Virus Writers - Modes of Death

[Colonel Kurtz]

After spending two days reconstructing our network after a virus hit us, I am of the opinion that the sub human scum that write viruses are just above child molestors and lawyers at the bottom of the food chain.

Could these people who are sitting around congratulating themselves on being so clever, do something useful? If the this talent was directed at improving the human condition on earth we may see an improvement we could notice. The billions of dollars lost on production, destruction etc, could be used advantageously. The only people who benefit are the AV people anyway.

And before you start ranting about maintaining your AV etc (*looks at Spingo), I have only just taken it over and was in the process of upgrading the security. The only good thing about it happening is that now they will give me the money to spend on getting us secure.

ENOUGH! To the point

Please Vote on your favourite way that you would like to see a Virus programmer die. If you select your own method please describe (pictures a bonus!).

Have nice day and remember, dont brake for Virus Writers.

[ShadowNemesis]

Choice number 2;)

[utopian]

Voted 3 for the retard mutilation crew.

[minorproblem]

i voted for stonning with corrupt harddrives

i recon antivirus companys make the viruses so they can make more money :P

[beowulf437]

I don't know. I think the punishment should fit the crime. Locked in a cell with a couple a million corupted hard drives. For every 1000 or so they can fully recover the data from they get a balogna sandwich and a glass of water. If they a working to slow a cattle prod to the genitals to speed them up. Make sure they have a killer system to do this with (100Mhz Pentium with 16MB RAM).

[Colonel Kurtz]

Kind of a work for the dole scheme?

[kré]

hang them up upside down and, starting from the toes, cut off 1cm of them per day.

[scathing]

Given that most people who put viruses together are the geeky type, just take that away from them.

Punishment should be to never use a piece of technology again. Life of hard labour in an Amish village until he gets over the geek thing. :)

To make it sweeter, make sure you get them a subscription to tech magazines - so they can read about it and drool over it, but never get to use it.

There's no pain sharper than finding something they have a deep passion for, and then removing it from them while providing constant reminders of what they've had, loved, and lost.....


It'd be interesting to ask Kevin Mitnick what it was like "in the wilderness" for all that time....

[Tyfus]

Why no "all of the above"-choice?

[wibble]

How about an ironic punishment - make them work for companies that produce anti-virus software? They created the virus, let them fix it.

Otherwise, strip them completey naked and drop them in the middle of the Pacific Ocean without a life jacket.

[StygiaN]

I think it's the antivirus companies making these virus's. Direct your hate and anger there!

;)

[lostreality]

After spending two days reconstructing our network after a virus hit us, I am of the opinion that the sub human scum that write viruses are just above child molestors and lawyers at the bottom of the food chain.

Could these people who are sitting around congratulating themselves on being so clever, do something useful? If the this talent was directed at improving the human condition on earth we may see an improvement we could notice. The billions of dollars lost on production, destruction etc, could be used advantageously. The only people who benefit are the AV people anyway.

And before you start ranting about maintaining your AV etc (*looks at Spingo), I have only just taken it over and was in the process of upgrading the security. The only good thing about it happening is that now they will give me the money to spend on getting us secure.

ENOUGH! To the point

Please Vote on your favourite way that you would like to see a Virus programmer die. If you select your own method please describe (pictures a bonus!).

Have nice day and remember, dont brake for Virus Writers.

keeps you in a job though :p

[Up_All_Night]

The, giving them a virus idea sounds good to me, but i didnt vote for it because they are bastards who like to give others virus and would probably get go get a job at maccas and bleed on the bigmacs or something

[Xythan]

I used the last choice...because my mate always explained this particular torture in detail...

Stick a piece of pipe up their arses, stick a piece of barbed wire up the pipe, remove the pipe...send on their merry way, naked in some inhospitible place with no 1st world medicines available...say...umm...in the jungles of the Congo...

Or mine...

Dropped naked into a patch of mutant 2 metre high stinging nettles...a patch with a radius of 10 kilometres...with your hands cuffed and gaffed behind your back...so, it is either die of starvation and dehydration...or run through absolute hell...