Who is your 'shameshag?'

[kleph]

stolen with not a whit of guilt from Every Day Should Be Saturday (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/). who is the celebrity that, despite everyone else's rational and objective objections and evidence to the contrary, you find completely irresistable.

for me there is no other for me than that pixiesh sprite who filled my early teen pants with joy and delight - martha quinn.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/1/Martha_Quinn_.jpg (http://www.pessimistic.com/martha_quinn/)

[SOC]

Rosario Dawson :)

[L]

Rosario Dawson :)

OMG that dog? :D

[SOC]

yup :nod:

[Mr Bigglesworth]

hang on Kleph, now youre pirating my threads!

why dont you go hijack some UN ship off the somali coast or something.

edit. im joking.

[SOC]

Can we get back to talking about Rosario Dawson please?

[kleph]

only if she is someone else's shag of shame.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

ok

[Buffalo]

At least it's not Rosario from Will & Grace...

Sensible shoes get me so hot...

[Colonel Kurtz]

Actually Karen from Will & Grace is up there

[BlueBoy]

Rosario Dawson :)

There's no shame in Rosario Dawson, fool.

[Colonel Kurtz]

who's your shame shag blueboy

P.S. I had a thing for Katrina from Katrina and the waves...

[kleph]

as long as it wasn't for kimberly rew, the guitarist, you are ok.

[BlueBoy]

who's your shame shag blueboy

Tina Fey revs my engine.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Dax from DS9. Shes even better in Becker.

[kleph]

another more shameful candidate for moi would be joan cusack. dunno why but i've always had the heavy thigh sweats for that one.

[Spades]

mother and daughters from Lost in Space - all together now :)

[polite]

Elly May Clampett

[Mr Bigglesworth]

mother and daughters from Lost in Space - all together now :)

The daughter was hot.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Tina Fey revs my engine.
This her? (http://www.the-feeding-tube.com/index.php?itemid=598)

[Mr Bigglesworth]

This her? (http://www.the-feeding-tube.com/index.php?itemid=598)

I'll be back in a few moments ....

[FatherShark]

Sarah Silverman. I'd like to give the jew girl toys.

[Sagacious]

Actually Karen from Will & Grace is up there

Ahhh indeed Megan Mullally curvaceous mischevious and rampantly bisexual. I would have to shortlist her.

http://pipec.ru/uploads/20060407/Megan_Mullally_flashing_small.jpg

[BlueBoy]

This her? (http://www.the-feeding-tube.com/index.php?itemid=598)

Oh yeah.

[kleph]

he said that like URL on futurama, too.

[ms edeity]

i had a thing for anthony hopkins.

[Glompbot]

Lance Henriksen and Christopher Walken and Hugh Laurie
and Cillian Murphy... even though i hate blue eyes.


and the cute boy from seaquest DSV..... when I was younger.

[JumpinJez]

Jayne Seymour....

[Pirate]

I'd bang Jayne Seymour.

[Sagacious]

Lance Henriksen and Christopher Walken and Hugh Laurie
and Cillian Murphy... even though i hate blue eyes.

At the same time??? Now my imagination is truly fired up.


...and the cute boy from seaquest DSV..... when I was younger.

You mean Jonathan Brandis who hung himself when aged 27

Wiki Ref (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Brandis)

Even though the young guy is dead I'd still pay to see the group scene with Sapia and the rest.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Sarah Silverman. I'd like to give the jew girl toys.

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/sarah_silverman/sarah_silverman-crotch_02.jpg

http://www.caffeine-headache.net/silverman.jpg

http://www.181st.net/celebrity-gossip/pictures-content/sarah_silverman_large3.jpg

[AntZ]

Zooey Deschanel (I seriously <3 her voice), Alexis Bledel (her eyes) and Jennifer Garner (even preggers!).

[Canalien]

I'd MARRY Tina Fey, that's not shameful at all.

In fact I can't really think of anyone I'd feel shame about doing... I'll get back to you.

Zooey Deschanel and Alexis Bledel? Yes please!
Megan Mullaly... ok maybe.
Jane Seymour... yeah I'd hit that.

Sorry Kleph but I wouldn't do Joan Cusack in the first place.

[biomechanic]

Germaine Greer

[Colonel Kurtz]

[PERFECT WOMAN]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/7/1/1/nigellaB.jpg

[/PERFECT WOMAN]

[Canalien]

ok i've got it.

Diane Keaton and Emmylou Harris.

actually even THAT wouldn't be shameful.. this requires some thought.

[Buffy]

hehe jonathan brandis from seaquest was mine too, how lolame :p he could talk to dolphins though, and that was my 14 year old hearts desire <3

[Glompbot]

hehe jonathan brandis from seaquest was mine too, how lolame :p he could talk to dolphins though, and that was my 14 year old hearts desire <3
I liked him cause he was smart..... like a young macguyver
and the dolphin thing was cool too.




which reminds me.
Richard Dean Anderson is also up there.

[Something Fast]

Thora Birch.

Also, I've been beaten to it already but Zooey Deschanel.

[kleph]

while i understand the wave of smitten for tina fey, she pales in comparison with the original SNL tart - jane curtin.

and keep in mind this isn't a thread for your preferred celebrity shagmate, this is for your the celebrity that only you have a perverse and unexplainable desire for. zooey deschanel is not insignificantly hot and the number of folks who find her shagarific in this thread alone is a testament to that. but... say, harboring a similar crush on lili taylor might be a bit unique.

and i can't explain the joan cusack thing. ever since i first saw her wearing that neck brace in sixteen candles i've found myself strangely attracted to her. that her subsequent movie appearances cemented her as even more quirky and odd only strenghtened the bonds of my unrequited attraction.

[Colonel Kurtz]

The old bag from 3rd Rock? Yeah I bet she has a saucy lingerie collection

[kleph]

this might shock you but a lot of those people who you see today who are "old" and "wrinkly" weren't always that way...

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/1/belushi_snl_2.jpg

[t101]

Teal'c (Christopher Judge).

Larry Kubiac (Abraham Benrubi) too...

Oh yeah, and Mark Addy.

[That Bloke]

and the cute boy from seaquest DSV..... when I was younger.

You try it now & it'd be necrophilia, he topped himself 3 or 4 years back.

[kleph]

example A for my point above...

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/1/wrinkly.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/1/notsowrinkly.jpg)

[Colonel Kurtz]

this might shock you but a lot of those people who you see today who are "old" and "wrinkly" weren't always that way...

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/0/1/belushi_snl_2.jpg
Shut up you wrinkly old fart

[Goat Boy]

When I was younger, I always attracted to Angela Lansbury in Murder She Wrote.

That was later upgraded to Sister Stephanie 'Steve' Oskowski from the Father Dowling Mysteries.

Mystery solving women get me hot.

[That Bloke]

When I was younger, I always attracted to Angela Lansbury in Murder She Wrote.
.

That's pushing the line.

[kleph]

Mystery solving women get me hot.

and i take it you read a LOT of nancy drew once you made this discovery.

[Goat Boy]

and i take it you read a LOT of nancy drew once you made this discovery.

I never read them. I was sent to an all boys school so I read the The Three Investigators (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Investigators). Which did sadly lack poongtang.

[Lina]

Gary Oldman and John Malkovich (no idea why). Oh, and Tom Robbins who is not a very attractive man but phoar...I love how that guy thinks!

And finally, I would be on to young Bob Dylan so fast he wouldn't have time to resist:

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/7/1/bdylan_l.jpg

[muppet]

John Cryer.. c'mon who didn't have a mini crush on Duckie?
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1170/duckiebwds3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Munchkin]

Richard O'Brien :o

[SamBo]

Jessica Biel.

Only reason I used to watch Seventh Heaven

[Shampyon]

Jessica Biel.

Only reason I used to watch Seventh Heaven

This is a thread for admitting to people you'd be ashamed to say you fucked.

Which is why my vote goes for Keira Knightly. No boobs, little boy body and a bloody huge jaw, but sometimes she just gets my blood pumping. If anyone brings this up again, I will deny it with every fibre of my being.

[BeeBeep]

Lyle Lovette

[Thyrd]

This is a thread for admitting to people you'd be ashamed to say you fucked.

Nah, I'd be ashamed to say Jessica Beil.

[Tank.]

Heh, she's hot. Love chicks in glasses

[kiki]

Vincent D'Onofrio - yeah its a brainy thing
Jean Reno - accent to die for
Gina Gershon - yumm
Yul Brenner - no idea why!

[skylar]

Robert DeNiro in Casino was hot. Hot. Hot.