Vanilla Ice Is Touring

[Sodapop]

http://www.vanillaicedownunder.com/

My life is complete.

[Ic3]

Boo! He's not coming to Melbourne!

[ms edeity]

i see he's gonna light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle at all the best venues.

[Ic3]

Word to your momma!

I'm gonna be in Coffs on the 29th December..maybe i should go for comedy factor!

[Colonel Kurtz]

I wonder if he'll still rock the mike like a vandal

[Scythe]

Ice Ice Baby.

[Ic3]

Or if he'll keep the girlies on stand by!

[Canalien]

more importantly, is d-shay still gonna revolve it?

[Ic3]

Will we have to collaborate and listen though?

[t101]

Seriously, did he perform _any_ other song?!

[Elentari]

Who needs Vanilla Ice... Aftaimage and Prawnmatic did an awesome job of it on Singstar last Saturday night. :D

[Fitty]

I think he covered Smoke On The Water once.

[Ic3]

According to Wikiepedia he has released 9 albums!

[satori]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/3/3/7/90s_flowchart.png

[Hit And Rum]

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71789

[ms edeity]

i'd lay out cash to see a combined tour of vanilla ice, mc hammer and the new kids as back up dancers. maybe throw gary coleman in (just because he'd be easy to throw).

it'd be a hoot - for about 5 mins anyway.

[Sodapop]

From his management:

Yes - early set (pre midnight) at gong and the 1am coogee


Regards

Alistair Flower
Fuck that. Imagine spending new years at that dump.

[Sodapop]

i'd lay out cash to see a combined tour of vanilla ice, mc hammer and the new kids as back up dancers. maybe throw gary coleman in (just because he'd be easy to throw).

it'd be a hoot - for about 5 mins anyway.Quoting this.

Can we please have Milli Vanilli in there too?

[ms edeity]

Quoting this.

Can we please have Milli Vanilli in there too?
with tiffany and billy idol as their real voices :D

[Colonel Kurtz]

oh god, a 90s retro thread has been born

[Hit And Rum]

I want Guru Josh on keyboards -

"1990's time for the guru..........!!!!"

[Ic3]

Can we put Marky Mark on the gig as well?

[Colonel Kurtz]

Can we put Marky Mark on the gig as well?
Don't forget the Funky Bunch...

[Hit And Rum]

John Stamos on drums

[That Bloke]

Seriously, did he perform _any_ other song?!

Cruisin' in my 5.0

[Hit And Rum]

I prefer Eazy E's rapping like "Nutz On Ya Chin" and "I'd Rather F#ck You"

"I'd Rather F#ck You"

Aaaah, this is one of them songs
you can kick back and smoke a joint to
And get real f#cked up
I like to dedicate this one to all the lovely young ladies out there
Oh me? I'm Eazy E, alias a Hoe Taming Motherf#cker
And I want all you ladies to know something

I'd rather f#ck with you all goddamn night,
cause your p#ssy's good
Now I'm f#cking al your friends,
cause you ran your mouth like I knew you would
You were bragging to your friends,
saying Eazy E knows how to f#ck
So bring your a$s in here and give me some,
so I can bust a nut

I'd rather f#ck you, yeah (said I'd rather f#ck you)

I'd rather f#ck with you,
cause I like the way you scream my name
I know you like this d1ck,
cause you enjoy the pleasure and pain
Now I'm riding on this p#ssy here,
and I'm not gonna stop
We can do it doggystyle,
and you can get on top

Whoo boy, I'd rather f#ck you, yeah
Ineed you baby, whoo, I'd rather f#ck you
I'd rather f#ck with you

I'd rather f#ck with you,
cause the other b1tches wanna wine and dine
I better hurry up and bust a nut,
cause it's check out time,
She said she wanted me to eat the pu$sy,
well I think I'll pass
So get your a$s up you funky bitch,
and wash your a$s

[DumHed]

So stop trying, Girl stop crying
Vanilla Ice is selling and you people are buying

[muppet]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8166/27156largeao3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Colonel Kurtz]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8166/27156largeao3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
That would probably be one of the most frightening films ever... I'm now scared that it's out there.

[DumHed]

best. movie. ever.

Where do you think "drop that zero and get with the hero" came from?

What is you a boy or a man?!


For good luck, I like my rhymes atrocious
Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious
I'm an effect and that you can bet
I can take a fly girl and make her wet.

[Hit And Rum]

Go White Boy Go White Boy Go

[Ic3]

Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!

YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:

Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:

Chorus

Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold

[primus]

surely there are more dates to be announced further south!

I reckon I would go for comedy value, although it could crush the reality that he was never any good in the first place.

[Canalien]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8166/27156largeao3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yep Yep. Down by law.

[DumHed]

awwwww yeah

[muppet]

ice is back with a brand new invention

[That Bloke]

I thought it was brand new mission.

[DumHed]

nah it's an invention.

Something, grabs a hold of him tightly
flows like a harpoon, daily and nightly
will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.
Turn out the lights, and I'll glow.

[That Bloke]

Is Snow touring too?

[dozer]

i'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong.

[DumHed]

imagine that

[gunsella]

holy moly he's playing in wollongong and coogee on the same night. maybe he has a good twin?

[gimpieman]

How would it feel to have your whole life be a running joke?

I just want to spend 5 mins in his head.

[HAL9000]

you guys ready for some Molten Hip Hop?

[Tyrany]

nah it's an invention.

Something, grabs a hold of him tightly
flows like a harpoon, daily and nightly
will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know.
Turn out the lights, and I'll glow.

Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de
Pressure pushing down on me
Pressing down on you no man ask for
Under pressure - that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da - that's o.k.
It's the terror of knowing
What the world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming 'Let me out'
Pray tomorrow - gets me higher
Pressure on people - people on streets

[mnemonix]

King street hotel in Newcastle?
That has to be the worst venue in history.
You know you've dropped off the face of the planet when thats the sort of place you play on an internation tour.

I'm surprised he's not at the Doyalson RSL. :|

[Sodapop]

I'm surprised he's not at the Doyalson RSL. :|They were over booked with a meat raffle and texas hold 'em.

I really want to go to this, but to spend the night in coogee for NYE? Maybe not, ever. EVER.

EDIT:

HELLO LADIEZZZ

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/6/8/5/vanillaIce.jpg

DOUBLE EDIT:

Zomg albumns!!! My favorite would have to be hot sex. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Sex_%28album%29)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_Ice#Discography

[primus]

ok well maybe a Melbourne performance isnt off the cards completely.

message from his touring group...

___________

Speaking to someone at moment in melb - stay tuned


Regards

Alistair Flower

[Ic3]

That's the exact same email i got!

[Ic3]

http://users.tpg.com.au/rjeges/pic23986.jpg

[metalhed00]

"Yo drop the zero and get wit da hero."

[pliskin]

yup yup, she likes me!

[DumHed]

yeah, whackhead tried to play baseball with ma homeboy's bike!

[djrobotek]

something else to consider... To The Extreme remains the best selling rap album of all time. it also became the first #1 album in the US without a vinyl counterpart release and, lest we forget, "Ice Ice Baby" was the first hip-hop single to top reach #1 on the music charts.

I think it was the fastest selling not best selling.

[Ic3]

I wanna know how much tix are...i wanna go just to be able to say I saw Vanilla Ice..

My and my best friend were joking it's gonna be a 10 min gig..5 minutes for Ice Ice Baby, and then another 5 mins for the Ice Ice Baby encore :P

[Sodapop]

I wanna know how much tix are...i wanna go just to be able to say I saw Vanilla Ice..

My and my best friend were joking it's gonna be a 10 min gig..5 minutes for Ice Ice Baby, and then another 5 mins for the Ice Ice Baby encore :P
email the media link on the site.

The dude seems to know stuffs.

[DumHed]

http://www.moshtix.com.au/record.asp?leventid=15076&caller=moshtix&OnlinePayments=True&

$28.50

I have made the purchase.