For the attention of the female population of ZGeek

[Goat Boy]

I am currently in the process of attempting to locate a human of the female persuasion wishing to donate an evening so that I may insert my penis in to one of her orifices. Said female may choose said orifice.

I apologise in advance; having previously attempted this has resulted in swelling of the gland in question. I am assured by the medical community that this swelling should subside at some point post insertion.

Previous research has resulted in an understanding that this project may be viewed as less than desirable by the female population and as such I am willing to offer intoxicating fluids to aid in acceptance of the deed.
I am also willing to offer remuneration.

Given my fear of the outside world and the inhabitants held within you will be required to travel to my home for the affront.

Whilst not out rightly banned; talking and other forms of communication are discouraged throughout the evening.

With kind regards,
Goat Boy

[vantastic]

lol... one song is going through my mind here... "Smooth Operator" lolroflbucket

[Something Fast]

Summary: Goat Boy demands booty call tribute for the glory of the Soviet motherland.

[vantastic]

For Make Benefit Glorious Pantal Area Goatboy

[Shampyon]

I'll prepare the Herpes Outbreak Warning.

[Blunt]

http://www.websitesubstitute.com/AssortedCrap/Blunt/1169803470339.jpg

[ms edeity]

WTT 1[orifice] for 1[hotthrobbingmember] PST

[Thyrd]

That's a good offer.

[RedMaN]

That's a good offer.
Totally... it's FREE! No price quoted.
Are there limited turns or can we all have a go? :D

[Haggisboy]

You should be receiving a PM from Bigglesworth shortly.

[~vjay~]

This thread turned gay just like 95% other threads on ZGeek.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

You should be receiving a PM from Bigglesworth shortly.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/2/2/orly2.jpg

[muppet]

happy valentines day Goat Boy, i hope your quest for a female companion ends today and you get lots of loving love from a lovely loving woman of the female species kind.

[catt]

happy valentines day Goat Boy, i hope your quest for a female companion ends today and you get lots of loving love from a lovely loving woman of the female species kind.

so well put I'm just going to quote Muppet, so I don't have to write anything myself - what she said Goat Boy :D

[Sagacious]

My prescription to alleviate your dilemma is an inflatable woman, a footpump, a puncture repair kit and a goodly supply of water based lubricant. Knock yourself the fuck out.

cos if it floats flies or fucks then renting is by far the best option.

[Whiskers]

I'll do it. I prefer anal. Please do me in my bottom.

[muppet]

I'll do it. I prefer anal. Please do me in my bottom.
i haven't seen whisker's bottom, but she's so damned sexy that i'm sure she has an ass to match

dude that's a fucking chance of a life time! stick it in boy! stick it in!

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I'll do it. I prefer anal. Please do me in my bottom.

You really are a Bulldogs supporter.

[DestRuct0r]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/outdated-internet-memes.png

[Whiskers]

You really are a Bulldogs supporter.


I've never met you, but your posting style suggests you are terminally single.

Confirm/deny?

[Thyrd]

I've never met you, but your posting style suggests you are terminally single.

Confirm/deny?

LOL (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63744)

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I've never met you, but your posting style suggests you are terminally single.

Confirm/deny?

Unless youre willing to alter my relationship status, which I would reject anyway on account of your lack of taste in football team preferences, I respectfully decline to answer this question.

And Thyrd is just jealous that he cant have me because im not a faggot like he is.

[Goat Boy]

I'll do it. I prefer anal. Please do me in my bottom.

Oh my.

[~vjay~]

Can I watch?

[wenches.inc]

Can I watch?

vote one for ~vjay~ for photographer, cos after all...this'd be useless without pics!

[~vjay~]

vote one for ~vjay~ for photographer, cos after all...this'd be useless without pics!


WOOHOO!! :pir8dan:

[Boobmeister]

Hey Goat Boy, how'd ya go?

Whiskers, hows Uranus? :D

[Hairyman]

I was more worried about whether he wanted a natural or man-made orifice to stick his tool into.

[Boobmeister]

I don't think he was worried about that though!

[Hairyman]

It's not him that I'm worried about!

[Boobmeister]

What? Worried about your own orifice? :D

[Hairyman]

I have my orifices firmly clenched!

Eternal vigilance is the price of chastity.

[~vjay~]

I'm still waiting for the photo taking schedule.

[Hairyman]

I'm still waiting for the photo taking schedule.

That would take more eye bleach than I want to think about.

[~Storm~]

Why its been a while Goat boy did you get some? Or still waiting?

[carsinogenic]

how did this turn out?

was it the fairy tale ending, the rear ending??

dish the goss goat!!