Trailer Park Meaderings

[Nandragon]

Now if and when I ever get a damn digital camera I can post said shit here, but until then I'll just surf the net and find other ppls trailer park shit.

here goes....



These guys look a hell of alot more human than the ppl that live around me! But you know this would be a good idea! I could do a Trailer Park poster boy thingy!

[Nandragon]

My friends don't look quite so slutty, of course it's hard to look slutty when your wasted at 9am in the morning in your house dress!

[Nandragon]

This however is common!

[Nandragon]

nothing to add? damn you all!

[flounder]

Originally posted by Nandragon
nothing to add? damn you all!
fuck!! last time I saw heads like that they had fish hooks in em...

[kré]

this thread fucking sucks.

[berserk]

I feel so guilty for laughing at these unfortunate sods.

[MisterBishi]

Originally posted by cray
this thread fucking sucks.

This one (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4336&highlight=insult+nonforum+member) is better. :cool:

[angel_b]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
This one (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4336&highlight=insult+nonforum+member) is better. :cool:
Troll :p

[Nandragon]

It might suck but you know you wanna look...









perv

[Nandragon]

no, these girls are probably more to your taste

[Nandragon]

This guy told me he REALLY wants to meet Snowball

[Nandragon]

This is my freind Crazy Jerry.
He mowes grass for everyone in the trailer park...
for a 6 pack of beer.

They shave his head every so often to give him those shock therapy treatments. Inbetween he won't let anyone cut his "aire".

[Nandragon]

This is BIG JIM



What can I say? The picture speaks for itself!

[Nandragon]

This is Polly

Big Jim's parrot

She has a fetish, can you guess what it is?

[Nandragon]

Why does it seem like every trailer park has a bar at it's entrance?

[Nandragon]

We got the pool ready for summer!
You guys come on over!

[Nandragon]

Grrrrrrr...

[Nandragon]

A 3 legged redneck dog?

[Nandragon]

Gurls like this are a dime a dozen!

[berserk]

Which state areyou in? I'm going to fill in that Green Card application post haste!

[kré]

Originally posted by cray
this thread fucking sucks.

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by cray


If you don't have to view it!
And if you have nothing productive or creative to add well then fark off.



More....

[Nandragon]

This is the trailer park version of the tub girl!

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by wolfpac, who really didn't post previously but still.......... I like pizza
this thread fucking rocks.

[Nandragon]

Aw shucks,
ur just saying that to make me happy.

I will at some point start taking pictures of my own!

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by Nandragon
I will at some point start taking pictures of my own!


I thought they WERE your pictures!!!!! mwahahaha

[kré]

Originally posted by Nandragon
If you don't have to view it!
And if you have nothing productive or creative to add well then fark off.



More....

so you're saying that this thread is productive and/or creative?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH















































HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! !!!!!!!!!!

[Snowball]

Originally posted by Nandragon
My friends don't look quite so slutty, of course it's hard to look slutty when your wasted at 9am in the morning in your house dress!


The chick on the right looks like a drag queen.

[Nandragon]

Chick on the right?


no, but here are some wanna bees

[Nandragon]

These guys might be more up Cray's alley (so to speak)

[Nandragon]

They locked the doors cause they knew Cray was a comin for a visit

[Nandragon]

Could this guy be related to our very own....

[Nandragon]

What the hell is THAT?

[Nandragon]

These guys were looking for Flounder....

[utopian]

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=184290
"So I just stick it in here?"
"Yeh, open your mouth nice and wide like this"

[utopian]

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=182296
"Let's see you resist my feminine charms now"

[Nandragon]

*looks up*


That was a good one!

[utopian]

http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=180471
Girls on the right: "Hmm, maybe turning Uncle Jed in to Aunty Jedaline was a bad idea".

[Nandragon]

This one needs a caption....

[utopian]

Budweiser's introduction of the new "Baby Bud" proved to be a success in trailer parks all across Georgia.

[Nandragon]

LMAO!

How bout this one...

[MisterBishi]

There's no such word as meadering, by the way.

[utopian]

A hunger for knowledge is not to be used as a dietary supplement for a hunger for real food.


























OMG LOL HE HAS A BONER!!~

[Nandragon]

sorry, musta been a darvocet day
the word is meanderings


this one needs a caption....

[Nandragon]

as does this one

[MisterBishi]

No entry found for darvocet.
42 suggestions found:

dervish

doorpost

draw back

draw poker

drawback

Dreyfus

driveshaft

drop back

drop biscuit

drop cloth

drop curtain

drop keel

drop scone

drop shot

drop zone

drop-kick

dropkick

dropkicker

dropseed

dropsical

dropsy

drove chisel

drupaceous

drypis

dwarf astilbe

dwarf buckeye

dwarf cape gooseberry

dwarf chestnut

dwarf chinkapin oak

dwarf chinquapin oak

dwarf cornel

dwarf golden chinkapin

dwarf gray willow

dwarf juniper

dwarf oak

dwarf pocket rat

dwarf sperm whale

dwarf spurge

dwarf sumac

dwarfish

dwarfishness

dwarfism

Hmm... I think darvocet is some kind of anti-spelling drug.

[utopian]

Originally posted by MisterBishi
No entry found for darvocet.
That's what I was thinking as well.

[Nandragon]

http://www.painlab.com/focus_darvocet.htm


these guys could have had a few too

[Nandragon]

The cleaner version of goatse boy


Man, is this the only place he could get some privacy? And look at those eyes!

[Nandragon]

But mama! I really, really, really, need to blow my nose!

[utopian]

How do you make a baby cry twice? ;)

[Nandragon]

How?

[utopian]

Originally posted by Nandragon
How?
Wipe your bloodied dick on its bib. (or teddy bear).

It was more a rhetorical joke, I assumed that most people would know the answer and see a crying baby and (what looks like) a bubble of spunk on its nose.

[Nandragon]

You could use one of these too couldn't you!







...

[Nandragon]

a spanking

not

an

ass

of

you're

own!:p

[utopian]

I have no need for bald morons in my life. Unless you mean a pair of jeans, there seems to be quite a few pair there. Has anyone in Georgia heard of "cotton slacks", or is denim all the rage there?

[utopian]

Originally posted by Nandragon
sorry, musta been a darvocet day
the word is meanderings


this one needs a caption....
No, it doesn't. This picture speaks for itself.

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by utopian
I have no need for bald morons in my life.

Fuck you!


















:D

[Nandragon]

Bald men are beautiful:p

We do have cotton slacks. They usually come in green. Golf pants.:p

Jeans or denim, everyone wears them here, even our grannies!

[utopian]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Jeans or denim, everyone wears them here, even our grannies!
Never before have I seen such a blatant example of idiocy.

[Nandragon]

idiocy?

Please explain...:(

[utopian]

Jeans are made of denim.

[DodgyAmnesiac]

baby on right: << thats right.... just a little farther..... >>
http://forums.zgeek.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=184300

[Nandragon]

I said Jeans or denim not knowing wtf you guys call them. My granny calls them dungarees.

[Bostonmess]

I call jeans jeans, there is a singular I think, jean would you believe. Jeans are trousers made from denim?

[flounder]

we are meandering.:( :(

[DodgyAmnesiac]

but they are called a pair of jeans, just like one pair of pants. which is a bit confusing in itself. i meen, there arent two pants... its one, not a pair.:confused:

[Nandragon]

History of blue jeans

http://inventors.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.levistrauss.com/about/history/jeans.htm



We use the term pants (one pair of pant legs=pants)

[Nandragon]

Hmmmm......
Let's see what I have in the archives for today

[Nandragon]

This picture reminds me of a Dire Straights song

.....stick it in the camera.....man!.....we can have some fun....

[Nandragon]

Uncle Rufus, what a card!

[utopian]

Och, aye. These two temptresses are after me lucky charms!!

[Nandragon]

You are much better at this than I!

[utopian]

DUDE! You're getting a smack upside the head!

[Nandragon]

A smack?

he looks like a mama duck sitting on his baby Dell's!







Wonder what drugs she was on?

[utopian]

<girl> I lost some fingers because I had to try and get these razor blades out of my dumb brother's arse.
<guy> You think it was hard getting them out? The real challenge was getting them in!

[Nandragon]

*snickers*


Marylou decides to change her image

[utopian]

"Kermit, does my ass look big in this?"

[Nandragon]

ROFLMAO






The Spechial bus that took us to school, never looked like this!

[Nandragon]

No, I like it here!

[utopian]

For the bus picture:

All the downies in the back say "bling bling!~"

For the picture of the blonde attention whore:

"Hi, my name is Nan
And this, yes, is my ass"

[Nandragon]

*pouts*

My ass doesn't look that good!

[Nandragon]

sssshhhhh.....

Be vewy, vewy, quiet

We're hunting wascally, wabbits!

[utopian]

The aliens steal Jessie-Sue and replace her with a human arm and hand. When asked what she wanted to do next, she didn't answer, just stared blankly into space. No one noticed the difference.

[Nandragon]

What?!!! no caption for the beer girls?!!

[utopian]

"Free Beer, Stupid Extra"

[Nandragon]

Free Stupid, Beer extra

[Nandragon]

After a long days work at the pig castration farm, home sure looks good!

[and3w]

Uncle bob dropped his beer dun there.....

[Nandragon]

Jessie, the trailer park transvestite on his way to the pool party...

[utopian]

"Does this make me look fat?"

[Nandragon]

Utop, ur sooo much better than I at the captions!

[flounder]

where do you get this shit nan??
She looks like a voodoo doll without the needles!
*looks for needles*

[Nandragon]

She looks like a serial killers would be victim

Whatz up with the white trash bag?

And if she was posing for these pics (yes, there were more than one) WTF was she thinking?

[Nandragon]

Surprise!

[Nandragon]

Hey, shirley

Do you remember the time I got a splinter in my pee-pee?

[Nandragon]

That foul, disgusting smell came from YOU, Utop, didn't it!

[utopian]

No amount of hacker protection software will prevent you from being attacked by users running B.O.

(I think there are only a select few who will understand the second meaning there).

[and3w]

Which Orifice....:D

[Nandragon]

Mrs. Padgett had no idea,
She was oblivious to the fact that Mr. Padgett "played" mud darts!

[and3w]

Mr Nandragon get's a call from the office (or should that be orifice)

[and3w]

It's been six weeks now since my husband had an unfortunate mishap caused by giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a co-worker. Doctors have tried everything to separate their lips, but when they try their heart rate drops to life-threatening levels. Even more distressing is they refuse to dress, which makes it uncomfortable for me at church functions. My husband and his co-worker have been put on medical leave and are bedridden. I'm forced to sleep on the couch. Any suggestions?

[and3w]

TRULY WEIRD[SIZE=3]

A trailer park slacker's webcam
http://www.koert.com/webcam/

[and3w]

Home Sweet Home.....

[and3w]

A side view...I particularly like the Versaille's style fountain....Nan, u live in a CASTLE:D

[and3w]

I wish she would stop borrowing my jeans.......

[utopian]

Originally posted by and3w
I wish she would stop borrowing my jeans.......
And your stomach, and mine, and the waste from the liposuction clinic down the road.

[and3w]

Originally posted by utopian
And your stomach, and mine, and the waste from the liposuction clinic down the road.
No m8, this is AFTER the nip & tuck

[utopian]

Well she shouldn't have gone back for 62nd's.

[and3w]

Originally posted by utopian
Well she shouldn't have gone back for 62nd's.
I know...but she's such a babe int she:D :D

[Nandragon]

Gosh darn it!

I resemble that remark!

[Nandragon]

And's sister, was such a slut when she was younger that she charged little boys to whatch. And And3 being the little perv he was paid his milk money to her too!

[Nandragon]

She charged 50cents just to see this! Imagine what she charged for the trampoline lookies!

[Nandragon]

And3 after a hard nights work with Heidi Fleiss

[utopian]

This thread sucks.

[flounder]

Nan,you are a fuckin' tripper!.Where do you get this shit.?
It is like the theory of evolution with bad actors.
I laugh, but I feel guilty doing it.

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by utopian
This thread sucks.

NO, you do:D

[Nandragon]

Utop,

will this make you feel better about this thread?

[Nandragon]

I did a Flounder search, I found alot of damn fish, but found these pictures of several guys named Flounder....

[Nandragon]

This is Frank Flounder

[utopian]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Utop,

will this make you feel better about this thread?
Not really, a hick girl is still a hick.

[Nandragon]

And someone called Flounder Legpull

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by utopian
Not really, a hick girl is still a hick.

Hey! Her daddy never squashed her cigs while farkn her!
Now, mayber your daddy did.....


I know cause I have this picture of your brother and you...

[and3w]

Unfortunatly nan's mum fouind out and took her to the police station

[and3w]

Hey m8, are we being picked on here????????:(

[flounder]

I have such a slow dial-up ISP Nan that your photo collection is a hassle.Anyways I am slim and don't have a beard and can run 5 miles without dying.I feel faint:eek:

[utopian]

Originally posted by and3w
Hey m8, are we being picked on here????????:(
No, Nandragon is just intent on dragging her thread further in to the tar pit.

[and3w]

Originally posted by utopian
No, Nandragon is just intent on dragging her thread further in to the tar pit.
Guess I'd bettewr include her mama then:D

[and3w]

bettewr????????? DOH;)

[Nandragon]

Slim pit, Springer Show...

Have you noticed how many have just looked, over, and over evidently. So it's not like nobody's laughing is it?

[and3w]

But Nan still manages to pull with this clever technique

[utopian]

Try clicking this to change your spelling.
http://forums.zgeek.com/images/edit.gif (http://forums.zgeek.com/editpost.php?s=&action=editpost&postid=188035)

Seriously, click it.

[and3w]

I know how to spell, just can't b fukt to edit:)

[Nandragon]

utop's method of getting head

[Nandragon]

And3, when he was a little boy was intrigued by penises

[utopian]

Originally posted by Nandragon
utop's method of getting head
Ripping it off at the neck? :confused:

[and3w]

LOVE the wristband's utop
Swwwweeeeeeettttttt

[Nandragon]

No BEGGING

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
No BEGGING
GOD u bring out the masochist in me:eek:

[Nandragon]

this ones for you then

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
this ones for you then
MMMMMMM....PIE....How Rare..you'll love this then..I have my share of tatoo's but
http://www.daintytime.com/tattoo/gallery/

[and3w]

And I am still intrigued by penise's...just only my own now:)

[and3w]

Bubba's sister decided on a night out with Nan so got dolled up

[and3w]

They had such fun at the Karaoke.....

[Nandragon]

You are warped! How and what would one be searching for when finding this website?!


I'd post a lovely picture but I am not at MY computer this fine Saturday morning!

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
You are warped! How and what would one be searching for when finding this website?!


Dear Nan, sorry to say but I did it the old fashioned way..:-)
I originally saw the pic's of the monkey in a UK tabloid newspaper and went to their site...(hang's head in shame at not being a proper geek..lol).
I'm actually really enjoying this thread, I love some of your pic's and post's...they often give me my first laugh of the day..:-)
As you might have noticed I'm getting a little grief from moderator type people (probably deserved) but I just don't think they quite get my sense of humour, or how I get a bit irate sometime's at some facile or lukewarm post's... I dunno, guess I put thing's wrong some times.
If I ever piss you off please tell me as I often don't realise I'm pissing people off and, as I've said, I enjoy your post's and would be upset if our banter caused you offence. I shall certainly (enjoy..lol) tell you if you do it but I don't think that likely as you seem to have a sense of humour just as warped as mine and I don't know where you get some of your pic's..they are well funny
Wikkkkkeddd, as Ali G would say!!:D :cool:

Dunno if I've told u or u've bin there but I think you will find this funny... esp the 'tech support' bit: http://rinkworks.com/stupid/
I'm off to look for more pic's..maybe we should starty our own thread for our brand of weirdness, but I can't think of a better title than your's
:cool:

[Nandragon]

You gotta watch the natives.

Something tells me somebody got spanked. There's alot of stuff going on, when this happens, we little ppl don't hear about it. We just get bullied. Just watch the board, you can usually tell when there's spatting going on. I've been "attacked" before. I didn't have a clue as to the amount of shit that was going on. I ignored it and things quieted down. Now mind you ignored the shit slinging, not the rules. I do tend to ramble in the wrong places, and the wet celery weilder gets me, and then I behave. I stay away from politics here for a GOOD reason, one which you've already been exposed.

Also have to learn who you can banter with and who you can't. NEVER sling food ad Buffy, Cassa, Diva, SOC, Spingo, Pirate or Rick. And NEVER poke the Grumblefish! I mean NEVER!

I am a happy go lucky person, I get rubbed the wrong way, I just sulk a few and then get over it. Don't take anything the wrong way I try to always assume that it's a joke.





Tina, was tired of waiting....

[Nandragon]

Jimbob and Billybob in their new Chipendales outfits...

[and3w]

Scared of his 6 year old son, bubba bought him a dolly....

He's Big, he's bad, he's occasionally questionably effeminate... It's
Gender Doubting Thomas. Under this chubby, sweaty, and hairy exterior beats the heart of a little girl...

[and3w]

But Dolly took over...life was never the same again.....


His cute little dress is adorned with bloody, little handprints and is cut just low enough to expose his hairy chest.

[and3w]

Lil' Jeb got one for George...

'Twas the night before christmas and all through the house.
Not a puppet or a person could be found, thanks to Klaus.
It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice, when Klaus comes to town.
He'll take over your christmas and shut it right down.


"Sant-Heil!"

[and3w]

and Big George was hooked on Dollie's....

[and3w]

And Big George just had to get Lil' Jeb one in return...

His last appeal was rejected, and Joe is on his way out,
but that doesn't mean you can't still take him home...

[and3w]

Then Lil' Jeb knew his mission was to be like Big George...

Joe came decked out in orange prison garb and hard core prison ink.

[Nandragon]

We don't know where she learnt how to do this!
Paw is mort-if-eyed!

[Nandragon]

We uns eat our chillins at about 3months!

Just wash and season well, a dry rub works better but they cry and scream, so we just bastem good while they're cookin.....

[Nandragon]

Where's And3? He promised to take care of all of us with his new roto rooter vibrator!

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Where's And3? He promised to take care of all of us with his new roto rooter vibrator!

Unfortunatly I was busy with mary-lou, who want's it back....

[and3w]

Meanwhile, Nan fell for her secret urge to date via the net...the next morning she knew she'd made a serious error of judgement...

[and3w]

Nan invited and3w to a political rally...for some reason, he didn't fit in....

[and3w]

Originally posted by and3w
Nan invited and3w to a political rally...for some reason, he didn't fit in....

His valentine didn't seem to work either...

[and3w]

Getting Nan pissed was a mistake too...

[and3w]

Nan's Uncle Mike gave her a bumper sticker when he stood for office.....

[and3w]

or is it??:confused:

[and3w]

even as a small girl she was artistic....

[Nandragon]

And3 in his younger years liked to masturbate, after a session on his guitar. On this particular day his mom caught him. Here he is looking mighty guilty.

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
And3 in his younger years liked to masturbate, after a session on his guitar. On this particular day his mom caught him. Here he is looking mighty guilty.

OMG...that was only taken last week..where the hell did u get it from????:D

I see their making a film about the Aussie (i can't spell it either) Governor General (or ex-GG should I say...

[Nandragon]

And's significant other asked him for a little muff diving...
this was his response.
'course he made a different face when she told him that he wasn't getting any either!

[Nandragon]

Utop's urge to fly to another country and sodomize an innocent, resulted in this next picture.
Sam, sorry girl! Ask Snowball!

[Nandragon]

Mr.Bishi, being mind sucked by titties.jpg.vbs

[and3w]

Some day's I feel so old

[Nandragon]

And3 trying out some new kinks

[Nandragon]

Yeah he was a little pissed when he found out these pictures were scattered all over the internet!

[Nandragon]

So, he got a "little" drunk.

His mom says this is how you potty train a redneck!

[and3w]

The boys in the 1st Redneck (Trailer Park Cav) division found it hard to get used to the luxury of sleeping in an armoured personel Carrier, and so reverted to type.....

[and3w]

The Pub by the park entrance has a new DJ...he seem's familiar to me...but he really kick's arse...

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
So, he got a "little" drunk.


But woke up with the one he love's...

[Nandragon]

Billie Jean is soooo proud. She finally got the "little" blue spaceman to propose!

[Nandragon]

Hell, when ur from Sylacaga Alabama, this MIGHT be considered a Limo!

[Nandragon]

Ok, so this is just eye candy for me:D

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Ok, so this is just eye candy for me:D

Nice Pic, would make a nice tattoo mehtinks
And hasn't Billy-Jean King put on some weight since she gave up tennis?!?...does she know that's a spaceMAN or am I missing something here:confused:

[Nandragon]

Yep, that would make a nice tat.

I already have 2 dragons. One on my right leg, his name is PAIN.
and one on my left breast. His name is manuki.

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Yep, that would make a nice tat.

I already have 2 dragons. One on my right leg, his name is PAIN.
and one on my left breast. His name is manuki.

Reason's for the name's? Manuki? or tell me to phark off and not b nosy if u want:rolleyes:

[Nandragon]

Pain, cause it hurt like hell
It's right over my ankle on the side. His tail and wings bled quite a bit.


Manuki is a chinese woodfu dragon/dog. Protects you from evil.
(he's over my heart) It being on the breast, where I have ALOT of flesh, didn't hurt nor bleed one little bit.

I'd like another on one of my toes. Just haven't seen anything small enough to go there.

I did think one time of putting one across my ass, but that's another story!

[Urban3300]

Nandragon - You could have just put the eleven pictures in ONE post instead of wasting space by making one post per picture eleven times in a row! :eek: (Eleven pictures in a row starting from here). (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7586#post180809)

[Nandragon]

You know that I really do live in a trailer park. All kinds of shit goes on there on a daily basis. Of course I'm not privy to all of it, but here's some of what happened just last week.

Crazy ass man in #399, was upset for some reason. As I left the house to go to the grocery store, I spied him sitting in front of his explorer on the gravel drive. Mind you the damn gravel the park uses for you drive is about the size of a golf ball. Sharp edges and all. He was just sitting there staring into space. He's been in that particular trailer for at least 6 months.

Anyway, later that night I was awakened by sirens. The girl that lives next door was up partying with her friends. She stated that she thought he was BBQ-ing! (wonder how much she had to drink/smoke)
Nope, seems no one loved him, and he flipped his lid. Set fire to the kitchen sat down butt neked in his Lazy-boy and waited.

When the fire department arrived they had to hose him down in the house to get him out.

of course the trailer park owners, painted and washed it up. New folks moved in yesterday!

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Urban3300
Nandragon - You could have just put the eleven pictures in ONE post instead of wasting space by making one post per picture eleven times in a row! :eek: (Eleven pictures in a row starting from here). (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7586#post180809)

They were not all posted at one time deary.

[Urban3300]

You could have collected all the images first....and don't call me "deary".

[Nandragon]

Aw, who was it that said this thread suxed?

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[Nandragon]

Originally posted by Urban3300
You could have collected all the images first....and don't call me "deary".

no honey, I gather them in the morning, 3 or 4 at a time.

Unless And is playing with me that day!

[Urban3300]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Aw, who was it that said this thread suxed?

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Even though a lot of people are viewing this thread, it doesnt mean that this thread "rocks".

[Nandragon]

Ok, so it's like a car wreck.
Even you stopped to look, sugar.:D

[and3w]

Originally posted by Urban3300
So what? You could have collected all the images first....and don't call me "deary".
I think Nan misspelled it and meant to say "dreary":rolleyes:

Lucky you with the chest one's..the most painful tattoo I had is on my sternum..guess it's much the same as the ankle bone...no layer of fat, just skin...hurt like hell..mind you, the rest of it goes across my nipple...that was a sort of unusual painful experience;)

[Nandragon]

Man boobies!!!!


visual pleaz!!

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
no honey, I gather them in the morning, 3 or 4 at a time.

Unless And is playing with me that day!
Sorry, still trying to get my roto rooter back from whassername...

Still, Urban's been out for the day with his m8's....

[and3w]

Originally posted by Urban3300
Nandragon - You could have just put the eleven pictures in ONE post instead of wasting space by making one post per picture eleven times in a row! :eek: (Eleven pictures in a row starting from here). (http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7586#post180809)

But then she and I would'nt have such a laff cross posting (YES, I said *posting*...the rest is our personal business...lol)

[Nandragon]

:rolleyes:

Hey, I've seen that movie! Something about how to commit a crime and get a way with it.

Just for laughs check out this job...
Animal husbandry....
I know someone is not going to like it.

http://careers.peopleclick.com/jobposts/Client40_Medtronic/BU1/External/175-6668.htm

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
no honey, I gather them in the morning, 3 or 4 at a time.

Unless And is playing with me that day!
I have'nt got the Vibro back yet but I stole the control box back...ROFLMAO

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
:rolleyes:
Just for laughs check out this job...
Animal husbandry....
I know someone is not going to like it.

http://careers.peopleclick.com/jobposts/Client40_Medtronic/BU1/External/175-6668.htm

"Perform all general husbandry procedures"

You mean they'll PAY me for it rather than all the arrest sheets I have now?!?

Hooooeeeeeeeee....aaahhhhsss in hawg heaven:eek: :D

[and3w]

Luckily, Nan was having a bad bio-rhythm day on the photographers visit for the class photo.....

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Man boobies!!!!


visual pleaz!!

U want man boobies?

ELVIS WILL PROVIDE!

[and3w]

Originally posted by and3w
U want man boobies?

ELVIS WILL PROVIDE!

Bugger, forgot the pic..:rolleyes:

[Nandragon]

Man boobies, hell!
Look at his camel toe!






(I've seen some of your pics before, they've circulated here about a year ago!)

[Nandragon]

Bubba was having such a hard time riding his harley in white bed sheets. So his wife Elly came up with this new attire....

[Nandragon]

Utop was very upset that Santa didn't give him something to really sit on...

[MisterBishi]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/yourthread.jpg

[utopian]

Why can't I vote for that post individually? ;)

[Nandragon]

Naw, but you can kiss this

[Nandragon]

Just found this one! It's for Shadow

[Nandragon]

Flounders' kissing cousins

[Urban3300]

Originally posted by crayOriginally posted by cray
this thread fucking sucks.
Originally posted by cray
this thread fucking sucks.

Yeah, I concur, anyone can do a google image search.

[Nandragon]

I see that the ambulance must have arrived, cause ya'll are still watching the train wreck. As stated before if you don't like it don't look.

Fark all of ya. And you know who you are.




Note that I don't often tell ppl to fark off here, but lately you guys have been shitty. WTF has your panties in a wad? Seems to be the same ppl every time to. The list aint' that long either!

Is it just the time of year? Cause last year this time you guys had your panties up your arse too.

I know that I love to come here and get reamed about my spelling and my meanderings. No, I come here as a diversion, enjoyable entertainment. Not to be farked with you guys and your shitty bad moods.

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
I see that the ambulance must have arrived, cause ya'll are still watching the train wreck. As stated before if you don't like it don't look.

Fark all of ya. And you know who you are.

"Hear Hear"



Note that I don't often tell ppl to fark off here, but lately you guys have been shitty.

"Whereas I do - so I'll let Nan do it, just this once"

I know that I love to come here and get reamed about my spelling and my meanderings. No, I come here as a diversion, enjoyable entertainment. Not to be farked with you guys and your shitty bad moods.

"And I like not having to worry about my bloody apostophe problem, people who can't take having the piss taken and posting stupid pictures to my friends..if you don't like it, don't look - simple something!!"

Talking of spelling mistakes...Bubba's Uncle Dave opened a Cafe:

[Nandragon]

*snickers*

I bet they bitched about the mispellings and got their money back and left the FREE sign up!




This was the last guy to piss me off!

[and3w]

Originally posted by utopian
Why can't I vote for that post individually? ;)

Wrong address?

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
*snickers*

I bet they bitched about the mispellings and got their money back and left the FREE sign up!

This was the last guy to piss me off!

Exchange & Mart is a great way to get rid of unwanted items:

[and3w]

Originally posted by and3w
Exchange & Mart is a great way to get rid of unwanted items:

PHARK, forgot the pic:rolleyes: :D :D

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Man boobies, hell!
Look at his camel toe!


(I've seen some of your pics before, they've circulated here about a year ago!)


Sorry if I'm a year out of date...If I haven't seen them then I get presumptious and start thinkin' I can spell as well!!...

Elvis's step-brother, bubba needed help with his camel toes though and daddy was alway's there for him....

[and3w]

The boy's went fishin down the pool and came back feelin' VERY inadequate...They'd always thought Moby was a faggot musician..they weren't happy till they'd bitch slapped ol' Shep....

[Nandragon]

OMG!!!!!!

ASL????:D :cool:

[ToaDady]

And3w's idea of a attack raccoon was a good idea , but it didn't work as planned.

[and3w]

Originally posted by ToaDady
And3w's idea of a attack raccoon was a good idea , but it didn't work as planned.

What do you mean..it worked perfectly...thats not a real dog..it's my little sisters stuffed toy and she cried like a biach...mission accomplished:D :D

[and3w]

The company ( http://www.alpo.com/index.asp?SuperCatid=126 ) had hepfully placed a billboard at the entrance to Nan's trailer park as part of it's 'Balanced Diet' promotion...

[and3w]

Originally posted by and3w
The company ( http://www.alpo.com/index.asp?SuperCatid=126 )

PS: when I tried to go to this - www.e-thepeople.org/a-pressconnects/ comment/31201/1/view - Re. ALPO I got this helpful information - http://www.e-thepeople.org/a-pressconnects/comment/31201/1/view

[and3w]

Originally posted by and3w
The company ( http://www.alpo.com/index.asp?SuperCatid=126 ) had hepfully placed a billboard at the entrance to Nan's trailer park as part of it's 'Balanced Diet' promotion...

(back to the thread) ...
Included in their useful 'Balanced Diet promo was a suggestion for a nice Chilli..all it needed was the beans and the sauces they reccomended...

[and3w]

Originally posted by and3w
(back to the thread) ...
Included in their useful 'Balanced Diet promo was a suggestion for a nice Chilli..all it needed was the beans and the sauces they reccomended...

Nan thought her 2 year old had better get used to chilli & Alpo...

[and3w]

Nan hired a style consultant she had seen in a magazine to help her brother, Bubba, and his freinds with their uniforms...she loved the colour coordination suggestion...

[and3w]

But her daughter was *really* annoying her after being on 'Sally Jesse Raphael'......

[Nandragon]

after a long days work, and3 finds it refreshing that he has this to come home to

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
after a long days work, and3 finds it refreshing that he has this to come home to

NO WAY...I wouldn't drink that piss if you paid me (well, ok, if you paid me enough....lol)
Replace "Coor's" with "Special Brew" and we may have a deal...lol

Nan had a problem with the company car and just KNEW management wouldn't understand.....

[Nandragon]

After winning the zgeek spelling bee, Nan, And, Boston, and Asmo enjoyed a nice dinner

[Nandragon]

And3's new chickie babe

[Bostonmess]

Originally posted by Nandragon
After winning the zgeek spelling bee, Nan, And, Boston, and Asmo enjoyed a nice dinner

Oh yes, I always was a breast man :)

What a lovely looking bird.

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
And3's new chickie babe

Bein as I'm at work I can't post a piccy back, but she was a BABE (a double-bagger of a babe....but)
hehehehe
Be back tomorrow with plenty of new pics ater 1pm GMT, see you soon, Andy

[and3w]

Now Bill Gate's has bundled trailer park advice with XP...wonder how long it will take for Trojan or Durex to take out a lawsuit!

"If only Nan's Dad had listened...."

[and3w]

Originally posted by Bostonmess
Oh yes, I always was a breast man :)

What a lovely looking bird.

But look at the expression on HIS face...you *KNOW* he want's to plunge it hundred's of times int her chest!!:D

[and3w]

But when he didn't, he was shocked.....

[and3w]

Nan had problem's from the very start with Great-aunt Bessie...

[and3w]

But, after overcoming problems in her teenage years...

[and3w]

...and a bit of help from the surgeons.....

[and3w]

...she became the Nandragon we all love and respect. :D

[Nandragon]

Andy decided to open up his own business

[Nandragon]

After much debate, the escort service and And3 settled on a price.
The whore however had to be "pursuaded"

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Andy decided to open up his own business

It cost me a bomb to get a proper signwriter in to get the spelling right, too:D

And3w, after much persuasion, and with Nan's help finally got the 'escort' to take him seriously....

[and3w]

However, Nan's Christianity was severly tested by the whole episode, but the sign outside the inflatable church restored her faith...

[Nandragon]

more persuasion was needed

[Nandragon]

Ands parents were soooo proud the day he graduated kindergarten. At the age of 10.

[Nandragon]

he was such a bright boy.

he even learned how to masturbate at an early age

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
he was such a bright boy.

he even learned how to masturbate at an early age

You wanna watch yourself posting pics like that!!! Some people might mis-construe it!

Do they have a Jail in San Jose???( Iknow ur a Gergia peach but I couldn't find a pic with 'Athen's on it:) )