ATTN: All Facebook Fags

[kleph]

god how i hate you fuckers.

[utopian]

<3

[Elf]

♥ ♥ ♥

[MisterBishi]

Hey kleph, I didn't join that facebook group you invited me too. Stop Facebook Spam, I think it was called. It's not that I didn't appreciate the irony of getting an automated email to join an anti-spam group, it's just that I haven't logged in there for a month or so.

[astro]

You're just pissy because you're not in my "Top Friends" list, aren't you?

[skylar]

★♪la la la ♪★

[pinchy]

What's a face book?

[Buffy]

I joined! I finally joined!


(and i have more friends than pirate lewl)

[Pirate]

I only did it because I was drugged and stoned. I was also stalking my ex-girl friend.

[pinchy]

Speaking of which, hey muppet - let me into the zgeek facebook clique!

[vantastic]

Failbook. Sirius timesinkage.... well for the first day until the novelty wears off and then you're fighting to empty your inbox full of bullshit notifications, invitations, and friend requests from cunts you met once in your whole life when their face was on the other end of your fist... or vice versa

[Elf]

I joined! I finally joined!


(and i have more friends than pirate lewl)

Kleph asked me to make you my friend :shrug: Wanna be buddies?

[Elf]

Failbook. Sirius timesinkage.... well for the first day until the novelty wears off and then you're fighting to empty your inbox full of bullshit notifications, invitations, and friend requests from cunts you met once in your whole life when their face was on the other end of your fist... or vice versa

There is a group on there called I Love Lamp

[Buffy]

Kleph asked me to make you my friend :shrug: Wanna be buddies?

yeah! buddy me up :D

[vantastic]

There is a group on there called I Love Lamp

Wayyyyy ahead of ya ;)

[johny_roberts]

what per say is facebook

[and3w]

what per say is facebook

1) WTF is that supposed to mean??? Do you mean "what PRAY TELL is facebook?" or do you mean "that is facebook PER SE?" (which makes no sense but is at least spelt right.)

2) c'mon johny, you love your group.....
3) ah fukit'

:horseshit

[johny_roberts]

1) WTF is that supposed to mean??? Do you mean "what PRAY TELL is facebook?" or do you mean "that is facebook PER SE?" (which makes no sense but is at least spelt right.)

2) c'mon johny, you love your group.....
3) ah fukit'

:horseshit

1) Eat shit
2) Tis true
3) Eat shit

[and3w]

1) http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/1191721573983.jpg

2) http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/5/4/7/newjr.gif

That is all.

[Urban3300]

More liek spambook am I rite am I rite guyz?!

[cranky]

i fixed a computer for a lovely woman yesterday who proudly told me her son would be so happy now he could spend all the time he wanted on MyFace.

my head almost exploded as i tried to continue the conversation without imagining her own son sitting on her face getting a rimjob whilst surfing the intarwebs.

facebook promotes incest.

[muppet]

Speaking of which, hey muppet - let me into the zgeek facebook clique!
resend the request coz i cannot finderize you!

[catt]

I for one lub farcebook

[That Bloke]

god how i hate you fuckers.
Why do you hate me, what did I do?

[muppet]

Why do you hate me, what did I do?
why do you have to be so literal about everything?

Kleph hates everyone, everyone knows this. Don't take it personally, he hates us all equally, even the people that he likes.

[That Bloke]

why do you have to be so literal about everything?
.I'm mental...................actually I knew he was taking the piss, while it's true that I can tend to take things more literally than is normal, there is a tendency online for people to think I'm taking something literally, or being serious when I'm not, it's hard to inflect in text.

[ms edeity]

where the fuck else am i supposed to post my half nakid pics and blog about what i ate yesterday???......('cept here of course)

[muppet]

where the fuck else am i supposed to post my half nakid pics and blog about what i ate yesterday???......('cept here of course)
eh what now? how come i don't have you on my friends list if you're posting stuff like that? THAT STUFF IS INTERESTING DAMNIT!

[~vjay~]

where the fuck else am i supposed to post my half nakid pics and blog about what i ate yesterday???......('cept here of course)

MySpace?

[pinchy]

resend the request coz i cannot finderize you!

done!

[muppet]

done!
seb?

[Sodapop]

I face the book.

Although im going to delete it soon.

STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT EXCELLENT THREAD:

"ATTN: [new internet application users]"

"I [like/dislike] you"

[That Bloke]

I face the book.

I didn't know that, I'd have tried to add you otherwise.

[skylar]

Someone called Kunta Kinte wants to be my friend...

[muppet]

Someone called Kunta Kinte wants to be my friend...
isn't that the guy from the history of the world that throws the coke bottle up into the air and it smacks him on the head?

[and3w]

No, it's the cry baby from Roots :-)

[Sikosis]

I'm not opening or accepting any requests. I am seeing how many I can actually get...

126 so far..

[skylar]

I'm doing the same as you - I have 228 requests atm. 12 poker help a friend requests, 10 group invitations, 9 Superpoke requests, and 6 ninja invites are the most popular - everything else is 5 or less.

[dwarfthrower]

I've blocked over three hundred facebook apps. I'm running pretty much invite free at the moment.

[skylar]

I like getting them. The tally is the fun part. In a weird way.

[BlueBoy]

Facebook was great until it got flooded with emails from ex-girlfriends and chain email/comments.

[Bifrost]

I have like 3 Facebook apps. My favourite is Travel IQ. It's geography and it's fun. I'm also shit at it (and my gf is brilliant at it).

I don't hate facebook. Though I do wish I had bought the rights to fecesbook.com and made a copy site with a brown theme. Some 'tard just registered it and is domain-sitting.

I received a Facebook app yesterday which was supposed to be TV trivia and there were like 8 questions, all of which were ridiculously easy. SO there's a Facebook app I'm going to work out how to delete.

What I really like about facebook is that you can make up how you met people. Most people who've sent me requests I've either made out with or hooked up with. Or we were in an organisation which you would prefer not to tell your kids about. For some reason most people who request that we be friends try to change how we met on me. Pansies.

[excalibur]

Just did a search on facebook for "zgeek" and all the people that came up I had no idea who there where, bar one or 2.... I feel so out of the loop right now...
:(

[Sodapop]

I didn't know that, I'd have tried to add you otherwise.Only my friends can search me. So if ya not on the list, you are out the door.

But PM me on here and i will add you. But don't invite me to join any groups or apps, or you are out.

[astro]

Every time I log on I spend 5 minutes going through my news feed and blocking all the shitty applications which let me know that some moron is playing with them.

Some idiot is playing I'm a Whore!. Install I'm a Whore! now to find out if you're a whore too!

Hate.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

you need to join the group "johny roberts you closet homo"

[picklesam]

facebook's great, i now know Lina and Cassa's real names

[evil]

The ZGeek facebook "group" is weird. I have absolutely NFI who anyone is without their handles.

[Elf]

Take a look through the alt thread.

[gunsella]

Take a look through the alt thread.

i know who YOU are... you keep poking me you foul harpy!

[Elf]

I also gave you to Muppet. She owns you now :p

[muppet]

i'd own more of zgeek if my friend dee didn't keep buying my friends off me :( you know how much it sucks when you gotta buy your friends back? :p

[gunsella]

yegads!

[Elf]

i'd own more of zgeek if my friend dee didn't keep buying my friends off me :( you know how much it sucks when you gotta buy your friends back? :p

I can't even buy anyone. I am dependent on charity.

[vantastic]

i have just revealed my identity.

now i'm fucked.

[kleph]

whoah. the gayness of facebook has infected sodapop's forum. sorry man.

[DestRuct0r]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761982

[muppet]

can i be an asspain (coz i usually am) - if i've requested you add knighthood, can you add the app and then delete it?

coz then i get to keep you and you don't have to play :D

but then my army is strong like diamonds! or something

please? :D ahh not addicted not not

[wenches.inc]

VFVPv2xGmT0

[cammobobbo]

My facebook consists mostly of people from work - some whom I like and others who I don't.

Ah, and I hate the fuckers who keep putting up drunk photos of myself and then tagging me into them! I hate those fuckers.

[lostreality]

well ive put my request in.

[and3w]

Request for...???

[4X4]

FACEBOOK IS RUN BY THE CIA!!!

:P

not like I care