Shocking news.

[That Bloke]

The minister for Recto-agriculture has just revealed that one Tony "Pirate" ********* is not a licensed Arsefarmer.

[muppet]

omg take his license away!

[That Bloke]

omg take his license away!
Well he doesn't have one, they'll have to seize his arsefarm.

[Lina]

nooo...not the arsefarm! He is ever so fond of it!!

[muppet]

maybe they could just leave him with an acre of arsefarm, just to prove he can do it and get his proper arsefarming license?

[~vjay~]

Now where will I go to get my freshly farmed arses?

[Hit And Rum]

Arsefarms fertilize themselves which is very convenient.

[Furball]

maybe they could just leave him with an acre of arsefarm, just to prove he can do it and get his proper arsefarming license?

Provisional arsefarmery? :ha:

[Lina]

Now where will I go to get my freshly farmed arses?

There's always the other arse produced around the lands of zgeek. However, it is to be noted that the produce from the Pirate arsefarm is far superior. Jamie Oliver says so.

[Hired Goon]

I've got stocks in arse farming. People were sceptical and said "how can an arse farm ever make a good return?". But do they stop to think that everybody on the planet has an arse? Suffice to say, there's enormous potential in the arse market.

Last year arse farms grew at a massive 42% CAGR, and there's no sign of it slowing down. So, be smart. Talk to your financial adviser about investing and guarantee your children's futures with Arse. Arse Farms: Prosperity in the buttocks™

[muppet]

I've got stocks in arse farming. People were sceptical and said "how can an arse farm ever make a good return?". But do they stop to think that everybody on the planet has an arse? Suffice to say, there's enormous potential in the arse market.

Last year arse farms grew at a massive 42% CAGR, and there's no sign of it slowing down. So, be smart. Talk to your financial adviser about investing and guarantee your children's futures with Arse. Arse Farms: Prosperity in the buttocks™
i'll take three!

[Elentari]

There's always the other arse produced around the lands of zgeek. However, it is to be noted that the produce from the Pirate arsefarm is far superior. Jamie Oliver says so.

Surely Jamie's approval is more than enough reason for Pirate to be pardoned and be given an arse farming license if the highest order!

[DestRuct0r]

I've seen Pirate's arsefarm. all locked away in battery pens.


He needs free range, STAT.

[Tintin]

I've referred this to Constable Kurtz of the Arse Squad.

[DestRuct0r]

He's all over it like a heat rash.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

See, if Pirate was living in Europe, he'd be getting an arsefarming subsidy from the EU.

[dwarfthrower]

Pirate is more of an arse market gardener.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Pirate is more of an arse market gardener.

That could be a problem, then.

[Pirate]

They'll never take the farm! Chambre Fermier de cul has been in the family for centuries, no vile merchant or government stooge will take it from us.

Lawyers have been contacted. I hope a mr Lionel Hand will be able to help.

[Hired Goon]

indeed, there be history on that farm. arse history. the history channel has a feature episode on the Colour of War about the time Pirate's great grandfather held steadfast against a vindictive withdrawing german infantry after the alliance with the germans disintegrated. The germans called it "arsekrieg", but thanks to a large number of jewish refugees that Pirate's great grandfather had employed to farm arse (for a bowl of pasta and two cigarettes a day), they managed to save the farm. their war cry was "you can take our lives, but you cannot take our arses!". and they were right, they couldn't.

[Pirate]

In the early days both hippies and straights inhabited areas of the farm. The expansive land could support both in relative harmony. The tundra and local glaciers provided enough arse to feed a community of several thousand.

But as is with most things, greed for more butt drove both to send their champions against us to seek the land deeds. We where lucky to catch the stench of the approaching hippies and erected a sturdy defense. The battle was short and fierce and many small children where flung by trebuchet.

We then had a BBQ and called sex lines on stolen mobile phones. I dunno what this has to do with the subject. But it was an awesome afternoon on best little arse farm in texas.

[Hit And Rum]

Arse not what your country can do for you. Arse what you can farm on your country!

[Pirate]

This thread needs more cow bell.

[That Bloke]

This thread needs more cow bell.

This thread needs more cow bell. (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64695)

[Elentari]

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http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/7/7/9/3/CowbellHero.jpg

[Nuisance Value]

Does this mean Pirate will no longer be given squillions in government santorum drought assistance?