I'm making a list

[dwarfthrower]

List membership is determined by me. If you're on the list, then you deserve to be on the list. I'm a pretty good judge of character and won't include anyone by accident who doesn't deserve to be on the list. By the same token, if you're not on the list, well I'm pretty forgetful and may have simply forgot to put you on the list. Reminding me to put you on the list is fine.

This is serious list:
AKG, Bishi, Bungle, Aardvark, Boobmeister, Buffy, Kleph, Scythe, Hairyman, Locust, Lurgen, Ms Edeity, Astro, Lina, Asmodeus, Whiskers, Jimma, Bifrost, bitch, BlueBoy, Blunt, Cassa, Movius, dogwomble, Sodapop, Scathing, Royale, dozer, druid, Dundasbro, Elf, Girl, Redman, Urban, Goat Boy, Grumblefish, gunsella, hazza, Scumbag, Hippy Vindalou, King Crud, Hit And Rum, jasebert, juice_biscuit, kre, KrisEz, Mattryx, Pagey, Several Ninjas, MyPetMonkey, spurr, The Cunt, Cranky, and3w, Al, Xythan.

Feel free to make your own list if you want.

[MyPetMonkey]

You've been on my list for months now DT..... However, I have been foiled in my attempts at every turn much like the Home Alone movie (and as all the sequels are identical those too).

Take last week for example..... I had you DT, had you!!! Who would think that a crazy cat lady with a brick in her green shopping bag would swing at such an opportune time ..... straight into my groin area.....

So I only have this to say to you....

In the words of Vin Diesel playing the part of anti-hero Dominic Toretto:
"You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried.

Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning."

You think about that Dwarfy... Think long and hard....

Fuck! Where have I put my mobile..... fuck fuck fuck.....

Oh wait there it is.

[cranky]

i live my life a quarter mile at a time.

[Elf]

I do like how you have everyone's name on the list with the right capitalisation. It shows interest and thoughtfulness.

[BlueBoy]

I do like how you have everyone's name on the list with the right capitalisation. It shows interest and thoughtfulness.

No he doesn't. :(

[King_Crud]

I'm on his list but I'm worried what this list is about. Is it a list of people he will murder?

[dwarfthrower]

It's a happy list.

[Scythe]

Does this list involve receiving strippers?

And if not, why not?

[MyPetMonkey]

Is it a new political party that will deliver hope and promise to Australia making it the latest "Superpower"?

With strippers....

[sagit]

...

This is serious list:
...

TISL?

[DestRuct0r]

May contain traces of nuts?

[Dundasbro]

My life is now complete.:cheer:

[kré]

is this like the opposite of :thelist: where only people on this list can come to your barbecue?

[Boobmeister]

I'm scared to be on Dwarfy's "Happy List"

[Boobmeister]

Or is Dwarfy's List like Craig's List and he has secretly put us up for auction?

[KrisEz]

i have a list too. you're not on it, but thats a good thing.

[Hairyman]

He's making a list, he's checking it twice...?

Does this mean that Dwarfy is Santa Claus?

[gunsella]

i wouldn't want to be on a list that would have me on it.

(sorry groucho)

[dwarfthrower]

Just think of the list as being the equivalent of a little lamb's-blood paintwork on your doorposts.

[Pagey]

its a pink list

[Hippy Vindalou]

nice to see i finally made a list that doesn't have 'hit' or 'shit' in front of it.


or does it?

[Cassa]

oh i get it

[Jimma]

I had a list once.

[Spades]

I once wrote on my list "make a list" but i forgetted too so I might have to make another one cause they are looking pretty topical tonite

[Sodapop]

I am now getting caffine driven paranoia about what other lists im on...

... this list makes me want to drink too much whiskey. But then, breathing does that for me.

[Hit And Rum]

A long shit list
A shorter fuse
He is untouchable
And guarantees you'll lose

[Colonel Kurtz]

"Boy am I glad I called that guy" - Billy Madison

[Wolfette13]

Hmmmm....I'm not on anyone's list, must be because I've not signed on to zgeek in about 1.5 years. I'll have to work on that.

[and3w]

I decided to do what DT suggested and make my own list. Here it is:

Dwarfthrower.

[dwarfthrower]

That is indeed a fine list. Mine has been updated with a few more names I forgot to put on first time around.

[cranky]

i'm laking a mist
http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/1/1/5/8/0/lakeclouds.jpg

[Wolfette13]

Now I KNOW I am going to be on someone's list. I logged in, looked around, posted a thread and promptly forgot to logout and here I am again 18 hours later still logged in.(oops)

[cranky]

hey when the fuck did i get on the list and why didn't i get a fucking cake?

[muppet]

your list is pretty good DT, but i'm not on it, altho, there could be many reasons for this - mostly originating from the fact that i am, in actual fact, a total moron - and you tend to not like morons.

That being said, it's still a pretty good list. There are a lot of people on the list that I'd quite like to have on my own list, but having said that, that'd mean I'd be copying your list (not in it's entirety of course, coz that'd be plagiarism wouldn't it?).

I don't want to make a list though, but thanks for the offer. I hope your list gets bigger, better, happier and healthier, and lives a long listful life of listing things. Do you plan on extending your list to places as well as just people? Or how about covering foods too? A happy list, in my opinion, would cover not just people, but places and food too.

Or would that make it three lists then? I guess, if you seperate the people from the food and the places, then you would, indeed, have three lists, but if you jumble them all up together, you could just have the one list, and it'd be happy, if a bit confusing, but it'd still be a happy list.

To summarize:

I'm not on your list you cunt.

[marantz]

you have a list? you twit

[Kez]

........... and checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice.
Dwarfthrower is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh you better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Dwarfthrower is coming to town.
Dwarfthrower is coming to town.

[carsinogenic]

"he's making a list, and checking it twice.... got to find out whos nauty and nice...."

are you Santa?? if so, why did you kiss mommy.
"i saw mummy kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night"

and you realise that cause mum and dad to divorce, and wrecked x-mas.

i hope you are happy!!

[~vjay~]

I really hope dwarfthrower is not Santa, if he is then he'd know what I was up to 20 minutes ago and I really don't think he wants to know. :huh:

[Elf]

........... and checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice.
Dwarfthrower is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh you better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not pout, I'm telling you why.
Dwarfthrower is coming to town.
Dwarfthrower is coming to town.

Cool, all I have to do is show my tits ( I think )

[Asmodeus]

hey santa, how much for your list of naughy girls?

[asskickergod]

I am first.

[royale]

Whos online list?

[MyPetMonkey]

Pelvic Thrust>>>>

Pelvic Thrust>>>>

Pelvic Thrust>>>>

[Colonel Kurtz]

This list was not in the Book of Lists either. very disappointed

[Sodapop]

Im making a fist.

And its going up your bracket.

[Thyrd]

Make sure I never appear on this list.

[Ford Prefect]

List membership is determined by me. If you're on the list, then you deserve to be on the list. I'm a pretty good judge of character and won't include anyone by accident who doesn't deserve to be on the list. By the same token, if you're not on the list, well I'm pretty forgetful and may have simply forgot to put you on the list. Reminding me to put you on the list is fine.

This is serious list:
AKG, Bishi, Bungle, Aardvark, Boobmeister, Buffy, Kleph, Scythe, Hairyman, Locust, Lurgen, Ms Edeity, Astro, Lina, Asmodeus, Whiskers, Jimma, Bifrost, bitch, BlueBoy, Blunt, Cassa, Movius, dogwomble, Sodapop, Scathing, Royale, dozer, druid, Dundasbro, Elf, Girl, Redman, Urban, Goat Boy, Grumblefish, gunsella, hazza, Scumbag, Hippy Vindalou, King Crud, Hit And Rum, jasebert, juice_biscuit, kre, KrisEz, Mattryx, Pagey, Several Ninjas, MyPetMonkey, spurr, The Cunt, Cranky, and3w, Al, Xythan.

Feel free to make your own list if you want.
you could've used the 'you' tag just to give me a little bit of a thrill...... :(