cyber sex

[7sean2]

Hi i,m in a bit of a dilemma, is cccccyber ssssex cheating (sorry cleft finger). After having the offer of having my "knob sucked" and my "arse fisted" (oooooowwwww!) i,m wondering whether
firstly is it natural to want to fist someone's poo pipe and secondly would i be cheating on my better half.I,ve always thought that what she doesnt know about doesnt hurt her (except me maybe)...Anyway replies would be gratefully excepted (preferably on a french letter)...Tears are coming to my eyes just thinking about it yours sean...........:(

[Mattryx]

WHHHHHHAT THE!

[chefgod]

I am unsure whether you mean cybersex as in phone sex and therefore I would say go for it, fantasy is healthy. On the other hand if you mean that you have made a contact on the net and intend to meet them for some bumping of uglies, then the answer is no. Cheating is Cheating.

[Foxfire]

Aye well ye just have to be askin yerself one question laddie, is it the thought that counts with ye? Or the deed?

Iff'n yer one of these here people that goes around thinking it be the thought that counts, well then, cybering some 45 year old fat balding man living in american who happens to be eating a cheesy greasy pizza as he beats off to your words of lust and depravity (not to mention anal fistal imagery which I am not thankful for ~_~) is cheatin.

On yer other hand, if you don't care about thoughts but merely as long as there's no physical fisting action between ye and this balding fat man who wants you to sit on his lap and call you daddy... then cyber till your wang's content.

[utopian]

Brilliant first post, Foxfire.

[Up_All_Night]

Its easy, ask ya partner if she minds
if you aint willing to then there's ya answer
if you are if she answers there's ya answer

[BoB tHe PlUmBeR]

OH YES! Fist my anal cavity! Feel my sticky brown love logs!
I can just see that... disturbing isn’t it?

[and3w]

Originally posted by 7sean2
Hi i,m in a bit of a dilemma, is cccccyber ssssex cheating (sorry cleft finger). After having the offer of having my "knob sucked" and my "arse fisted" (oooooowwwww!) i,m wondering whether
firstly is it natural to want to fist someone's poo pipe and secondly would i be cheating on my better half.I,ve always thought that what she doesnt know about doesnt hurt her (except me maybe)...Anyway replies would be gratefully excepted (preferably on a french letter)...Tears are coming to my eyes just thinking about it yours sean...........:(

He is not in a dilemma, he's a lying sod! He means he has been typing dirty on ICQ and is worried he hasn't cleaned the keyboard properly. His missus will pull his nut's off & feed them to him when she finds out!
PS: the sexee is an aussie..ask him for her address!
PPS: Foxfire: Sean needs telling this again! I've warned him over & over it's probably some grossly overweight Yank with guiness bottle glasses, in a doublewide trailor, Pizza in one hand, using the grease to smear his engorged penis with the other & living in Buttwipe, Idaho where he is married to his 14 year old sister. Still, Sean's a pervy fukr so I can't say I'm at all surprised that he is still going ahead with it!:D

[Foxfire]

I just realised, we've all missed his first question in our rush to answer his second and I must admit, I find it rather natural to want to 'fist someone's poo pipe' as he says...

Just about every day I meet someone talking shit that makes me clench my fist in rage and causes me to want to make my fist and their 'poo pipe' meet... rather rapidly leaving them with bloody gums and some lost teeth.

On the other hand... any activity which requires the un-natural aid of a rubber glove... is definately not natural...

[and3w]

Quote:
"you cunt
i,ll see you next you wanker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stiil just the same i,ve been laughing my arse off!!!!!!!"
Unquote

hahahahahahahahaha...what an uncouth man! Moderate his ass!
:D :D

[and3w]

7sean2's last relationship was unconventional, too! Choochoosex, he called it (till he got caught..now all trains in Wales have to be properly labeled..).:D

[Bifrost]

That is teh funniest picture!! *Ahem*

As to wanting people to implant their arms in your sphincter, well...I figure whatever floats your boat...Lots of people enjoy anal penetration...But wouldn't it be better to mention the desire to your GF and see if she is willing to start experimenting with toys (yes - using them on you I mean)??

As to cybersex...Well...If you feel guilty about it afterward - then stop it or tell her...If it's making your relationship harder or more distant, then it's cheating...

If it's just a bit of fun when you're drunk, alone and bored - it's better than actually sleeping with someone...

Either way, you should tell her what you're feeling...

[7sean2]

andy watch out telford steam railway.fuck ivor the engine!!!
you know what i mean..and your still a cunt..........

[kré]

CHAW CHAW CHAW TIS TEH FUNNEY MAN AGEN!~

[ShadowNemesis]

If there is something you would like to try, talk to your partner about it. If she says no, then throw in the "would you mind if I chatted to ????? about it on the net?".

[rascuache]

If your hearts in it then its cheating
if its just a bit of fun then its not

but i bet your girlfriend would be pissed either way if she found out, and you've got to factor that in aswell

as for sticking someone elses hand up yer arse, thats where the mans g-spot is so why not explore a new frontier?

I'd start small though and work your way up to the fisting

[Up_All_Night]

when i was back in highschool this dipshit we all hated, people hacked his comp or something and got his ICQ history, had pages of cyber sex and shit, so it got printed and given to his g/f of a year and a half. She was not fucking happy!!!!! but not with him at those that did it and she accused them of making up pages and pages and pages of this vial stuff. She was in denial, and he wasn't man enough to admit he did it.

[pleed]

Call me silly, but, why don't you get your lady to finger your arse?

[7sean2]

Originally posted by rascuache
If your hearts in it then its cheating
if its just a bit of fun then its not

but i bet your girlfriend would be pissed either way if she found out, and you've got to factor that in aswell

as for sticking someone elses hand up yer arse, thats where the mans g-spot is so why not explore a new frontier?

I'd start small though and work your way up to the fisting

ROFLMAO!
believe me i know its only fun what do you take me for?(dont answer that) as far as having an arm inserted into my rectum no thank you!! i think starting small and staying small sounds more appealing.

p.s. i'll try it tonight when i get home and let you know how it went!!!!!

[Dollputz]

ZING!

[7sean2]

Originally posted by Dollputz
ZING!

ZING to you baby...lol

[Poisonivy]

Originally posted by BoB tHe PlUmBeR
OH YES! Fist my anal cavity! Feel my sticky brown love logs!
I can just see that... disturbing isn’t it?

For some reason this cracked me up. :D

~ Poisonivy ~

[BoB tHe PlUmBeR]

Glad u liked it Poisonivy :)
btw, just my 2 cents - cyber sex... Think abt why u would want cyber sex and think about your partner. How would u feel if your other half was getting off over some other person?
Personally, I'd be happy with a loving gf - altho haven't been that lucky rite now unfortunately :(

[Nandragon]

Originally posted by and3w
He is not in a dilemma, he's a lying sod! He means he has been typing dirty on ICQ and is worried he hasn't cleaned the keyboard properly. His missus will pull his nut's off & feed them to him when she finds out!
PS: the sexee is an aussie..ask him for her address!
PPS: Foxfire: Sean needs telling this again! I've warned him over & over it's probably some grossly overweight Yank with guiness bottle glasses, in a doublewide trailor, Pizza in one hand, using the grease to smear his engorged penis with the other & living in Buttwipe, Idaho where he is married to his 14 year old sister. Still, Sean's a pervy fukr so I can't say I'm at all surprised that he is still going ahead with it!:D

He's right in that the ppl you meet on ICQ are not what u expect.
He's wrong however, I don't live in buttwipe, idaho!

[Squeezit]

Well--considering what I'd be doing with a rusty ice pick if I found out my boyfriend had cybersex with people on the net--I'd say it is cheating.

[Cassa]

I think if I found out my partner had been doing the whole cybersex thing, I wouldn't be so much concerned at the cheating aspect as to why he felt the need to do it in the first place - I don't see the appeal at all and I personally think you must be a bit cracked to get off on it.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

http://lewisb.customer.netspace.net.au/SMARTCHART.jpg

[utopian]

Originally posted by Mr Bigglesworth
http://lewisb.customer.netspace.net.au/SMARTCHART.jpg
http://lewisb.customer.netspace.net.au/SMARTCHART.jpg
Oh, sweet irony.

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
He's right in that the ppl you meet on ICQ are not what u expect.
He's wrong however, I don't live in buttwipe, idaho!

Sorry, Buttwipe *GEORGIA*:D

[utopian]

More like "Telford, Shropshire" am i right? ;)

[Nandragon]

No, Georgia.



Hey, if I flirt and talk dirty and some guy that's married flirts and talks dirty is that considered cyber sex?

Not dirty as in I want you to put it here, lick there kinda shit.

[7sean2]

Originally posted by utopian
http://lewisb.customer.netspace.net.au/SMARTCHART.jpg
Oh, sweet irony.

fucking hell thats a big improvement on yesterday then!!!

[7sean2]

Originally posted by and3w
Sorry, Buttwipe *GEORGIA*:D

andy dont you mean "buttwipe buttwipe"!!!

[and3w]

Originally posted by utopian
More like "Telford, Shropshire" am i right? ;)

Telford is slightly upmarket of buttwipe...the tyres on our trailers are inflated!
And Pizza wouldn't be the food of choice for the lubrication...Hot Dogs are far superior in my opinion, esp if they have mustard *and* tomato sauce on them:D

[and3w]

Originally posted by Nandragon
No, Georgia.

Not dirty as in I want you to put it here, lick there kinda shit.

What dirty as in discussing septic tanks or diapers, that kinda dirty.....WOW that is a proper weird thing to get off on:D

[Nandragon]

No, silly flirting type stuff.

Not the back and forth put your tongue here, pee on my face shit.

[and3w]

You may all be interested (or not) to know that sean has now removed the "cyber" part from this message....that's right, he went and did it.....YES, in real life!!!!
Comments as to whether he should NOW feel guilty will be amusingly recieved....
what a welsh slut! (Sean I mean!)
PS. if you don't hear from me again it's because he has read this and has tried to kill me...I will then obviously be in jail for murder in self defence:banana: :D :D