I got Ripped Off On The Internets....

[DestRuct0r]

Surfing the Internets I came upon a site that sold gold.
I read it and thought "WOW Gold! - so cheap!" and it was so cheap too. So cheap that I bought some.
24 hours later I keep checking the letterbox outside for 10000 gold pieces,
and nothing :cry:

These Internets are serious business.

[muppet]

man

i thought you were like, thrown against a velcro internet wall and then ripped violently off it or something..

goddamned false advertising :(

[DestRuct0r]

I hope it isn't false advertising, I'm going to check the letterbox again.

[Buffy]

nooooo!
Just transfer to Proudmoore already, I'll give you the gold :D lewls

[RedMaN]

I hope it isn't false advertising, I'm going to check the letterbox again.
Don't bother... I stole the gold and the letterbox too.
Mwuhahahahahaha!

:fu:

[DestRuct0r]

Gives it bak i sayz

[kleph]

The UK National Lottery.
P O Box 1010,
L70 1NL Liverpool,
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Ref: UK/9420X2/68

Dear Winner,
Congratulation, your email address have won yourself £500,000 in the on going free internet promotion conducted by UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY(UKNL) in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by satellite software. You are to contact our Financial Controller for Clearance. Here are the contact info: CLAIMS AGENT
************************************************** ***********
Mr. Tom West
Email: pirate@zgeek.com
************************************************** **
You are to forward the following details to enable us clear your file
for immediate payment:
Full Names:
Address:
Age:
Sex:
Marital Status:
Occupation:
Phone numbers:
Country:

Yours faithfully,
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
UNITED KINGDOM

[DestRuct0r]

HUZZAH! I win the internets!

[muppet]

the internets are letterbox shaped?

[DestRuct0r]

still no golds:banghead:

[muppet]

next time ask for pyrite

[DestRuct0r]

hmmm pyrite...I think you're onto something there muppet....<ponders>