post your mediocre achievements here!!

[jmello]

post some acheivement that doesn't matter, but you're proud of it regardless..

i drank a gallon of water in 3 minutes when i was 12
i succeeded in repairing my old game boy with duct tape after i had it run over by my unsuspecting mommy :D
i saved my aol cd's for 3 years, then set all 211 of them on fire (mhmm.. green flames..)

[utopian]

i got the radio at work (with no antenna) to get a decent reception by burning the fur off both ends of a pipecleaner (bendy wire with fur), wrapping one end around the prongs of a fork and then coiling the other end so it would fit in the RF plug (like old tvs) where the antenna should be.

works like a charm, no static anymore :)

[iaidoka]

that water bit reminds me..

last year i was bored during work (perhaps im just repeating myself there, ... i should just say "At work", shouldnt i..),

so i wondered if i could skull 2 litres of bottled water without taking a breath...

i did it.. then proceeded to double up, groan, feel like i was going to die for the first 3 minutes, then feel like i was going to throw up for an additional 8 minutes (i didnt).. and once that was all over, feel generally not well for quite a while =).

but hey.. i was nolonger bored eh ?

[geggle]

I just made a synthetic rope cutter from an old toaster, a coat hanger, a piece of old broomstick and an old car battery.

[ToaDady]

i can mow and trim my yard to look better than the neibor with the $100k house across the street.

i made a tool out of a paperclip that i use to clean the vent out on my mixing paints.

i can ignore my wife's nagging for hours and hours on end

i can play stupid very well

[AVataRR]

I made this website and filled it chock full of goodies. :D

http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~lagunad/

More goodies to come! :D

[thingy]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

[Deimos]

I have a certificate that I found among my old school stuff that says "I ran 800 metres in 2 1/4 minutes." Now I think this was from, like, year 2 or 3 or something so I was only about 7 or 8 and I'm pretty sure it would take me at least 3 minutes today to run 800m. It's a mystery to me (as I don't even remember getting the certificate, or ever even being able to run 800m without someone administering oxygen every 200m) but if it's true, that's a fairly decent mediocre acheivement.

[Lina]

I sucked my thumb until I was ten. One day I decided enough was enough and taped my thumb to my fingers every night to stop sleep induced sucking. Worked a charm ;)

[utopian]

Originally posted by geggle
I just made a synthetic rope cutter from an old toaster, a coat hanger, a piece of old broomstick and an old car battery.
instructions/photos please.

[KeesMum]

I'm married to a dumb shit,and I haven't killed him.

I am raising my demon child alone..and he is mean !
Nah,lots of chicks do it.

I dunno.

No acheivements,mediocre or otherwise..:o

[jmello]

woohoo!

200th post!

[beer_cAN]

Deimos if you could run 800m in 2 1/4 minutes in year 2 or 3, you would have been a child prodigy running against teenagers :P

[pleed]

I once made a pair of thongs out of an old pair of shoes and had people ask where I got my cool thongs.
I also made fingerless gloves (not out of my mothers fuzzy purple mittens though).
I fix an old VCR by opening it, taking the circular things off and putting them back on and sticking a part that rattled down with sticky tape - it worked for about 3 years after that.

[BlueBoy]

I'm the fastest worker in Government. :eek:

[druid]

I managed to litter train a kitten in two days. The vet said so young kittens (6 weeks) shouldn't learn that fast. Having a hypno toad helps.

[jmello]

hmm..

where's keesmum been?
her last post was the one up there, in april..

[Scythe]

I have a really flexible tongue that i can fold like an accordian so it looks like i've got a second mouth.

That's about it really.

[Movius]

Once I drank a whole beer.

[sagit]

Originally posted by Movius
Once I drank a whole beer.

pfffftt! thats nothing! i've consumed 9 pints of guinness and 4 glasses of lemonade in one day, TWICE! (ie this event has occurred twice, not i have consumed 18 pints and 8 glasses).

oh, i also got a promotion.... :D

[Imprint]

I once stole 12 beers from Limp Bizkit's rider at the Sydney entertainment centre and kicked over their esky while their security chased me away.

I hope Fred got pissed off when he got off stage to find half of his personal beer ganked.

[King_Crud]

I got promoted and i don't work hard or know much about anything, and they already paid me too much

I've slept with about 50 chicks but i'm a very average looking guy, and i have standards about who i sleep with too

[King_Crud]

oh yeah, after 20 years i finally worked out what the chorus is to "Errol" by Australian Crawl

"oh Errol, i would do anything, just to be like him"

[Nandragon]

hmmmm....let's see

I can almost juggle my breasts:D LMAO

I can spin pasties like piper cub twin motors.

I made u smile

[the fisherman]

My first 2 posts were sent to death row and executed yet due to only the potential of my brilliance I am still here.

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by Nandragon
I can almost juggle my breasts:D LMAO


I've juggled three bowling balls before, I'd love to help you out :D

[Kyle]

A photo of mine was entered into a regional college contest and I won the top prize, which was a $1000 scholarship, the problem with that is that i'm not going to the college that it was presented to me for.....oh well....I still have the picture

[marshmallowmae]

i've donated 1 and a half gallons of blood/blood products :D

[flounder]

I did two "are you a geek" tests and scored mid-range in the first and in the 95.5 percentile in the second.
Thats me, striving for mediocracy:)






edit; but if I post in Utops thread I will be called a troll!

[Colonel Kurtz]

Utop is a troll.

I have done lots of impressive looking things at my new job, that aren't very impressive a all, but my employers are happy.

[frgn8r]

I was on the first episode of 'The Weakest Link' - add just to knock your amazement up a notch - I was the last one voted off, and when asked why the other contestants said they didn't want to face me in the final round...

I was champion on the 1999th episode of Wheel of Fortune - with baby John, if you don't mind...

I was one of the 300 from 32,000 that got to audition for Big Brother this year... I also auditioned for Trasure Island, but couldn't commit to the filming schedule...

I run in the top 5% of the Perth City to Surf...

I instructed my first boxing class at my gym this morning...

I was one of the three people to pass my Les Mills Body Combat instructors course... and I was the only 'newbie instructor' in the program!

My dog was one of the last three in call backs for a starring role in 42nd Street

I is done...

[Colonel Kurtz]

None of that is mediocre

[Pirate]

I stole my id tag from cebit
I beat up an old man with a walking frame
Zgeek... booya!

[IML337]

well I completed the Sydney City 2 Surf once... certainly wasn't in the top 5% though! :p


I completed the Tim Tam challenge once, too!

which consists of eating three Tim Tams in under 60 seconds

your mouth must be empty at the end of 60 seconds and you cannot drink during the 60 seconds you're eating.

Sounds easy, but rest assured it isn't! (I dare you to try!)

I can also snowboard

[utopian]

Originally posted by Pirate
I beat up an old man with a walking frame
You MUST retell this story.

[BlueBoy]

I won a pie eating contest in Year 7.
High point of my secondary schooling.

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by BlueBoy
I won a pie eating contest in Year 7.
High point of my secondary schooling.

Well, my 4yr old showed me how she can fit a whole mcdonalds hash brown in her mouth at once this morning:(

[King_Crud]

When i was about 8 (mid 80s) I won a lego buidling contest at Grace Bros in Penrith Plaza, after making a space base. I then got to go into the big NSW final at Grace Bros in sydney, and after trying the same space base idea (why change a winner), i came second and won some lego!

[jmello]

Originally posted by King_Crud
When i was about 8 (mid 80s) I won a lego buidling contest at Grace Bros in Penrith Plaza, after making a space base. I then got to go into the big NSW final at Grace Bros in sydney, and after trying the same space base idea (why change a winner), i came second and won some lego!

you need to be here: 1337 lego boredom skillz (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9082)

[oracle]

When Cheeseburgers went down to 80¢, my (twin) brother and I bought 6 each. Being brothers, and all, everything is a competition. Needless to say, eating the 6 Cheeseburgers inevitably turn in to a race... and I won!

Although, being the childish person he is, says that he won because he "ate the ice in his Coke" WTF is that shit?

[utopian]

I once cooked 2 minute noodles in 1:57.

[still life]

I once taught an indian how to code

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by King_Crud
When i was about 8 (mid 80s) I won a lego buidling contest at Grace Bros in Penrith Plaza, after making a space base. I then got to go into the big NSW final at Grace Bros in sydney, and after trying the same space base idea (why change a winner), i came second and won some lego!

I won at the Frankston store.
Came third in the big one (can't remember where it was though.
I did a Space base as well :p

[angel_b]

I recently obtained Australian citizenship, and all I had to do was live in this country most of my life.

[wolfpac181]

I can make my girlfriend cum......lots

[Princess]

i got the TV in the common room to work using a spoon as the aerial..... yay....... now we can watch Hi-5 before class everymorning!!! lol

[SamBo]

I took the garbage out today.
hooray for SamBo!

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by SamBo
I took the garbage out today.

Eating the garbage doesn't count.

In other news I had the ISP reduce our bill significantly by constantly annoying them

EDIT: I was the regimental Berrocca champion for 3 years running, that is I could keep a Berrocca tablet on my tongue longer than anyone else :D

[oracle]

I got out of bed this morning!

W00T!

*ahem*

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by Colonel Kurtz
EDIT: I was the regimental Berrocca champion for 3 years running, that is I could keep a Berrocca tablet on my tongue longer than anyone else :D

That sounds like a challenge! :p

[oracle]

I wanna see a challenge where the goal is to put a whole packet of this Listerine PocketPak things on your tongue! I dunno how the challenge would work, but it'd be damn funny.

"It's funny cos he's writhing in pain"

[utopian]

Originally posted by Princess
i got the TV in the common room to work using a spoon as the aerial..... yay....... now we can watch Hi-5 before class everymorning!!! lol
Forks work better, see first page. ;)

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by oracle
I wanna see a challenge where the goal is to put a whole packet of this Listerine PocketPak things on your tongue! I dunno how the challenge would work, but it'd be damn funny.

"It's funny cos he's writhing in pain"

I practice every day for that one, usually put 2-3 in at a time.

Maybe someone can start a dare thread?

*wanders off to start it*

Dares R Us (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10041)

[frgn8r]

Originally posted by wolfpac181
I can make my girlfriend cum......lots

So can I... she's quite a gal...

[KoinBahd]

I am the walrus.

[Wolfette13]

jmello, thank you.....I actually laughed out loud when I read your post and the sacrificing of all the AOHell Cd's. pretty sweet for sure.

[Wolfette13]

What is a "Tim Tam"?

[oracle]

I dress myself!

Gaaah http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~joshua.y/smiley/drool.gif

[oracle]

Originally posted by Wolfette13
What is a "Tim Tam"? Australian iconic biscuit that was purchased by big overseas multi-national company.

Tim-Tams (http://www.arnotts.com/Biscuits/OurBiscuitsP.asp?BID=79)

Post edited to avoid sounding anti-American (which I am not)

[Colonel Kurtz]

Buy Dick SMith's temPtin biscuits instead.

Their Aussie.

*RUNS FOR COVER FOR INEVITABLE DICK SMITH MUD SLINGING MATCH*

[oracle]

I don't buy them (my dad shops at Aldi) but the man is patriotic, and he has a point... We should buy Australian 0wn3d products.

Arnotts are stupid because for starters, the packaging looks nothing alike, and all there doing is giving his product more media exposure.

http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~joshua.y/forumpic/temptin.jpg

Edit: Had a missing word

[doogle]

I agree, the man deserves a hearty slap on the back for his patriotism, however, before he attempts to "buy back Australia"
He needs to use his brain a bit.

e.g. I saw him on telly during an interview when he declared he was going to manufacture his own label of vegemite and call it Aussiemite..

10 Minutes after it was televised, Kraft bought the rights to the name Aussiemite.

Not takin anything away from him but he's gonna have to be a bit more Krafty than that.

[Colonel Kurtz]

Originally posted by doogle
10 Minutes after it was televised, Kraft bought the rights to the name Aussiemite. Not takin anything away from him but he's gonna have to be a bit more Krafty than that.
Oh the pun, oh the humanity! :D

[doogle]

As far as mediocre acheivements go.

When I was nine I came third in a piano recital....

It was out of three people...


I fell off my chair half way through.

[oracle]

Ok, this thread is getting a bit off track... Mediocre achievements, Hmm?

Oh! When Tomb Raider first came out, my friend and I finished it in one sitting. As a result of the extended play, the plastic nob (hehe, nob) that tells the Playstation that the lid is closed, melted and warped out of shape.

I have also bitten my nails to the point of drawing blood on multiple occasions (although I'm not particularly proud of that... or am I.)

[Scythe]

Heaven forbid that I criticise the almightily patriotic Dick (sorry, i couldn't resist), but those biscuits taste like rotted rabbit brains. :eek:

[DJos]

I showed up for werk today. nuf said.

[oracle]

Along the same lines as the water drinking thing, one day I came to work and the water cooler was about 3 quaters full. I decided to do it in one day. I estimated I consumed about 12 litres of water that day, as well as making many subsequent visits to the bathroom.

I've had stitches in my head no less than 4 times!

and uhh... I wash myself with a rag on stick!



Scythe, we're not desputing he's a dick (it's his name FFS) just that he has a point. Anyhow... How do you know what rotten rabbit brains taste like?

[ShadowNemesis]

Originally posted by oracle
I don't buy them (my dad shops at Aldi) but the man is patriotic, and he has a point... We should buy Australian 0wn3d products.Edit: Had a missing word

Buying australian would be okay if the food wasn't so expensive. I shop at Aldi, because a lot of the stuff tastes okay, and it saves me a small fortune. Money that pays for things the kids need.

My achievement.......only spending $900 at Target today:D

[Fuzzy Dice]

With the help of my roomate, we beat knights of the old republic in three days. We went the path of the dark side. It was fun. Now we are midway through it again sticking to the light side of the force.

Anybody else played this game yet? heh I WANT A WOOKIE JEDI, DAMMIT.

"These aren't the MRORRROOWOR you're looking for " *wookie noises to follow*

[Nandragon]

My 12yr daughter has read Robin Hood, Moby Dick, Oliver Twist, and the latest Harry Potter on her summer break this year.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by oracle
Scythe, we're not desputing he's a dick (it's his name FFS) just that he has a point. Anyhow... How do you know what rotten rabbit brains taste like?



Let's just say i've had a less than thoroughly civilised upbringing.

:( :D

[KoinBahd]

Originally posted by oracle
and uhh... I wash myself with a rag on stick!

Scythe, we're not desputing he's a dick (it's his name FFS) just that he has a point. Anyhow... How do you know what rotten rabbit brains taste like? Dammit oracle, you beat me to it on all counts. I salute you.
As for more mediocre achievements... hmmm... I was the dux of my primary school, I broke my collar bone as a lil tacker by jumping off chairs and landing on my chest (thought I was superman I think), AND I've managed to carry a significant dose of the flu for just under two months now.
Did someone say BOO YA!?

[BlueBoy]

Of all my friends I'm the only one to still have all 12 points on my licence. :eek:

[oracle]

I bought a car for $4000, had it for nine days, and then wrote it off by ramming straight into a tree.

Beat THAT, anyone else!

http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~joshua.y/forumpic/smash.jpg

EDIT: I should also mention that my dad organised the insurance the day before the accident occured. Man, was I lucky or what!

[DJos]

Originally posted by oracle
I bought a car for $4000, had it for nine days, and then wrote it off by ramming straight into a tree.

Beat THAT, anyone else!


EDIT: I should also mention that my dad organised the insurance the day before the accident occured. Man, was I lucky or what!

which cereal packet did you get you're license from? *shakes head in amasement*

this is not a personal attack but i suggest you enrol in an advanced driver training course before you become a fatality. At least if you do you might actually learn to drive properly.

[sagit]

Originally posted by oracle
I bought a car for $4000, had it for [B]nine days, and then wrote it off by ramming straight into a tree.

Beat THAT, anyone else!
...



i believe sambo had his for less and did the same thing.

[Cassa]

I fell down the stairs at the original ZHouse and broke my tailbone. Somehow they still let me move in after that :D

That weekend I also went 46 hours with no sleep and lots of beer and vodka.

[oracle]

DJos: I got my license as soon as I could, so I've held my full license now for over 3 years. Most of my friends that drive in my car would say I'm a boring driver due to my over-cautiousness, and unwillingness to speed. This accident was due to what I call "a brief error in judgement."

--

I once stayed up for 4 days: Friday morning to Monday night. By the forth day I started seeing things due to sleep deprivation. COOL! http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~joshua.y/smiley/cool.gif

After more than 36 hours without sleep, you brain starts to slip into the first stage of deaming and light and shadow plays tricks on you. (eg. I was looking at an orange lamp through the reflection of a window, and it look to me like pumpkin-heads dressed up as witches, dancing around a fire)

It's not like a drug-induced hallucination, because you're fully aware they're fake.

[sagit]

Originally posted by Cassa
....That weekend I also went 46 hours with no sleep and lots of beer and vodka.

thats why they let you in no doubt..that and you being a chiX0r :D

[flounder]

3 consecutive mediocre weekends. (A true story)
Alternate title-The perils of alcohol, a smart mouth,abject stupidity and a motorbike.
The following events occurred many years ago when I was young, dumb & full of cum. (aged 19).:o

Weekend 1-Pissed as a Lizard in a night club, a bloke looked at me & said "What are you looking at?", I replied idiotically "paranoia on a barstool?".WHACK!-3 stitches above left eye & minor concussion.

Weekend 2-Drunk as 10 Canadians in same nightclub that was closing, I walked outside & the hitter from the last weekend thought he'd have some fun, KAPOW! 4 stitches above right eye.Same Doc, same Hospital.He asked me how much I'd had to drink, I foolishly told him."Well you don't need an anaesthetic then"..so I watched & winced as the stitches went in.

Weekend 3- Not quite as drunk in the same nightclub but still ticking over enough to feel immortal.I got out safely, walked home and saw my RD 250LC Yamaha doing nothing. Let's go for a ride at 3 in the morning......Duh!.
Waaaay too fast over a level crossing, airborne, front wheel crossed up-KERBLAM! over the handlebars & hit the ground like a sack of spuds. Broken collarbone, lacerations, grazes (I could see the bone of both kneecaps). Same hospital, same doctor etc.

"Stupid is as stupid does, I guess":o

P.S Any Melbourne ZGeekers beware!, my latest info is that the hitter now runs a security firm in your city.Specializing in Bouncers.
I wish you well.

[oracle]

Yay! This thread is slowly turning from "mediocre achievement" to "stupid achievements."

This should give everyone alot more ammo for posts.

[utopian]

5000 posts. :rolleyes:

[kré]

2000 posts. :rolleyes:

[oracle]

11111010 posts!




well.. in binary, anyway

[DJos]

183H posts :p

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by flounder
P.S Any Melbourne ZGeekers beware!, my latest info is that the hitter now runs a security firm in your city.Specializing in Bouncers.
I wish you well.

I think I know the guy...
Pretty sure he's the guy that kicked me out of the Mercat Cross one night.

[druckfugged]

I once pulled four party cones in one breath on a dare.Actually more like a competition...much hilarity was had by all when I coughed on the blow.

[Scythe]

As of 11:44pm EST, I have been up and continuously active for 16 hrs 45 mins.

And by active i don't mean sitting at the computer (which is my normal definition), I mean moving around, carrrying heavy shit, lugging books, walking long distances, etc. I am not exaggerating when i say that I have literally not sat down for more that five minutes since gettting up at seven this morning.

Right now i am completely buggered. (Metaphorically speaking, that is :D )

[pleed]

I once did 5 poos in a day.

[utopian]

That IS mediocre, you should try for greatness with 13.

[Sodapop]

I failed my P plate test the first time, because I WENT THROUGH A FUCKING ORANGE LIGHT. And the next day the 'P plates for three years' legislation came in. Meh.

[iaidoka]

yesterday i went the whole day without masturbating

[geggle]

Originally posted by iaidoka
yesterday i went the whole day without masturbating *applause* :D

[jmello]

Originally posted by iaidoka
yesterday i went the whole day without masturbating

:( poor guy..

[Al]

Originally posted by iaidoka
yesterday i went the whole day without masturbating

I shag too much to masturbate these days :p

[iaidoka]

i masturbate too much to shag these days :eek:

[Al]

Originally posted by iaidoka
i masturbate too much to shag these days :eek:

I didn't think that was possible...

[still life]

I think he meant masticate -_-

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by big al
I didn't think that was possible...

Well... if you saw my wife...

*ducks*

[Sodapop]

I went a whole week with only one beer.

Now I have the shakes muy grande!

[jmello]

i have a thread that's actually succesful!

w00t

[beowulf437]

I got my basement cleaned out.

[johny_roberts]

...went to the grocery store after three weeks

[kleph]

i invented an uber-wanker knot for my tie that only i can tie because it shatters the traditional tie conceptual boundaries and it emits strange phermones that make women take off their clothes impulsively. i learned it from a zen midget buddah who was down on his luck and i gave the time of day - lucky fuck. sadly, i have to plan my outings a day in advance now because i can only tie it with a maroon or chartreuse ascot that i have swallowed whilst it is in my lower intestine.

[Scythe]

I broke my first federal law yesterday. Yay me.

[geggle]

I got my phone to download stuff with Bluetooth... now I can take all those norti pictures :D

[jmello]

Originally posted by kleph
i invented *snip* i learned it *snip*

i noticed your error.. :ha:

i also used one of the new smilies.. :banana:

[Al]

Originally posted by iaidoka
Well... if you saw my wife...

*ducks*

Ouch!

:flame:

[Nandragon]

I wired my friends Widescreen TV, DVD, VCR and stereo up last night. 4 guys couldn't get it to work. I did it in 5 minutes.

We did the cabbage patch victory dance around the guys!:banana:


:banana:

[Nandragon]

I wired my friends Widescreen TV, DVD, VCR and stereo up last night. 4 guys couldn't get it to work. I did it in 5 minutes.

We did the cabbage patch victory dance around the guys!:banana:


:banana:

[King_Crud]

I learnt to snowboard on the weekend. I had so much fun i'm going again in two weeks.

[King_Crud]

I also got free snowbaord stuff. My g/f has a mate who works in a rental store and he said he'd get us rental stuff for no cost for the weekend. We went to the shop and got fitted out. He then told us to just walk out with the stuff. When we got out he said we could keep it! Then my board got stolen on Sunday. Stupid karma

[jmello]

i'm now officially enough of a non-n00b to make fun of utopian..
<------------------

i make the banana dance again, for it provides joy
:banana:

[iaidoka]

woke up at 3:30pm today

"hello world!; , its another glorious day to be unemployed!"
:eek:

[kleph]

Originally posted by iaidoka
woke up at 3:30pm today

"hello world!; , its another glorious day to be unemployed!"
:eek:

ROCK ON MY BRUTHA!

of course, waking up that late keeps you from the ultimate glory of unemployment - drinking before 10 a.m.

[johny_roberts]

..fixed the sprinkler line without cutting my fingers off and it actually worked....hey I had to use a hac hack saw....

[Beatrice]

I gave birth..much like millions of others do every day..*yawn*

One wouldn't normally expect anything coming out of a vagina to be cute,but he's pretty fucking gorgeous.

Best dump in a lifetime of very mediocre dumps. :banana:

[jmello]

did it come out with those clothes on?
:D

[startrekker]

I went to the tontitown grape festival and played bingo for 4 hours straight also won 53 dollars while spending only 5 woo hoo

[7sean2]

Originally posted by Nandragon
I wired my friends Widescreen TV, DVD, VCR and stereo up last night. 4 guys couldn't get it to work. I did it in 5 minutes.

We did the cabbage patch victory dance around the guys!:banana:


:banana:

I hope thats not a pop at men Nan!!!!!
actually i'm sure it is................lmao wench!!!

[Sodapop]

Once I stayed with a girl after she pashed this other guy after he gave her free drugs.

Pretty ordinary, really.

[Salted_Chipmunk]

Originally posted by jmello
i saved my aol cd's for 3 years, then set all 211 of them on fire (mhmm.. green flames..)

AOL had a competition on over the Goodwill Games up here, fill out a form that you got with a AOL signup cd and you could win a computer.

Me and three mates got around a 1000 cd's between us. My mate won the puter. Bastard!

I once swam across the Brisbane River for 10 bucks. only when i got to the other side i realised i had to swim BACK as the nearest bridge was about 6ks up stream..... I still havent gotten the 10 bucks.

At our local, i got a Newcie Broon Ale Glass and a Newcie Broon Ale Towel (which i never forget to bring mind you) for drinking 7 pints. Good thing i got the towel as it helped clean up the next day.

[Scythe]

Originally posted by Beatrice
I gave birth..much like millions of others do every day..*yawn*

One wouldn't normally expect anything coming out of a vagina to be cute,but he's pretty fucking gorgeous.

Best dump in a lifetime of very mediocre dumps. :banana:

I don't know... is this really a 'mediocre' achievement? It might be too 'ocre' to belong here.

Oh, and welcome to ZGeek. The banana greets you with joyous dancing.


:banana:

[King_Crud]

I've had to move from working nights to working days for the next four weeks. As a result i had to get up at 7am today. I am very proud i managed to.

Me so tired

[Beatrice]

Bwahaha.

Thanks for the welcome.Everything is so strange..and new here.

Dude,I'm nearly an old timer..been posting under different nicks since 2000.

Honestly,having a child is so common these days.12 year olds are doing it.

What would be more amazing is getting sex more than once a week while under the in-law's roof.Damn christians.

[startrekker]

I didnt go to sleep this afternoon


and this is my 100th post me happy:banana: :banana: :banana:

[King_Crud]

Originally posted by startrekker
and this is my 100th post me happy:banana: :banana: :banana:

Ha, I already have my 100 (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10456)

:fu:

:D

[AVataRR]

this little gaem:

http://www.sheepsheet.com/_sheepysheet/stg001/stg001.htm

:D

[Conny!]

Mediocre achievements.... hmmm

Swimming arcoss a fast moving murray river with the contents of 14 green cans under my belt. Then swimming back and didn't get a drop of water in my beer. I was so happy.. then i passed out

Not an advisable thing to do.

[startrekker]

I have an A in school.

[itchee]

I managed to get the lid off a cold jar of vegemite this morning after some tool put it in the fridge yesterday ...

yay for vegemite

yay for lids

yay for emoticons that have their own crack den -=>:weed:

[Up_All_Night]

this probably consistutes a major accomplishment, but i finished an assignment 35 hours b4 it was due!...

how awesomes that!
the reason why, so i can go out and get pissed thursday night!

[m0loch]

My proudest day was the day, following a fireworks accident that hospitalized me for a fortnight, that I was able to wipe my own arse.

[CMYK]

I ate a whole can of Heinz English Recipe baked beans.

[rexxxy]

When I was a kid and it was the latest game, I completed Super Mario Brothers without losing a life at Myer (Southland) toy dept. As I started to get to higher levels a small crowd formed (15 people). 2 older kids stood there making comments about 'how I would never be able to get past this bit' and 'no way does he know about this secret' - I also had to deal with the constant harrasment by the staff at Myer who were asking me to 'give someone else a turn'. I ran through the whole game, never once making a mistake.

It was a defining moment in my life.

[iaidoka]

Originally posted by rexxxy
When I was a kid and it was the latest game, I completed Super Mario Brothers without losing a life at Myer (Southland) toy dept.



whahahahah.. good old Myer Southland toy department.. i cant tell you how many afternoons I spent playing SNES games in there..

dunno if it counts.. but i got people to buy SNES games upon my recomendations at the same store.. I didnt work there, just offered my opinion.. did that a few times.


*Oh yeah*.. also failed my iaido grading last Saturday.. pretty proud of that mediocre acheivement.

[SOC]

I just noticed, 136 posts in, that the title of this thread is misspelled. I have corrected it. Now *that's* pretty mediocre.

[dozer]

i got a new job, its mediocre as it could be better but hey, its an improvement

[utopian]

I just got 60% on my programming assignment.