1001 things I fucking hate

[Sodapop]

1) Friends telling me that I drink too much while they pack bong #12 for that evening

EDIT: IT seems 100 was not enough hate.

[dwarfthrower]

2) Kittens

[Scumbag]

3) cunts

and not of the genital variety.

[astro]

4) Aggressive drivers who tailgate the shit out of me, beep at me, flash their headlights at me and wave their arms furiously when I'm:
a. Already going 5kph over the legal speed limit
b. In the centre lane with an empty overtaking lane to the right

[gunsella]

5) really really squeaky bike breaks.

[meg]

6. Paper cuts

[JumpinJez]

7) team meetings

[Lina]

8) Small talk

[Aardvark]

9) Answers 10-100

[skylar]

10) disharmony

[Dundasbro]

11) People who don't knock on closed doors.

[pinchy]

12) [you]

[Ic3]

13) Stupid arse clients who don't listen and think they know more than the SME in front of them..

[That Bloke]

12) [you]

14)People who still find the [you] tag amusing.

[picklesam]

15) first date jitters

[pinchy]

14)People who still find the [you] tag amusing.

16) That Bloke ....... :p

[STallingU]

17. Dodgey TV reception.

[Hairyman]

18. Whingers

[pleed]

19. manky vaginas

[Boobmeister]

20. That there isn't a thread called "100 Things I Hate Fucking"

[Lina]

21. Plastic cutlery

[astro]

22. Fraudulent Torrent Uploaders. So you spend a couple of days downloading something you really want, only to find it's a wallpapering video or something.

[Colonel Kurtz]

23. Wastefulness

[~vjay~]

24. The flu

[bronco]

25. Not knowing what happens when we get to 100?!?

[CapnCallipygian]

26. knowing what happens when we get to 100.

Its gonna suck, I don't thinik we'll be able to find enough donkeys in time.

[Guest.]

27) Indian call centres

[Ic3]

28) Not able to control my money :(

[Sodapop]

29) Combichrist not bringing a backup fucking laptop so i had to stand there high as fuck wanting to dance while they got their shit together after the primary lapy crashed. Grrr!!!

[Colonel Kurtz]

30) Rude Taxi Drivers

[astro]

31) Telemarketers

[kiki]

people that tap

[Girl.]

(33) People who walk together really, really slowly and block the footpath so you can't get past.

[SOC]

(33) People who walk together really, really slowly and block the footpath so you can't get past.

AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! Oxford Street here in London!!!!! :mad:

[Girl.]

AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! Oxford Street here in London!!!!! :mad:

I hear you - but Oxford St has pretty good shopping so I love it anyway.

[SOC]

I hear you - but Oxford St has pretty good shopping so I love it anyway.

It does, but it's such a difficult fucking street to walk along that all the pleasure gets sucked out of it:nod:

[Colonel Kurtz]

34) People who hijack threads or go off topic :uhh: :nonono: :eek: :grr: [/blue men]

[meg]

35. Runny poos

[SOC]

34) People who hijack threads or go off topic :D

36) People who complain about insignificant shit on the internets :D:D

[kiki]

37. people that say then instead of than

[SOC]

38. Misplace'd fuck'en apostrophe's!!! :mad:
39. People mixing up where, we're and were!!! :mad: :mad:
40. Ditto there, their and they're!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

*me glares at Pirate in particular*

[pleed]

41. Indians

[Sodapop]

42) Fridays that seem to take a fucking week to end.
43) People that don't make a Douglas Adams reference when they obviously could. I mean is the point above really the meaning of life?

[Colonel Kurtz]

44. Bogans

[astro]

45. The moon. Look at it up there. Just floating about in space, doing fuck all. Get a job, you delinquent celestial body!

[Ic3]

46. Time. It moves too slowly!

[JumpinJez]

47) Work

[Colonel Kurtz]

48) MSN smilies

[astro]

49) Ringtone advertisements on TV

[metalhed00]

50) Stuff.

[Sodapop]

51) "I have a boyfriend."

[Ic3]

52) Lists

[~vjay~]

53) Stupid call me call me now late night advertising on TV, especially the one where the woman rolls around on the bed like she's having sex with the air.

[JumpinJez]

maybe its the invisible man getting it on with her

[astro]

54) Playing a game for five hours, the game crashing, and then realising that it doesn't autosave.

[Colonel Kurtz]

55) games without the ability to save

[muppet]

56) people who can't count

[SOC]

58) People who can count, but choose not to

[hazza]

57) people who say pin number

[Elf]

(59) prawns from Tesco

[Elf]

(60) long distance relationships

[Elf]

(61) constipation

[gunsella]

62. people who constantly make you wait for them.

[kiki]

63. people who say ATM machine

[Elf]

(64) menstruation

[Hired Goon]

65) The fucking gaylords who "review" games on amazon before they are released with comments like "omg i heard this is gonna be so awesome" or "i saw a screen shot of the demo and it's gonna be the best game ever".

damn those gaylords. damn them :spingo:

[Elf]

(66) the word gaylord

[Hired Goon]

(66) the word gaylord

don't blame me. if the gaylords didn't exist the word wouldn't either. then everyone would be happy.

[Sodapop]

67) Mondays.

[Sodapop]

68) People who make posts in lists just so they can post number 69

[Sodapop]

69) I don't hate this number. In fact I hate people who hate this number.

[pleed]

63. people who say ATM machine
If it was an ATM machine it would be automatic teller machine machine, but here at ANZ, we call them Night and Day banks

70) That fucking Ad.

[Ic3]

71) People who ask for favours and then don't say thank you!

[Elf]

(72) People who don't acknowledge you when you are kind enough to let them out in really bad traffic.

[Colonel Kurtz]

(73). Peak Hour(s) Traffic

[skylar]

74. Real estate agents - in many, many ways. More on this later.

[RedMaN]

75. Losing your phone.

[astro]

76) Hotel Mini-Bar Prices

[Sodapop]

77) Motherfuckers who are putting porn images into regular galleries so that they come up in the "random image" thing on the front page. I HATE YOU!!

[Dundasbro]

78) This fucker (http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1190457&postcount=74)

[Elf]

(79) When you turn the key in the ignition of your car and absolutely nothing happens

[wenches.inc]

(80) when

[wenches.inc]

(81) people

[wenches.inc]

(82) fuck up the list numbers by adding unecessary posts so this number in the post
(83) doesn't match the number OF posts!
(84) fixed! :raspberry

[Xythan]

85) This number, what it represents and the fact none of you slimeballs have nominated MICROSOFT yet...1985 was the first year of Windows. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft#1985.E2.80.931995:_OS.2F2_and_Windows)

[Sodapop]

86) That Monday morning feeling after a big weekend.

[Dundasbro]

87) Parramatta Eels

[pleed]

88) Collingwood FC and their supporters!

EDIT: and the person who gave me a c'wood avatar :angry:

[Sodapop]

89) Having ten million things to do and not the time

[skylar]

90) People who eat pad thai with chopsticks. Thai people do not eat pad thai with chopsticks; they use a spoon.

[Elf]

(91) Oversleeping when you have an appointment to get to.

P.S. How the hell do you eat noodles with a spoon?

[Ic3]

92) Being at work until 8pm!

[Colonel Kurtz]

93 ) The new gadget / toy /car / anything not living up to your expectations

[pleed]

94) Buying a 1gb SD card for $50 only to find that 2gb ones are $40 I week l8r.

[Jodiechrist]

95) Cars that run you over when you're on your bike.

[Lina]

96) Tyre kickers

[muppet]

97) People who start hurling abuse before getting all the facts and then realise that you'd actually been trying to help them all along and then don't bother to say thanks.

(do we start counting backwards when we get to 100 or does the thread get closed?)

[skylar]

98) waking up late for work because I set the alarm without checking whether it was AM or PM and getting in nearly an hour late.

Pad thai is cut up, so you eat with a spoon and fork or one or the other. Noodles in soup are not cut up and that's when you use chopsticks. Japanese noodle soup uses both chopsticks and a long spoon. A lot of Thai food is cut into bite size pieces because Thai people don't use knives when eating their food. Same with Viets. :)

[Colonel Kurtz]

99) this list shortly ending

[Colonel Kurtz]

100) This list ending :(

[Xythan]

101) People who can count but ignore the warnings...oh...DO'H!

[Ic3]

102) Smart arses who like to go more than the list is meant to!

[Colonel Kurtz]

99) people who don't know how to keep a thread alive through creative accounting by counting backwards.

[Colonel Kurtz]

98) That someone hasn't changed the thread to 1000 or even 10000 things I hate

[Sodapop]

105) What the Black Eyed Peas have become. They used to rip shit up!

[Colonel Kurtz]

97) peole who abuse their mod powers *looks at sodapop*

[astro]

428) People who don't know what number we're up to

[Ic3]

69) People with dirty minds!

[astro]

42) People who think Hitchhiker's Guide has only been about since the movie. Philistines.

[Colonel Kurtz]

666 ) Religious nutters

[Ic3]

13) Unlucky bastards

[Colonel Kurtz]

3.14..... ) Pie?

[astro]

94) Docking bays

[JumpinJez]

114) Out of order lists

[Colonel Kurtz]

114) repeated numbers

[Guest.]

235) The fact that when I wear womens underwear my left testicle always pops out.

[astro]

236) For me it's the right

[Colonel Kurtz]

237) people stretching my underwear with their balls

[Elf]

101) People stretching my underwear without my knowledge

[muppet]

-42) negativity

[Kez]

121) - Cunts who don't keep the numbers going in the right order

[Ic3]

122) People who get pissed off about lists

[Sodapop]

123) Pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[JumpinJez]

124) bogans and their spawn.

[Ic3]

125) Topic changes without notice

[Sodapop]

126) Peeing at 4am in winter.

[astro]

127) Muppet call center monkeys who, no matter how many times they're told not to, add calls to my queue without informing me. 3 weeks later when my boss calls me and asks me what's happening with it, I sound like a moron by explaining that I've never heard it before.

[astro]

128) Muppet call center monkeys who, no matter how many times they're told not to, blind transfer customer calls out to my mobile (so when I answer the call it's the customer straight away). This is annoying on two levels -

Firstly, I answer the phone in a casual fashion, assuming it's a member of my staff. This doesn't go over too well when it's the CEO of a large corporation who's just poured $3 million into the company.

Secondly, the customer usually has a very simple question which could be answered by the call center morons, but they're too lazy (or stupid) to actually do any work.

[astro]

129) People who have really loud key tones on their phones, and sit at the next fucking cubicle sending text messages all fucking day long.

[Ic3]

130) People who triple post :P

[kiki]

131) people that pretend to be your friend until there comes a time that its strategic for them to stab you in the back...there is no punishment good enough for betrayal...

[muppet]

132) People who use the word "muppet" in a derogatory sense.

I take offense to that! I never drop calls thru without introductions!

[skylar]

69) standing in the rain waiting for a bus that is 5 minutes late.

[~vjay~]

134) Idiot ex's

[Elf]

1002) Ex's new girlfriends

[wenches.inc]

pick a number, any number) when you offer to help people and they fuck you over!

[~vjay~]

137) Cleaning the house....it stays clean until the kids are home for any period of time then it all explodes into a mess grrrrr.

[wenches.inc]

pick a number, any number, then add 2) when you forget that helping friends normally means you get fucked over, and you help someone else out and get fucked over again!!!!!

[Elf]

1337) P30p1e that 1ik3 using numb3rs inst3ad of 13tt3rs wh3n p0sting on the t3h int3rw3b

[Xythan]

140) [you]

[Xythan]

141) This thread

[Xythan]

142) Assignments

[Elf]

1003) Trying to tile behind a shower

[Colonel Kurtz]

93,473,629,565,653,820,018,267,382,643,547,583) Meaningless numbers

[JumpinJez]

1003) Trying to tile behind a shower

Turning the shower off first helps

[Colonel Kurtz]

###) Siemens PCS7 _ it must fucking die along with all the engineers that wrote it, and the sales arseholes that push it

[pleed]

147) Being raped.

[~vjay~]

148) My phone battery.

[Ic3]

149) Programs that won't uninstall properly!

[Xythan]

150) Programs that uninstall even more successfully than you want them too...Quest for Glory 5 uninstalled the whole Sierra directory, killing EVERYTHING.

[Xythan]

151) Owning every Sierra game imaginable and losing them all due to the aforementioned "bug". Also, losing all my saved characters, including the one that had survived all the Quest for Glory games who had been started in the recalled "Heroes Quest" edition. Fuck you Milton Bradley.

[Enares]

150. becoming the new sunol without know why?

[Colonel Kurtz]

151). having your favourite game franchise ported to other platfomrs for the new version but not where it started on the PC. I'm looking at you COD3!

[Kez]

154) Japanese tourists on our fucking ski slopes. They block me getting speed, they block me getting jumps, and then they fucking block me on a trail forcing me face first off the Crackenback Supertrail onto the mountain, down 200 meters on my face and chest, thus bruising one of my ribs.

[Hooty Mcboob]

155) When you realise that one of your good friends is a selfish whore.

[Elf]

1004) My favourite vibrator giving up the ghost

[~vjay~]

157) Cats who try and bring dead mice inside.

[Colonel Kurtz]

158) mysterious maladies that have me so tired, but won't let me sleep.

[gunsella]

159 - generalisations

[~vjay~]

160) Going to funerals

[Elf]

2005) fuckwits who cut you up and thereby scare the shit out of your kids when you have to slam on :spingo:

[Colonel Kurtz]

2005) fuckwits who cut you up and thereby scare the shit out of your kids when you have to slam on :spingo:
2005a) Posts that need translating...

[Sutter]

I thin she was cut off while driving and scared the kids when she slammed on the brakes.
Either that or she's into some really weird sex that I don't want to know about

[Kez]

164) The cunt who didn't put "163)" in front of his post.

[Kez]

165) Women who base big decisions out of the little insecurities that they hide deep deep deep in their souls.

[~vjay~]

166) People who drive at 70-80 in a 110km zone... I had the misfortune of being in the car with this person once and I was embarrassed. It was a beautiful warm day too.

[Elf]

2005b) People that need really simple posts translating :D

[Colonel Kurtz]

2005c) People who have terrible grammar. :raspberry

[Xythan]

169) People who can't use a fucking simple number system correctly. :p

[Colonel Kurtz]

169.98237) People who really care about the numbering system

[Elf]

2005d) Grammar Nazi's :fu:

[muppet]

170) yeah.. but nah..but yeah.. but nah..

[Colonel Kurtz]

2005e) Smart arse bubble butts :nonono: :D

[Kez]

174) Clients who absolutely ream me, and leave me with my mouth gaping due to people not giving me the correct information. It fucks up my credibility hard core and I fucking hate it.

[Elf]

2005e) Smart arse bubble butts :nonono: :D

20005f) Being called a bubble butt :(

[sagit]

181) Social Networking websites

[Elf]

-177) Paris

[Mithras]

175) Lazy fucks who refuse to clean up after themselves and live in their own filth.

[Mithras]

*178)

[Kez]

180) Having no crumpet toast left at work.

[sneagelman]

Ridiculously long threads that go nowhere but give people better posting stats

[Colonel Kurtz]

Ridiculously long threads that go nowhere but give people better posting stats

STFU noob

[JumpinJez]

182) people who don't put the number in

[Elf]

43.567) People that come into threads and bag them

[Colonel Kurtz]

183) good threads that go quiet

[~vjay~]

184) Kids who don't listen

[Elf]

eleventy) inexplicable stains on the carpet

[Kez]

188) Shit clients.

[skylar]

189) people who piss and leave random pubes on toilet seats. There's a reason why communal toilets have el cheapo, rasp your ass bog roll - put it on the seat and sit on it instead of hovering over the bowl and spraying the cubicle with your piss, dammit.

[Mithras]

190)Nodbugger

[Mr Bigglesworth]

191) People who harp on about Nodbugger.

[Kez]

192) Mithras saying that N word.

[sagit]

193sp1) Lack of sleep

[Colonel Kurtz]

194.build5189) People not turning up when they say they will

[Kez]

195) Lack of water in the water thingy at work. Especially when I am gyming tonight :mad:

[Elf]

196) Falling asleep on the sofa after eating and therefore losing the entire evening

[~vjay~]

197) Macros and templates.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

198) Kitty being a dildo.

[saaaack]

199) Failing to get to 1001

[Elf]

200) The rain

[Colonel Kurtz]

201) My routine being interrupted

[Spades]

202 - internet lists

[skylar]

203) racism - I've just been exposed to black militance and find it an outdated point of view that impedes the progress of society. Black-white 'tension' is so colonialist, last century and baby boomer driven, appears to be hype and speculation rather than based on actual experience. Ranks right up there with piss on toilet seats.

[jmoore]

204 - lab reports

[Colonel Kurtz]

205) Death

[minorproblem]

206) Crotch Rot

[Mithras]

207) The newer version of Just Right! What if I don't like all those bits of fucken fruit in my cereal, do you know how much of a pain in the arse it is to pick every bit of fruit out? Doesn't make a good start to the morning 'cause it's the only cereal i like!

[McZ]

208)Cactus, I understand the ones with big thorns but why the ones with little tiny needles you can't seen.
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/6/5/9/20070804140637.jpg

[Elf]

209) they are female obviously - we live to ensnare you and hurt you quietly ;)

[Colonel Kurtz]

210) Clover in my garden

[Sodapop]

211) php.ini files that refuse to be most premium. DAMNIT.

[Colonel Kurtz]

212) Pirate and his site dictionary

[Elf]

213) Being in love

[Colonel Kurtz]

214) Missing someone

[imp]

215) People who stop when they get off an escalator thus causing panic and mayhem behind them.

[JumpinJez]

215) People who stop when they get off an escalator thus causing panic and mayhem behind them.

God that shits me!

[McZ]

215) People who stop when they get off an escalator thus causing panic and mayhem behind them.

I just keep on going and when they get indignant, I give them a ration of shit.
Idiots

[tomsyman]

218) People who queue for ages for a bus, then when it comes, get on and THEN look for their ticket at the bottom of their bag or who pull out a $50 and expect change.

[imp]

216) People who stand at the lights hammering the button. Hitting it 500 times isn't going to make the lights change quicker you fucking cunt scrape!

[imp]

217) Other people's kids getting in my way. Move it or lose it kid!

[McZ]

218) Rotten screaming kids and their parents are ignoring them.

[Colonel Kurtz]

219) Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

[skylar]

215) People who stop when they get off an escalator thus causing panic and mayhem behind them.
220) I have a variation of this. People who block entryways while talking or waiting in a group, for example the entrance to a mall or an escalator or across a footpath... other people need to use the same entrance, so I wonder why they don't move into a corner or to the side.

[Pirate]

221) Turkey. If it's so good why do we only eat it once a year. Fucking communists.

[Boobmeister]

221) Turkey. If it's so good why do we only eat it once a year. Fucking communists.

222) Fuckwits like Pirate who only eat Turkey when they are told to. I have it at least once a month. Fucking beautiful!

[Boobmeister]

226) Posters who fuck up the numbering system!

[Colonel Kurtz]

78225) Yeah!

[Elf]

90210) Give it to me baby

[skylar]

229) people who feel the need to tell others that they are 'unique' and 'individual'.

[Colonel Kurtz]

230) You're spechl

[Elf]

231.7) Work

[Myspace]

232) School kids on my bus.

[skylar]

233) nekkid mannequins... they look so vulnerable and I don't like averting my eyes to avoid their nekkidness. Actually, seeing shop assistant dress a mannequin is pretty funny too.

[4X4]

234) Snobs. Always will hate them, cause whenever I am too nice, or even nice, they come out like wet dick squashed by a spanish porn star's bum. Plus they are ALWAYS bitchy, so you can't live around them without bieng paranoid :p

[Ic3]

235) People in my show not trying to sell tickets

[gunsella]

236. going back to work after holidays

[Chodus]

237) Losing my fucking wallet

[hymartin]

238) those who have body odor are unfortunate
239)losing my forken bank card...happened a month ago once again

[~vjay~]

240) People who have no sense of responsibility.

[Pagey]

239) Having to go to uni tomorrow after a long weekend...

[4X4]

240: Dry wanks. all the hard work for nothing !!

[Meanstreets]

1001. 1001 threads.

[Sodapop]

241) This hangover.

[Ic3]

242)-244) Having to put the numbering back into the right place

[Ic3]

245) Waking up 30-60 mins before I'm meant to get up for work, busting for the loo!

[Ic3]

246) Ulcers

[mjolnir]

246) Ulcers

seconded

[4X4]

245) Waking up 30-60 mins before I'm meant to get up for work, busting for the loo!

Hate that too ;)

247: Automated Customer service hotlines

"For Hardware difficulties, press 1, for Software Difficulties, press 2, for-" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET A HUMAN BIENG ON THE PHONE FOR A CHANGE!!

[King_Rat]

248. A new iPod model every 2 weeks.

[King_Rat]

249. Kyle Sandilands.