Getting fat

[Sodapop]

Ok, so we have a getting fit thread where everyone bullshits about how they did five situps yesterday and totally will do another five next week... this is the getting fat thread.

Today I have take away thai food and coke for lunch, and tonight I plan to eat fried rice and iceblocks while sitting around watching a DVD. I might finish off those sour gummi straps my GF left at my house and those jelly cups too.

Tomorrow morning its bacon and eggs on a buttered roll for breakfast, and then 8 hrs of programming with no moving from my desk.

So whats your fatness regimen involve?

[muppet]

i'm already fat goddamnit

does this mean I won the thread?

[rusky85]

Well today the missus was gonna have lunch @ work but she ended up deciding to going out with the other office ladies.

So I ate 6 toasted cheese and avocado sandwhiches and washed it down with lemonade.

[dwarfthrower]

I had a jam doughnut for morning tea.

[t101]

I'm already over 120kg, and I'm a foodie programmer. I win.

[Al]

I stand on tippy-toe a few times. Fuckin-a.

[beerbaron]

i love tps reports

[That Bloke]

I eat like a fat person but I don't look like one or weigh as much as one, & my cholesterol is too low.

[Cassa]

I just had muffins and wine as a pre-dinner snack.

Also I only drink coffee for breakfast and indulge in munchies way too often. It's failing so far though.

[That Bloke]

I've already been a coffee drinker for 21 years(although for the past 3 years I only drink coffee at work on week days), sooner or later that will catch up with me.

[Cassa]

Drinking coffee is supposed to raise the body's fat-burning metabolism

I don't think it works if you skip breakfast for it though

[wenches.inc]

I had a jam doughnut for morning tea.
doesn't count if you went to the gym today too!

I eat like a fat person but I don't look like one or weigh as much as one, & my cholesterol is too low.
I hate you!

I've already been a coffee drinker for 21 years(although for the past 3 years I only drink coffee at work on week days), sooner or later that will catch up with me.
coffee isn't fattening lol

I'm fat but that's cos I don't exercise enough apparently! Today like any other day I'm home I started with two pieces of yummy seeded high fibre bread with Vegemite, apple juice then a coffee, for lunch I had mum over so I made two very small servings of spaghetti carbonara and added asparagus to it (yum) and tonight I have a piece of steak (no fat), a baked spud which I will add cheese to and a tomato, lettuce, olives and fetta salad with a balsamic dressing. Shits me to tears that chasing after a 2 yo, cleaning a house and taking about 3 or 4 30-60 minute walks a week ain't enough for my metabolism to keep up with my diet...REALLY shits me :uhh:

[That Bloke]

coffee isn't fattening lol


True, but it's ungood.

[Evil Dan]

I'm wondering whether the McDonalds down the road is still open.........

But the kebab shop is much closer.

[dwarfthrower]

doesn't count if you went to the gym today too!

Bugger.

I'll have to have ice-cream now then.

Side-note... how awesome does Cassa's avatar look on the black background.

[Cassa]

look at me being quietly amused by my own post there

[Hippy Vindalou]

just downed a big bowl of ice cream with lots of milo on it. ooh yeah.

[Something Fast]

Lately, I've just been eating a small amount of food at teatime, but today I kinda went a bit nuts with foodage and had a cheeseburger and two of the small snacky sized packets of kettlechips as well as tea. At least I'm losing the weight I put on over Christmas, though.

[skylar]

I had a V for breakfast, white Max Brenner chocolate milk and am drinking a can of coke. No lunch and pork and rice for dindins.

[gunsella]

around a litre of coke today.
and my housekeeper/cook uses SO much oil.

[wenches.inc]

Side-note... how awesome does Cassa's avatar look on the black background.
I'm going to act like a n00b and just ask...what's with this thread and the 1001 things I hate (i think), with this pink and black...can I get this all the time? lol

around a litre of coke today.
and my MUM uses SO much oil.

fixed :naughty:

[Something Fast]

I pretty much can't get through a day without at least one V. It's bad, but otherwise I generally stick to water.

[~vjay~]

I don't eat breakfast.

Over Christmas I ate too many Danish Cookies/shortbread.

[Pirate]

My getting fat scheme is no movement. I try not to move.

I am not going to move tomorrow too.

[Aardvark]

I eat one large meal a day, just before bed, to give it a really long time to digest. Then during the day, I eat nothing but popsicles, because those are essentially water.

[skylar]

around a litre of coke today.
and my housekeeper/cook uses SO much oil.

This is why I don't like Chinese food much. Too heavy and greasy. Eww. I stayed in my school's boarding house in Melbourne for one term and the food had oil over everything, even the dessert... I had to leave. I did tell the cook (who was English and that explains a lot) that Australian girls don't like to use so much oil. They used to pat napkins onto schnitzels to remove the excess oil. Foul.

[Sodapop]

Dinner was fried rice with bacon and chicken, and those deep fried prawn crackers. And a deep fried egg. After eating this I watched a DVD and ate chocolate and did shots of soju.

Lunch is ham sandwiches with cheese and mayo, possibly some pre lunch snack of those deep fried ocopus balls. Yum. Also a Wendy's shake I hope.

But what im REALLY looking forward to is two bacon and egg rolls from Lilyfield markets on saturday. Port and honey cured bacon fucking YUM.

[pliskin]

those rolls are freakin awesome.
pity i cant go this weekend, will have to wait till next week

[ewe2]

my weight doesn't budge no matter what I'm eating, unfortunately its not the thin type weight. also i am addicted to banana smoothies now.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

A full pack of pringles and two slices of bread, and a coke zero *Gasp*

[still life]

So far today I've had a cup of coffee and a glass of juice.

Stupid headache.

[metalhed00]

It is night time here in USA (still Wednesday). What I've had…

- Corn Flakes with Strawberries
- Coffee
- Pasta, Sauce and Meatballs
- Some Chocolate and Cookies
- Cup of Tea
- Ham and Salami Sandwich with some Crackers
- Tons of water
- Two Black and Tans

I weigh 158 pounds and eat fairly well and excericise when I get the chance (which isn't often enough), but was blessed with VERY good metabolism!!!! When I was a kid, ALL I did was run around like a maniac, so I think that has helped me now at 29!

[Elf]

yummy pizza and chips

[Lina]

I eat masses of food, drink much beer, sit at my computer all day and my weight hasn't changed significantly in 10 years. I'm a total bastard.

[Elf]

Haha - me too

[That Bloke]

Lunch every day at work consists deep fried foods & some sweeties.

[Cassa]

ladies - ever notice how your metabolic rate is proportional to how much of a bitch you must be

[That Bloke]

ladies - ever notice how your metabolic rate is proportional to how much of a bitch you must be
How so exactly? I know some right bitches who are big fat hefalumps, I also know a couple of slim bitches but of those I know who are bitches more of them tend to range from cow build, to bush pig to Jabba the hut.

[Cassa]

You're obviously not familiar with the meaning of 'skinny bitch'

[Chodus]

Breakfast consisted of scrambled eggs, toast, avocado, tomatoes cut in half (fancy like) put under the grill with mozarella, and bacon.

I have a few beers in the fridge, i think i might have one. I had OJ with breakfast....so it's ok.

[dwarfthrower]

Lunch every day at work consists deep fried foods & some sweaties.

Mmmm... sweat.

[That Bloke]

Mmmm... sweat.
Oops.

[gunsella]

i've been making lots of hummous lately.
and only sharing a bit of it.

[Whiskers]

Pizza for breakfast and lunch yesterday. Carrot cake for dinner.

[Cassa]

Beer and salami for lunch

[skylar]

Spag mushroom and mushroom sauce, 2 GF bread rolls soaked with oil, chocolate. Nom nom nom.

[~vjay~]

Made some triple choc muffins from a muffin mix. Only had one, kids keep nagging for more now because they had 1 too but they can wait, grrrr.

[Glompbot]

Breakfast:
I've a cup of Ceylon orange pekoe tea with 2 sugars (it was a large cup and I finished about half)
2 slices of burgen honey and oat bread with some double smoked ham (as in i made it into a toasted sandwich for breakfast - i would normally also have a slice of jarlsberg cheese on it but I ran out)
I had a bottle of mango flavoured nestea green tea
Caught a bus to broadway walked from broadway to camperdown to inspect a property (it was shit) walked back, caught a bus back to newtown,

walked a few blocks to get lunch...

which was 3 DF steak and onion tacos from guzman y gomez (http://www.guzmanygomez.com/) with their rice and mild salsa for lunch - I'm still full.

then caught a bus home because my foot-thing that started hurting in melbourne is still hurting.

1 litre of water so far today

i think i'm having basalmic vinegar onions and roast chicken risotto tonight.




what vegetables?!

[angel_b]

I eat masses of food, drink much beer, sit at my computer all day and my weight hasn't changed significantly in 10 years. I'm a total bastard.

Lina, you are officially on my hate list :p

[Hippy Vindalou]

for dinner i ate close to 1.5kg of lasagna and a baked potato then had a chocolate mousse washed down with bourbon and coke.
i'm not a fat fella but god i feel like i am right now, i feel like a blimp but hey, i was bloody hungry and it was bloody tasty.

[Glompbot]

Oh yeah and to complete yesterday off
I had a roast chicken salad with lemon and herb salad dressing
and for desert I had this:
http://www.fivefootdemon.org/pics/Cooking/IMG_3005.jpg

[Elf]

What is that? Looks like someone hurled in an apricot

[Lina]

Lina, you are officially on my hate list :p

:D


hello!

[Glompbot]

What is that? Looks like someone hurled in an apricot

Stuffed peaches

[Elf]

mmmmm stuffed peaches ;)

[Cassa]

I think I pretty much ate my entire body weight yesterday. Granted it's not much but still.

[muppet]

didn't eat all day yesterday til i got to my friend's place at 8pm and that was just around the time they were cutting the birthday cake - so for dinner i had a slice of Ferguson Plarre's sponge (would you like some cake with your cream ma'am?) 4 glasses of coke and a handful of kalamata olives, fetta cheese and kabana.

[astro]

A stack of pancakes with maple syrup and a couple of cups of coffee. Follow that up with some cigarettes and some WoW, then there's going to be a barbie and beers for lunch and a hungarian goulash with fresh bread for dinner.

Oh, and I'm not leaving the house at all today. I have decreed it.

[Glompbot]

mmm its been a while since I cooked a goulash.

[dwarfthrower]

Urgh... eight hours in the car today, Hungry Jacks for lunch and KFC for dinner... I can feel love-handles sprouting.

[JumpinJez]

Yesterday I had 12+ spit roasted beef chunks, pasta salad, Tater salad, pavlova, apple pie, ice cream, tim tams, jelly beans and 8 beers.

[~vjay~]

Burger Rings.

[meg]

Quarter Pounder chips thickshake chicken nuggets

[cammobobbo]

Breakfast included a bowl of muesli. Had 3 cups of coffee so far (there will be at least another two this afternoon - any excuse to get away from your desk, right?). Lunch included 3 roast pork cold rolls and a can of winter melon tea (cold rolls were good, drink was a little average). I have no idea what dinner will entail - i'll see what on special at the supermarket :\

[still life]

I had a muffin and 2 cups of coffee today (good to be away from desk indeed).

That is all.

[Glompbot]

For breakfast: 2 slices of burgen honey and oat bread with some double smoked ham and a slice of jarlsberg cheese.
Got to work had a cappuccino
Had two hot chocolates

had left over risotto for lunch

6 glasses of water at work


Now I'm cooking a chicken mini-roast from lenards chicken, having one of those instant pasta dish things on the side and a salad.

peaches and custard for desert

[gunsella]

no real meals except for boring breakfast today, just munching good stuff all day.

two different types of salami - one spicy, and one... well it's french and it tastes great.
mozarella cheese - those little moist white balls
my housekeeper's oily oily cooking - ripper pumkin and chilli.
chips (crisps, not french fries)
hazelnut chocolate
spicy olives.
'special' cookies (with said hazelnut chocolate spread throughout, and lots of sugar, and lots of hash)

i had a few friends over last night and one brought lots of provisions. too much for only four people. what's a guy to do?

[Glompbot]

you have a house keeper?!

[gunsella]

yes. she is not live in. she comes twice a week.

[Scumbag]

Hash easy to come by in China ?

[gunsella]

incredibly so. are you trying to get me in trouble? its my neighbour that's fucked. i'm stealing his internets.

[Scumbag]

Interesting. Very interesting.

My sister lives in Shangers, maybe it's time I should finally get around to visiting her..

[Glompbot]

I had oportos for lunch. It put me to sleep. FUCKEN SUGAR

[BlueBoy]

For breakfast: 2 slices of burgen honey and oat bread with some double smoked ham and a slice of jarlsberg cheese.
Got to work had a cappuccino
Had two hot chocolates

had left over risotto for lunch

6 glasses of water at work


Now I'm cooking a chicken mini-roast from lenards chicken, having one of those instant pasta dish things on the side and a salad.

peaches and custard for desert

Wow. Are you on the see food diet or what?

[~vjay~]

Lasagna for dinner, yum yum.

[astro]

Parma and beers should be starting in about 15 minutes. Om nom nom nom.

[Glompbot]

pork belly. roast pumpkin, garlic mash potato, caramelised onions.

I <3 my local pub bistro.

[Sodapop]

Jager Schnitzel as big as a toilet seat, and then half my GFs pork knuckle with gravy.

Goddamnit Una's is fucking GOOD.

[Elf]

Lasagne for lunch then sausage casserole with mashed potatoes and veg for dinner.

Cheese (glousester with chives) for supper :D

And I am still skinny :p

[tavern]

I spent 6 months in the remote NT and a guy i worked with was adding on the kilos like crazy, he was worried and i asked him what he was doing different, and he was drinking coconut juice from the coconut trees in his yard.

that's how you get fat fast, it's like drinking lard.

[Glompbot]

Jager Schnitzel as big as a toilet seat, and then half my GFs pork knuckle with gravy.

Goddamnit Una's is fucking GOOD.

try prague if you can... its more expensive but so totally awesome
http://www.prague-restaurant.com.au/

[Cassa]

I've started putting on a little weight.

Only 10kg more until I'm a healthy weight!

[That Bloke]

Fuck, not going well, I've sweated away 4kg, I'm now only 66kg.

[Elf]

I have gone from 44 kg to 49 in about two months. That is bloody awesome for me. Today's Roast Beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire pud, two veg and gravy made with beef fat for lunch, plus strawberry trifle for tea helped much :D

[cammobobbo]

Chicken sandwich with alfalfa sprouts, mayo, wholegrain mustard for lunch. Bloody awesome combination.

I'll be having one of the infamous Earl of Leicester schnitzels for dinner tonight. And a pint or five.

[gunsella]

I have gone from 44 kg to 49 in about two months. That is bloody awesome for me. Today's Roast Beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire pud, two veg and gravy made with beef fat for lunch, plus strawberry trifle for tea helped much :D

i've been eating semi-healthy, semi-just plain wrong.
and in the last 4 months i've dropped 4kgs, 10 in the last year.

and i'm not trying to. now i'm worried that if i stop drinking coke every day i might waste away to nothing. my pants are all huge on me now.

[Glompbot]

If you were losing weight faster I'd be worried if I was you... :) But otherwise I'm just jealous.

I had to work late today...
I was going to cook
Instead I got an aloo partha from a local indian place

[Elf]

i've been eating semi-healthy, semi-just plain wrong.
and in the last 4 months i've dropped 4kgs, 10 in the last year.

and i'm not trying to. now i'm worried that if i stop drinking coke every day i might waste away to nothing. my pants are all huge on me now.

It is awful when your pants don't fit properly. None of mine did after I got food poisoning last year. I reckon If I can put another few kilos on then I will be just right and all my pants will fit me again.

[Sodapop]

six beers last night, and i guarantee another six tonight. Perhaps with some prosciutto to wash it down with.

Fatness ahoy!!

[That Bloke]

Nothing but Subway for four days, had a shallow fried, floured chicken breast & rice tonight.

[skylar]

Made a curry where I threw in heaps of coconut milk. Mmmmm. Then ate coconut chocolate.

[OrangesofDeath]

Today I ate 2 medium bags of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos, 1 Medium bag of Corn Chips, a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and 2 tuna sandwiches on toast.