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Old 04-07-2007, 04:15 PM   #1
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1) Friends telling me that I drink too much while they pack bong #12 for that evening

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Old 04-07-2007, 04:39 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2007, 04:55 PM   #3
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Old 04-07-2007, 04:58 PM   #4
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4) Aggressive drivers who tailgate the shit out of me, beep at me, flash their headlights at me and wave their arms furiously when I'm:
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b. In the centre lane with an empty overtaking lane to the right

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Old 04-07-2007, 05:06 PM   #5
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Old 04-07-2007, 05:17 PM   #6
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Old 04-07-2007, 05:40 PM   #7
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Old 04-07-2007, 06:43 PM   #10
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Old 04-07-2007, 06:57 PM   #13
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Old 04-07-2007, 06:58 PM   #14
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