The ZGeek Online Quotes Thread

[Jaz]

Post #Zgeek IRC quotes here.

Rules:
- post QUOTES ONLY
- no LOLing, discussing etc.
- at least try to keep it independent like bash.org, e.g. not much background knowledge is needed to get the humour (although since this is zgeek some personalities and facts will already be established)
- links to bash.org containing zgeek ppl are ok.

edit: Spingo mentioned that ZG v3 will have a quotes facility.

Edit by thingy: It seems odd having a "real life" conversations thread containing online quotes. Changing it so this is all the online, the other is all the offline.

[Jaz]

<geggle> hmm
<shezy> hmmmmmm
<@Thingy> Hrmm ?
<shezy> ?
<@Thingy> Yes, ?.
<khirsah> uh huh.
<geggle> yes
<Jaz> ¿
<shezy> NO!
<@Thingy> No?
<shezy> ohhhhhhh yehhhhhhhh

[Spingo]

[16:24] <Jaz> Spingo that thread you said, doesnt have list of features
[16:26] <Spingo> JaZ :: Not even this post?
[16:26] <Spingo> http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=190296#post190296
[16:29] <Jaz> Spingo: ahh. didnt see that one
[16:30] <Spingo> How could you not see it? It's the biggest post ever! :p

[Jaz]

These are the bash quotes i remember

http://www.bash.org/?55924

http://www.bash.org/?53901

http://www.bash.org/?78812

http://www.bash.org/?84890

http://www.bash.org/?75597

http://www.bash.org/?71139

[Jaz]

<sagit> Colonel Monkey Magic
* @Thingy punches sagit in the genitals.
<sagit> :D
* imp gets another beer
<stillstudy> * thingy is now known as cock knocker
<sagit> how the fuck did you know i was gonna say that thingy?
<Cassa> does thingy have a auto script for when someone says monkey?
* @Thingy punches Cassa in the genitals.
<Cassa> yes he does

[sagit]

[16:59:20] <imp> I have a genital guard?
[17:00:04] * Rick produces a bottle of crotchguard
[17:00:34] <Jaz> hehe IMP: "i use 3M crotchguard on my carpet"

[still life]

<Mattryx> Some 40 year old chick flashed her boobs at us
<holster> my feet still hurt
<still_life> what, she dropped her tits on your feet ?

[MisterBishi]

<still_life> at least 1600x1200 is square

[Spingo]

[21:43] <Shez> omg i cant stop drawing on my tits
[21:43] <Shez> im having so much fun

[Jaz]

<utopian> but it dual boots with win2k
<@RickBitch> if it runs win2k, ditch 98 and save some space
<utopian> RickBitch:: it's a p166. It doesn't run it, it walks it

[rickbitch]

http://www.bash.org/?55155

http://www.bash.org/?55924

http://www.bash.org/?57174

http://www.bash.org/?65605

http://www.bash.org/?71139

http://www.bash.org/?75597

http://www.bash.org/?50767

http://www.bash.org/?78812

http://www.bash.org/?84890

http://www.bash.org/?53901

[rickbitch]

[2:18am] Asmodeus (~Asmodeus@157.238.65.99) has joined. «26 people»
[2:18am] <Asmodeus> blaarrrgghhhh sfajsdhpv zxc cxpzxpzoxcuvhbzcxv beep beep mort rutebaga fnord!
[2:18am] Asmodeus (~Asmodeus@157.238.65.99) has parted. «25 people»
[2:19am] <utopian> fnord? not the illuminati again
[2:19am] <Jaz> another drive by cussing



[02:29] * Asmodeus has joined #zgeek
[02:29] <Asmodeus> Shit fuck shit fuck cock ass fnord rutebaga rotting cactus dick barbara streisand!
[02:29] * Asmodeus was kicked by SpinGone (My eyez! Ze colourz do nozing!)
[02:29] <Urban> hehe
[02:29] <dimitri> for your abusing pleasure
[02:29] * Asmodeus has joined #zgeek
[02:29] <Asmodeus> and I stabbed her in the head with my cock
[02:29] * Asmodeus has left #zgeek

[Jaz]

<Jaz> every playboy playmate 1955-2002
<chrissy> in your house? shit! that's a lot of boobies!
<Jaz> hehe
<Asmodeus> yeah, but they're models, 5 ice cubes and a roll of toilet paper and you can feed the lot of them for a day

[Jaz]

<edeity> i kinda like actually being pussy whipped
<edeity> its really nice being bossed around by someone who wont respect you
...
<edeity> stop laughing at our troubled emotional lives shez

[sagit]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rickbishop
[B..http://www.bash.org/?55924
...QUOTE]


I found a sort of matching pic for this:

http://www.zgeek.com/gallery/uploads/suzie_1

[Jaz]

<Shez> can you die from lack of sex?
<Scathing> yes
<Shez> oops wrong window
<Shez> hehe

[Jaz]

<hazza-> hahahahaha
<hazza-> boobs on tv
<hazza-> oh.. there gone

[Grumblefish]

<Springo> Sup' habib
<Grumble> Not much habib
<Springo> fooly sik bra

[still life]

<BuffSleep> wangs = chortleplosion =D

[kré]

[19:17] <hazza-> angry for wang

[hazza]

<utopian> hazza-:: says the 17 year old boy who tries to put his dick everywhere
<@Spingo> Says the guy who wishes he could ;P




<r0p3g1rl> its too fucking cold
<r0p3g1rl> im outta here
<utopian> bye
<hazza-> good
<hazza-> no one fucking cares
<r0p3g1rl> hazza- stfu
<RaZ-blues> agree
<@washin_imp> true
<impwashing> *nods*
<pliskin> put on clothes
<hazza-> r u all backing me up or her?
<RaZ-blues> lol
* hazza- is confused
<RaZ-blues> you
<@washin_imp> you
<impwashing> you

[MisterBishi]

<hazza> NO ONE QUOTE IT

[MisterBishi]

<Urban> I need to get those
<Urban> ingredients
<Asmodeus> must be ice cold when made and drank
<Urban> Sailors Bitter
<Asmodeus> you would know

[Jaz]

<hazza> microsoft = nazi's
<hazza> msn users r the hitler youth

[SamBo]

*see my sig*

[thingy]

[19:24:12] <chrissi> and I got covered in silly string, which didn't look like silly string, it looked like something else white and sticky which was pretty hard to explain away to my boyfriend when I got home!

[19:28:21] <chrissi> shaw are you showing now?
[19:28:31] <chrissi> shaw? wft?
[19:28:40] <chrissi> what...
[19:28:42] <chrissi> even

[Spingo]

*sighs*
[21:05] <stillstudy> spingo has a date
[21:05] <stillstudy> you're kidding
[21:05] <stillstudy> no one quote that

[Jaz]

<holster> when i buy one
<holster> i used too
<sagit> holster: dont buy a stereo system that is incompatible with IRC. :D Spingo appears to have one of those and he keeps getting kicked
<sagit> :p
* Spingo (~jspiga@ppp397.nsw.padsl.internode.on.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<sagit> right on cue...

[Urban3300]

* Now talking in #TwilightTavern
<nazor> hiiiiiiii
<nazor> how can i download a movie from this program?
<nazor> can any one help me ?/
<Bishi> what movie you need?
<Urban> You are using mIRC?
<Urban> nazor, are you in an XDCC channel?
<nazor> no
<nazor> what is xdcc ?
<nazor> i think i can download a movie from this program
<nazor> is that right ?
<Urban> Yes
<nazor> so plz tell me how
<nazor> ??
<Bishi> we can share movies but need to be ops
<nazor> can you tell me
<nazor> what is ops mean >
<nazor> ??
<Urban> Are you in a warez channel or something?
<Bishi> right click my name, click control, and then op
<nazor> ok
* nazor sets mode: +o Bishi
<Bishi> that's it
<Bishi> was it any film in particular you wanted?[20:00] <nazor> how could i see your movie?
<nazor> what is warez chanel ?
<Urban> Where do you come from nazor?
<nazor> israle??
<nazor> israel ?
<nazor> what is the way to download a movie
<Urban> Where are you trying to get the movie?
<nazor> i have no idea
<Urban> ...
<nazor> cause i am a new in the mirc
<Bishi> you are trying to get us captured?
<nazor> so can you help?
<nazor> no no
<Bishi> you try to capture us for steal the movie from a mericans?
<Bishi> TAKE US TO MOSSAD?!?!?
<Bishi> NEVER
* Bishi sets mode: +b *!*@adsl-228-103.barak.net.il
<Urban> lol
<nazor> no no
* nazor was kicked by Bishi (nazor)

[Funcow2]

<Shez> damn i should check my pms on zgeek more
<Shez> silly shezy
<Blunt> you can check that on zgeek?!
<iCARUS> ta
<Blunt> wow, technology these days!
<iCARUS> pms?
<Blunt> you can find out on zgeek when its best not to flame the female zgeekers
<iCARUS> i hope i don't catch that god awful disease
<Potato> Zgeek, now with extra PMS
<Shez> LOL
<Blunt> lest you reap their terrible, monthly RAAAAAAGE!
<Shez> oh god
<Shez> what have i done

[still life]

[08:06] <rascuache> yer i am thinking the same thing as her, i'm rather hungry
[08:12] <still_life> hungry for coins ?
[08:12] <rascuache> i am not a slot
[08:12] <r0p3_food> you sure?
[08:13] <rascuache> yep
[08:13] <rascuache> contrary to popular belief
[08:13] <still_life> you sure look like a slot
[08:13] <still_life> :P
[08:13] <rascuache> ggf :P, in the nicest possible way

[royale]

Not IRC, but still chat..

<Col_Kurtz> now i have mayo on my mousepad....where's sambo?

[still life]

[12:31] <Jaz> RickBitch: have some flowers
[12:31] <Jaz>  A little Bouquet . .
[12:31] <Jaz>  §*-þ-*§
[12:31] <Jaz>  §þ*-|-*þ§
[12:31] <Jaz>  §*þ.\* |*/.þ*§
[12:31] <Jaz>  *þ§*\|/*þ§*
[12:31] <Jaz>  *-*|*-*
[12:31] <Jaz>  :-------:
[12:31] <Jaz>  |±±±±±±±|
[12:32] <Jaz>  \¥¥¥¥¥/
[12:32] <Jaz>  .....
[12:32] <Jaz>  Especially for you ! ! !
[12:32] <Jaz>  (*_*)
[12:32] *** Jaz was kicked by Movis (damn fool)
[12:32] *** Joins: Jaz (Jaz@c17527.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au)
[12:33] *** Quits: Jaz (Jaz@c17527.carlnfd2.nsw.optusnet.com.au) (Excess Flood)

[Asmodeus]

* Blunt burps
<Blunt> i love cock
<Blunt> coke!
<Blunt> FUCKEN GAY FINGERS!
* Funcow gives a bagful of cock to blunt
<Blunt> everytime i try to type coke it always types cock

[rickbitch]

[21:48] <geggle> my mum reckons that you should not write anything down you would not wish published on the front page of the paper

[21:49] <Spingo> geggle :: That's not what she said when I wrote my name in urine on her naked body last night :p

[Spingo]

[00:46] <Stripey> SPRINGO....
[00:46] <Spingo> yeah?
[00:46] <Stripey> can u fix my zgeek pms
[00:46] <Spingo> BTW, there is no R in my name!
[00:46] <sagit> giggle
[00:47] <Stripey> sorry
[00:47] <Spingo> Sorry. Pre-menstrual stress is not an area of expertise for me :p
[00:47] <Spingo> What's wrong w/ your private messaging stuff?
[00:47] <Stripey> it just says i dont have access..
[00:47] <Stripey> but i can look into ever forum. ect
[00:48] <Spingo> Can you reply to a thread?
[00:48] <Stripey> yes i can reply to ALL threeds
[00:49] <Stripey> everything works great , always has. for years. just lately , i cant read my pms..
[00:49] <Spingo> Stripey :: What is your username in the forums?
[00:50] <Stripey> Stripey_Horse
[00:50] <Spingo> OK.. I will ask again.. Can you reply to a thread?
[00:50] <Stripey> pm me spingo for my password , if u need it..
[00:50] <Stripey> YES I CAN
[00:50] <Stripey> do u want me to try again now..
[00:51] <Spingo> OK. Do me a favour, and reply to the "I confess thread"..
[00:52] <Stripey> Spingo. can u help. i dont mind. but i might have pms..
[00:52] <Stripey> Private message 's
[00:52] <Spingo> I can help, but you have to do as I ask. Can you try to reply to the "I confess" thread?
[00:52] <Stripey> ok
[00:53] <Stripey> um. where is that thread?
[00:53] <Spingo> Under General.
[00:53] <Stripey> i cant see it..
[00:54] <Stripey> i can see the PR0n thread.
[00:54] <Stripey> should i see a I CONFESS Thread there?
[00:54] <hazza-> lol
[00:54] <Spingo> Stipey :: Try to reply to this thread - http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6923
[00:54] <Spingo> *hits head on table*
[00:55] <Asmodeus> its like trying to herd ferrets, isnt it?
[00:55] <Stripey> I CANT
[00:55] <Stripey> spingo.
[00:55] <Spingo> For someone who is certain that they can reply in teh forums, you certain seem like..
[00:55] <Spingo> Oh??
[00:55] <Spingo> What's that??
[00:55] <Spingo> You cant reply to the forums????
[00:55] <Stripey> SORRY..
[00:55] <hazza-> pwned

[Chrissy]

<chrissy> My brothers were and are still are too annoying for me to want to sleep with them
<RickBitch> maybe if you had been able to sleep with them you would not find them so annoying
<RickBitch> :P
<chrissy> I doubt it!
<chrissy> I am the pretty one in our family!
<chrissy> ooh actually though...both me and my brother are adopted (from different families) so, it removes the whole genetic problem, it's just the law and society that says it's wrong for me to sleep with him
<RickBitch> technically the law may not even apply
<chrissy> it does
<chrissy> I checked!
<chrissy> hehe
<Urban> hehe
<RickBitch> rofl
<

[Spingo]

[21:49] <Thingy> Your accent is EXACTLY like a girl who sits a few meters away from me but a lot stronger.
[21:49] <Spingo> I AM NOT A GIRL!

[Cassa]

<Blunt> i want tto be a woman so i can sit on a inncorrectly loaded washing machine and get myself off on the spin cycle
<Blunt> and i wouldnt have to travel far to clean my soiled panties
<Blunt> soiled with FEMALE CUM! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Jaz]

<stillsleep> if you're going to say shit about people's personal lives
<stillsleep> a) check with them
<stillsleep> b) constrain yourself to facts
<stillsleep> b) constrain yourself to facts <--------
<stillsleep> b) constrain yourself to facts <--------
<stillsleep> b) constrain yourself to facts <--------
<Scathing> sorry jon, I missed that last point.
<Scathing> what was it again?
<stillsleep> b) constrain yourself to facts <--------
<@Thingy> There was a point somewhere?
<Scathing> in my pants!
* stillsleep was kicked by Movis (constrain yourself to one line)

[thingy]

<Cassa> logic ruins all my fun
<Thingy> That's why you use alcohol. All logic goes out the door.
<SamBo> unfortunatly no one can be told where the logic went, you have to throw it up for yourself

[rickbitch]

<Urban> boooooring
[4:07am] <@RickBitch> well, do SOMETHING, instead of complaining about having nothing to do
[4:07am] <@RickBitch> which I guess could be defined as doing something.......
[4:10am] <Urban> Sorry
[4:11am] <@RickBitch> well, if you're complaining about having nothing to do, you actually are doing something. you're complaining about having nothing to do, therefore, you have nothing to complain about.
[4:11am] <@RickBitch> does that make sense?
[4:11am] <Urban> Yes
[4:12am] <@RickBitch> so the act of complaining actually voids the complaint
[4:13am] <Urban> I should be dead before I can be bored
[4:13am] <@RickBitch> perhaps you could complain about the fact that complaining about having nothing to do actually gives you something to do
[4:14am] * @RickBitch envisions everyone reading that last line 26 times before getting it
[4:14am] <Urban> hehehe
[4:14am] <@RickBitch> I had to, and I wrote it!

[still life]

<imp> i thought i was a trick question

[still life]

[18:31] <agony> if you guys wanna have cybersex
[18:31] <agony> be my guest
-> [msg(agony)] *inserts a penis in ya*

[kré]

[19:51] <cray[cs]> tries every 3 seconds until it finds an open spot -_-
[19:51] <La-La> thats pretty hardcore nerd technology!
[19:52] <cray[cs]> no, a pocket protector is hardcore nerd technology
[19:52] <cray[cs]> this is pure geek efficiency
[19:52] <cray[cs]> -_-

[rickbitch]

[2:06am] <@Movis> I am Movis hear me roar
[2:06am] * holster listens
[2:06am] <@Movis> roar
[2:06am] <Funcow> movis, the gay lion
[2:07am] <@Movis> I KILL YOU!
[2:08am] <Funcow> <gay voice> OH BE NICE!!

[sagit]

[10:20:25] <utopian> :(
[10:20:34] <utopian> i need a|A
[10:20:53] <sagit> you really drunk are ya?

[still life]

[23:08] <Movis> I am normal
[23:08] <Blunt> LIES!

[hazza]

*** Signoff: Poisonivy (Quit: It's not that I don't like you, you're just insignificant.)
<r0p3g1rl> yay! she's gone
<r0p3g1rl> yay!
<edeity> heh
<r0p3g1rl> lol
<edeity> she doesnt like soppy us i think
<r0p3g1rl> oh der!
* edeity giggles sweetly
<r0p3g1rl> i think im going to be sick
<edeity> i really have to do some work darling. Just got back from my meetings.
<r0p3g1rl> fine!
<r0p3g1rl> whatever
* edeity blows r0p3g1rl... and gives her a kiss
<r0p3g1rl> bye
<edeity> ill leave me here just to check up that your not flirting too much
<r0p3g1rl> ggf
<edeity> heheheh.
* edeity blows kiss, then heads off to work

[hazza]

<r0p3g1rl> i still have all my teeth no fillings
<holswork> so do i
<Lord_Werk> i still have my real breasts ;p

[rickbitch]

[00:20] <Movis> Asmodeus comes with terror!
[00:20] <Asmodeus> no.. Asmodeus comes ON terror
[00:20] <Movis> terror stands no chance
[00:21] <Asmodeus> nope, it cant stand the white storm from teh bbbs
[00:21] * Blunt has quit IRC (Quit)

[sagit]

[18:57:36] <BluntKFC> T3 rocked. T2 is still better but T3 DID NOT SUCK AT ALL
[18:57:45] <hazza-> terminator r0x0red
[18:57:47] <BluntKFC> Arnie. Shit blowing up. What more do you want?
[18:57:51] <BluntKFC> plot?!@
[18:57:54] <Urban> a plot
[18:58:02] <BluntKFC> theres never been a plot in a terminator movie you curs!
[18:58:03] <hazza-> u dont need a plot with an arnie movie
[18:58:04] <sagit> yea. that would definitely help...
[18:58:20] * BluntKFC rates Terminator 3 over Matrix Reloaded
[18:58:28] <Movis> I saw Arnie on the TV tonight
[18:58:33] <BluntKFC> it was sooo full of itself, The Matrix. took itself too seriously
[18:58:34] * druid rates Half-life 2 over T3
[18:58:38] <Urban> Me too

[sagit]

[18:52:43] <Shez> sorry i wasnt paying attention i was watching forbidden show
[18:53:16] <sagit> i spose you'll be watching the next show which will replace it in a week or two as well?
[18:53:31] <Shez> and what is that?
[18:53:48] <sagit> not sure i can say publicly, but i'll try...
[18:54:04] * Thingy puts Shez over his knee & spanks.
[18:54:07] <Thingy> How dare you.
[18:54:08] <sagit> australian * cough loudly*idol* cough *
[18:54:58] <Thingy> Surely it can't be any worse at least.
[18:55:13] <Thingy> (Famous last words #565432).
[18:55:25] <Shez> oh no i dont wanna hear crappy ppl
[18:55:26] <sagit> somewhere as bad no doubt...
[18:55:40] <sagit> so why watch BB, shezii? :p
[18:55:47] <sagit> or rove?
[18:56:47] <Shez> i like watching crappy ppl
[18:57:21] * Thingy raises eyebrow.
[18:57:24] <sagit> but not listening to them?
[18:57:28] <Thingy> Is that why you're on zgeek? To watch us?

[MisterBishi]

<Scathing> speaking of punching people in the genitals.....
* geggle has joined #zgeek

[rickbitch]

11:09pm] <Bishi> my cousin touched me where i pee and i got all 'wtf' and went home
[11:10pm] <Bishi> i never spoke to him again

[Cassa]

[16:56:11] <SamBo> hungry titmouse donkey

[Cassa]

[16:56:11] <SamBo> hungry titmouse donkey

[SamBo]

*still_life winna
<SamBo> and how!
<utop_laksa> by self-declaration
<utop_laksa> brb
<still_life> by consent of the silent masses
*SamBo burps
<SamBo> i'm not silent
<still_life> and you are massive ?
<SamBo> oh yeah!
<still_life> k
<utop_laksa> wow, you're on fire tonight
<SamBo> lol
*utop_laksa throws turpentine on still_life
*still_life thanks spingo's parents for sambo
*SamBo has a chortleplosion

[still life]

[19:16] <utop_laksa> teh teh teh
[19:16] <Weatherman> TEH ISN'T A WORD YOU MORON.
[19:16] <utop_laksa> tehran
[19:16] <Weatherman> TEH ISN'T A WORD YOU MORON.
[19:16] <utop_laksa> no, but tehran is
[19:17] <Weatherman> TEH ISN'T A WORD YOU MORON.
[19:17] <Weatherman> stop that
[19:17] <utop_laksa> yeh, i know.
[19:17] <utop_laksa> TEHRAN
[19:17] <Weatherman> TEH ISN'T A WORD YOU MORON.
[19:17] <utop_laksa> TEHRAN
[19:17] <Weatherman> TEH ISN'T A WORD YOU MORON.
[19:17] <utop_laksa> UTEHRAN!!
[19:17] <Weatherman> TEH ISN'T A WORD YOU MORON.
[19:17] <utop_laksa> TEHRAN!!
[19:17] <Weatherman> TEH ISN'T A WORD YOU MORON.

[MisterBishi]

<still_life> bug in zgeek
<still_life> looking for new posts counts as a search :\

[still life]

[20:39] <still_life> I believe that since it didn't originate on the search page
[20:39] <still_life> it shouldn't stop you from searching afterwards
[20:40] <still_life> god damn this 60 second thing is annoying

[r0p3 g1rl]

<Rascuache> that is sams cure for heart break, go out and pick up, men women, both
<Rascuache> and get shit faced

[r0p3 g1rl]

<Kurtz> ooooooooo me want
<Kurtz> scathing

[edeity]

<Lord_Werk> edeity : you're wanking again :(

note correct usage of "you're"

[thingy]

[19:55:52] <SamBo> i wanna go to the bettie ford clinic!
[19:56:06] <SamBo> centre i mean
[19:56:17] <Thingy> SamBo - Then go.
[19:56:29] <Thingy> SamBo - Maybe they can finally do something about your mayo addiction.
[19:57:19] <Bishi> to cure mayo addiction they have to amputate your face

[MisterBishi]

<drx> im going to stay out of this childish display of immaturity & watch pingu

[Urban3300]

[00:44] * Poisonivy has to go
[00:44] <Poisonivy> later bitches
[00:44] * Poisonivy has quit IRC (Quit: It's not that I don't like you, you're just insignificant)
[00:44] <SOC> um... bie!
[00:48] <SOC> i eat poo
[00:48] <SOC> hmmmmm poo
[00:48] <SOC> is anyone listening
[00:48] <SOC> chicken poo
[00:49] <SOC> chicken poo
[00:49] <SOC> chicken poo
[00:49] <SOC> chicken poo
[00:49] <SOC> chicken poo
[00:49] <SOC> chicken poo
[00:49] <SOC> STOCKING!!!
[00:49] <SOC> BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:52] <SOC> urban?
[00:54] <SOC>
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo???????????????????? ?????????????????????
[00:56] <SOC> dum de dum...
[00:59] <SOC> boooooorrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggggggggggggggg gggggg...........
[01:04] <SOC> lalalaalala
[01:06] * SOC has quit IRC (Quit)

[still life]

[17:11] <Cassa> yeah cos we're mad cunts
[17:11] <still_life> you are
[17:12] <Cassa> true

[kré]

[22:36] <druid> Movis : the IRQ quotes thread will reveal the secret
[22:36] <@cray> IRQ quotes O_O
[22:38] <@cray> <SBPCI> IRQ = 17
[22:38] <@cray> <CPU> LOL!

[sagit]

[20:35:33] <druid> anyway, is there someone here who got 403 Forbidden when trying to buy more drinks when drunk?
[20:35:50] <still_life> 403, forbidden
[20:36:04] <Foxfire> a 403 forbidden?
[20:36:33] <cray> i got 404 bar not found
[20:36:37] <cray> i was way too drunk

[SamBo]

<DrDivad> i'm plotting to kill both of you
<SamBo> oooo!
* SamBo = scared
<SamBo> NOT!
<DrDivad> death by vortse!
<SamBo> oh no! the worst kind of death!
<Poisonivy> no that would be death by mayo
<DrDivad> death by mayo-covered vortse
<iKAROS> nooooo donkeyyy
<SamBo> hahaha
<SamBo> death to the extreme!

[still life]

[22:27] <hazza> Spingo oh no wait im gonna pretend that im offended by a personal attack
[22:27] <hazza> "PERSONAL AATTATACK *#&#*"
[22:27] <hazza> there now im way to cliche for you to ever think im a self obsorbed tool
[22:27] <geggle> HAZZA'S A SELF-ABSORBED TOOL :D :D
[22:27] <hazza> OMG
[22:28] <hazza> PERSONAL AATATACKCK CLICHE , YOU ARE, LAOL, CHORTLE, WANG, PRONG, NIPPLES
[22:28] * hazza nails sign to forehead
[22:28] <geggle> Make sure you use 4-inch nails hazza
[22:28] <hazza> "I WRITE IN CLICHE THEREFORE I AM ...."
[22:29] <hazza> a fucking new age zgeeker
[22:29] <hazza> nah nah
[22:29] <hazza> clan
[22:29] <hazza> cliche lame ass noob
[22:29] <hazza> bahaha
[22:29] <hazza> OMG
[22:30] <hazza> make that into something funny, then repeat it 30000000000 times so it loses all humour
[22:30] <hazza> :cool: CHECK IT OUT
[22:30] <hazza> I CAN WRITE :COOL: AS A POST
[22:30] <hazza> AND PEOPLE WHO SUCK ASS ALL DAY WILL LOVE ME
[22:30] <hazza> "I CONQQUURRR WITH YOU MOVIS"
[22:30] <hazza> "NICE POST CRAAAY"
[22:30] <hazza> "GRUMBLEFISH IS TEH KING"
[22:30] <hazza> "I R UTOPIAN"
[22:31] <hazza> HEY .. JUST COS IVE HAD 4 CANS OF COKE, half a pack of tim tams, maccas, and other boiled lollies doesnt mean im hypo ok
[22:31] <hazza> ok
[22:31] <hazza> kikikikikikikiki

[kré]

<@cray> :cool:

[MisterBishi]

<Movis> There eyes black in kingdoms of gold, like rocks of this desert where we wander in circles, stairs up the ass of time
* MadBiker is now known as MadTV
<Bishi> stinky stairs
<Bishi> "hey scathing's mom, is that a ladder in your tights, or are they stairs up the ass of time?"
<Cassa> hahahaha
<Cassa> bishi you are my hero
<Scathing> you bitches

[Spingo]

[06:04] <Stocking> My name is Stocking
[06:04] <Stocking> It is a little shocking
[06:05] <Urban> heheh
[06:06] <Urban> youre spamming the channel again
[06:06] <Stocking> sorry
[06:07] <Stocking> but, no one was talking, so i had to do all the talking myself
[06:07] <Urban> Of course no-one was talking. Theyre all asleep!
[06:07] <Urban> And I was watching tv
[06:07] <Stocking> at 9pm?
[06:07] <Urban> Its 23:00
[06:08] <Urban> over here
[06:08] <Urban> and 6:08 in australia as you well know :)
[06:08] <Stocking> 23:08
[06:08] <Urban> uh..yes
[06:08] <Stocking> i do know that
[06:09] <Urban> Im confused
[06:10] <Stocking> hehe
[06:10] <Stocking> i need another beer

[hazza]

<@Movis> the bible is a shit read

[still life]

[20:58] <Stocking> 15 pounds an hour and i'd think about it
[20:58] <Stocking> i'd be grossed out, but i'd think about it
[20:59] <still_life> 15 pounds an hour, i'd expect blow jobs.
[20:59] <Bishi> hang on a minute

[still life]

[21:50] <Stocking> yay
[21:51] <Stocking> i've made it to irc quotes 3 times

wrong.

[DrDivad]

[22:10] <Scathing> sluts? Where
[22:10] <Scathing> ???
[22:10] <still_life> Scathing: BEHIND YOU!
[22:10] * Joins: Cassa

[Jaz]

<Bishi> does backstage involve putting your Willy Wonka in her Chocolate Factory, Rick?

[kré]

[10:25] * Now talking in #zgeek
[10:25] -Z- AUTHENTICATION SUCCESSFUL as cray
[10:25] -Z- Welcome to Z!
[10:25] * Z sets mode: +o cray
[10:33] * Blunt has left #zgeek
[11:17] * das has joined #zgeek

it's all happening here folks...

[kré]

[15:31] * @Movis runs around in circles
[15:31] <Renegade> there is no circle
[15:32] <@Movis> of course there is you fucking idiot

[MisterBishi]

<Weatherman> listening to elo
<Bishi> electronic light orchestra eh?
<Bishi> how fagtastic
<Weatherman> yes

[Urban3300]

[19:49] <zebby> hey all again
[19:49] <zebby> who is Z
[19:54] <Stocking> the mysteious z
[19:54] <Potato> It's a mystery, alright
[19:54] <zebby> thanks
[19:55] <zebby> pirate?
[19:56] <Potato> Yaar, me hearties
[19:56] <Potato> Scale the mizzen mast and swab the poop decks or I'll send ye to davy jones' locker
[19:56] <zebby> yeah.. is z pirate?

[MisterBishi]

Edited for length....

* The_LSD has joined #zgeek
<The_LSD> Does anyone know a link to a website which changes words into sentences... i.e. James into Jam and monkeys eat stake J.A.M.E.S
<Bishi> erm..
<Urban> So you like LSD eh?
<Urban> ;P
<The_LSD> Nah... LSD is a shortened name, it stands for Lesser Spotted Dodo
<Urban> Hmm
<Bishi> not Lysergic Acid Dopityupethojsdpohd
<The_LSD> But it also sounds like a drug which is cool... now you ask which came first me thinking of LSD to be cool or thinking of Lesser spotted Dod to go with it
<The_LSD> So anyone heard of this website?
<Urban> Nah, sorry man. Havent seen it
<The_LSD> I think they are called mnemonics or something like that
<Bishi> acronyms?
<The_LSD> No, the opposite orf that... it changes words or acronyms into titles/sentences
<Bishi> yeah :|
<Bishi> but.. you made lesser spotted dodo yourself, right?
<Urban> Hecho en México
<The_LSD> Yes... I came up with Lesser Spotted Dodo first then I wanted to shorten it and found it shortened to LSD which was lucky
<Bishi> well why not use your imagination, instead of this site?
<Bishi> or why don't you tell us what you want mnemonic0rised and we'll do it!
<Urban> of course we're not free...
<The_LSD> Cos the site is COOL! It has really random ones!
<Bishi> nothing's more random than me! ª\ª
<Urban> or me...I can prove it...hey Bishi say something
<Bishi> mongole
<Urban> something else
<Bishi> spastic
<Urban> Spastinen mongooli
<Urban> Hey Bishi sano jotain
<Urban> The_LSD, mitä äijä?
<Bishi> laheta se helikopteri!
<Bishi> usted es casi tan viejo como mi hermano
<Urban> Olet varmasti aika sekaisin
<Urban> jejeje arriba!
<Bishi> la serpent du pantalon est dans la maison!
<Urban> el mariachi
<Bishi> Aye aye aye!
<Bishi> fucken cabron
<Urban> me gusta tocar gitarra me gusta cantar el son
<Urban> mariachi me acompaña quanto canto me cancion
* The_LSD has quit IRC (Quit)

[MisterBishi]

<Stripey_Ho> but damm , i dont use irc
<iaidoka> HAH
<Stripey_Ho> i hate chatting.

[rascuache]

Blunt: I DIDNT VOMIT!
Scathing: yeah you did
rascuache: what was it then?
Blunt: i just drank too much at once and it wanted out
Blunt: wasnt a true spew
Scathing: ....back into the yard glass, too

[Jaz]

<Blunt> cassa left her nuts here

[Buffy]

<Funcow> how can you smell your nuts? can you contort?

<hazza> take right hand

<hazza> put down pants, rub balls

<hazza> sniff hand



:p

[Jaz]

<SamBo> ouch
<Buggy> you mean - a TROUT??????
* Buggy DUX from the wrath of spingo
* Jaz slaps Buggy around a bit with a large rainbow trout
* You were kicked by SpinGone (My eyez! Ze colourz do nozing!)
* Rejoined channel #zgeek
<Buggy> omg! he's fucken serious
<Buggy> what a wanker

[sagit]

<Thingy> Spingo sez more F1 drivers should have IRC screens on their right hand side.

[Cassa]

[22:22:46] < drx> damn it!
[22:22:51] < drx> i'll be back in a man
[22:22:54] < drx> *min

[rickbitch]

[23:48] <Movis> I am so fucking metal
[23:49] <Movis> and so is my wife
[23:49] <RickBitch> I AM HIS WIFE
[23:49] <Movis> SHUT UP!

[rickbitch]

[00:36] <nosedog> bah. I'm goan to bed.
[00:36] <Urban> Night nosedog.
[00:36] <nosedog> Movis: today I would like to be kicked out .....
[00:36] * nosedog was kicked by Movis (Good night noble nasal hound)

[rickbitch]

[15:33] <Blunt> JESUS IS STILL ALRIGHT WITH ME
[15:33] <Blunt> JESUS IS STILL ALRIGHT, OH YEAH
[15:33] * Blunt giggles at christian rock
[15:33] <Blunt> or is it catholic?
[15:34] <Blunt> bah, same invisable friend, different cubby house

[MisterBishi]

<Zebby> anyone use linux here?
<Zebby> thinking about trying it
<Bishi> i use OpenRed BSDHat 8
<Zebby> whats it like compared to xp.
<Zebby> and big download.
<druid> how about the RedBook DBAhat?
<Zebby> and i use serial ata
<Bishi> RedBook DBAhat is good because it runs right off the CD, ~650mb download
<Zebby> interesting
<Zebby> good so i can still keep windows.

[druid]

[04:08] <druid> <druid> it's a quote from Fight Club
[04:09] <Jaz> <Jaz> It's a quote from IRC

[kré]

[23:03] <RaZ> fuck the dictionark !!

[SmaSheD_CoW]

not from #zgeek, but figured it was still worth a mention :)

[17:14] * snAPES has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[17:15] * snAPES has joined #arcane
[17:15] <snAPES> gg to 'power' button on keyboard turning off the computer

[kré]

[19:15] <@holster> I AM A PIG

[DrDivad]

[19:34] <Weatherman> welp, off to dinner. pm me sometime blueboy, we can talk comix some more :D
[19:34] * Parts: Weatherman
[19:35] <BlueBoy> is he hitting on me? O_o
[19:35] <cray> hehe
[19:35] <Urban> I wanna take you to a gay bar

[DrDivad]

[18:45] <utopian> http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10813
--
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[18:57] <hazza> i didnt know u could actually suck cock over the internet
[18:58] <hazza> u proved me wrong utopian
[18:58] <Cassa> haha
[18:58] <Cassa> you winr
[18:58] * buttyeastp high-five's hazza
--
[18:58] <Bishitrain> * hazza bbl (exciting discovery)
[18:58] <Cassa> dumhed just had a chortleplosion
[18:58] <hazza> lol

[kré]

[23:17] <Bishi> chrissy: I want you
[23:17] <chrissy> bishi, liar
[23:17] <chrissy> you are just saying that
[23:18] <chrissy> you don't really mean it
[23:18] <Bishi> i do
[23:18] <Bishi> i want you
[23:18] <chrissy> do you?
[23:18] <Bishi> yes
[23:18] <Bishi> i want you
[23:18] <chrissy> honest?
[23:18] <Bishi> OUT OF MY INTERNET

[sagit]

[21:43:54] <Urban> . /ª/ª\
[21:44:02] <Bishi> easter island smiley!

[kré]

[12:36] <Jaz> "If applying for Heavy Vehicle License: Eye color[ ] Height[ ]"
[12:36] <Jaz> wtf?
[12:36] <Scathing> heheheh
[12:36] <Jaz> truckie dating service
[12:36] <Scathing> brown-eyed people can't drive heavy vehicles.
[12:37] <Scathing> and if you're around 5'6 you can't see over the steering wheel.
[12:37] <Jaz> dont you mean blue eyed?
[12:37] <Jaz> most ppl are brown eyed
[12:37] <Scathing> I don't know what I mean.
[12:37] <Scathing> Most people don't drive trucks, either.
[12:37] <Scathing> now you know why.

[thingy]

[15:48:33] <Spingo> [15:49] Thingy [Work]: Damn that wind is fun. Travelling along in a straight line, feeling like I've got a flat due to how it's pushing my bike around. :)
[15:48:33] <Spingo> [15:50] Spingo: Hahah.
[15:48:33] <Spingo> [15:50] Spingo: DO you feel windicated?
[15:48:33] <Spingo> [15:50] Spingo: *chortle*
[15:48:37] <Spingo> Man, I'm so lame :p
[15:48:51] <Cassa> yes
[15:48:51] <geggle> yes, you are
[15:49:02] <geggle> YOU ARE! :D

[thingy]

[19:06:59] <Cassa> [19:06:37] <Cassa> mm krispy kreme
[19:06:59] <sagit> hmmm... i'll leave that alone

[still life]

<nosedog> ok ... I'm an idiot.

[Aardvark]

<Potato> I have an almost naked chick beside me
<Potato> What do I do now?
<RickBitch> blast her in the arse
<Urban> 15 hour day? wtf
<Bike_Meat> Potato: thrust the lubed fist into any orifice available
<Urban> you work too much
<RickBitch> Everyone could screw her
<RickBitch> I'd even go last
<RickBitch> But I don't like sloppy seconds
<RickBitch> So I'll blast her in the arse

[SamBo]

<cray> i was gonna go down the basketball court today and shoot some, but i can't find my damn connector thingy for the pump to inflate the ball :/
<BtrFly> bugger...
<SamBo> you know he doesn't like it when people use his name in vein!
<SamBo> Thingy i mean
<cray> yeah well
<cray> he aint here -_-
<BtrFly> lol
* SamBo opens up the quote thread :D
<cray> heh
<cray> so maybe god works like thingy
<cray> 'omnipresent' just means he's got an intricate network of spies
*** Thingy (sambo@dialup-194.17.194.203.acc08-kent-syd.comindico.com.au) has joined channel #zgeek
* Thingy stabs cray
*** Thingy has left #zgeek
<SamBo> woah!
<cray> HAHAHA
<cray> wtf
<SamBo> damnit, i stuffed that up
<cray> ?
<SamBo> *** Thingy (sambo@dialup-194.17.194.203.acc08-kent-syd.comindico.com.au) has joined channel #zgeek
<cray> hehe
<SamBo> :p
<cray> i dont have that shit turned on anyway ;/
<SamBo> still going in the quote thing though :p
<cray> hehe

[Jaz]

<SamBo> the 2 times i have been into gay clubs, i have had a great time :D
<Scathing> SamBo - yeah, but you couldn't sit down for a week afterwards
<Poisonivy> not surprise there Sambo
<Scathing> heheh
<SamBo> i'm not gay
<still_|ife> but your boyfriend is
<Blunt> heh
<Scathing> chortle

[kré]

not from #zgeek, but it needs a play somewhere :o

[11:53] <@frail> mp3/nine inch nails - where is everybody/05m39s@192kbps
[11:54] <@cray> mp3/nine inch nails - over there/03m57s@192kbps
[11:54] <@frail> mp3/nine inch nails - thx mang/05m01s@192kbps
[11:54] <@cray> mp3/nine inch nails - ^_^/04m21s@192kbps

[iaidoka]

<iaidoka> I lost all respect for the Doctor in the episode where he wanted to leave Voyager and become a professional singer
<iaidoka> he is a fucking MEDICAL HOLOGRAM
<|iCARUS|> nelix was the guy that banged one of the super beings
<|iCARUS|> like that annoying kid in STNG
<Buffy> man, ds9 was so boring i have no idea of the characters or what ever happened.... thats a bad sign to me =P
<Urban> ds9 the suck
<druid> I think DS9 was about segway races of the elderly
<druid> around the station
<Buffy> lol
<druid> that was really a velodrome
<Jaz> its all happening in #zgeek tonight.....Star Trek debate

[Cassa]

[16:07:59] <Cassa> blunt you slit
[16:08:01] <Cassa> slut
[16:08:04] <Scythe> hehe
[16:08:05] <Cassa> typos ahoy
[16:08:11] <Blunt> tee hee! 'slit'
[16:08:16] * Cassa is giggling
[16:08:20] * Blunt is a bleeding slit

[still life]

<Cassa> spurticus...now theres a porn star name

[thingy]

This was on ICQ seeing as I can't get IRC at work (I'm waiting until 8pm so I can shut the servers down, I'm allowed to socialise on the 'net dagnabbit!).

[19:50:06] * Cassa L dances a merry jog
[19:50:07] Cassa L: jog
[19:50:10] Cassa L: FUCK
[19:50:12] Cassa L: jig

[MisterBishi]

<chrissi> do they have t'internet in Spain?

[thingy]

[18:53:05] <sagit> ouch..that needs some loving...
[18:53:14] <RaZ> yeah :( so does my arse :p

Oh, and I feel I must point out what the discussion was about.

[18:52:41] <RaZ> www.optusnet.com.au/~razchris/DCP_0015.JPG

[rickbitch]

[05:36] <drx> im eating Urban
[05:36] <drx> theres meant to be a comma there
[05:37] <drx> *im eating, Urban
[05:37] * Urban coughs*quotes thread*cough*
[05:38] <drx> oi, watch it you

[Spingo]

<still_life> thingy's thingy is hard to find?
<BlueBoy> thingy, we have it down here :P

[rickbitch]

[20:34] <still_life> my lamp is unstable :
[20:34] <still_life> \
[20:35] <Spingo> So is your grip on reality.
[20:35] <still_life> true

[sagit]

[20:09:04] <Cassa> yeah youd get stoned by the public
[20:09:07] <Cassa> for being too ugly
[20:09:08] <Blunt> all i'd need is a mirror, ample supply of KY and various vegies from Coles
[20:09:22] <Blunt> Cassa: whats your secret then?
[20:09:32] <Cassa> foetus paste

[Cassa]

Following on from the above quote:

[22:06:35] <Blunt> store bought or home made?
[22:06:48] <Cassa> home made
[22:06:53] <Cassa> its cheaper than birth control
[22:06:55] <Cassa> i like to recycle

[LauraleeBug]

[15:19:46] <Buggy> can I get another ride on the BIG machine??? :P
[15:20:19] <RickBitch> yeah, and I'll even take you for a ride on my bike!
[15:20:30] <Poisonivy> heh
[15:20:30] <Buggy> LOl, ok, that too!

[LauraleeBug]

[15:50:14] <Lord_Werk> if you get a bit out of shape, you tend to get wide pretty easy
[15:51:21] <RaZ> I've got nothing against him, but then again, he's never coagulated in my vagina. (c) nosedog <-------- LOL

[Cassa]

[21:25:20] <druid> I wouldn't swallow the offer without seeing that most of them work

[rickbitch]

[00:50] <SHoK> i like toast
[00:50] <Blunt> i dont
[00:50] <Blunt> fuck off
[00:50] <SHoK> fine
[00:50] <SHoK> bye
[00:50] * Quits: SHoK (rjacobso@CPE-203-51-24-150.nsw.bigpond.net.au) (Quit)

[rickbitch]

[00:53] <Blunt> my brother just got a girlfriend. shes fat. i mocked her
[00:53] <Decker> lol
[00:54] <Blunt> but he too is also large. i made a comment about them rolling each other in flour before sex. my father blew soup out of his nose. my mother sent me to my room

[Spingo]

[16:23] <Spingo> GO AWAY KIDS!
[16:23] <Spingo> "Do you have any jobs we can do for money?"
[16:23] <Spingo> Not unless you're a prostitute!

--- And ---

[16:33] <RickBitch> it was sarcasm, spingo.......
[16:33] * Spingo is too serious for sarcasm.
[16:33] <Spingo> Though it would appear not too serious for ironic remarks :p

[Urban3300]

<Urban> Saurophaganax maximus looks cool
<Movius> thats more like it
<druid> Goatsecxus Maximus is the best dino evar

[thingy]

[22:10:10] <druid> have the forum posts ceased entirely or is it just me+

No, it's just you.

[rascuache]

Thingy: It was a bad joke. TLA == Three Letter Acronym.
rascuache: oh
rascuache: yeah, you're right
rascuache: i didnt laught at all
Thingy: Good.
rascuache: you've been up all night not drinking havent you
Thingy: No, I'm completely sober.
Thingy: That's the problem here.
rascuache: read it properly
rascuache: you've been up all night NOT drinking
Thingy: See what it's doing to me?

[rickbitch]

[20:26] <druid> I have no internet connectivity atm
[20:27] <druid> wait, did I just contradict myself

[rickbitch]

[21:02] <RickBitch> hi hol
[21:02] <holster> hey rick
[21:03] <RickBitch> How you been girlfriend, you down with it baby?
[21:04] <holster> i been good girlfriend! i'm always down with it
[21:04] * holster clicks fingers and waves arm
[21:05] <RickBitch> word honey, word
[21:05] <Blunt> you aint all that and a bag of potato chips
[21:05] * RickBitch clicks fingers and moves head and kneck side to side
[21:06] <RickBitch> yo boy, you keep your skinny white ass out of it
[21:06] <RickBitch> you just talk to the hand, ya hear?
[21:07] * holster squeals and starts on a long monologue about hair and fingernails
[21:07] <Blunt> shutup bitch, 'fore i slap you, ho ass bitch
[21:07] <RickBitch> yo baby, you gotta ditch that zero and get yo'self a hero!

This has been another presentation of Zgeek IRC Theatre!

[rickbitch]

[00:09] <holster_> dont get me wrong, i like gaytimes

[rickbitch]

[16:59] <drakin> going home time :)
[16:59] * drakin gets ready for the 5:00 chime...
[16:59] <drakin> If everyone would return their trays to the upright position....
[17:00] <RickBitch> DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
[17:00] * Quits: drakin (drakin23@203.220.254.139) (Quit)

[still life]

<Bishi> Chrissi
<utopian> sux
<Chrissi> 'tops

[sagit]

[22:01:05] <Bishi> I downloaded phone booth, moved the pc to the lounge to watch it on the TV with missbishi, got comfortable, hit play and *bam*
[22:01:11] <Bishi> Cheerleaders Who Do Anal
[22:01:22] <Bishi> gotta love kazaa

[MisterBishi]

<Bishi> hey
<Mew-Girl> Can I help you?
<Bishi> how are you?
<Mew-Girl> Everything is running smoothly.
<Bishi> peachy
<Mew-Girl> Ask me another question.
<Bishi> how old are you?
<Mew-Girl> I was connected to the net on November 23, 1985.
<Bishi> sweet
<Mew-Girl> Thank you for that remark.
<Bishi> wanna cyber?
<Mew-Girl> I have been asked that question more than 10,000 times since 1995.

[Movius]

<Movis> I look like Movis
<Mew-Girl> Movis , You sound very attractive.

[MisterBishi]

<druid> so this programmer walks into a bar
<druid> and a subcontractor is doing the barkeep's job
<druid> programmer orders a few beers but doesn't seem to get drunk
<druid> he says to the bartender "hey this beer does nothing"
<druid> barkeep answers "should work if you ask me"
<druid> and at that point the programmer PUNCHES THE FUCKTARD'S FACE IN HIS ASS
<druid> end of story

[rickbitch]

[16:03] <RickBitch> altho I often wonder how far those enormous norks stick out and if you lay down, would they be taller than you.....
[16:03] <Cassa> yes the boys at my highschool used to ponder that one aloud too
[16:03] * fuzzy_dice sprays milk out his nose
[16:04] <Cassa> i gave them all fuck off, right in the face

[Cassa]

[16:37:15] <Bishi> I'll go for ages without dreaming then have a week full of wierd dreams like the dream ticket guy is doing a promotion and my brain is a damn cheapskate

[MisterBishi]

<Bishi> fuckfuckfuck
<Bishi> i appear to have lost some money
<Bishi> i had £20
<Bishi> i have had 4 pints of stella
<Bishi> 5
<Bishi> 6 pints of stella
<Bishi> and a double southern comfort
<Bishi> hmm
<Bishi> i appear to have spent some money
<Bishi> shit.. i'm quoting myself

[Asmodeus]

<Asmodeus> the real question is, shoudl we spellcheck this before postin git.

<Asmodeus> but if you really want here, go for it.. you can have it all, be my guest
* fuzzy_dice passes
<Asmodeus> translation : please god help me get rid of her, i wouldn't even fuck her with pirates dick
<fuzzy_dice> with his dick and YOU pushing
<fuzzy_dice> that's till a no
<fuzzy_dice> *still
<Asmodeus> hmm, now maybe if i was giving him an.. er boost from teh back
<Asmodeus> lol
<fuzzy_dice> no anal tag for me today, 'preciate it
<Asmodeus> that was probably in a pr0n flick somewhere, and they probably called a man condom or something.
<fuzzy_dice> i think it's called a daisy chain
<fuzzy_dice> or is that a string of head-to-tail?
<Asmodeus> i wouldn't know these sort of things
<Asmodeus> daisy chain would probably be end to end
<fuzzy_dice> i read a lot of things i probably shouldn't
<Asmodeus> they probably do it with 3 guys, hencee the one in teh middle usually being called lucky pierre
<fuzzy_dice> awww...awww...AWWWWWW...aww.awwwww.awwwww
* Asmodeus cackles evilly
* fuzzy_dice cleans brain with wire brush
<fuzzy_dice> and possibly some lemon scented pledge
<Asmodeus> spingo will have fun reading this log
<fuzzy_dice> i hope somebody does. i have three, possibly four mental images burned in my brain that have NO BUSINESS THERE WHATSOEVER
<Asmodeus> i think this will have to go into th IRC quotes page

[rickbitch]

[19:23] <RickBitch> cassa.cx
[19:23] <Cas> haha i just said out loud to dumhed 'it's a bit painful' just as you wrote that

[Spingo]

<utopian> ah, no wonder agony asked me out for drinks, she's desperate

[SamBo]

<Scathing> fucking bored.
<Scathing> stupid fucking people
<Scathing> anyway
<Scathing> time for some BF
*** Signoff: Scathing (Quit: 1942)
<SamBo> woah! scathing is going to find a BoyFriend!
<Scythe> hehe

[Funcow2]

<chrissy> my feet are sexay
<still_life> chrissy : mine are better.
<chrissy> still_life: that's not true I am afraid, mine are infinately more beautiful
<Funcow> my feet are like hobbits feet, and therefore are better than all your feet, noobs.
<chrissy> My feet are the equivilent of J-Lo's bum
<sagit> * RickBitch rubs his wang amongst chrissy's toes
<Scathing> chrissy has nice feet.
<Funcow> chrissy has big corns on her feet?
* RickBitch rubs his wang amongst chrissy's toes
<Funcow> i dont like chrissy's toes anymore
<Funcow> they have been 'tampered' by the rick.

[scathing]

<Scythe> tis easier to score a goal than to score
<Scythe> wider target, for one thing
<still_life> .... you hope

[still life]

http://forums.zgeek.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11583

<sagit> scathing: go for a drive and get rid of those horrible thoughts from your head....
<sagit> just remember to sit IN the car rather than ON it
<Scathing> sagit - i'll try

[still life]

<Urban> I dont like downloading files from p2p
<Urban> I use winmx

[Urban3300]

[18:07] <Urban> I dont like downloading files from p2p
[18:07] <Urban> xcept mp3
[18:07] <Urban> I use winmx

[still life]

<BtrFly> that isnt nice!
<still_life> i'm not nice
<still_life> CUPS OF TEA ARE NICE
<sagit> btrflt: smack his bottom then
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<RickBitch> blowing my load on your face is nice
...
<DogWomble> looks like i came in at the right time

[rickbitch]

[19:31] <ras> if you're gonna drink new, dont expect me to swallow
[19:31] <RickBitch> perhaps you should tell Lion Nathan that and they'll start working on it
[19:31] <sortius> hahahaha
[19:32] <sortius> "we've researched into a new type of beer... this one doesn't taint your semen"
[19:32] <RickBitch> what better advertising could there be? "Drink our beer and girls will WANT to give you head"
[19:32] <sortius> hahaha
[19:32] <sortius> flavoured cum from beer
[19:32] <sortius> see, this is how great ideas are formed... start with one good one... augment it... and sell it
[19:33] <sortius> "cherry new"
[19:33] <sortius> "blueberry new"
[19:33] <sagit> cherry is a good one...
[19:33] <sagit> :p
[19:33] <sortius> "blackcurrant new"
[19:33] <sortius> ;o==8
[19:33] <ras> artificial blueberry sucks
[19:33] <Urban> hmm
[19:34] <ras> i'm suprised it doesnt make your semen go blue
[19:34] <RickBitch> and the thing is, it is a beer company with a vested commercial interest that would happily spend the money to rush something like this to the market
[19:34] <ras> makes everything else go blue
[19:34] <sortius> hahahaha, and have a big bold ad campaign to go with it I bet eh RickBitch ;P
[19:34] <RickBitch> I thought that was just vaginal blood
[19:35] <RickBitch> they always show that as being blue.......
[19:36] <sortius> oh... ha... haha
[19:36] * RickBitch is glad someone finally got that.....
[19:36] <ras> wait a second i havent finished holding my sides
[19:37] <sortius> I see it is funny, but if I had have understood it at first it would have been much funnier
[19:37] <sortius> now she gets it
[19:37] <sortius> I had to explain it to her
[19:37] <ras> oh i get it now
[19:37] <RickBitch> hehehehe
[19:37] <ras> its not funny
[19:37] <sortius> yer it is
[19:38] <sortius> it's funnier now that I know you dont think it's funny
[19:38] <RickBitch> and how!
[19:38] <ras> would have been funny if i had gotten it without you explaining it to me
[19:39] <sortius> we all cant help it if you're slow :P

[Chrissy]

<{RaZ}> god I love #zgeek after work, makes me fuckin smile for a mile

[rascuache]

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Buffy^: ooooiiiii SLUT
Buffy^:
agony: U MUTHERFUCKEN WHORE
Buffy^: imcoming to see you on the weekend ay mey
Buffy^: )
agony: WHY DONT U ANSWER MY EMAILS
Buffy^: because you fucking suck balls
Buffy^: big hairy ones too
Buffy^:
agony: what kinda discrimination is that
Bishi: MAYBE SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR STUPID ALPHABET
agony: u do it all the time
agony: u gobble on them
Buffy^: gobble gobble
agony: so anyway
agony: u whore
agony: u cant come n the weekend
Buffy^: GGF biatch
Buffy^: oh yeah?
agony: what do u think i am
Buffy^: WATCH ME
agony: some kinda stoner

[DrDivad]

[20:43] <Bishi> i've been working since 8 o'clock on a 3 sets of perms for 10 sets of users in a horrible directory tree and now i have complet0red it and asked my manager for a payrise
[20:44] * Bishi feels a sense of achievement today
[20:44] <sagit> whats that in english?
[20:44] <Rick> I never knew you were a hairdresser!

[still life]

<still_life> want to see a picture of my grandma's grave ?
<utopian> want to see a picture of your grandma's dick?

damn necrophiliacs

[nosedog]

<Bishi> I wonder if Jews are allowed to run Seti@Home on the Sabbath?

[utopian]

{-00:34:29-} * agony has joined #zgeek
{-00:34:34-} <still_life> hey slut face
{-00:34:38-} <still_life> you get on buffy ?

Saucy!

[sagit]

[12:26:29] * Scythe is eating toast. Hot, buttered toast.
[12:27:45] <sagit> scythe, you say that in a way that makes me think you are getting sensual with it
[12:28:08] <Scythe> so?
[12:28:14] <Scythe> anything wrong with that?
[12:28:16] <sagit> i spose you are gonna describe the butter dripping off the toast next
[12:28:31] <Scythe> i just like toast, that's all!
[12:28:41] <Scythe> leave me alone!
[12:28:48] <sagit> "first there was american pie (and 2 sequels). now see australian toast!"
[12:28:55] * Scythe peers around in a paranoid manner

[Chrissy]

<Bishi> you suck at my internet
<chrissy> I fucking rock!
<Bishi> stay on your own internet
<chrissy> Bishi, you don't have an internet
<Bishi> the version 8 cd is in the post
<nosedog> none of you can play on my internet
<cray> we all suck at t'internet?
<nosedog> and its the bestest internet
<chrissy> does Spain have t'internet?
<Movis> I am in the net

[utopian]

<Movis> one of the the food sniffing dogs at Adelaide airport didn't like my bag when i got back from Sydney last time.
<Chocholic> if you say that you have just finished a shift in a kitchen they normally let you walk (depending on your character i guess)
<Movis> "Do you have any fruit in your bag?"
<Movis> "no"
<Movis> "ok then
<utopian> food sniffer dogs?
<Movis> they sniff for fruit
<Bishi> the dogs would sniff you if you smelt of food because they are greedy cop dogs
<Movis> and vegetables
<utopian> food is a terrible tragedy, it permeates our way of life and comes into our houses. DID YOU KNOW: kids are at risk from food at school EVERY DAY
<Movis> to keep Fruit Fly out of SA
<utopian> say NO to food
<utopian> sponsored by the international association of breatharians
<prize> " I used food on a daily basis and look what happened to me " - Sambo
<prize> hehe
<Scythe> hehe
<utopian> hahaha
<Scythe> hohoho

[MisterBishi]

<Bishi> I reckon we should flashmob Enochlophobia Anonymous

[Drakin]

<Urban> My head contains a big .log file.

May i suggest a laxative?

[Asmodeus]

Urban3300: Brazilian.Anal.Violations.5-PORNOLATiON.tar
Urban3300: Whoops, wrong window ;)
Asmodeus: hhahahahahah

[Cassa]

[20:14:16] <Blunt> its cause i said it cause im such a funny bloke
[20:14:21] <Blunt> and dead sexy to boot
[20:14:49] <Cassa> oh yes. i just want to bang you til your eyeballs bleed
[20:15:13] <Blunt> they'd have to be bleeding already from being stabbed out for me to be anywhere near you naked!
[20:15:20] <Cassa> i hate you

[rickbitch]

[01:35] <utop[away]> PENIS IN EAR = DANCE ALL NIGHT

[Urban3300]

[20:39] <Blunt> this is why all aussies are hard cunts. we're all trained from a young age in case we ever encounter a dropbear
[20:40] <Blunt> yet its still like The Matrix with agents. every person whos ever gone up against a dropbear has died
[20:40] <Blunt> we are awaiting 'The One'
[20:40] <Urban> haha
[20:41] <Blunt> but being aussie he is probably getting pissed in some pub or some shit
[20:41] <Blunt> thats why we all like alcohol too. we are always in some state of pissedness to dull the pain if an attack does occur
[20:42] <Blunt> BEWARE THE DROPBEARS!

[still life]

<pliskin> was quite funny seeing a group of like 10 goth guys all looking quite angry have a heated coversation about makeup
<pliskin> and application techniques

[DrDivad]

[22:16] * Joins: utopain (nosedog@dsl2-p195.gos.hunterlink.net.au)
[22:16] <utopain> waaaah B&R sux0rz waaaah !
[22:16] <utopain> waaaah B&R sux0rz waaaah !
[22:17] * utopain is now known as nosedog

[DrDivad]

[22:23] <@Cas> omg you have no ops
[22:23] * Movis was kicked by Cas (Movis)
[22:24] <nosedog> funny
[22:24] <DrDivad> hehe
[22:24] * Joins: Movis (me@m020-055.nv.iinet.net.au)
[22:24] <@Cas> pwn3ed
[22:24] <DrDivad> owned with a capital P
[22:24] * Z sets mode: +o Movis
[22:24] * Parts: @Cas (Cabora@m020-055.nv.iinet.net.au)

[nosedog]

<Bishi> lesbos love the cock
<Bishi> lesbos are fags
...
<Funcow> lesbians would be cool if they rooted guys instead...

[rascuache]

lets play who's got what STD

[19:57] <rascuache> herpes
[19:57] <geggle> yeah got that one

[sagit]

<Shez> i bought a condom for my phone today and now its gone all sticky and weird and i dont like it
<Shez> i mean a case not a condom
<Shez> damn what am i thinking
* Shez spanks herself for being naughty

[MisterBishi]

<Urban> What is it with people who complain about sm0k0ring
<Urban> I dont smoke, I dont complain. I dont give a fuck!
<Bishi> werd werd
<sagit> "I no complain"
<Bishi> I worked out the revenue from tax from cigarettes in the UK in a smoking thread ages ago, and its a hell of a lot more than the expenditure.
<Urban> Hmm.
<lujan> Bishi, I reckon, that the Aus govt gets about $5,475,000,000 a year from tobacco tax
<lujan> thats = to our defense spending :)
<Bishi> those damn antismokers are putting our borders at risk

[thingy]

[17:32:43] <Blunt> The ABC is putting on hella old school cool shit lately
[17:34:32] <Thingy> Blunt - You are not Humphry. Sure he too wears no pants, but that does not make you two one in the same.
[17:35:04] <RickBitch> thingy: that is correct. humphry has friends.......

[BlueBoy]

<holster> i have stiff to look at :D

[Buffy]

[10:50] <Thingy> ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:50] <Thingy> MORMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:50] <Thingy> I just heard the buzzer, picked up the intercom "Hello. Brodie and Sonia are our names, we're doing a religious call". That's where I hung up.
[10:52] <BtrFly> hehe you could have had a religious three way!
[10:52] <hazza-> fucking one and stimulating the other with a cross

:D

[BlueBoy]

[10:45] <Scathing> and not even the might of Blunt can provide me with the same kind of hot beef injection as my dad

[Cassa]

[18:39:20] <Blunt> i hope your children are really ugly!
[18:39:47] <Blunt> and their elbows and arseholes are swapped around

[MisterBishi]

* Now talking in #zgeek
* Topic is '[02:43:02] <BlueBoy> so how do you interpret this? <holster> i have stiff to look at :D'
* Set by Thingy on Fri Oct 03 17:44:50
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[rickbitch]

[18:34] <RickBitch> cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa
[18:34] <RickBitch> dumhed DUMHED
[18:34] <RickBitch> cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa cassa
[18:34] <RickBitch> dumhed DUMHED
[18:34] <Blunt> ahhhh silvia! silvia! its a silviaaaaa!

[DumHed]

from a friend on ICQ:

"i think i already d/l all the pron on the net"

[sagit]

[20:31:00] <Bishi> lollers "Microsoft announce Solitaire II DELAYED"
[20:31:12] <Maestro> Was the source leaked?
[20:31:28] <Bishi> apparently so
[20:31:48] <Maestro> OMG the haxors will make lamebots for it when it comes out!~1
[20:31:52] <Movis> Solitaire II, now theres an anticipated game
[20:31:54] <druid> well both HL2 and Solitaire II should now become amazingly stable and fast since they are now Open Source

[kré]

[13:40] <Kurtz> so what's the general reaction from your victims when they find out they've been knifed to death?
[13:40] <@stabmatic> "ouch"

[rascuache]

rascuache: yeah, must be hard, everyones so busy laughing at you they never get turned on enought to get their kit off
Blunt: actually i told the guy at the other store i was gonna fuck her in the arse after work on the phone. then i said "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!". then i turned round and a mum and her kid were there. i went and hid in the dunny for 10 minutes
rascuache: "Fuck Funny, get yer knickers off"
Blunt: rascuache: i get my kit off instead
Blunt: another reason why they laugh
Blunt: i guess im gonna get the sack on monday. but thats okay. i hate that job
•Blunt is sick of customers that he is rude to actually coming back and complaining
Blunt: it gets me in shit. i mean, how dare they!
Blunt: fucking cunts

[hazza]

<Poisonivy> do i got out, get really wasted and dance my ass off in really tight pvc and snog every hot chick i can get my hands on...............or...................stay home with Lujan and 2.0 with no drugs and watch movies
<Poisonivy> im really fucking lazy tonight so im leaning towards the second option
<@RickBitch> do i got out, get really wasted and dance my ass off in really tight pvc and snog every hot chick i can get my hands on.......... and bring them home for an orgy
<druid^> option number two sounds good
<Poisonivy> Rick ...yeah that would be the plan....Lujan keeps reminding me about the 3some i promised him
<hazza> u go "got" out girl!
<Poisonivy> speak english or shutup hazza
<hazza> ahahahahaha
<hazza> fucking shot urself in the head that time didnt ya

[Poisonivy]

Thanks for editing my post Spingo, even though it was on topic.

Spingo strikes again!!

<Buffy^> damn straight
<Buffy^> im with ivy, mmmm drugs ;)
<Buffy^> hehehe
<Buffy^> i have been sitting on two pills for about 6 months now, i can't bring myself to munch em =D
<Buffy^> i think im getting old ;(
<DrDivad> i don't think my parents or sister would give me drugs :P
<Buffy^> haha, mine would =D

[still life]

<Spingo> still_life :: Fuck off, my car isn't good :p

[Deimos]

<Bishi> listening to music from 1994 is so 1996

[Chrissy]

<Urban> okay chrissy...hear this
<Bishi> haha
<Urban> I'll be your lollipop, you can lick me anywhere
<Bishi> that's funny on its own
<Bishi> that is going to be my new catchphrase
<Urban> what?
<Bishi> "Ok <name>, hear this:"
<Urban> hehe
<Urban> Theres not a problem that I cant fix coz I can do it..in the mix.
<Urban> And if your man gets in trouble just to move out on a double
<Urban> and you dont baby trouble your brain..coz away... goes...
<Urban> trouble... down the drain.
<Urban> 'said away... goes...trouble... down the drain.
<Turtle_Wr> not that again
<Turtle_Wr> get a new song, you!
<Urban> okay...
<Urban> SHOOT THAT POISON ARROW TO MY HEEEEAAAART!

[MisterBishi]

<Urban> *paedophile
<Bishi> yer
<Bishi> although americans don't have the 'a'
<Urban> crazy 'mericans :)
<Bishi> I pronounce it pædophile
<Urban> check this out....
<Urban> pedofiili
<Bishi> pædofiili
<Bishi> that way its like its spelt properly but you use one less character
<Bishi> so business cards are cheaper
<Urban> lol
<Asmodeus> i dont think id put pedophile on a business card

[MisterBishi]

Edited out some Motor Racing nonsense and something about edeity having coffee.

<chrissy> well, I've checked, and there's no-one in the house
<Asmodeus> look behind you
<Bishi> I'm home now, I found what I wanted
<chrissy> oooh, you're horrible Asmodeus
<chrissy> I did as well!
<Urban> go outside
<chrissy> no fucking way!
<chrissy> it's dark and windy out there
<Urban> leave the door open for 10 minutes, see what happens
<Bishi> lol
<Asmodeus> hmm, ok, maybe i have teh wrong house ten , please take your top off and press your breasts up agains tthe window so i know its you
<chrissy> not a chance!

...

<chrissy> plz stop making scary noises in my house
<chrissy> I don't like it
<Asmodeus> creeeeeaaaaaaakkkk
<chrissy> gah!
<chrissy> git!
<Asmodeus> thump thump thump
<chrissy> i'm serious
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<chrissy> I don't like it :(
<Burglar> chrissy: where do you keep the expensive stuff?
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<Asmodeus> ROTFLAMO

[Chrissy]

<edeity> yay. i made a ageek irc quote
<edeity> well, i mean i was mentioned as being deleted from one

[Poisonivy]

agonia at her finest

<agony> FOR FUCKS SAKE
Oct 14 18:23:40 <agony> i just wanna go hoommee
Oct 14 18:23:47 <SamBo> lol
Oct 14 18:23:49 <sagit> its a compact disc ya wanker,. tell him to get on with it
Oct 14 18:23:49 <pleed> I think the correct term is ffs
Oct 14 18:23:57 <sagit> bit late..oops
Oct 14 18:23:58 <SamBo> thankyou pleed
Oct 14 18:24:30 <agony> im making a bigger point
Oct 14 18:24:33 <pleed> i think the correct term is thx
Oct 14 18:24:38 <BtrFly> SamBo - go to siknes
Oct 14 18:24:56 <BtrFly> pleed - lol
Oct 14 18:25:49 <SamBo> are you happy now Ivy? me and btrfly "got a room"
Oct 14 18:26:04 <BtrFly> lol - grr baby!
Oct 14 18:26:05 <Poisonivy> yes
Oct 14 18:26:11 <SamBo> good :D
Oct 14 18:27:31 <agony> i thought buttfuckly is a guy
Oct 14 18:27:53 <pleed> maybe it is
Oct 14 18:27:55 <Poisonivy> nah man
Oct 14 18:27:55 <BtrFly> err - no
Oct 14 18:27:58 <Poisonivy> she's sambo's woman
Oct 14 18:28:07 <SamBo> thats not very nice agonia
Oct 14 18:28:30 <Poisonivy> since when is she ever nice?
Oct 14 18:28:37 <BtrFly> true, true...
Oct 14 18:28:44 <agony> wait i gotta pick up a call
Oct 14 18:28:46 <SamBo> true
Oct 14 18:28:53 <SamBo> agonia is gonna pick up!
Oct 14 18:28:58 <BtrFly> lol
Oct 14 18:29:06 <agony> fuck
Oct 14 18:29:13 <agony> nevermind
Oct 14 18:29:15 <agony> so
Oct 14 18:29:15 <sagit> * agony tells (l)user to STFU and F Off
Oct 14 18:29:29 <agony> i didnt know sambo could score a slut
Oct 14 18:29:36 <Poisonivy> lol
Oct 14 18:29:38 <Poisonivy> oh man
Oct 14 18:29:39 <SamBo> i didn't, i scored a nice girl
Oct 14 18:29:44 <BtrFly> hey
Oct 14 18:29:51 <sagit> hey
Oct 14 18:29:52 <sagit> its
Oct 14 18:29:53 <Poisonivy> fuck you crack me up...no wonder i love you
Oct 14 18:29:54 <sagit> saturday
Oct 14 18:30:03 <sagit> not its not..its tuesday :p
Oct 14 18:30:06 * BtrFly throws a rocket in agonys direction
Oct 14 18:30:22 <agony> i dun need no salad biatch
Oct 14 18:30:27 <SamBo> me throws mayo in everyone's direction
Oct 14 18:30:29 <SamBo> crap
Oct 14 18:30:33 <pleed> i was waiting for Fat Albert
Oct 14 18:30:35 <BtrFly> eek!
Oct 14 18:30:38 <agony> anyway
Oct 14 18:30:39 * SamBo learns how to use actions in irc
Oct 14 18:30:46 <agony> so btrfly is nice girl
Oct 14 18:30:55 <BtrFly> yes i am!
Oct 14 18:31:02 <SamBo> indeed!
Oct 14 18:31:08 <agony> in which way, you give good head?
Oct 14 18:31:13 <Poisonivy> heh
Oct 14 18:31:17 <BtrFly> that too ;)
Oct 14 18:31:26 <agony> or u can fit 3 cocks in ur mouth
Oct 14 18:31:41 <agony> are u any good at circle jerks
Oct 14 18:31:48 <Poisonivy> lol
Oct 14 18:31:50 --> DrDivad (DrDivad@m064-020.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #zgeek
Oct 14 18:31:51 <Poisonivy> this is gold
Oct 14 18:31:52 <pleed> I always heard about good head. I don't know if there is bad head. From a males point of view
Oct 14 18:31:52 <BtrFly> i have no idea what they are
Oct 14 18:32:07 <agony> haha
Oct 14 18:32:07 <Poisonivy> i have fantastic head
Oct 14 18:32:10 <Poisonivy> just ask Lujan
Oct 14 18:32:11 <sagit> gday doc
Oct 14 18:32:13 <agony> she doesnt know what circle jerk is
Oct 14 18:32:14 <Poisonivy> give rather
Oct 14 18:32:17 <DrDivad> sagit
Oct 14 18:32:23 <agony> would u like to find out btrfly
Oct 14 18:32:28 <SamBo> this convo has gone bad....
Oct 14 18:32:32 <agony> i can arrange
Oct 14 18:32:38 <DrDivad> what a time to wander in
Oct 14 18:32:51 <Poisonivy> agongy is on fire!
Oct 14 18:32:54 <Poisonivy> -g
Oct 14 18:32:55 <pleed> I read a story about motley crue, the roadies stood in a circle and jerked themselves and a lady dressed as a cat, crawled around the middle and licked it out of their hands,
Oct 14 18:33:00 <agony> hehe
Oct 14 18:33:14 <SamBo> pleed... that's nasty
Oct 14 18:33:24 <agony> i guess thats one way
Oct 14 18:33:24 <SamBo> OMG DrDivad!!!! LOL
Oct 14 18:33:31 <pleed> yeah, sort of makes me want to be a raodie though :P
Oct 14 18:33:41 <agony> the normal way is to shoot straight into the bitches mouth
Oct 14 18:33:46 <Poisonivy> not really...my brother has a doco motely crue book...they did alot worse than that
Oct 14 18:33:48 <DrDivad> sammamamabo
Oct 14 18:33:51 <BtrFly> no thank you agony - i am sure they would rather your experienced mouth
Oct 14 18:33:58 <pleed> but it's to hard to get the timing like that.
Oct 14 18:34:13 <agony> btrfly thats ok, the less experienced, the more thrill
Oct 14 18:34:17 <pleed> yeah, that story is in the book.
Oct 14 18:34:23 <BtrFly> nah thank you anyway...
Oct 14 18:34:24 <Poisonivy> hehehehe
Oct 14 18:34:26 <agony> u can go there with ur tight mouth
Oct 14 18:34:27 <agony> hehe
Oct 14 18:34:34 <-- Lord_Away has quit (Ping timeout)
Oct 14 18:34:40 <Poisonivy> now BtrFly...all nice girls swallow
Oct 14 18:34:51 <pleed> she didn't say it was tight, just not 2 cocks worth.
Oct 14 18:34:58 <pleed> 3 cocks maybe
Oct 14 18:35:01 <BtrFly> yes i know. but i am all SamBos... no one elses
Oct 14 18:35:12 <agony> thats what u say now
Oct 14 18:35:16 <Poisonivy> aww how sweet
Oct 14 18:35:26 <Bishi> nice girls do spitroasts
Oct 14 18:35:26 <BtrFly> i have always been a 1 man, woman
Oct 14 18:35:27 <agony> wait till sambo shows you what hes really like
Oct 14 18:35:33 <agony> i saw the videos
Oct 14 18:35:48 <Poisonivy> oh dear
Oct 14 18:35:55 <BtrFly> ivy - ditto
Oct 14 18:35:56 <SamBo> who released my videos???? WHO DAMMIT???!!!!
Oct 14 18:36:02 <pleed> spitroast high five?
Oct 14 18:36:11 <BtrFly> well they were bound to get out eventually.... :P
Oct 14 18:36:13 <Bishi> hell yeah
Oct 14 18:36:13 <Poisonivy> how come i don't have a copy of said video
Oct 14 18:36:25 <Bishi> SamBo: I bought mine on eBay
Oct 14 18:36:28 <SamBo> lol
Oct 14 18:36:29 <Jaz> Poisonivy: you're not geek enough
Oct 14 18:36:33 <SamBo> how much bishi?
Oct 14 18:36:34 <sagit> dont look at me. i only do sambo photochops
Oct 14 18:36:37 <agony> brb n00b on phone
Oct 14 18:36:37 <pleed> I think there is alink on cumfiesta.com
Oct 14 18:36:48 <Poisonivy> Jaz kiss my ass felcher
Oct 14 18:36:51 <Bishi> and I have a DivX of it that I downloaded from Kazaa because it was labelled as Sleepless in Seattle
Oct 14 18:36:59 <sagit> hahaha
Oct 14 18:37:07 <pleed> lolz0r
Oct 14 18:37:08 <BtrFly> shouldnt it have been sleepless in chats-wood??
Oct 14 18:37:09 <SamBo> lol
Oct 14 18:37:17 <SamBo> tee hee hee, wood
Oct 14 18:37:18 <Poisonivy> no no
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Oct 14 18:37:21 <DrDivad> nah "sleepless in the Saddle"
Oct 14 18:37:21 <Bishi> you're orgasm wasn't as nice as Meg's dude :(
Oct 14 18:37:24 <sagit> sheziiiiiiiii
Oct 14 18:37:24 <Poisonivy> it was called sleepless in mayo
Oct 14 18:37:26 <SamBo> shez
Oct 14 18:37:30 <Poisonivy> Shez
Oct 14 18:37:32 <BtrFly> lol ivy
Oct 14 18:37:33 <Shez> =)
Oct 14 18:37:35 <BtrFly> hey shez
Oct 14 18:37:35 <SamBo> oh dear...
Oct 14 18:37:42 <pleed> sheza
Oct 14 18:37:46 <Shez> hello you sexc people
Oct 14 18:37:50 <Poisonivy> fuck
Oct 14 18:37:51 <agony> re
Oct 14 18:37:54 <Poisonivy> i need to start dinner
Oct 14 18:37:56 <DrDivad> Shez
Oct 14 18:37:59 <SamBo> so do i
Oct 14 18:38:02 <Poisonivy> i need to urinate too
Oct 14 18:38:07 <agony> mmm dinner
Oct 14 18:38:09 <SamBo> DrDivad is sleepless in the saddle
Oct 14 18:38:14 <agony> fuck speaking of which
Oct 14 18:38:15 <Poisonivy> haha
Oct 14 18:38:16 <Shez> im having dinner now yay
Oct 14 18:38:25 <agony> i dunno what to cook
Oct 14 18:38:29 <BtrFly> i had dinner earlier - chips from the uni bar!
Oct 14 18:38:33 <pleed> I had chicken and ham in pastry for tea last night./
Oct 14 18:38:38 <Bishi> hey agony i could get you a spoon?
Oct 14 18:38:39 <DrDivad> yes exactly, how could anyone sleep with me in the saddle
Oct 14 18:38:40 <Poisonivy> im making spaghetti bologanise
Oct 14 18:38:44 * Poisonivy will be back later
Oct 14 18:38:47 <agony> oh heres that shez whore that disappeared for ages
Oct 14 18:38:49 <pleed> it was good. could have used more cheese though
Oct 14 18:38:51 <agony> still eating i see
Oct 14 18:38:53 <agony> u fat slut
Oct 14 18:38:54 <sagit> ooo...yummy
Oct 14 18:38:56 <agony> hehe
Oct 14 18:39:06 <sagit> spag bol
Oct 14 18:39:16 <Shez> and i missed you too agony
Oct 14 18:39:27 <sagit> yeah right
Oct 14 18:39:39 <agony> hows wollongbong
Oct 14 18:39:50 <agony> u weak junky
Oct 14 18:40:14 <BtrFly> smells like weed still...
Oct 14 18:40:15 <Shez> its great coz u dont live here
Oct 14 18:40:47 <agony> thats what u think

[utopian]

<sagit> imagine movis with a huge satellite dish in his butt
<utopian> LORLZ
<sagit> or perhaps not

[sortius]

here's some shameless self promotion from... gah... another channel other than #zgeek...

***please delete if inappropriate***

.:[15:01]:. <sortius> they dont tend to see young people as good with IT here in newcastle
.:[15:01]:. <sortius> it's like they are still living in the 50's
.:[15:01]:. * supace66 (apple@210.8.28.48) Quit (Quit)
.:[15:01]:. <speed12> i dont think newcastle even has an technology let alone information about it ;d
.:[15:01]:. <sortius> "so, can you debug an ABC?"
.:[15:01]:. * supace66 (apple@210.8.28.48) has joined #dart
.:[15:01]:. <sortius> "ABC? doesnt that use valves"
.:[15:02]:. <sortius> "why yes, it's the latest technology, you must know a lot about IT knowing that"
.:[15:02]:. <sortius> "fucking imbecile, I'll show you ABC..." *bash*kick*arsefuck*

[sagit]

[18:59:06] <Poisonivy> ooh Sambellina if you're drunk does that mean i can take advantage of you?
[18:59:25] <Sambellina> Ivy: I don't need alcohol
[18:59:48] <Movis> My Strapping Young Lad tickets didn't arrive today
[18:59:56] <Movis> they were supposed to
[19:00:03] <sagit> movis: neither did my atomic mag
[19:00:19] <Poisonivy> oooh im liking you more and more
[19:00:19] <Poisonivy> we need to get together!
[19:00:21] <Movis> we've been screwed over by the system sagit
[19:00:47] <Sambellina> lol you say that AFTER I move to Melb
[19:00:52] <Poisonivy> i'll screw you over Movis :)
[19:01:02] <Sambellina> before that you just thought I was a judgemental scrag
[19:01:08] <Poisonivy> lol you were in Sydney in originally?
[19:01:09] <sagit> hmmm...an ivy-movis-sambellina sandwich
[19:01:11] <sagit> interesting
[19:01:12] <Movis> cool


gotta love confusion :D

[BlueBoy]

<sagit> i'm no tired, ut rather inebriated
<sagit> as u can tell by my suspect spelling
<sagit> i am reading the word and letters as i type. i am keeping a close look as my spelling

[rickbitch]

[23:47] <Movis> My cocks delight is consumed in a fist fight

[utopian]

<DrDivad> plug and play my anus
<DrDivad> no, that sounds wrong

[rickbitch]

[16:05] <Drakin> ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkk kkkkkk a duck.
[16:05] * Drakin grabs the nearest mallard and disapears in a cloud of feathers...
[16:05] * Quits: Drakin (drakin23@adsl-33-171.swiftdsl.com.au) (Quit)

[kré]

[20:22] <Sambellina> how can you pick on Delta - she is a roll model
[20:22] <Sambellina> *spelling intentioanl

[Sambellina]

<Sambellina> ha ha cray - there's a diff between spelling and typos

[sortius]

.:[09:18]:. <edeity> well, since no one else is talking, ill tell you all about me
.:[09:18]:. <edeity> today
.:[09:19]:. <edeity> i am interviewing approx 20 young girls
.:[09:19]:. <edeity> for tv hostess positions
.:[09:19]:. <edeity> and on saturday i have another 10 or so
.:[09:19]:. <edeity> age range of 14-28
.:[09:19]:. <edeity> its very exciting
.:[09:20]:. * Scathing (scathing@c211-30-91-103.belrs3.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has joined #zgeek
.:[09:20]:. <edeity> the station manager wont let me be alone with them in the interview room with the camera tho
.:[09:20]:. * edeity is very sad
.:[09:21]:. <edeity> the country girls are very easily talked out of their clothing
.:[09:21]:. <sortius> hehehe
.:[09:21]:. <Buffy> lol
.:[09:21]:. <Buffy> you and your girls
.:[09:21]:. <sortius> you are a sick depraved man
.:[09:21]:. <Buffy> wheres the photos eh?
.:[09:21]:. <edeity> i will see if i can get some this time
.:[09:21]:. <edeity> we will be filming
.:[09:21]:. <edeity> so maybe .avi
.:[09:21]:. <Scathing> those are my kinds of girl
.:[09:22]:. <edeity> they love any hint of city sophistication
.:[09:22]:. <sortius> hah
.:[09:22]:. <edeity> i have gone for cliche, done to death, tv producer black suit and open black shirt
.:[09:22]:. <sortius> sophistication
.:[09:22]:. <sortius> that's rich coming from someone who drinks at the sandringham
.:[09:22]:. <edeity> they will think that is how i should look
.:[09:22]:. * edeity laughs
.:[09:22]:. <sortius> :P
.:[09:23]:. <edeity> bitch
.:[09:23]:. <sortius> it was there

[hazza]

*** sodapop (yo@203-213-42-66-nsw.tpgi.com.au) has joined channel #zgeek
<sodapop> delta goodrem sucks fucking shit and is dumb.
<sodapop> boo.
*** Signoff: sodapop (Quit)

[Cassa]

[21:05:24] <Spingo> That's the good thing about owning someone in IRC. If you have the log file, it's proof of purchase.

[Cassa]

[21:11:57] <DrDivad> diabetes isn't the worst thing that could befall you, however it is still of much suck
[21:12:49] <Cassa> yeah. i was all worried it might be something cancer
[21:12:55] <Cassa> but you cant diagnose that from a blood test
[21:13:07] <DrDivad> nah
[21:13:23] <DrDivad> and depending on what kinda of cancer you might get an aria award

[thingy]

[21:28:10] <Thingy> Bishi - Fuck me dead. I'm already stuck.
[21:28:28] <Bishi> hehe
[21:28:29] <Bishi> where?
[21:28:37] <DrDivad> dear god that sounds terrible when i don't know what u are talking about
[21:28:44] <Thingy> Like, right at the VERY beginning.
[21:28:51] <Thingy> HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IN TO THE WAREHOUSE???????
[21:28:54] <DrDivad> you're makin' it worse!!!!!!!
[21:29:27] <Bishi> follow the wall around to the left, theres an alley between the outside wall (where the gate is) and the warehouse itself
[21:29:43] <DrDivad> alleys, walls, warehouse, i don't like what i'm hearing!

[MisterBishi]

<Bishi> ok its officially getting late
<sagit> cya then
<Bishi> I just went in the lounge for a bullet time cigarette (TM)
<Bishi> and i checked the football news on teletext
<Bishi> "Moyes unhappy with Rooney's form"
<Bishi> And I went to the page thinking "Why does Movis give a shit?"
<sagit> haha

[sagit]

<Blunt> i aint quoting shit
<hippy> can we quote you on that?
<Blunt> no
<Blunt> fuck off, cunt

[pnkru`]

[ 25:10:2003:|:11:49:32]-(@cray) [23:23] <zebby> i TRUST BISHI. <-- someone post that in the quotes thread, quote of the year.

[sagit]

<Movis> damn daylight saving
<still_life> what time is it now ?
<Movis> 34:89
<Movis> My clock is fast

[Jaz]

* @Movis yawns
<sagit> * Blunt flashes at Movis
<@Movis> my eyes
<Blunt> my dick

[sagit]

[14:29] <Jaz> say what are the details for halloween?
[14:29] <Jaz> or is it invite only?
[14:29] <Cassa> i think its invite only
[14:29] <sagit> dress in black on oct 31
[14:30] <Spingo> Hollow out a pumpkin in the shape of goatse man

[thingy]

While not an IRC quote, it's not real life either. It's SMS.

This is an SMS message Dogwomble received from our good friend John C S*nol on Saturday night while we were at the Wig & Penn.

"Did you tell the media I am driving taxi and received $400,000 for permanent brain damage in 1984 I hope NOT for your sake"

[royale]

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