
Having lunch at 4pm

i know this feeling..it is just EVIL! :mad:

/me hugs imp

MisterBishi
01-05-2003, 04:48 PM
Coming in to work sick all week because of the amount of work I have to do, to be told I can't take the afternoon off to see the doctor because too many people are off sick.

Wankers.

Enares
01-05-2003, 05:07 PM
Online transaction testing for a pathetic client.

ShadowNemesis
07-05-2003, 10:09 AM
The fact that I just spent 20mins outside waiting for my almost 4yr old to f%^%#$% let me back into the house. I went out to check the plants, and she locked the door behind me, then went and locked the security door out the back:mad:

DodgyAmnesiac
07-05-2003, 10:16 AM
failing a calculus exam. blarg!

MisterBishi
07-05-2003, 04:39 PM
Coming into work for 7:30, which is half an hour early even if I was on the shift I thought I was, when I should have started at 9:30.

I have to stay until 18:00 now dammit.

DJos
07-05-2003, 04:42 PM
being given SNA problems @ 5:25pm :mad:

kré
07-05-2003, 08:34 PM
last night actually, but some cunt ran into the back of my wife's car on her way home from work. not much damage, but the motherfucker didn't even stop http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/rant2.gif

108
08-05-2003, 01:26 AM
Working on an essay for 5 hours straight (its due on Friday, its now Wednesday, and I've only just looked at the available topics) and then realising I've already done the fuking thing from last year.

I gotta label my Word documents better.

huwbacca
08-05-2003, 08:57 AM
being woken up really early by the supid roadworks outside my house. Why the f*ck do those stoopid f*cking trucks beep when they reverse ahhhhhhhh.
The beeping is still going. ahhhhhhhhhhh.

thingy
08-05-2003, 09:10 AM
These backups and their constantly changing, nonsensical actions. Fuck it, I give up for now. Shall do other stuff instead (which means I can't zgeek at the same time as I've been doing so far this morning).

thingy
08-05-2003, 01:38 PM
Once again, THESE GOD DAMNED FUCKING BACKUPS AND THEIR CONSTANT WANTING TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY DID NOT ALL THAT LONG AGO!!!!!!!!!

Urge to kill almost un-holdable!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

r0p3 g1rl
08-05-2003, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by thingy
Once again, THESE GOD DAMNED FUCKING BACKUPS AND THEIR CONSTANT WANTING TO DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY DID NOT ALL THAT LONG AGO!!!!!!!!!

Urge to kill almost un-holdable!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

poor thingy :(

/me gives hugs :D

imp
08-05-2003, 04:45 PM
Doing an IT production roll out for EmailSMS and not having anyone read any of the procedural emails I sent out explaining how to use the new product.

:rolleyes:
Oh Well. It WAS a pretty boring email. :D

Sambellina
08-05-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by imp
Doing an IT production roll out for EmailSMS and not having anyone read any of the procedural emails I sent out explaining how to use the new product.

:rolleyes:
Oh Well. It WAS a pretty boring email. :D

I think this is directed at me :o

imp
08-05-2003, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
I think this is directed at me :o

It's directed at all of you smelly bar stools. :D

Sambellina
09-05-2003, 08:14 AM
Carrying a heavy bag to work this morning. Now my left arm is numb and I think my shoulder is dislocated.

Dropping my mobile phone and scratching the front cover. This has really pissed me off because I've got no-one to blame but my stoopid unco self :mad:

utopian
09-05-2003, 09:20 AM
Sleeping for 9 hours. God damnit, waking up at 10 is NOT my idea of fun.

rascuache
09-05-2003, 09:30 AM
sortius made me stabby with a particlar comment in one of the forums....

but one of my friends online pretty much made me forget it when he cracked a joke.

Men dont realise that sometime they just go too far sometimes

nosedog
09-05-2003, 10:12 AM
What about me? Haven't I pissed you off??

After all, I recently implied that your were a fellatio-ing drug using STD carrying prostitute who eats coal for most meals.

Where's my bloody mention?

wolfpac181
09-05-2003, 11:38 AM
My pup shitting in my house.

rascuache
09-05-2003, 11:50 AM
Can i put this in the what made me smile today?

Nosedog, the bain of my existence on zgeek

sorry to go all sentimental, i took your post as a compliment :D

back to normal now, just to make you happy

NOSEDOG you piece of shit, the fact that you still exist pisses me off more than you'll ever imagine!!! Get back to sucking andrew johns cock

nosedog
09-05-2003, 12:49 PM
and I love you too, honey. :)

thingy
13-05-2003, 10:56 PM
People and their unwarranted paranoia about others.

"Friends" who tell me fuck all when I'm trying to help.

I sometimes wonder why I bother.

SamBo
13-05-2003, 11:17 PM
What pisses me off is that my friends from this site seem to have disagreements that (to me) seem rather pointless.... and I always find out about these disagreements well after they have happened and the involved parties have resorted to not speaking to one another.
What also annoys me is that I usually dont know about these disagreements until way after they have happened, sometimes after things have been resolved.

One more thing: I CAN'T FUCKING GET MY COPY OF VICE CITY TO WORK!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

sagit
13-05-2003, 11:18 PM
uninstalling office 2000 to try and repair an IE problem and not being able to reinstall O2K.

utopian
14-05-2003, 01:00 AM
Screwing up my windows XP install after installing windows 2000. I don't want to have to re-install it. Looks like I'll have to get familiar with the recovery console again.

MisterBishi
14-05-2003, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by utopian
Screwing up my windows XP install after installing windows 2000. I don't want to have to re-install it. Looks like I'll have to get familiar with the recovery console again.

I feel for you, I had to use the RC over the weekend and it fucking sucks, I ended up formatting my disk and losing all of my pron.

It would be so much more useful with the simple addition of copying entire directories and the ability to use wildcards.

Bostonmess
14-05-2003, 03:20 AM
Thoughts of grandmas sucking eggs come to mind, no don't be perverse.

Have you partioned? I mean I just have the OS on my C drive and some programmes. Then it's just wipe that and start again.

Sambellina
14-05-2003, 04:14 PM
Being told I look intellegent because I'm wearing my glasses. Even though it's meant as a compliment I'd like to know what they think I look like without them :(

hazza
14-05-2003, 04:22 PM
nothing

geggle
14-05-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
Being told I look intellegent because I'm wearing my glasses. Even though it's meant as a compliment I'd like to know what they think I look like without them :( Ummm.... Sexy perhaps? :D

Always think positive :)

Sambellina
14-05-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by geggle
Ummm.... Sexy perhaps? :D

Always think positive :)

oowww thanks Geggle *flutters eyelashes*

Don't tell Snowball I did that ;)

alcor
14-05-2003, 04:51 PM
E-Macs.

huwbacca
14-05-2003, 05:01 PM
having to start work at 6:30AM this morning :mad:

Chocoholic
14-05-2003, 05:23 PM
FUCKING EVERYTHING!!

Snowball
14-05-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
oowww thanks Geggle *flutters eyelashes*

Don't tell Snowball I did that ;)


:p

utopian
14-05-2003, 05:56 PM
Idiots in my CEB109 tutorial questioning the fundamentals of stuff we covered months ago. This keeps going on and on and we only end up doing 2 questions in an hour instead of 4 or 5 because some ignoramus decides that he knows more about something he's learning about than the 3rd year student up the front who's been getting 6's and 7's in these subjects for the last few years.

Sambellina
14-05-2003, 06:20 PM
WTF???

MisterBishi
14-05-2003, 06:21 PM
hehehehehe


hehe

aah.... powerpoint. :D

Sambellina
14-05-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by MisterBishi
hehehehehe


hehe

aah.... powerpoint. :D

Don't laugh - PowerPoint is my life. Well between 8:30am-6pm it is :(

hooptieride
14-05-2003, 06:29 PM
rain :mad:

utopian
14-05-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Sambellina
Don't laugh - PowerPoint is my life. Well between 8:30am-6pm it is :(
You're getting powerpoint and ICQ mixed up. ICQ is your life, power point is just a job.

DumHed
14-05-2003, 06:36 PM
powerpoint is a stupid point

imp
14-05-2003, 06:36 PM
Long story:

I left my pass at home yesterday.

My pass has on it:

Keys to IT office
Keys to my cabinet
Keys to server room
Pass
Memory Key

Anyways, so I was using a spare pass all day yesterday. Which didn't have server room access so not much good to me bar getting in and out of the building.
As I go to leave I'm thinking "I must grab my umbrella on the way out as it's going to piss down tommorow morning/day/night"

So being my usual distractable self.... i walk out and LOCK the IT office BEFORE i grab my umbrella. Not having my pass meant I couldn't get back in. And being the LAST IT person around, I couldn't get back in.

Hence i got soaked on the way to work and it PISSED ME OFF

SamBo
14-05-2003, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by imp
Hence i got soaked on the way to work and it PISSED ME OFF

were you wearing a white shirt?
If so, i doubt people would have complained :p

imp
14-05-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by SamBo
were you wearing a white shirt?
If so, i doubt people would have complained :p

nah i was wearing a brown/poo coloured top
Sorry Mate. :D

thingy
15-05-2003, 01:50 PM
What pissed me off today are two things. One that has been pissing me off the last few days, and one that has been pissing me off the last few months.

The stupid fucking morons in Chatswood when I'm walking to/from the station every day. Let me just say this. THIS IS AUSTRALIA! IN THIS COUNTRY WE KEEP TO THE FUCKING LEFT OF THE FUCKING FOOTPATH!!! At least I've had some fun keeping to the left as I was taught in school, and if they don't move enough for me I shoulder-charge them. Stupid bastards (almost knocked some old ladies bag off her shoulder today when it hit my hand ... I chuckled).

Along these same lines are those who get onto a train, then just stand there in the entrance ... especially when there's HEAPS of room more towards the end of the carraige. They just get on, stop. I then have to barge my way past to even get ON the train, then move to a spot where there's FUCKLOADS of room (and sometimes a vacant seat too, surprisingly).

Secondly, people who leave their umbrellas up even when walking under long covered parts of the footpath. THE RAIN CAN'T FUCKING GET YOU UNDER THESE AWNINGS, so put your fucking umbrella down the same way you would if you were inside and STOP FUCKING TRYING TO POKE ME IN THE GOD DAMNED FUCKING EYES!!! Yes, I came close to getting poked in the eye at LEAST 5 times today thanks to these stupid fuckers.

... and if anyone thinks I'm being rude with my barging and shoulder-charging, then let me explain this. The way I see it, if someone is going to be rude, they don't deserve any politeness towards their rude actions. If they are not going to show any signs of common courtesy, they shouldn't expect any courtesy towards them.

Cassa
15-05-2003, 08:15 PM
Mother fucken werd

It all comes under the category of people who are seemingly oblivious to the fact that there are other people around them.

Surprise jackass, it's not just you who needs to use the footpath! The one that really gets to me is when you have a group of, say, three people, and they spread out to occupy as much room as possible so that it's impossible to get past them without being a rude bastard and shoving. Which I do :D

DrDivad
15-05-2003, 08:19 PM
i concur!
fucking uni students should know better

thingy
15-05-2003, 08:23 PM
Speaking of which, I almost knocked someone over tonight when I ran up to the shops. Stupid bitch wouldn't give me enough room between her and that person in the motorised wheelchair who sells penciles, so I just put my torso sideways as though I was going to squease past, then bang.

Let me say again ... stupid bitch.

sagit
15-05-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Cassa
...The one that really gets to me is when you have a group of, say, three people, and they spread out to occupy as much room as possible so that it's impossible to get past them without being a rude bastard and shoving. Which I do :D


that is exactly the thing that annoys me the most.

utopian
15-05-2003, 10:50 PM
I am courteous and lift my umbrella above the heads and umbrellas of others if I'm around them. This avoids damaging the umbrellas and their owners. People usually smile as they walk past me when I do this for them.

A few weeks ago, if I hadn't have been wearing sunglasses, some ignoramus would've taken my eye out with his pointy umbrella. I was about to go mental and chase the fucker, but I had to get to a lecture. I swear, the next person who does that to me is going to have to put up with my closed umbrella smashing them over the head as I chase them down George St.

hooptieride
15-05-2003, 11:09 PM
well there wouldnt be any umbrella's around if it wasnt for this fukn rain :mad: :mad: :mad:


also people who eat food on public transport, i dont mean muesli bars or other odourless food but stinky shit that makes me want 2 vomit. Especially when its fukn raining and i cant open any windows

still life
15-05-2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by utopian
I am courteous and lift my umbrella above the heads and umbrellas of others if I'm around them. This avoids damaging the umbrellas and their owners. People usually smile as they walk past me when I do this for them.


Lad, you shouldn't let people get away with fucking with your sunnies like that...

utopian
15-05-2003, 11:13 PM
Like I said, I had a lecture to get to. Although bashing up ignorant idiots is fun :)

Cassa
15-05-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by hooptieride
well there wouldnt be any umbrella's around if it wasnt for this fukn rain :mad: :mad: :mad:


also people who eat food on public transport, i dont mean muesli bars or other odourless food but stinky shit that makes me want 2 vomit. Especially when its fukn raining and i cant open any windows

And how. fast food should be banned on public transport...

hooptieride
15-05-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Cassa
And how. fast food should be banned on public transport...


bloody transit police guys or whatever they call themselves fine people hundreds of dollars for having their feet up and they dont do anything about people eating, even thought their are signs all around telling people not too

sagit
15-05-2003, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Cassa
And how. fast food should be banned on public transport...

all eating, drinking and smorking is banned on public transport over here. has been so for many years. unfortunately, bashing of patrons (eg disabled persons, etc) is not yet banned by those in charge of said transport, but it is covered by assault laws.

MisterBishi
15-05-2003, 11:23 PM
Maaaaaaaan, umbrellas suck, it's not so bad when they're already erected, but when somebody in front of you puts theirs up suddenly without checking behind them, things can get nasty.

Holster
16-05-2003, 12:19 PM
This also happened yesterday.....
Getting off the train and finding out my car had been broken into AGAIN!!!
at least they didn't break the door lock this time :S

Shez
16-05-2003, 03:10 PM
I got pissed off last night (would of typed it last night but couldnt really see the keys)
The fact that my best friend said one thing to me and did another, that made me agnry at him!
All my stuff was in his car and i felt lame by doing this but i sent him an sms asking for my stuff and got a lift home with another friend as i wasnt talking to him.
I'm still annoyed but felt a bit childish for ignoring him over something that is probably not worth it, but i dont like when my friends do shit like that, especially really close friends :( :mad: :(

sortius
16-05-2003, 05:57 PM
damn retarded job app responses.... "we're too lazy to look at your resume so we'll just say we had heaps of responses".... fuck knuckles they are :mad:

midg3t
16-05-2003, 06:02 PM
Recently I've been pissed off by people telling me what to do with my life. That leaving school was a bad idea or that TAFE sucks. :/

Shez
16-05-2003, 09:20 PM
Grace bros pissed me off today
the store in wollongong doesnt sell computer games n stuff and i wanted to get sims superstar as they have it on special!
barst00ls got me agnry again! :mad:

SamBo
16-05-2003, 09:37 PM
Well something happened involving my work today that really pissed me off cause it was majorly scummy.
I work for a new apprenticeship centre, and our role is to go out to employers once they have taken on a trainee or apprentice and do the paperwork for them to make it all official blah blah blah.
Anyway, last month this person called telling me that she had taken on a trainee in administration and needs her to be signed up. I took down her details and passed them on to our consultant who handles that particular area of sydney. That was the only time i spoke to that particular company (which happened to be a Christian Church near where i work).
Anyway, I occasionally caught pieces of conversations between our consultants about this company in the following weeks. The church people somehow got it in their heads that by taking on this trainee for one year, they would get over $4000 from the Govt. This was not the case and they didn't take it lying down.
Today, one of our consultants went there to see them and discuss things with them. The Church people said they want the $4000. They were told they were not eligible for it, so, infront of the consultant who went there, they tried to sack the trainee. The consultant just got up and said how dare they try and involve her like this and they had no right to fire this trainee infront of her. She then walked out.
Now, these so called Christians have fired a 15 year old girl, who moved to Sydney from Perth on the promise that she would be employed and trained here. Now she has no job or training just because some tight-arsed pricked assumed they would get a big cash incentive from the govt. for taking her on.
It just shits me how people can screw over other people like that.

ok, i will stop ranting now

utopian
17-05-2003, 09:44 AM
Wow, the church? They'd never do anything like that. They don't care about petty things like cash.

*walks away before he gets covered in the sarcasm dripping from this post*

midg3t
17-05-2003, 12:59 PM
Our friend "JS" wasn't involved, was he?

ersatz
25-05-2003, 05:01 PM
what pissed me off recently?

no stores in the CBD sell Vice City for PC, even Grace Bros said they'd have it on May 20.

spending my birthday alone, the only contact being with my dealer in the evening, then waking up drunk on the couch at 2am, then being unnecessarily woken up by my alarm at 6.30am on a Sunday.

time for more beer

Shez
26-05-2003, 11:23 AM
What pissed me off today...
Well the past 3 weeks we have had our driveway re-done and i think it looks good, so do alot of people in the villas we are in.
Except one, and that one just had to write a fucken complaint and now they want the driveway redone again all because 1 little part is faded to the other part, but in time its all gonna fade so whats the fucken difference?
And now they reackon its gonna take longer than 3 weeks
Atleast the fuckers have a coloured driveway now and not just plain old boring grey!
fucking whinging lot imma kick their arse! hehe i wish to knock some sense into them
*takes deep breath*
So yeh, im not happy cause i got ill from the smell of the stuff they used last time so its gonna happen again
Stupid idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

still life
26-05-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Shez
What pissed me off today...
Well the past 3 weeks we have had our driveway re-done

did they fix that nasty exhaust eating bump this time?

Cassa
26-05-2003, 08:40 PM
Everything.

More specifically, getting a formal fucking warning for checking my messages on my phone (sms mind you, not message bank) when supposedly I should have been working.

I'm so fucking over that place it's not funny. Lucky I'm leaving on Friday. Should have told the cunts to stick their warning up their arse, but I would like to get a reference...

Mr Bigglesworth
26-05-2003, 08:50 PM
What pisses me off:

1) Being told you have a job and so you leave your previous shitkicker jobm only for the new job to "fall through", twice!

2) Applying for a job, getting to the interview, being told that youre in the last hundred applicants out of 1900 people, going onto the psyche test being told that half the people were dropped at the interview, then going onto assessment center where there are 8 left for 2 positions available, and not getting it.

<cartman voice>Well, im pissed off!</cartman voice>

Sambellina
27-05-2003, 10:55 AM
My best friend has just told me that she's not delighted about my decision to move to Melb and she's trying to find the right words to say to tell me why. It's a hard enough decision to make without this happening.

I think I'm more sad then pissed off :(

I'm also back at work which has pissed me off!!

angel_b
28-05-2003, 12:37 AM
Sam, you're a big girl and it's your decision to make ... your friend will get over it.

I know you know this ... I just thought I'd say it.

Cassa
28-05-2003, 09:07 AM
The same thing happened to me when I was moving from Melbourne to Sydney. I just had to let people know that while I respected their views as a sign that they cared for me, I wasn't going to change my mind. Thus while they didn't have to be happy about my decision, they needed to understand I was doing it to be happy.

Shez
28-05-2003, 09:14 AM
what has pissed me off already this morning is the fact that cars driving in my driveway. I live in the first garage so i get the fun times of seeing high beams flash in my window, loud stupid music and people talking.
WTF are people doing driving in and out at 4am? stupid dicks!

thingy
28-05-2003, 09:43 AM
Cold shower.

Stupid hot water system, when will people realise that continuous hot water is worth the extra cost?!?!

and3w
28-05-2003, 09:52 AM
Absolutly everything (no, really)...I'm listening to Nick Cave "Murder Ballads" to cheer myself up for fuck's sake
And you poor sod's are only just starting your day (11:50 PM here).....Jesus I pity you

utopian
28-05-2003, 10:55 AM
Rain, and lots of it.

and3w
28-05-2003, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Sambellina
My best friend has just told me that she's not delighted about my decision to move to Melb and she's trying to find the right words to say to tell me why. It's a hard enough decision to make without this happening.

I think I'm more sad then pissed off :(

I'm also back at work which has pissed me off!!

If s/he's a friend they will miss you but also will want what's best for you...if that's not true then they ain't a freind, they are an aquaintance.
Believe in yourself and do what *you* think is right (as in all of life)
Whatever, good luck, peace & Orange Spangle's

SOC
28-05-2003, 11:12 AM
Overcast and chilly here in New York - and summer is supposed to start next week

and3w
28-05-2003, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by SOC
Overcast and chilly here in New York - and summer is supposed to start next week
Shit man, ur gonna LOVE England....ROFLMAO

Sambellina
28-05-2003, 11:22 AM
Thanks for everyones' supportive posts regarding my friend's negative comments. As everyone would've guessed I'm still going regardless and I *am* happy! And Angel's right I'm a big girl, he he he!

Now for what pissed me off today! Stupid fucking idiot ex who can't address an envelope properly. The dickhead sent the signed divorce papers over a month ago but I haven't received them because he sent them to work and didn't write the level I work on on the envelope! So out of 61 levels how the fuck are they meant to know who this little person is?? How fucking stoopid can the fucker be, and if he's that fucking stoopid get someone else to address the envelope to make sure it's correct.

Wonder if the thick bastard put a stamp on the fucking envelope?

utopian
28-05-2003, 11:24 AM
Wow, some catch. :rolleyes:

r0p3 g1rl
28-05-2003, 11:34 AM
bloody fucking aapt they suck!!!!!!!!!

sciwra
28-05-2003, 11:48 PM
Bloody people who gave me dirty looks when I drove home today.

I needed to get the car back in an hour and had 150kms to cover, bloody 5pm traffic! Oh and don't get me started on trucks and road trains.

At least they clear the path of wandering cows for me.

Apologies to the car company for the aerial, no idea where that bird came from.

At least I can sleep in tomorrow (but I want to see what happens on Dragon Ball Z!)

Up_All_Night
29-05-2003, 03:52 AM
whats pissing me off today is this damn xml, xsl assignment i'm doing. Its just really really really frustrating and hard b/c the notes don't make it clear or anything and i've spent the last few hours trying to make sense of it. I'm finally getting there but, its damn hard
anyways its pissing me off

r0p3 g1rl
29-05-2003, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by sciwra
Bloody people who gave me dirty looks when I drove home today.

I needed to get the car back in an hour and had 150kms to cover, bloody 5pm traffic! Oh and don't get me started on trucks and road trains.

At least they clear the path of wandering cows for me.

Apologies to the car company for the aerial, no idea where that bird came from.

At least I can sleep in tomorrow (but I want to see what happens on Dragon Ball Z!)

I'm pissed off your shitty little car wasn’t the one to get damaged :p

and3w
29-05-2003, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by r0p3 g1rl
I'm pissed off your shitty little car wasn’t the one to get damaged :p
I'm pissed off ur a twat and make no sense...u can either be pissed off his car didn't get fukt OR you can put a happy symbol at the end...learn some logic:)

thingy
29-05-2003, 09:55 AM
Or you can learn what a joke is. You know, sarcasm?

and3w
29-05-2003, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by thingy
Or you can learn what a joke is. You know, sarcasm?
yup, highest form of wit, lowest form of intelligence
maybe u all could learn not to take me too seriously?:)
you'll know when I am serious cos I get a violent head on me
just me...take it or leave it?
;)

utopian
29-05-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by and3w
I'm pissed off ur a twat and make no sense...
This is a joke, right? You probably make the least sense out of anyone in this thread.

The english's approach to the english language, now THAT pisses me off.

Jen
29-05-2003, 01:05 PM
I'm pissed because one of my friends is receiving over 500 calls a day from a psycho bitch threatening to kill herself. rawr.:mad:

thingy
30-05-2003, 11:47 PM
I was meant to go out for a few drinks tonight then head home and have some more while watching some movies and in general having a quiet one. 1.5 beers into the night out, I get a call, mail server down. "Right, head in, reboot, no wuckers" (it's been having problems lately, needs an upgrade).

3 hours later I'm still here with a mail server that has a corrupt master file table, and a file server whose 3rd HDD has failed and won't stop beeping at me (warranty ran out last year). Both failed at the exact same time. Right now just waiting for a call from NY, we're hoping (what appears to be in vain) to find a way to fix it so I won't have to re-partition the 400+GB drive, reformat, copy over the basic file structure from the old D: drive then restore the databases from our latest backups (backups software slow and sucky, this is the fastest way).

hooptieride
31-05-2003, 12:14 AM
This wierd indian guy keeps callin my phone asking for frank. Last night he called about 8 times and i kept sayin it was a wrong number and he apologised.

Now tonight he was accusing me of not telling this 'frank' person i called and asking my name and shit like that so i hung up on him.

That pissed me off today :mad: :mad:

utopian
31-05-2003, 12:38 AM
I was trying to call my friend last night, but this other guy was picking up his phone. So I asked this other guy if Frank was around, and he kept saying "Sorry, you've got the wrong number". So I saw Frank today and he told me that no one told him I kept calling last night. So I called Frank's phone and told this other guy off for not passing on to Frank that I had called. I tried to find out this other guy's name, but the bastard just hung up on me.

This kind of thing never happens back home. I ought to find this guy and throw him to the tigers. Fucking Aussies.

sciwra
31-05-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by r0p3 g1rl
I'm pissed off your shitty little car wasn’t the one to get damaged :p

Oh now I'm pissed that you make fun of my car, how could you, I'm cut!

Well actually, my car is fine, I just drive other peoples when I want to go fast ;)

thingy
01-06-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by thingy
I was meant to go out for a few drinks tonight then head home and have some more while watching some movies and in general having a quiet one. 1.5 beers into the night out, I get a call, mail server down. "Right, head in, reboot, no wuckers" (it's been having problems lately, needs an upgrade).

3 hours later I'm still here with a mail server that has a corrupt master file table, and a file server whose 3rd HDD has failed and won't stop beeping at me (warranty ran out last year). Both failed at the exact same time. Right now just waiting for a call from NY, we're hoping (what appears to be in vain) to find a way to fix it so I won't have to re-partition the 400+GB drive, reformat, copy over the basic file structure from the old D: drive then restore the databases from our latest backups (backups software slow and sucky, this is the fastest way).

Well, I have as of this moment done 15 hours at work this weekend, and it's looking like I'm going to be a fair bit longer. YAY!!!

thingy
01-06-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by thingy
Well, I have as of this moment done 15 hours at work this weekend, and it's looking like I'm going to be a fair bit longer. YAY!!!

Finally tally: 20 hours.

Bostonmess
01-06-2003, 10:54 PM
You lukky fookah. You must be rakin' it in :)

Beers on Thingy :D

thingy
01-06-2003, 11:05 PM
Salary.

Everyone else should shout ME beers to help me cope with my pain. :(

MisterBishi
01-06-2003, 11:09 PM
Mayo is not funny, not even remotely, I've seen funnier train crashes.

Bostonmess
01-06-2003, 11:09 PM
Salary sux, it's should be illegal. My g/f manages a wineshop and sometime she ends up on less than minimum wage for the hours she puts in. Bastards.

Of course I suppose there's the other side of it, if you can get away with doing sod all, you still get paid :D

BlueBoy
02-06-2003, 12:48 PM
Night Elves.
Bastard Night Elves.

Everytime I get close to finishing the mission they rush me and wipe out my base! :mad:

Arrghh!!
*tears out hair*

Cassa
02-06-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Bostonmess
Salary sux, it's should be illegal. My g/f manages a wineshop and sometime she ends up on less than minimum wage for the hours she puts in. Bastards.


Yeah I'm all too familiar with that one. I couldn't in good conscience do sod all either, I always did more than was asked of me. Then I resigned :D

I'm pissed off because this is my first day away from work and I just had to go and be sick today didn't I.

sagit
02-06-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Cassa
Yeah I'm all too familiar with that one. I couldn't in good conscience do sod all either, I always did more than was asked of me. Then I resigned :D

I'm pissed off because this is my first day away from work and I just had to go and be sick today didn't I.


nooooooooooooooooooooooo donkey!

:(

dozer
02-06-2003, 07:28 PM
getting a death threat by phone from some dikfuk on ebay that bought a $25 camera filter after i left feedback for him saying he threatened to come to my house to beat me up cos the filters were dirty.

the stupid cocksucker used his homephone, and i have 12 emails of his abuse including all his details, its just a headfuk to have to document it all and make statements to the cops. will be cool once his isp shuts him down and his ebay account is gone.

SamBo
02-06-2003, 08:43 PM
comments removed due to certain people being complete tools in response.
It's always good to be referred to as an attention whore by someone who only posts snide remarks targetted at other forum members, and never anything that is actually constructive or beneficial in any way.
Have a nice fucking day

Studdza
02-06-2003, 09:15 PM
YOU

Snowball
02-06-2003, 09:17 PM
I am depressed but i am not going to say why because i all want you to ask me and say you feel sorry for me so i can feel better about why i am depressed.




I WANT ATTENTION! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!

Sambellina
02-06-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Snowball
I am depressed but i am not going to say why because i all want you to ask me and say you feel sorry for me so i can feel better about why i am depressed.




I WANT ATTENTION! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!

Fuck off, no one gives a shit Snowball. Crawl into a fucking hole where you belong FUCKER!!