Munted Poetry

[Brenda]

If its mental stimulation you seek'
May i suggest you frequent ZGeek.
With unlimited insights and humor abound,
Its an interesting outlet for the profound.
The threads continue to enthrall and entertain,
Hence this plac3 can be comforting for the insane!

(please continue...)

[Something Fast]

With a political spectrum like a technicolour yawn,
Posting on Zgeek's like watching the dawn.
We've got the answer if you've nothing to lose
Just be warned that answer's always "shit in her shoes".
So if your situation is exceedingly dire,
Zgeek's more fun than being poked with hot wire.
Yeah, I'm thinking of The Thing, man how cool was that scene?
Except I don't think Pirate's neck can break apart at the seams.
I think if I tried to find out I'd be banned in a flash
Faster than if I'd crapped on his table or stolen his trash.

[~vjay~]

Tafe, it must hate me for it uses websense
and they blocked zgeek recently,
oh what a mess

No more laughing at idiots when I am at school
no more perving at the nude threads,
alas I have rules

I can't see the arsefarmers
or the drama Llamas
or dancing bukkake bananas
what a lot of drama

no more forums for me
what a catastrophe
this makes me sad with emo-osity







(note: I didn't look at naked threads at school, just pretend I did)

[Brenda]

Take heed in the knowledge my friend,
The internets miss you when you are away.
Tis but a moment till TAFE shall end,
And you can login and end your dismay.

from morning till noon, noon till night,
the internets here to entertain you.
A waste of time they say, they may be right,
but what better way to bid sanity adew!

[~vjay~]

Johny Roberts is a romatic, ah how sweet
I read about poo in rep and my life is complete.

I spy whores here and I spy whores there
My god I see whores everywhere.

In the pron forum
In the I confess
In the IRC
Whores are the best

[~vjay~]

So I sit here on my arse on a Saturday night
Either my world is just right or I have no life.
Woohoo I'm not the only one I see
You fuckers also have no life just like me.

[Brenda]

In a confusion i began to worry some what,
Humans kept commenting that id lost the plot.
Normally these things do not worry me,
But i didn't know there was a plot you see.
So here i have been plodding along,
With no idea what was going on.
When quite suddenly it occurs to me,
I shall live without Plot quite happily.

[~vjay~]

Photochopping is fun
come make stupid pics with me
I heard you say no
why is that?
You'd rather post tits and vag you see

Dirty ZGeek perverts
People come here for computer help
You'd think that geeks would talk about nerdy things
but they'd rather perve at chicks sexay bits
talk about the size of their dick
and poo and shit
pee and wee and say fuck me

--interlude begins--*shock horror*--interlude ends--

[Brenda]

wrote this on 02-06-1995

LIFE
Continuous uncertainty protrudes,
Unveiling mindless chaos.
Providing content interludes,
unmasking overwhelming loss.
Provoking misunderstood intentions,
Occurring with regularity.
eternal search for solutions,
Unknowing yet prevailing.
What now for the children?.

[Brenda]

CHAOS 11-03-1996
Unintentional happiness a diversion,
From the order of dismay today.
Lifes ups and downs a perversion,
To the reality which in turn shall stay.
An unthinkable moment of untamed instincts,
Bring upon us unmeasurable desires.
Delving into the deepest precincts,
Forbidden fuel fills the fires.
Resembling waves of flowing emotions,
Pushing beyond the realm of thought.
We discover inside our wonderful creations,
The happiness we have eternally sought.
Unexplainable occurances impale our lives,
Certainty. What be it for thee?.
For Controlable emotions our soul survives,
To create a beleivable sanity.

[Brenda]

FLOW

In the immeasurable experience of life,
Indulge me if for one moment.
Through the depths of knowledge delve,
Till quenched in superfluous contentment.

Initialize positive, enlightening instances,
For all action a certain reaction ensues.
Preparedly ensure makeable decisions,
The paths infinite, in confidence choose.

In the ebb and flow of an emotional tide,
Open-minded, optimistic, enthusiastically ride.