What two words

[Cubane]

What two words would be the worst to mistakenly get mixed up.

I suggest that mixing up repository with suppository would be quite bad.

[hazza]

KB/s and Kb/s

[DumHed]

hello and DIE!!!!!!!!

[oracle]

Instead of typing: www.hotmail.com
You accidently type: www.hotmale.com

:D

[Cassa]

I hate you for making that a clickable link.

[Maestro]

Originally posted by Cassa
I hate you for making that a clickable link. I hate myself even more for clicking it :p

[oracle]

User discretion is advised. :D

[kré]

the and teh

and yes teh is a word

[hazza]

Originally posted by cray
the and teh

and yes teh is a word


1 entry found for teh.
teh

TEH: in Acronym Finder

[kré]

Originally posted by hazza
1 entry found for teh.
teh

TEH: in Acronym Finder

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teh

Teh
"te"
The

teh intarweb

[rosamund]

erogenous and eroneous?

i.e: "The Prime Minister continues to make wildly erogenous claims."

[Maestro]

Originally posted by rosamund
erogenous and eroneous?In a similar vein, erotic and erratic.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by Maestro
In a similar vein, erotic and erratic.

what, like "The drunk driver ran several red lights and his steering was erotic."

[Nandragon]

Thespian

and

Lesbian

[and3w]

Pie
and
Pee:eek:

[wolfpac181]

Vagina and Virgina.

[and3w]

Originally posted by wolfpac181
Vagina and Virgina.
What does "Virgina" mean? I could understand "virgin" or "Virginia" (as in Woolf) bu not sure what "Virgina" means:confused:

[titties.jpg.vbs]

Clock and cock.

Really is nothing like asking your mom if she's going out to buy a green cock for the kitchen.

[Nandragon]

My hearing is not what it used to be.

sometimes I do get words mixed up.

The other day a doctor said something to me...
I said "Who you gonna spank?"
With a quizical look on his face he repeated again
THANK you.

We had a good laugh, I told him he could spank me anytime!

[wolfpac181]

Originally posted by and3w
What does "Virgina" mean? I could understand "virgin" or "Virginia" (as in Woolf) bu not sure what "Virgina" means:confused:

Virginia is a state in the US. Also a woman's name. Ask SSW about A woman who made a large contribution to the theater she works at............ haha.

Edit: My bad with the misspelling. VIRGINIA.

[Nandragon]

Oh, say it ain't so!

I'm going to correct someone else's spelling!

it's V-I-R-G-I-N-I-A

[ShadowNemesis]

VB and VD

As in "I'll have a VB"

[ToaDady]

eightyfour and eighty ford happens all the time at work.

[alcor]

Hung and hanged is a classic one.
also cracker and hacker

I once got in a bit of bother for saying 'foreign' when I should have said 'non-english speaking' or something.

Community radio stations.
:rolleyes:

[Cubane]

Originally posted by titties.jpg.vbs
Clock and cock.

A man walks into a clock shop, unzips his fly and flops his lil' fella out onto the counter. The young lady behind the counter calmly says "This is a Clock shop not a Cock shop". He replies "I know, I want you to put two hands and a face on this".

[Farbs]

Seal and SEAL. One of these isn't terribly useful when dropped into battle.

[utopian]

"Which" and "What".

An example is the title of this thread.

[Sodapop]

Avril and shite

[sagit]

Originally posted by Sodapop
Avril and shite

those 2 are equivalent and thus not hard to mix up...they are allowed to be interchangeably.

[kré]

Originally posted by Nandragon
Oh, say it ain't so!

I'm going to correct someone else's spelling!

it's V-I-R-G-I-N-I-A

http://www.crayonline.com/smilies/shock.gif

[utopian]

"Arkansas" and "Arcing Saw".

[Deimos]

Incense and Incest...

[wolfpac181]

"Pen is" and "Penis"
IE
The penis over on the table.

[and3w]

<shrugs>:rolleyes: "oh God"
and
<SCREAMS> :eek: "OHHHH GODDDDDDDDDD"

[rosamund]

Rapier and Raper (not necessarily a real word, granted).

i.e: "He stunned women he met with his raper wit."

[rosamund]

unclear and nuclear.

i.e: "North Korea's intentions towards the West remain nuclear at this time."

[wolfpac181]

Cock-sucking-mutha-fuckin-piece-of-shit-ball-licker
and
Bush

[FireHart]

Flammable and inflammable
:)

[ShadowNemesis]

ummmmm NERD & TURD:o

[CMYK]

"Go" and "Whoa"

[Deimos]

Gospel and Gossip

[flounder]

Gay and Gay

[rosamund]

Originally posted by h3@ven53nt
Those too are teh same wurd, flounder!

Try to be more careful with your wurds in future :D

guuh, time to reboot that brain.

flounder means:

gay - "they had a gay time at the fair" i.e: pleasant, fun, enjoyable.

and:

gay "guys who f*ck each other in the dustpipe are gay".

goddit?

[rosamund]

or were you being ironic? sorry...

[and3w]

Originally posted by rosamund
or were you being ironic? sorry...

Earth to Ros.....Earth to Ros.....your letting the UK side down here! (Well, if it can be let down any more than I already do..lol)
Time to reboot brain...what OS? Brain v.3.1? :D :p

[MaDHatteR]

Originally posted by flounder
Gay and Gay

homophones?

edited to add: jealous and envious should not be mixed up.

[Deimos]

Originally posted by rosamund
or were you being ironic? sorry...

Ironic and Facetious...

[flounder]

Originally posted by MaDHatteR
homophones?

(is that when you ring each other?)

Happy Campers?


:)

[flounder]

Solicitor and Soliciting

there is a cynical remark to be made here, or similar;)

[MaDHatteR]

Originally posted by flounder
(is that when you ring each other?)

Happy Campers?


:)

I find that farking hilarious. Top marks. :D :D

[rosamund]

negotiable and changeable.

there's a big difference between someone having changeable affections for you and having negotiable affections for you.

i.e: one's illegal!!

[and3w]

Originally posted by rosamund
negotiable and changeable.

there's a big difference between someone having changeable affections for you and having negotiable affections for you.

i.e: one's illegal!!

Don't you remember the old Pop Group song..."We are all prostitutes..everyone has their price"

And I don't think it's illegal in some of ausland?

(not that anyone would pay, all the aussie girl's I have been with had legs like hairy tree trunks)

<and3w don's flame proof suit and runs for nearest bomb shelter>
:p :D

[Deimos]

Profound and Profane

[rosamund]

paedophile and paediatrician.

this mistake was actually made in the uk, where zealous britons in the north apparently picketed and attacked the home/practice of a paediatrician after they misunderstood the plaque on his front gate.

Yeah, coz' paedos advertise their 'credentails' on etched brass plates?!?

And people think Chris Morris' Brasseye 'Paedageddon' episode was unnecessary?

[and3w]

Originally posted by rosamund
paedophile and paediatrician.

this mistake was actually made in the uk, where zealous members in the north apparently picketed and attacked the home/practice of a paediatrician after they misunderstood the plaque on his front gate.



Yeah, I remember that..but wasn't it a woman paediatrician?

[rosamund]

you may be right. that would make it even stupider.

ooh ooh, one for the americans:

Prevent and Prevert.

[and3w]

Originally posted by rosamund
you may be right. that would make it even stupider.

ooh ooh, one for the americans:

Prevent and Prevert.

Or Revenge and Respect ;)

[rosamund]

God and Goad.

Goat and Gloat.

[flounder]

Lecherer & Lecturer

[Mattryx]

Felching and fletching.

[rosamund]

Originally posted by Mattryx
Felching and fletching.

a chuck fan!!

Sexualize and textualize

Horny and honorary

Intelectual and ineffectual

[and3w]

Shag and Shrug :(
(well, I'd notice the difference <feels more than usually inadequate>)

[and3w]

Originally posted by flounder
Lecherer & Lecturer

*IS* there a difference?? :confused:

[flounder]

Originally posted by and3w
*IS* there a difference?? :confused:
I thought of that, but given there are lots of Uni students on this site there may have been ongoing issues.I have seen some sleazy pricks in action.

:(

military intelligence

[utopian]

Anemometer and Anenometer.

[rosamund]

Renal and penal. Renal confinement?

Renal and Penile.

Which would you rather have, if you had to choose? Renal failure or penile failure?

[flounder]

sceptic & septic

"I have just installed my sceptic in the back yard"
"They were the kind of shitty remarks typical of a septic"

effluent & affluent. (some may make a connection)

:)

[rosamund]

Intel and intelligence.

Intelligence is what the British and Allied forces rely on in Iraq.

Intel is what the US military relies on.

[flounder]

Originally posted by rosamund
Intel and intelligence.

Intelligence is what the British and Allied forces rely on in Iraq.

Intel is what the US military relies on.

You shitting me Ros?
The Yanks had less than half of the intelligence of the Brits? :D

imminent & eminent

[and3w]

Originally posted by flounder

military intelligence

This is an oxymoron (the oldies are the best ;) )

[flounder]

Originally posted by and3w
This is an oxymoron (the oldies are the best ;) )

Sorry, I got it mixed up with a mentally deficient welder:)

[Mattryx]

Originally posted by flounder


effluent & affluent. (some may make a connection)

:)

Micallef rules.

;)

[flounder]

refuse & refuse

[Mattryx]

"Steven Seagal is a fucking fuckhead. With spray on hair."


STEVEN SEAGAL IS THE FUCKING MAD NOTE!

[and3w]

Originally posted by flounder
Sorry, I got it mixed up with a mentally deficient welder:)

M8, much as I love you, you want shooting for this one...BANG :D :D :D

[rosamund]

Originally posted by Mattryx
STEVEN SEAGAL IS THE FUCKING MAD NOTE!

Uuuh, does that mean he's good or bad?

P.S. Not really a personal opinion, just a humorous thing DMX once said about him.

In fact, the only humorous thing DMX has said.

Ever.

[ShadowNemesis]

NEED HUGS

[and3w]

Originally posted by ShadowNemesis
NEED HUGS

Hug's sent :)
and
Hug's bent :eek:

[flounder]

metre and meter
appendectomy and addadicktome
;)
circumscribe and circumcise

[Mattryx]

Originally posted by rosamund
Uuuh, does that mean he's good or bad?

P.S. Not really a personal opinion, just a humorous thing DMX once said about him.

In fact, the only humorous thing DMX has said.

Ever.

It means really good.

[rosamund]

Lapotomy and Labotomy.

Copulate and Populate.

[utopian]

Marinara and Marijuana.

Although one of the girls I used to work with giggled her head off whenever she called the "Marinara" by the other name. But that's probably because she was stoned for every shift.

[pleed]

bing bing AND bing bong

[Mattryx]

Don't forget to bring those CD's home.

[Deimos]

Necromancy and Necrophilia

[marshmallowmae]

self-deprecating

self-defecating

[Foxfire]

Yes and No. :D

[thingy]

ya and mum.

[reaperman]

slot and slut.

TAFE class 2yrs ago. Hardware class (was hungover and fn tired). Doing a demonstration of how to plug in some card or chip and said "Which slut?" instead of "Which slot?". Female students and teacher were unimpressed.

[marshmallowmae]

Bytes & Bites

[reaperman]

Rhys and Rise (bloody high school principal at graduation ceremony thing. It's Rhys dhead.

[OddSocks]

Sex vs Success.


AKA "We wish you lots of success for the future" vs "We wish you lots of sex for the future" - as seen on AFHVS

[rosamund]

wrapped and raped (I swear to god. there was an e-mail going around work where someone refered to a server as IP raped).

example:

"On his stag night his friends stripped him, handcuffed him and raped him around a lamppost." :eek: