Blunt + 21st = PISS UP OF D00M!!!

[Blunt]

To celebrate the evil spawning of the creature known only as BLUNT, there will be festivites held on the 9th of August. And you, my fellow Zgeekers, are invited to attend. Huzzah!

WHEN: 9th of August (So not to clash with the LAN on the 2nd), beginning at 6pm.
WHERE: Blunt's Secret Lair in Newcastle. PM me through the site or on #zgeek chat for the Lair's exact location.
WHY: To celebrate in much drunken style, the 21st day of birth for Mr Blunt.

I have already started to ask people, but the task is big and I'm a lazy, lazy man. So I posted something. Indeed, this will be at my home in Newcastle, but it is not that far from Sydney and to compensate you can consume all the beer and food available. Out of towners are invited to sleep where they fall, but bring some pillows and sleeping stuff, otherwise you shall be forced to sleep in my bed. With me. With no pants.

Although this is my 21st, it is also a 'Thankyou and I'm deeply sorry for all my drunken behaviour at previous Zmeets' event, which I'll probably get drunk at and remove my pants. Or drink bong water. Or do something else equally silly. Sydney Zgeeks have shown me many a good time and now it is time for me to pay it back. Muhahahaha!

So come on everyone, we'll all have a gay old time. And who the fuck turns down free beer and an evening with the Blunt, eh?

COME OR PREPARED TO BE MOCKED!!!

[Cassa]

I hate you fag.


I mean, I'd be delighted to attend, as long as you promise not to touch me.

[DrDivad]

I am going to attempt to be in attendance


divad calls out for volunteers to offer a lift!

[Blunt]

I propose a convoy of l33tn355 from Sydney to Newcastle for all attendees. Drive! Drive you curs!

[Pirate]

me and Buffy will try to be there.. but only if there is chocolate ice cream.

[Plough]

when I finish work I will be there.
The fur season starts on that weekend
http://www.mrplough.com/images/whaling_side.jpg

[thingy]

I would say that I will be there, but I feel there is one slight problem.






... I dislike stating the obvious.

[DrDivad]

careful thingy, you will get mocked

[sagit]

blunt: you may mock me at the end of this post.

I cannot attend :(

I suggest, however, that playing of GTO episodes ad infinitum may be part of the subconcious entertainment (along with more concious entertainment such as karaoke practice and pantsless line dancing :p )


happies to ya anyway, blunt. i shall have alcohol and PIE in celebration of this esteemed occasion.

[Spingo]

I shall be there. Don't know if I will drive or not yet, depending on who else is driving...

[still life]

i'll come if there's a chance of getting laid ?

you busy that night bluntman ? ;)

[DrDivad]

/me shudders

[Blunt]

Oh yeah, if i didn't make myself clear the first time, I'll say it again: I AM PROVIDING BEER AND FOOD! What kind of 21st doesn't put on beer anyways? I'll tell you what kind! A SHIT ONE!

BYO spirits however. And girly drinks too.

*stares at SamBo*

PANSY!

Also, bring your sleeping gear. And if your too pussy to sleep on the floor then you'll either have to bring some sort of air matress or fight over the 3 available double beds. Or, as I have said before, you shall have to sleep with me and my lack off pants.

[Cassa]

Couples get automatic shotgun on the beds! :p

[DumHed]

I'll give YOU automatic shotgun! :D

[Blunt]

Get a room you two!

[SamBo]

i shall most probably be there
WITH pants!

[still life]

Originally posted by Blunt
Get a room you two!

they've got a room!

[Spingo]

Originally posted by Cassa
Couples get automatic shotgun on the beds! :p

Actually, they don't...

For you see, if couples are comfortable, they are more than likely to get jiggy with it. And after being the victim of having another couple "do it" in my bed, I can say that all said bed-owner will say afterward is NOOOOOOO DONKEY!!!

And as there looks to be more people from Sydney coming than what can fit on the ZBus, I will now most likely be driving the sailplane up...

[iCARUS]

the icky shall be there, no idea as how he'll get up there.. Must i bring pants? pfft....Ride anyone???

No doubt Ras and Sortius will make full use of bed.. who knows, I might get a look at sortius nookid this time :P

[Cassa]

Originally posted by Spingo
For you see, if couples are comfortable, they are more than likely to get jiggy with it. And after being the victim of having another couple "do it" in my bed, I can say that all said bed-owner will say afterward is NOOOOOOO DONKEY!!!

Sif I'd do it in someone else's bed, what kind of rude bastard do you think I am!?




that's what the floor is for

[rascuache]

Originally posted by Cassa
[B]Sif I'd do it in someone else's bed, what kind of rude bastard do you think I am!?

Shotgun on a double Bed!

Icks right, we probably will make full use of it, we did at the last Newie Zmeet

hahahah, dont sleep on Nexus's sofa bed unless you want some ras n sort spawn near ya! :P

We're definintley going to be there, free beer, food and a chance for me to get my tits out again!

[still life]

Originally posted by Cassa
Sif I'd do it in someone else's bed, what kind of rude bastard do you think I am!?

the kind that likes to fuck on the floor

[Blunt]

Fucking is permitted only if you don't mind having an audience. Cheering on your favourite 'team' is also encouraged. Peanuts and Footy Franks will be served. Corporate boxes still available.

[still life]

I'm not going to be able to make it

I have to be in Brisbane for tech-ed at 6am the next day


















fuck.

[SamBo]

as I thought, I have something on that night so I will be unable to attend :(
DAMMIT!!
Sorry blunt, I know you thought you were gonna score with me that night! :p

[Blunt]

*sniff*

no one loves me......



WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[SOC]

Originally posted by Blunt
*sniff*

no one loves me......



WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Tell you what, tiger ... transfer £1200 (about $3000) into my Lloyds TSB offshore bank account and Stocking and I will be there with bells on (and pants, too, if we remember to pack any)

[Blunt]

Well people, the date draws ever closer and I need an idea of who is actually coming so I can purchase appropriate amounts of beer and chocolate cake. Please either post here or contact me through other means (ie touching my penis several times in some sort of morse code). I'd appriate it all be sorted by Saturday.

RSVP 2nd of AUGUST (Saturday)

Thankyou.....

*removes pants*

[Jaz]

My lannage is re-scheduled. I shall be coming.

lifty in teh zbussy againy zppl?

[scathing]

Originally posted by Blunt
Fucking is permitted only if you don't mind having an audience. Cheering on your favourite 'team' is also encouraged. Peanuts and Footy Franks will be served. Corporate boxes still available.

I can't wait to see streakers run across the pitch.

[Spingo]

I'm defnilently taking the Sailplane up, and Dr Divad is taking one of the seats. There are two more seats available for takers, however we will be leaving a bit earlier, as DumHed and myself will be taking the scenic route via Singleton and the Putty Road.

Applications for the remaining two seats of my car are still open.

[Jaz]

oooh.. I was acrtually contemplating train for the trip up to get there before others to copy vids.

Say spingo how much earlier is earlier? Coz im all for it.

[Cassa]

We were thinking maybe 2'ish? You may want to amputate your legs if you're riding in the back Jaz, especially if you sit behind divwad :p

[Jaz]

no matter. If noone else is coming i shall sits longways for extra fun-ness.

[Blunt]

PARTY UPDATE

My mother is driving me nuts, buying all manner of balloons and banners and other shit and pestering me constantly about food. My Dad has already bought a shitload of beer, with more on the way, and is bringing round his drinking buddies (be warned of "got ya nose!" and 'BETA No Pants' antics. My brother wants to be a waiter and serve food to people. My skater mates are attempting to round up every slutty teenage girl in Newcastle, and one of my work mates keeps repeating he is going to "unleash the beast!". And I've yet to find a good hiding spot for my bonsai tree's.

And all I wanted was a pissup.

I'm scared......yet horny......

Fuck, I'm always like that. SO COME AND TOUCH ME ON THE PENIS! CARN!

[scathing]

Originally posted by Blunt
My skater mates are attempting to round up every slutty teenage girl in Newcastle

I'm sold.

[Spingo]

Jaz :: Even with Divwad in the front seat of my car, there is still quite a bit of room in the Sailplane. And if he has the seat too far back, you can sit behind me...
Originally posted by Blunt
My skater mates are attempting to round up every slutty teenage girl in Newcastle
[22:37] <Blunt> my skatebaording/druggo mates come through
[22:37] <Spingo> I can impress them with my insanity.
[22:38] <Blunt> bah, simply be a tool and they'll suck ya off. they is sluts after all. hell, the fucked my unwashed, kickflipping mates
[22:38] <Blunt> they'll love geeks wid da BLING BLING!
[22:39] <Spingo> Question is, will they thank my parents?
[22:39] <Spingo> I wont sleep with a chick unless she thanks my parents for the experience.

*chortle*

[scathing]

http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/blunt_yard01.thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/gallery/uploads/blunt_yard01) For those of you that didn't come to Blunt's 21st Piss Up of Doom, not only did you miss a lot of free food, booze, and great company, you missed out on this.

You're all fuckwits.

[DrDivad]

twas a fine shindig


i'll have to have me a 21st next year

[LeoFlare]

How long till the pictures are up ?
i just love it when my brother makes a fool of himself as i am sure most of us do

[BlueBoy]

Originally posted by scathing
http://www.zgeek.com/albums/uploads/blunt_yard01.thumb.jpg (http://www.zgeek.com/gallery/uploads/blunt_yard01) For those of you that didn't come to Blunt's 21st Piss Up of Doom, not only did you miss a lot of free food, booze, and great company, you missed out on this.

You're all fuckwits.

Thats a fuck-tonne of bong water! :p