I gotta vent, I just had a PSYCHO-EX moment

[Chrono]

I came home after a rough day at work to find my ex CARRYING MY GUITAR TO HER CAR

"Ohhh, I see", I thought. The back story is, I was her friendly acquaintance after the breakup, and let her use my old TI-83 calculator a few months back. Then sometime last week we got into an argument over something silly, but it erupted into something HUGE. Anyway, I didn't want to be friends anymore, so I stopped by to pick up some stuff, mainly my expensive riding gear (I store it at her place so my parents won't find it). When I went to her house, she was there with another dude (the same dude she cheated on me with when we broke up) and that made me even more furious. I decided that not only will I take my gear, but also my calculator back (immature, I know, whatever)

Apparently, my calculater broke a few weeks after I had given it to her, so I was actually taking her calculator that she bought herself. I didn't care. I just took it and left.

Today she IMed me at work. She needed to do her homework, and asked for her calculator back. We argued about who it belonged to for a bit, then I blocked her from my list. After work, I came home to find her with my guitar in hand. She basically took it hostage in exchange for the calculator. No guitar is worth a calculator, so I traded it back. When she went to her trunk to fetch my guitar, I looked in and saw that she had (poorly) concealed my LAPTOP and PS2. HOLY SHIT. She got in the car and nearly made off with my shit, but I got in her way like a human barricade. While telling me to move, I reached down and threatened to slash her tires with my Leatherman. No way she's escaping with my PS2 and laptop w/o a fight. She got out of her car, "HEY! That's MY Leatherman!" To be more accurate, she gave it to ME for Valentine's... Anyway, now she wanted the Leatherman in exchange for my PS2 and laptop *sigh*. I had to give it to her. Then she started walking away, like she wasn't gonna give me my shit. She walked all the way down my street (wtf?) Perfect. I used the opportunity to quickly put my car in the garage so that she wouldn't hold that hostage either. She tried to use that time to run back to the car and make her getaway with my shit. No go, thanks to my amazing human barricade trick. I reached down from the front of the car and undid her valve stem cap, and used my finger to let the air out "Give me my stuff back you crazy bitch!" She was getting furious now, I was winning. I also called my brother inside the house with my cell phone, told him to shut the garage door and assist me.

Anyway, while she got out of her car to put her valve stem caps on, I quickly popped her hood and pulled the negative terminal off her battery. I was busy looking through her fuse box for something vital when she pushed me out of the way. By this time my brother was outside, I yelled "Grab the PS2 and my laptop, they're in her trunk!" Visciously outnumbered, she was getting desperate. She redid her battery terminal quickly while I went to the driver seat to pop the trunk. While my brother grabbed my shit from the trunk, I grab bed my precious precious Leatherman and the calculator from the passenger seat. "What did you take!?" she wailed. I slipped the Leatherman in my back pocket and gave the calculator back. She peeled out, thinking she had won the calculator and Leatherman. I coudln't care less about the calculator; I had my PS2, my laptop, and my Leatherman back.
VICTORY!!

[sperm]

Originally posted by Chrono
The back story is, I was her friendly acquaintance after the breakup
errm, I hope the friendship is off now, personally I would forget your losses and get the crazy bitch out of your life before things get any worse !!
Today she IMed me at work. She needed to do her homework, and asked for her calculator back. We argued about who it belonged to for a bit, then I blocked her from my list.
That block should stay permanent ! :eek:
I looked in and saw that she had (poorly) concealed my LAPTOP and PS2. HOLY SHIT.
Thats where this 'hostage' game took a step beyond. Thats no longer withholding goods - its stealing !
Anyway, while she got out of her car to put her valve stem caps on, I quickly popped her hood and pulled the negative terminal off her battery. I was busy looking through her fuse box for something vital when she pushed me out of the way.
I know bugger all about cars, but isnt one of the easiest way to disable one is to lift the distributor cap and pocket the distributor arm beneath ?

Good luck to the guy shes with now that she cheated on you for.
Sounds like he's going to get his payback hell soon enuff from this wildcat ... :(

[utopian]

she's a greedy vindictive bitch. never keep your stuff at your girlfriends place. ever.

[edeity]

My best psycho ex moment was my entire CD collection mashed by a meat mallet in the kitchen sink (hence why I ONLY value mp3's and will never again buy a CD), and "fuck you" in red lipstick on my bathroom mirror.

Ahhhh. Love.

[ersatz]

let her use my old TI-83 calculator

Dude, never EVER lend a chick your calculator. It'll only end in tears.

[Asmodeus]

if i'm reading this right, i think the question is: why would she be allowed in your house unsupervised? and if there was someone thre, why the hell were tehy letting her walk out with a laptop, ps2, and guitar?

[kré]

<savage cray> punch her in the cunt </savage cray>

<regular cray> woah! </regular cray>

[Misao]

Change the locks!!!

[huwbacca]

haha thats crazy

you better hope shes not saving up for a crossbow.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by cray
<savage cray> punch her in the cunt </savage cray>

<regular cray> woah! </regular cray>

hehehehe

[indivia]

Judging by that encounter I doubt you've seen the last of THAT nutty bitch. Get a restraining order!

[Kyle]

PSycho ex.....god....yeah i have one of those...sorry im ranting but i cant get to sleep....why you ask? Ok heres the short storyi broke up with my ex like a few days ago...she cant get over it.....the reason i broke up with her was BECAUSE she was crazy...but shes just gotten worse....iok no more BS, now i'm totally pissed at her and don't feel like acting like mr.nice guy....i was sick of all the shit that we'd gone through, so i broke up with her, also, not to sound like a horrible boyfriend...I was talking to another girl and i kind of started getting attracted to her....she's the only girl that that would happen with because she's so incredible, and she just helped me through everything that happened...like first we just talked about how psycho my ex was and we always talked in this one class....now when i look back on it, the only thing i regretted was hurting someone as bad as I did......its just...its better for both of us....so tonight...friday the thirtheenth, she comes over.....three in the morning...why? Oh yeah...the busy signal on my phone.....ok she walks in my backdoor and goes down into my room....im in my bed sleeping and she scares the hell out of me, then she proceeds to the "Breaking down" stage....I think it was one of the scariest moments in my life....all i saw was her shadow because my lights were off and it reminds me of one of those "If i cant have you noone will" scenes.....aghhh

(Edited from trying to sound nice)

[SamBo]

Originally posted by Kyle
PSycho ex.....god....yeah i have one of those...sorry im ranting but i cant get to sleep....why you ask? Ok heres the short storyi broke up with my ex like a few days ago...she cant get over it.....the reason i broke up with her was BECAUSE she was crazy...but shes just gotten worse....i mean i regretted it so much when i did it....she's my gf of a year and i loved her incredible.....its just...its better for both of us....so tonight...friday the thirtheenth, she comes over.....three in the morning...why? Oh yeah...the busy signal on my phone.....ok she walks in my backdoor and goes down into my room....im in my bed sleeping and she scares the hell out of me, then she proceeds to the "Breaking down" stage....I think it was one of the scariest moments in my life....all i saw was her shadow because my lights were off and it reminds me of one of those "If i cant have you noone will" scenes.....aghhh

thats pretty fucking creepy dude..... :eek:
next time she does it, stab her with a paddle-pop stick. That should relay the message to her that you dont want her.
Ok seriously, no stabbing. Call the cops if she comes round again, cause she will probably keep doing it, and it will get ugly.
I know one time i kinda broke up with my ex, she tried to smash the windows of my car one minute, then the next she was all sobby and telling to stay etc.... unpredictable...

[Bostonmess]

Just tell her that there are ten million or more lonely guys on the internet that are interested in her :D

[Mattryx]

That's nucking futs.

If I were you I'd be having the bearch charged with burglary and theft.

[mysterious-dr-x]

Originally posted by huwbacca
haha thats crazy

you better hope shes not saving up for a crossbow.

archery death!

ok, the death bit isnt good, but the archery is!

[KoinBahd]

It's times like these that I truly realise how lucky I am to be single. Sure I've had my share of psycho hose beasts, but all of these take the cake. VIVA LA INDEPENDENCE!

p.s. Glad you got all your stuff back Chrono... esp. the guitar!

[Kyle]

Originally posted by SamBo
thats pretty fucking creepy dude..... :eek:
next time she does it, stab her with a paddle-pop stick. That should relay the message to her that you dont want her.
Ok seriously, no stabbing. Call the cops if she comes round again, cause she will probably keep doing it, and it will get ugly.
I know one time i kinda broke up with my ex, she tried to smash the windows of my car one minute, then the next she was all sobby and telling to stay etc.... unpredictable...


Oh god, SamBo, you are my new brother, haha i swear thats exactly how she was...like she'd be all hostile and stuff, than shed be like "stay with me...please stay" I felt bad...but at the same time i was so pissed off it was unbelievable...i convinced her to get counciling......im really glad about that move

[Nandragon]

Good advice:

When the psycho says that they cant live without you....

Offer them razor blades.

or a rope

or a handfull of pills...

[utopian]

There's a "Frenzal Rhomb" song entitled "(If you can't live without me) Why aren't you dead?" I laugh every time I think of a situation where that sort of thing applies.

[Kyle]

Originally posted by utopian
There's a "Frenzal Rhomb" song entitled "(If you can't live without me) Why aren't you dead?" I laugh every time I think of a situation where that sort of thing applies.

Nice, i should download that.....good times...well not so good times, but i havent had contact with her for a few days, so its good now...hehe

[utopian]

If you can't find it, I'll have a look through my CD collection and put it on my ISP account for you to download.

[utopian]

http://members.optushome.com.au/utopienne/Frenzal%20Rhomb%20-%20Why%20aren%27t%20you%20dead.mp3

[Kyle]

Originally posted by utopian
http://members.optushome.com.au/utopienne/Frenzal%20Rhomb%20-%20Why%20aren%27t%20you%20dead.mp3

Hehe i got it...nice, i like it a lot....hm...thanks for the song and for introducing me to a new band...haha...yeah it was garbled when i downloaded it at first, no idea why

[utopian]

It shouldn't sound garbled. I'll download it and have a listen. No, doesn't sound garbled to me, just a little bit "raw" which is how the cd is.

I ripped it using the Lame codec. It's a VERY early song when their website was hosted on someone's personal ISP account. The date on the cover says 1997, but I suspect it was first made before then.

It's from the "Sorry about the Ruse" EP which has "Fuck the System" on it (which is essentially a cover of Depeche Mode's "Just can't get enough").

[Kyle]

Yeah my ex is insane....totally insane...this is continued...now I am with Elise (othersideoffear on zgeek....i got her to sign up :D ) and I've been with her for three months - very happily may I add - and this fucking PSYCHO (My ex) is telling people that I beat her when we were in a relationship...she has been telling people that we gave each other black eyes even though I HAVENT EVER LAID A FINGER ON HER NOR WOULD I EVER HAVE......i have scars to prove that she scratched the shit out of me in fights, but not once did i touch her in any way that would hurt her.....she also had a bad habit of scratching herself when we got in fights...she'd take her wrists and scratch them up....like i'd feel sorry for her or something......well she has also been blaming that on me even though more than one of my friends and even my mother had witnessed her doing that before......it's getting way out of hand....i just decided that was deserving of a psycho ex update.....

[utopian]

You need to belt the shit out of that bitch to teach her some respect.

Also, signing girlfriends up for ZGeek is a bad idea. They end up finding out what it is you do when you jump on.

Just promise the new one that she won't become the topic of this thread. ;)

[OtherSideofFear]

Hey every one this is kyles gf! yah it is kinda funny that you guys say that bc until now... i wouldnt know that when him and i were first talking and he first broke up with his crazy ass girlfriend... that he regreted it... lol
Oh and as for his psycho ex... yeah umm i saw her in a resturant and "accidentally" elbowed her. It was the usual "Do you wanna start shit" routine.... i just basically told her it was bull shit that she was telling people that he beat her... She of course denied she said it! Shes just going to sound like an ass when her friends ask her why i confronted her and she replies with "Shes claiming that I am saying kyle beat me, when i never said that" And then all of her friend are going to catch on that she is contridicting her self and the every fucking word she says is a lie!