This Is the lazy threa...........

[DestRuct0r]

:yawn:

come and tell tales of your laziness

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/mmmm.jpg

i once didnt get out of my pyjamas for two days

[muppet]

i lived in pj's for a week when i was on annual leave - i sleep naked, so pj's were formal wear

i also drive to the train station to pick evilmuppet up
it's 450 metres away from our house
but i have to turn corners

edit: oh and i live in st albans
you wouldn't walk anywhere either

[Elentari]

Haha sounds like me. Between the end of classes and when my exams started I did not leave the house, instead i bummed around the house the whole time in my PJs/underwear/nothing.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

lol St Albans :)

[Hit And Rum]

"aaahhhhh aaaahh I'm wicked and I'm lazy..."

My neighbours as a kid were so lazy they kept their Xmas tree up all year coz it was "too much hassle" to take it down. Remembering their house it was actually the crowning glory of their living room.

Oh and this kid also told us his Dad was an astronaut who went to the moon.

[muppet]

i got so much shit last year for still having my xmas tree up in july (from xmas 2005) that when christmas came around again at the end of the year i actually took the tree down on boxing day

but i didn't decorate it properly.. just threw tinsel at it

[Hit And Rum]

Thats the only way to decorate. Its like Homer's Makeup gun. Point, fire and hope for the best. I love the quote from that episode -

Lisa: "Dad, women won’t like getting shot in the face."

Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like!"

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Im suprised your neighbours didnt steal your Christmas tree :)

[kré]

i would but fuck that

[muppet]

Im suprised your neighbours didnt steal your Christmas tree :)
they would've, but this is st albans - otherwise known as St Allbums

[Hit And Rum]

St Albums - St Albans - St Anger - God that was shitty

[Goat Boy]

cbf'ed

[matty]

i dont bother to shower unless i'm going out most of the time... and since i've been hermiting up the last few days writing this assignment...

[johny_roberts]

my tale of laziness for the day is I could cnbf taking a shower last night so here I am at work with a lot of deodorant on and on day 2 of not showering. mehhhh might skip tonight also

[Elentari]

i dont bother to shower unless i'm going out most of the time... and since i've been hermiting up the last few days writing this assignment...

I bet you smell :P

I do this thing where I realise that i need to go pee, announce it to Afta then complain about it for the next 3 hours before I eventually jump up and make a mad dash to bathroom coz i can't hold on anymore. I just cant be fucked going when i first realised, usually coz i have better things to do than go pee.

[Afta Image]

Worst one I had was when I lived in Newcastle. I had a few cases of beer and bottles of booze. I bought a weeks worth of food and a carton of smokes and spent the next 6 days in my room in same boxer shorts drinking from the moment I would wake up till the time I passed out.

I only came out of my room to watch late night TV.

It is scary how much I drank and the hang over lasted for days when I finally ran out of booze. I don't remember much about the 6 odd days I was drunk for.

[Afta Image]

I bet you smell :P

I do this thing where I realise that i need to go pee, announce it to Afta then complain about it for the next 3 hours before I eventually jump up and make a mad dash to bathroom coz i can't hold on anymore. I just cant be fucked going when i first realised, usually coz i have better things to do than go pee.

I think you are gonna have to have a catheter when you come down here next.

[DestRuct0r]

our belated birthday (xmas) tree is still up
it was then named our australia day tree
st valentines day tree
marriage tree
then easter tree
then anzac tree
then my birthday tree
and now belated birthday tree

[johny_roberts]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/8/100_0605.jpg

[DestRuct0r]

now thats lazy

[Mr. Bungle]

cbfs

[DestRuct0r]

solazythatcbfusingspacebarandstuff

[Colonel Kurtz]

..

[DestRuct0r]

:couch:

[muppet]

pressed page down instead of scrolling to get here..lazy

[DestRuct0r]

awsm

[Mr. Bungle]

2000th post should be special, but i cbf

[Hit And Rum]

pressed page down instead of scrolling to get here..lazy


I steal quote lazy

[Artful-dodgeR]

tl;dr

[DestRuct0r]

tmi

[Hit And Rum]

. .

[Colonel Kurtz]

..

[muppet]

it's dinnertime
i made microwave popcorn

[DestRuct0r]

peanut butter straight from the jar

[Mr. Bungle]

im too lazy to get up to eat

[gunsella]

i can't be fucked thinking of some lazy times.

[~vjay~]

--

[muppet]

^^

[Mr. Bungle]

peanut butter straight from the jar

or poo straight from the bottom, gnome sane?

[DestRuct0r]

mmm poo

[ms edeity]

when i moved to melbourne i couldn't be arsed sorting or packing so i hired an industrial skip and threw everything except beds and clothes out. :P

(lazy = good).

[Colonel Kurtz]

when i moved to melbourne i couldn't be arsed sorting or packing so i hired an industrial skip and threw everything except beds and clothes out. :P

(lazy = good).
we have a winner

[~vjay~]

>_>

[Several-Ninjas]

I was laying around once when I was quite young, It was summer and I was incapacitated by the heat. I needed a drink but being lazy, I decided to reach out for the nearest available alternative: The spray bottle on the ironing board.

I drank a fair bit of fabric softener.

Wouldn't reccomend it.

[Hired Goon]

being lazy is the best. it is clearly superior to doing stuff.

"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be."

[DestRuct0r]

<_<

[Mr. Bungle]

one time i

[muppet]

one time i
me2

[johny_roberts]

hu

[Colonel Kurtz]

. .

[Hired Goon]

just a friendly reminder. It's Sunday, the day of lazy. Be lazy and enjoy. :)

I'm gonna drink beer and sit. awesome.

[SOC]

just a friendly reminder. It's Sunday, the day of lazy. Be lazy and enjoy. :)

I'm gonna drink beer and sit. awesome.
I read this just as I'm about to head to work. Garn git farked :D

[muppet]

my feet are cold and my slippers are in another room

i'm waiting for my feet to fall off rather than go and get slippers

[~vjay~]

.........

[muppet]

i just realised
the thermostat for the heater is closer than my slippers are..

i turned up the heater

(there's about 5 feet difference from the thermostat to my bedroom door where the slippers are..) i hate wearing things on my feet tho

[Colonel Kurtz]

*yawn*

[rusky85]

I'm so tired and lazy I am considering just farting and following through rather than going to the toilet.

True Story.

[DestRuct0r]

cbf

[Colonel Kurtz]

Thread necroma... zzzzzzzz

[astro]

Thread necroma... zzzzzzzz
nice. I tried to give you rep but..zzzzzzz

[DestRuct0r]

zz

[Colonel Kurtz]

"You must spread some rep...."

[DestRuct0r]

" "

[astro]

:sleeping:

[Colonel Kurtz]

..

[Elf]

-



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[Mr Bigglesworth]

Mt Druitt.

[Serpent_Girl]

cbf

[Ic3]

Are we meant to be bothered to post here?

[DestRuct0r]

:o

[ShinymetalASS]

[insert blank space ] where ever you feel like really

[~vjay~]

.
.

[Sodapop]

asdf

[Colonel Kurtz]

``

[astro]

asdf
qwerty

[Elf]

zx

[Myspace]

Pfft

[DestRuct0r]

''

[astro]

&nbsp

[Spades]

so cant give a fuck to think....

[DestRuct0r]

ummmm

[pliskin]

meh......

[DestRuct0r]

...hem

[ms edeity]

and now for intermission

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQXECBdPgEA

old school linking - cause the youtube link is laaazy

[DestRuct0r]

gargllelelelelelelelel

[Elf]

mailto:information.centre@salford.gov.uk

[DestRuct0r]

kk

[Elf]

click

[astro]

pumpkins

[muppet]

tl;dr

[DestRuct0r]

asd

[Elf]

oops

[JumpinJez]

huh? wha?

[astro]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/3/1/6/untitled.jpg

[Sodapop]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/3/1/6/untitled.jpg
FUCK Y'ALL CUNTS HAHAHA I WIN

[nerdboy]

It's funny because it moved house in between.

:D


our belated birthday (xmas) tree is still up
it was then named our australia day tree
st valentines day tree
marriage tree
then easter tree
then anzac tree
then my birthday tree
and now belated birthday tree

[DestRuct0r]

Its now Valentines tree Mk.2

[RedMaN]

Hahahaha you lazy fuck :p

[DestRuct0r]

oh wait what..

[muppet]

oh wait what..

I like chicken

[DestRuct0r]

yes, yes of course you do.

[muppet]

yes, yes of course you do.
I like lo-resbians and Banana's popping out of their asses too.

[DestRuct0r]

I like lo-resbians and Banana's popping out of their asses too.

:uhh:

[muppet]

make me mod nao! you don't play fair

[DestRuct0r]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/1190117033624.jpg



Phwoar crikey!:love:

[muppet]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/2/4/9/8/1190117033624.jpg



Phwoar crikey!:love:
That's totally like awesome.



too much effort for lazy thread... going nao

[DestRuct0r]

oh muppet you crazy kid Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[astro]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/3/1/6/fakerror.gif

[muppet]

i click scan n it dun werk :(

[DestRuct0r]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/3/1/6/fakerror.gif

OH NOES!!!

[Colonel Kurtz]

I'm so lazy i didn't wipe.

I'm so lazy I didn't shit.

In fact I didn't even lift the seat, just sat there with the fan going

[ms edeity]

Its now Valentines tree Mk.2
fuck it - i say this is now legitimate as it's own tradition.
we have the same all seasons/events tree...it even doubled as a clothes airer at one point...but i was too lazy to hang the wet socks - throw them at the tree from the couch - they will stick and dry.

[MasterFarter]

Only about me indirectly.............Mrs Farter looks over from the lounge and says 'darling, can you go to the toilet for me, I don't want to'.

[and3w]

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[DestRuct0r]

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[and3w]

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[Mr. Bungle]

hmm

[astro]

shutdown -h now

[DestRuct0r]

arp -a

[cranky]

load "*",8,1

[and3w]

and3w

[DestRuct0r]

10 Print" "
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[Spades]

2lazy2care

[~vjay~]

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[Hired Goon]

I am eating a croissant and being lazy, which is fitting because french people are also lazy.

[cranky]

i'm too lazy to make a nasty retort at the expense of the french.

[Hired Goon]

the french are so lazy they don't have the internet. the guy in charge of internet works a 20 hour week and gets 16 weeks paid vacation a year, which he spends eating croissants and denouncing everything not french. and laughing in french, always with the laughing in french.

[GeeWhiz]

the french are so lazy they don't have the internet. the guy in charge of internet works a 20 hour week and gets 16 weeks paid vacation a year, which he spends eating croissants and denouncing everything not french. and laughing in french, always with the laughing in french.

thats fucking awesome.

[cranky]

i'm going to eat some cheese on the couch

[Hired Goon]

voulez vous fromage

[GeeWhiz]

cheese is too hard to make. I will just sit on the couch

[DestRuct0r]

couch

[hymartin]

I can sleep a whole day without eating anything...

[and3w]

cbf with couch, I'll use this bit of floor

[Elf]

meh

[Spades]

hmmm

[DestRuct0r]

hem

[astro]

*cough*

[Hired Goon]

aimlessly trawling internets and eating toast.

[DestRuct0r]

mmm toes...I mean toast.

[astro]

pumpkins

[Hit And Rum]

pumpkin bombs

[DestRuct0r]

bumpkin poms

[pliskin]

bumpkin poms

northern monkeys.....

[backscratcher]

Wuh......:shrug:

[astro]

northern monkeys.....
southern fairies.....

[DestRuct0r]

Wuh......:shrug:

shhh...Gorillas in the mist

[backscratcher]

shhh...Gorillas in the mist
Munki Magik

[pliskin]

pigsy

[astro]

I thought this was the lazy thread, not the word association thread...

[pliskin]

I thought this was the lazy thread, not the word association thread...

sif i could be bothered to find and post in that thread.

/me shits in astro's hat

[backscratcher]

Hubby just cooked dinner and I didn't lift a finger.....mmmm lazy

[astro]

sif i could be bothered to find and post in that thread.

/me shits in astro's hat
My hat? Which one?

[backscratcher]

My hat? Which one?

I think it was the black one

[astro]

Nooo! Not my blues brothers hat!

[backscratcher]

Nooo! Not my blues brothers hat!

Yep that was the one. I wouldn't go putting it on your head right now

[astro]

That's it. Pliskin's on my list.

[pliskin]

That's it. Pliskin's on my list.
am i on list a )
pliskin :bj: astro
or
am i on list b )
pliskin :balls: astro ???

[astro]

pliskin :lesbians: astro

[DestRuct0r]

sooo lazy today that I drove back up the driveway to the mailbox to collect the mail.

[ezer]

lazy? i eat out every lunch and dinner, i dont even have a kettle toaster or anything. when im desperate i use the common kettle and make 2 min noodles or easy mac.

point is i eat out every lunch and dinner for less than 100 a fortnight

[DestRuct0r]

Lunch? Dinner? I eat plastic bags when I can be bothered.

[cranky]

i'm so lazy that blergh

[ezer]

meh.

[and3w]

vvv

[Hired Goon]

I've been watching IPL all day, now drinking beer. I had to leave house to obtain beer. yes, it was traumatic. I feel dirty for being made to exert effort.

[willh1967]

Does beingin bed for 14 weeks with a busted hip count as laziness?
(If you want to know the story behind that ill start a thread with pics if requested)

Everything got brough to me
:w00t:

[muppet]

Does beingin bed for 14 weeks with a busted hip count as laziness?
(If you want to know the story behind that ill start a thread with pics if requested)

Everything got brough to me
:w00t:
naw that counts as the closing act of a previously stupid opening act

:yeehaw:

ride 'em cowboy :D *runs*

[willh1967]

naw that counts as the closing act of a previously stupid opening act

:yeehaw:

ride 'em cowboy :D *runs*

Somebody been telling tales lol, at least it got me on TV :oops:

[and3w]

Somebody been telling tales lol, at least it got me on TV :oops:

Are you the "idiot cousin" who got bucked off a pub bronco ride? :mdr:

[willh1967]

Are you the "idiot cousin" who got bucked off a pub bronco ride? :mdr:
No, I,m the big brother who had an unortunate event :oops:

[BucketCunt]

I dropped a bag of twisties on the ground, I didnt want to pick them up so I stepped on them, once they were all crumbled into the ground, I layed there and inhaled the dust

[carsinogenic]

i was going to post this really long and amusing story..... but I CBF'd.

meh...

[Ic3]

I.....

[DestRuct0r]

..

[Chodus]

I needed to pee but was laying on the couch.

I still did it. But on the couch.

[BucketCunt]

I needed to pee but was laying on the couch.

I still did it. But on the couch.

I do that all the time. But once I did it and didnt change my clothes for three days, My carer cracked it

[astro]

I have bedsores

[kiki]

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