How Old Were U.... [Archive]

thuvia

22-07-2003, 12:50 AM

My folks were very old fashioned.
When I " Became a woman" my mom gave me a bunch of literature and said if I had any questions to talk to her or my sisters. This was at age 8.

As far as sex went, her advice ( much later, age 18) was to think up my grocery list or what needed to be done around the house. I still giggle when I think of that "talk".

flounder

22-07-2003, 01:00 AM

12.
I told my old man when he brought it up that I'd already read the Hustler Magazines under his bed.
Do they really think you don't know anything?.
:confused:

Nandragon

22-07-2003, 01:18 AM

Flounder...ahahahahahahahaaaa!

I too read the hustlers and playboys hidden away. My mother didn't even know he had them!!!

However when in the 3rd grade some older boys were talking about BJ's. I asked my mother while we we're doing dishes one night..."mom, What's a Blow Job?" That dish made it too the garbage REAl quick! She said "Where'd you hear that!?" I told her.
The next day she went and got these pop up books on animals and sex. One page 2 dogs poped up and were doing it...chickens, horses and on the last page...awwwww....mom and dad were in bed under the covers kissing. Cause they loved each other!
awwwwww......

My mom and I never spoke again. My and the Hustlers on the other hand had an enriched schooling.

When I "became a woman" she said..."great, now I have to worry about u getting pregnant. Should I put u on birthcontrol?!"

she's a bitch.

no_dice

22-07-2003, 01:27 AM

So you ask your mom about blowjobs and she buys you a book on beastiality? Makes sense :)

Sometimes my moms says stuff about sex that makes me want to puke....she's very open about it. Last year I got flavored condoms and body paint in my xmas stocking:P

flounder

22-07-2003, 01:30 AM

How olds ya mum?!:D

edit: forgot ?

no_dice

22-07-2003, 01:33 AM

My mom? she's 45

Nandragon

22-07-2003, 02:38 AM

flavored condoms aren't bad;)

jenny

22-07-2003, 03:01 AM

:) My mum only ever had the "girl" talk with me when I was 11 and I just said, "nup, not doing it!" and wouldn't listen anymore and she got pissed off and gave me a book :)

as for the rest, still waiting for that talk but my mum had some gems of wisdom...
* why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free
* dont advertise what you dont want to sell
*if we see you touch a boy, we'll kill him

all of those timely warning helped me a lot:)

King_Crud

22-07-2003, 04:06 AM

when i was about 15 my mum went shopping and came home with a box of condoms for me. She told me to "wait for someone special" etc. When i didn't appear to be meeting anyone special (well not special enough for her to know about) and was hanging around some gay & lesbian friends at gay and lesbian bars (i was about 19 at the time) i then proceed to get questioned about whether i was gay or not. I told mum i'm not gay then a few months later she met what was up until recently my longest ever girlfriend, 2.5 months we went out for. Mum was very happy

wolfpac181

22-07-2003, 04:52 AM

The Internet!!!!! Screw my parents

Nandragon

22-07-2003, 04:59 AM

So we now know wolfy's tastes.

you perv

no_dice

22-07-2003, 05:37 AM

I think I learned the most just from actually *doing* stuff. I remember the first time I touched a boob....I thought I was going to pass out:P

That was when I was like...12 or 13 though.....lost the V Card when I was 15 (which I think is too young in retrospect) and I think the longest I've gone without sex for the last 7 years is 2 or 3 months.

/lucky boy

Nandragon

22-07-2003, 06:24 AM

I don't think I learned my skilz from hustler or playboy, but my first french kiss...my girlfriends were practicing on coke bottles. i told them to check out Bobby Mcnickle. he was a whore, he'd show them. One by one they all trotted down the road to Bobby's house. All of them came back saying it was strange. so they wanted me to go down there and find out what was the matter with his french kissing. I didn't want to kiss Bobby McNickle would have rather kissed his brothers Steve or George (I did more than kiss the both of them, WAY later) Anywho..."Stuff" just seemed to come natural to me. Bobby didn't have a farkin clue. I taught him a 18yr old and me 14 how to kiss that day. He dogged me like you wouldn't believe. Couldn't get rid of him for shit!
I think I am a reincarnated succulent wench.

You know, I would like to hear about women that didn't have a clue or from someone that's frigid. but this being zgeek and all, I don't think that's going to happen.

ShadowNemesis

22-07-2003, 07:48 AM

My parents gave me the obligatory books when I was about 9.

My first french kiss was when I was 12. We in the pool room downstairs, I was sitting on the pool table and he was standing beside it because he was much taller. Then all of a sudden there was screaming, that was the day my brother fell over the front balcony and almost killed himself.

How old was everyone when they actually lost their virginity?:eek:

Nandragon

22-07-2003, 08:26 AM

first bj at age 5 to my uncle. MF

19 drunk, at a poker party. I passed out in the bedroom. He didn't even remove my clothes, pulled my pants down to my knees moved my drawers to the side and had his way. I just knew God was going to strike me dead. My g/f and the guy that owned the house beat the shit out of him. He swore I wasn't a virgin till he seen the blood.

3 weeks later after i realized that God wasn't going to strike me dead. I decided to find out what I'd been missing and made up for lost time.

Now, my first orgasm...that's a GOOD story!

FireHart

22-07-2003, 08:35 AM

I've never had "the talk". Thank gods and daedras for that! They are so farking ignorant they basically don't d/care and thats the only reason I "love" them. Don't mind getting out here though as they tend to think that I'm like 12 and I hate chicks and thats the reason I don't have a gf. That is...

rascuache

22-07-2003, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by no_dice
the longest I've gone without sex for the last 7 years is 2 or 3 months.

Ditto

I did really have the talk as i remember, but we did rent out some movie, i think it was where did i come from?

I read dolly when i was about 10 or so and learned it all from that.

Besides i was obsessed with sex, my sister and i's idea of barbies was to use our doll house and get all barbies nakid for a weekend orgy and from that it was all sex sex sex sex..... and i'm still obsessed

marshmallowmae

22-07-2003, 10:21 AM

i have never really had "the talk" with my parents. my mom told me if i had any questions, just ask her. i was too shy to ask anything like that. in 8th grade, my whole class was shown a video of std's and the last image i can remember was this woman who had the worst case of genital warts ever. :(

BlueBoy

22-07-2003, 11:25 AM

Never got the sex talk from the parents. Got the usual talks at school (both primary and secondary) though.

I did get the "don't do drugs" talk from the parents. Guess they thought I'd never get any sex !:p

SamBo

22-07-2003, 12:24 PM

I never got the sex talk from my parents. Kinda glad actually cause it would have been weird I think.
I didn't need it anyway, my mates managed to get some pr0n movies so we used to watch them. Who needs sex-talks from your parents when you have pr0n? :p

Holster

22-07-2003, 12:45 PM

My brother forced my to watch pr0n when I was 9 or 10, I busted him and his friend watching one and he sat on my back and made me watch so I couldn't tell mum.

Incidentally, not long after this I had my first smoke under the same conditions.

Cassa

22-07-2003, 12:56 PM

Never had the talk as far as I can remember. I do believe I found out from pr0n too. Though we did have pretty detailed sex ed classes at school, when I was in year 7, which I thought was good. I don't understand the thing some parents have of if you don't tell the kids anything then they're not going to do it...of course they are, even if only to find out about it.

I had pr0n so I was quite happy to wait until I was 20, with my first b/f (who was a cunt incidentally, I discovered later when he dumped me over IRC and then blocked me from MSN) and I really wish I'd just not done anything with him. I'm pretty old fashioned when it comes to things like this, like I don't think teenagers should be having sex.

Don't get me wrong, I like it (a lot) but it's so much better with the one you love :)

*gets shot for being a sap*

geggle

22-07-2003, 02:05 PM

Oh this question again... How old - they didn't do it
How did they go about it - not at all
Did you have more of a clue than they did - who knows
Oh yeah, we didn't have sex ed classes at school (this was the mid to late-ish 80's), and I went to a catholic boys school anyway, so no girls in sight anywhere.

BTW Nan, do you ever start threads which are not sex-related? :D

pleed

22-07-2003, 02:28 PM

My parents (dad) sort of had the talk with me when I was about 14. It was weird. They teach it pretty well in school. I had sex ed in grade 6,7,8 at an all boys school. I remember once when we were watching a sex cartoon (willy or something) and the teacher had a boner.

jmello

22-07-2003, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Cassa
*gets shot for being a sap*

it's okay, i'm a sap, too.. :rolleyes:

i haven't gotten the talk (yet?, i'm only 16)
i'm still a virgin:) , but i haven't gotten my obligatory groping yet, either.. :(

i had sex-ed classes in 6th, 7th and 9th grades, all of which were basically anatomy, and laughing as the other guys walked out of the room with their binders in front of them.. :D

haha! i remember the willy video, too!
i also remember watching a video of a woman giving birth in 6th grade, that was thoroughly traumatizing :eek:

Kyle

22-07-2003, 03:02 PM

1) I was pretty young, i can remember everything about it but my age

2) They didnt really have a talk, they had me watch some cartoon about sex, it was damn awkward, but it was a funny movie

3) Considering i had a friend in 5th grade, i had already known everything about sex...well everything that really mattered, so it was all old hat to me...I also read a lot of books when i was a kid...so yeah

r0p3 g1rl

22-07-2003, 03:11 PM

I think about grade 4/5 my mum gave me the book "where did i come from" and "what happens to me when i grow up" although we didn't really talk about it

grade 6 we had sex ed

then about grade 8 mum said i hope you're using condoms

thats about it

i dont even want know who knows more about sex, my parents don't have sex!

Drakin

22-07-2003, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by jmello
i also remember watching a video of a woman giving birth in 6th grade, that was thoroughly traumatizing :eek:

A sixth grader giving birth!!??!?! Ewww....RIPPPPP!

Nalixor

22-07-2003, 03:46 PM

Heh. I was probably 17 at the time, and it was before one of my fiancee's visits, I think before we were engaged. How did they go about it? Well, they just sat me down and told me that I should use contraception and stuff, blah blah blah, all the general stuff, then I turned around and told them of all the various forms of contraception (which was more than they knew) and surprised the hell outta them. :P

And yes, I did have more of a clue than they did. :P

dwarfthrower

22-07-2003, 03:54 PM

My Dad's a doctor, Mum's a biology teacher... I can't remember not knowing the ins and outs of spermatogenesis, the vas deferens and the epididymis.

I know more about my dick than I care to think about.

Pirate

22-07-2003, 03:56 PM

I never got the talk.. I learnt it all by pr0n and I can only get a boner if someone plays some whakka-whakka music.

My first sexual experience as at 17 and was with an escalator.

sperm

22-07-2003, 04:19 PM

I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me about sex. And I'm 32 years old with two children ....... :eek:

Mattryx

22-07-2003, 04:23 PM

My mum read the "Where did I come from" and "What's happening books to me."

I had to teach myself the rest. I like to think of Jenna as my surrogate mother. ;)

I went to a catholic school, so they basically told you if you touched your cock your head would explode.

Fucking bible bashing fuckheads.

flounder

22-07-2003, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by Mattryx

I went to a catholic school, so they basically told you if you touched your cock your head would explode.
Fucking bible bashing fuckheads.

Ditto, masturbation would send you blind etc.
A nun told us this once and this lad put his hand up and said, "Is it OK to do it until you need glasses?".
He was severely disciplined for that remark. Fucking hypocrites the lot of them. :mad:

jmello

22-07-2003, 04:32 PM

i also remember having to read 'the diary of anne frank' in 7th grade, and we all had to buy our own copies of the book, and about half of the class just went to walmart and bought a version of the book that was edited to include a "lost chapter" that was about anne's sexual explorations..
then, the kids with the edited copies started getting theirs stolen by kids with original copies..
that's when i realized that almost all 7th graders will take any sort of sexual stimuli that they can get their hands on (no pun intended)

Fuzzy Dice

22-07-2003, 04:34 PM

I was 12. Mom tried first, then she got too embarassed. So dad started to talk about it. After a couple of minutes, he stopped, looked at me cockeyed and said, "you already know all this, don't you?"

I blushed. And that was the end of that conversation, forever.
Saw my first pr0n mag at the age of 5. I didn't really know what was going on, but i knew that i liked fobblies (boooooobs). Read a book in grade six called the arizona kid that was very, very graphic. I found it in our school library. :D

We didn't get sex ed until grade 9, then they compressed it all into like one month. Favourite part: The woman who went around to all the schools in our district showing how to put on rubbers using a big wooden cock. Worst part: Video of the birthing process.

"And people always ask us if we videotaped the delivery. No we did not. I have seen the footage - to me, it looks like a wet st. bernard trying to come in through the cat door. I think that if any man videotapes his wife giving birth, she ought to be able to tape his hemorroid surgery later on, 'oh look girls, here's tony, fully dialated.'."

pliskin

22-07-2003, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Mattryx

I went to a catholic school, so they basically told you if you touched your cock your head would explode.

didnt stop half the teachers touching their cocks to little boys now did it?

i cant rmeber when / or if i got the talk. we had the lessons at school with the "where did i come from ?" book. i also found where my parents kept there porn stash when i was about 12/13 as well. didnt put it into practice till i was 16, though.

we had a bad experience at a friends house, when looking for his parents porn stash. we stumbled onto a stash of swingers magazines as well as gimp masks and paddles. not nice!

geggle

22-07-2003, 05:07 PM

These comments re: catholic schools are interesting.

As I said before, I went to a Catholic boys school (Marist College at Ashgrove (http://www.marash.qld.edu.au/) if you must know), however I don't remember any insinuation from anyone that masturbation was bad, or anything like that.

Maybe it was the larger number of lay teachers rather than brothers or nuns that helped? Perhaps it was because it was a boarding school (no I was not a boarder)? Who knows.

No sex ed, so no talk of contraception, childbirth etc. Of course, the catholic church doesn't support contraception, or sex outside of marriage - that just means catholics use two condoms, just to be sure :D :D

pleed

22-07-2003, 05:12 PM

haha. Gold pilskin.
I remember when a couple of mates went searching for one of their parents porn stash, one of them pulled out a "secret compartment" under the bottom drawer, in it were assortments of dildos and butt plugs. Some of them were think and some were thin.
This would have been the only time I that this mate cried.

My dad used to run a factory, so when I was there I was exposed to an abundance of porn. Most things these days are taught in school but you can figure out most for yourself.

I remember in HS when they said it was okay to wank. the first thing I thought was "thank fucking christ" probably the best news I have ever heard.

Scythe

22-07-2003, 05:19 PM

Repression is kind of a watchword in my family, 'cause my grandparents on my Dad's side are total religious nutters, and I think he's still suffering from lapsed-Catholic guilt. Thank God for the Internet. :p

I got the sex-ed talk in school too, but being one of the more unpopular kids, I never really though it applied to me. I was more interested in why all the boys were sent out of class before the female teacher demonstrated the methods for ensuring 'feminine hygiene.' What's worse is that I went to a selective-entry high school, so you'd have thought they would have trusted in our maturity. Then again, that may have not been a good idea. ;)

Chocoholic

22-07-2003, 05:53 PM

I got the talk the night before sex ed class in year six. Mum sat me down and told me that when a man and a woman are married and loved each other very much they have sex to make a baby. I would get my periods when my body is ready to have a baby but that I should have a husband and want a baby before I had sex.

THANKS MUM!!

Needless to say I had a catholic education. I remember when I was about 16 or 17. My parents were having a dinner party with the local parish priest. Being the angel child who was lying about where I was going and what I was going to be doing, not to mention the bottle of there scotch stashed in my bag, said good night to there guest as I was leaving and the Priest yells after me to use a condom.

ShadowNemesis

22-07-2003, 06:12 PM

Okay, all my firsts were at 13.......Except for the kissing......

I also ran away when I was 13, and met a really nice guy whose father owned a couple of brothels etc. Then later while I was in a girls home in Tarragindi, I found out the guy was charged with murdering his dad.

geggle

22-07-2003, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by Chocoholic
as I was leaving and the Priest yells after me to use a condom. Hehehehe. Having known a few priests reasonably well, I can so believe that.

DJos

22-07-2003, 07:03 PM

I got the talk (I can't remember any details) from my dad at age 14 after being busted with pr0n.

I was 18 when I had my first "french" kiss, I nearly died as I wasn't expecting tounge. :D

hit my first home run @ 21 on my honeymoon (yeah yeah I was a good boy and brought up all religous like !!)

locust

22-07-2003, 07:24 PM

Never got the talk from the parents. I did have sex ed, but it covered nothing more than the mechanics of "this goes in here, the tadpoles come out, 9 months later there's a baby and by the way, mommy and daddy love each other very much!". And what a woman looks like on the inside (but why? I'm not planning on performing a hysterectomy anytime soon..)

By that point I'd already figured most of it out for myself, with a few fumbles along the way ("no, the man doesn't put it in her bum, she has another hole"). And the more important details (like that whole clitoris thing) I looked up for myself.

iaidoka

22-07-2003, 07:32 PM

my "mother" handed me a "where did i come from" book that i was to read.., and that was that.

the more amusing thing however, is years later when i was about 14, my father wanted me to go to bed early one nite before a guy came over.. the reason? I heard he was thinking of entering the condom vending machine business... 14 years old and was worried i might know what the hell a condom was? bawhahhahahah ^_^ ah well.

people are dumb.

katana

22-07-2003, 08:40 PM

My mums advice was all the diseases you could catch and when my dad found out i had a g/f and I asked him he told me I probably knew more than him,cause he had found my pron stash in the garage. He was cool about it and told me not to ever let mum see it as she wouldn't understand.

Then she got sent a letter from school saying I was selling undesirable magazines. I told her I was selling dads penthouse mags and not the german pron I was actually selling.

KoinBahd

22-07-2003, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Cassa
Never had the talk as far as I can remember. I do believe I found out from pr0n too. Though we did have pretty detailed sex ed classes at school, when I was in year 7, which I thought was good. I don't understand the thing some parents have of if you don't tell the kids anything then they're not going to do it...of course they are, even if only to find out about it.

I had pr0n so I was quite happy to wait until I was 20, with my first b/f (who was a cunt incidentally, I discovered later when he dumped me over IRC and then blocked me from MSN) and I really wish I'd just not done anything with him. I'm pretty old fashioned when it comes to things like this, like I don't think teenagers should be having sex.

Don't get me wrong, I like it (a lot) but it's so much better with the one you love :)

*gets shot for being a sap* YOU SAP!
I find it difficult to believe that so many people found out through pr0n... go figure. The PDHPE classes early on at my high school were quite detailed - I don't think a word was ever spoken about it between my parents and I.
As for having sex, personally I wish that stupid people did not have sex as they run the risk of blessing this planet with their (more than likely) stupid offspring - and yes teenagers often fall into this category. But hey that's a whole 'nother thread.
Cassa, I'm a bit "old fashioned" too... just not as sappy... maybe.
As for stupid people - sex can wait... masturbate.

7sean2

22-07-2003, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by chefgod
never really did. Dad asked me once if i knew what it was all about and I said yes, end of story.

same really Nan, got a bit embarrasing when the "old" parents gave it the birds and the bees bit anyway!!!!!!!!
never quite worked out why the birds and the bees?

locust

22-07-2003, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by KoinBahd
YOU SAP!
I find it difficult to believe that so many people found out through pr0n... go figure.

I suspect I would have too if I had an older brother. Heck, I half figured it out from stuff on TV, albeit not in perfect detail (I was guessing the wrong hole..)

Nandragon

23-07-2003, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by geggle
Oh this question again... How old - they didn't do it
How did they go about it - not at all
Did you have more of a clue than they did - who knows
Oh yeah, we didn't have sex ed classes at school (this was the mid to late-ish 80's), and I went to a catholic boys school anyway, so no girls in sight anywhere.

BTW Nan, do you ever start threads which are not sex-related? :D

yes I have started no sexual related threads, however they are the most interesting...

see: Postal Service, Geek Test, help, yahoo messenger, and homer simpson would approve of....non-sexual related.

email me and we can discuss sex further:D

Mattryx

23-07-2003, 12:36 AM

While we're talking about "the talk" :

Chicks need to be educated on how to kiss ffs (I'm not mentioning blokes because I don't kiss them ;))

There are too few women about who are good at kissing. Most just think that if they open their mouth, jam it against yours and stick they're tongue out they're kissing, well this has gone on long enough.

If I have to kiss you all to make it better for the blokes out there, then DAMN IT I SHALL DO IT!

no_dice

23-07-2003, 12:36 AM

Sex is always a fun subject to talk about:) There's so many different subjects to talk about and it's normally pretty interesting to hear what other people say about it.

/starts thread about transexual nazi eskimos

utopian

23-07-2003, 12:53 AM

What's with all the sex threads, Nandragon?

Scythe

23-07-2003, 01:11 AM

Whatever it is, keep it coming! :D

Nandragon

23-07-2003, 02:51 AM

Please see where I posted earlier, in geggle's honor;)

however, they seem to be interesting topics.

7sean2

23-07-2003, 04:26 AM

Originally posted by utopian
What's with all the sex threads, Nandragon?

keep um coming Nan!!!
nothing better than a thread about (ahem!) SEX...
F**k um! they're just miserable or prudes or both, i,m LMAO anyway nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.........

utopian

23-07-2003, 04:31 AM

You know, you don't have to suck up to her.

7sean2

23-07-2003, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by utopian
You know, you don't have to suck up to her.

hey prude!!!!!!!
i dont suck up to no one utopian!!!
sort you're barnet out.............LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

utopian

23-07-2003, 04:41 AM

I don't have the energy to go into great detail about the content of your posts. Just know this: your spelling and grammar are atrocious, as is your overuse of "LOL". People like you are the entire reason that ZGeek has turned to shit.

7sean2

23-07-2003, 04:47 AM

listen pal if you want to slag me off P.M. me ok and bollocks to my grammer.you understood didnt you einstein?

Nandragon

23-07-2003, 04:49 AM

he's not sucking up, just looking for some suckeling;)

and no his posts have not brought the quality of any thread down, cause here, we ain't about quality now are we?!! unless it's....

boobies

now if you want quality, move over the the discussion, war, tech, review threads.

Nandragon

23-07-2003, 04:51 AM

Looks at topic...

Utop, how old were YOU?
;)

utopian

23-07-2003, 04:54 AM

Too old.

Nandragon

23-07-2003, 05:19 AM

BBbbbahahahahahahahaha!

;)

utopian

23-07-2003, 05:24 AM

If you really must know, they only really started talking to me about it after my ex and I broke up. I already knew all the stuff they told me anyway. I was 18 at the time, but knowing more about things would've helped me out a lot when I was becoming interested in girls, not being dumped by them.

Snowball

24-07-2003, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by r0p3 g1rl
then about grade 8 mum said i hope you're using condoms

Obviously you didn't.

Moga2

24-07-2003, 08:34 PM

cant remember ever having the talk, i can remember the sex ed classes back at school.

my first frenchy was at the age of 12, i lost the v card at the tender age of 13. Yea i know thats fucking young (pun intended).

Foxfire

24-07-2003, 09:06 PM

13? damnit... I'm so the outside in the geek life... *cries in the corner*

I never had the talk, picked up a where did I come from book when I was about 10 , mum was cleaning out drawers, I picked it up, wandered off and had a read, came back, she looked at me and said Have a good read? I nodded and wandered off to play with my friends.

As for the whole v-card thing? I'll let cha know :p

ShadowNemesis

25-07-2003, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Nandragon
Looks at topic...

Utop, how old were YOU?
;)

19........geesssssss that is not much older than my eldest......I feel really old......

Nandragon

25-07-2003, 08:44 AM

Shadow, try perusing the event pictures, then you'll see how young everyone is and how old you feel!

ShadowNemesis

25-07-2003, 09:03 AM

After standing in a line at target for 2hrs yesterday I felt really old and sore.........

I remember the first time I wore a low-cut one piece, my grandmother told me I looked like a hussy. I thought I looked damn good:D

angel_b

25-07-2003, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Fuzzy Dice
"And people always ask us if we videotaped the delivery. No we did not. I have seen the footage - to me, it looks like a wet st. bernard trying to come in through the cat door. I think that if any man videotapes his wife giving birth, she ought to be able to tape his hemorroid surgery later on, 'oh look girls, here's tony, fully dialated.'."
Hahahaha, that is funny! Who's that quote from?

angel_b

25-07-2003, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by geggle
These comments re: catholic schools are interesting.

As I said before, I went to a Catholic boys school (Marist College at Ashgrove (http://www.marash.qld.edu.au/) if you must know)
OT, I lived in Dorrington when I was a kid and went to Oakleigh Primary School, which from memory was nextdoor to Marist at Ashgrove?

geggle

25-07-2003, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by angel_b
OT, I lived in Dorrington when I was a kid and went to Oakleigh Primary School, which from memory was nextdoor to Marist at Ashgrove? Not really "next door" but yeah, it is close.

Small world huh?

Goat Boy

25-07-2003, 05:43 PM

When I was 21 my mum gave me a book called "Secret Men's Business." It was all about growing up and puberty.

No, I am not making this up.

hazza

25-07-2003, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by utopian
I don't have the energy to go into great detail about the content of your posts. Just know this: your spelling and grammar are atrocious, as is your overuse of "LOL". People like you are the entire reason that ZGeek has turned to shit.

NO!

Its people like you who have turned zgeek into shit!

No one used to care about spelling or grammar, flame wars were fun, bickering was accepted. People followed the rules and didnt make jokes about them "re: PERSONAL ATTACK!!!@!~~~, a common occurance in the zgeek chat room"

The forums turned to shit when the attack of the QLD'ers came, when all the threads where filled with utter shit from you, midget and various other tools who didnt have anything better to do than act arrogant, even though they are fucking nerds.

(*&#$(*#&*(#&(*#&9#*

:mad:

utopian

25-07-2003, 05:58 PM

I got that Secret Men's Business book when I was 18. I also got a book about studying Engineering at University.

flounder

25-07-2003, 06:35 PM

Hazza, if you play around with "Utopian" you get Pain to U.
:)

edit: Don't worry about him, it's the internet

Cassa

25-07-2003, 06:36 PM

Cease and desist!

jonny_noog

25-07-2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by flounder
Ditto, masturbation would send you blind etc.
A nun told us this once and this lad put his hand up and said, "Is it OK to do it until you need glasses?".
He was severely disciplined for that remark. Fucking hypocrites the lot of them. :mad:

That actually made me chuckle out loud. Thanks :).

mysterious-dr-x

26-07-2003, 12:57 AM

no talk as such, what i got from my parents was "if you need any help/are in trouble with anything, come to us"

as far as sex ed at school goes, we got the basics in yr7, then we were supposed to have it in yr 9, then yr10, then yr11, none of which ever happened, but by yr10 it was too late for loads of people, & the others who it wasnt too late for knew already anyway, even if they hadnt done anything.

all i know i've either done or has some how come up in conversation.

Snowball

26-07-2003, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by hazza
NO!

Its people like you who have turned zgeek into shit!

No one used to care about spelling or grammar, flame wars were fun, bickering was accepted. People followed the rules and didnt make jokes about them "re: PERSONAL ATTACK!!!@!~~~, a common occurance in the zgeek chat room"

The forums turned to shit when the attack of the QLD'ers came, when all the threads where filled with utter shit from you, midget and various other tools who didnt have anything better to do than act arrogant, even though they are fucking nerds.

(*&#$(*#&*(#&(*#&9#*

:mad:

Sadly i have to agree, Utopian you are an utter tool.

utopian

26-07-2003, 02:53 AM

Lighten up.

robotoverflow

26-07-2003, 03:58 AM

Funny that you guys lash out at utop about being bitter.

Fuzzy Dice

26-07-2003, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by angel_b
Hahahaha, that is funny! Who's that quote from?

:p it's jeff foxworthy, believe it or not.

7sean2

26-07-2003, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by flounder
Hazza, if you play around with "Utopian" you get Pain to U.
:)

edit: Don't worry about him, it's the internet

i love pain, i thrive on it!!!!!!!!!!

jacko

26-07-2003, 05:50 PM

never got it , self taught and a real pro now i even have my own glove ! maybe nanodragon should give me the talk its never to late .

Scythe

26-07-2003, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by jacko
never got it , self taught and a real pro now i even have my own glove ! maybe nanodragon should give me the talk its never to late .

Your own glove?! I think you may be putting a little too much effort into certain areas of your life. :)

marshmallowmae

27-07-2003, 02:14 PM

i have never had my first kiss yet and i am still a virgin. i just watch pron and masturbate. :o

geggle

27-07-2003, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by marshmallowmae
i just watch pron and masturbate. :o Nothing wrong with that.... that's good healthy fun that is! :)

Foxfire

28-07-2003, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by geggle
Nothing wrong with that.... that's good healthy fun that is! :)

Well... if he's watching pron and masturbating sixteen hours a day and sleeping the other eight... there's like y'know... a food issue....

Oh gods... I hope he... isn't... eating...

I need to go away now ~_~

marshmallowmae

28-07-2003, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by h3@ven53nt
marshmallowmae.

A/S/L!21!!!!!@1???! ^_^

23/f/usa

marshmallowmae

28-07-2003, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by geggle
Nothing wrong with that.... that's good healthy fun that is! :)

i agree, geggle ;)

foxfire, that is so gross!!! :D

Nandragon

29-07-2003, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by jacko
never got it , self taught and a real pro now i even have my own glove ! maybe nanodragon should give me the talk its never to late .

points out to Utop that he's not from the UK!

ahahahahahaaa!

And Marshmellowmae! Congratulations! I commend u! 23yr old virgin! who'd a thunk that a mythilogical creature such as urself still existed!

utopian

29-07-2003, 12:51 AM

All of a sudden "The Talk" is code for "Sex"?

no_dice

29-07-2003, 12:51 AM

anyone here watch the amazing race? There was a couple on there (eliminated last week) who were dating for 12 years and were still virgins. I could never have that much restraint:P

Nandragon

29-07-2003, 12:58 AM

All of the sudden?
:rolleyes:

I saw that, weren't they Mormons?:D

beowulf437

29-07-2003, 01:32 AM

I never got "The Talk" but I did read "The Joy of Sex" when I was 15 and I was a virgin until I got engaged to get married.

marshmallowmae

29-07-2003, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by Nandragon
And Marshmellowmae! Congratulations! I commend u! 23yr old virgin! who'd a thunk that a mythilogical creature such as urself still existed!

:)

ShadowNemesis

29-07-2003, 09:04 AM

I know a very nice woman in Brisbane who was a virgin until she was either 30 or 31, then she rang me and told me all about her first time.

Nil8tor

29-07-2003, 11:24 AM

well lets see first, i experminted at an early age but after that when i was like 15 my father was gone for the evening out on a date and my mother was not with us any more. i was watching this great porn that he had came home early cuz he forgot something and i quickly put on my shorts and tried to stop the movie but could not by the time he got to the door. i still had my underware in my hand and the lotion was still out. i was so embaressed i could have died but he got his things put up the tape locked his room (don't worry i was good and b&e so i could get it back) and later when he came home he tried to have the talk with me. i was like listen i have had sex with more girls this month then you have this year so if you need any advice you come to me. after that he left me alone

ShadowNemesis

30-07-2003, 09:59 AM

Hey if this story were true it would make things so much easier for some

SEX EDUCATION SOUTH AUSTRALIAN STYLE (http://www.newsweekly.com.au/articles/2003jul12_sa.html)

Nandragon

31-07-2003, 12:27 AM

My princess is coming home next weekend.
She is 12, will be 13 in april.
We're having "the talk"

I have a book. In it tells more than most adults know. Yes, she's going to get to see it all. I realized the other day, that she's the age now that I was when I had my first kiss. First date. First grope. So it is time.:(

Movius

31-07-2003, 03:53 AM

Originally posted by ShadowNemesis
Hey if this story were true it would make things so much easier for some

SEX EDUCATION SOUTH AUSTRALIAN STYLE (http://www.newsweekly.com.au/articles/2003jul12_sa.html)
the Shine program has been in the news a lot recently here. Andrew Evans (Whose election, along with Nick Xenophon's, is a testament to the level of idiocy in this state. His 'Family First' party's policies are a complete load of shit designed to appeal to the easily alarmed and religious right. For a good laugh i suggest viewing the Family First website and reading their definition of a family.)and the like in particular has been whining about it. The mere fact that anyone under 35 knows what sex is seems to be the ultimate horror to these people, and I have often thought that they would attempt to phase out sex all together and replace it with something more wholesome means of reproduction, such as the stork.

I can't understand any objection to this scheme. Even the high school i went to, which was a fairly strictly religious school, taught about safe sex and related topics (though they were certain to make sure the doctors they got to give the presentations also refered to homosexuals as 'them' or 'they' and never suggest that any students could ever consider participating in such activities.) My mother explained about homosexuality around the same I learnt about the facts of life, which was at a fairly young age (somewhere around 6 or 7 i think, with the aid of the trusty "Where did I come from?" book). It think it was because she never made it seem anything drastically unusual at the time that I still find it hard to understand why it angers people so much. I guess I was lucky that I had parents whose opinions in this regard were firmly grounded in sanity, as it seems that many people lacked this.

ShadowNemesis

31-07-2003, 06:00 PM

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

"Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for.

mysterious-dr-x

11-08-2003, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by ShadowNemesis
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

"Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, I'll have nothing left to live for.

hehe. ah the humour :)