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Nagarjuna
15-04-2007, 10:00 AM
A fart can be hilarious, smelly or just plain disgusting. What are your thoughts?

Myself? I come from a long line a farters. My father was the Grand Master. My Mum, she would let one rip occasionally.

I remember once I dropped one that you could cut with a butter knife and had the smell of wet socks, mixed with the local tannery on a hot summer day! My mother gave me a WTF look and I replied, "It's better out than in, Mum!"

"It's better OUTSIDE than INSIDE", my Mother retorted!

FuckU
15-04-2007, 03:03 PM
I hate it when my other half plays Dutch Ovens with me!

When he farts it smells like wet socks!

Chocoholic
15-04-2007, 04:35 PM
FuckU it's worse when you do it to yourself......

mooshka
27-05-2007, 11:41 AM
I actually use mine to punctuate sentences. And even substitute words. The Mrs, has actually stopped pointiung this out and just acrrying on withthe conversation. It is also great for diffusing disagreements.

Maybe I should sell this shit...