I still take the pickle out of a McDonald's burger...

[Ic3]

Do you?

[skylar]

I stopped eating beefburgers from Maccas in 1993 because that was the year I moved to Thailand and a rumour went around that there were bits of cow eyeball in the patties. So from then on, I made the conscious decision to only eat McChickens.

[dwarfthrower]

McDonald's does not meet the specification for "food" as far as I'm concerned. I take the pickle, patties, onions, lettuce, cheese, sauce and bun out of them.

[Pagey]

depends how drunk I am

[muppet]

i don't anymore

but i'm banned from the maccas in barkly square, brunswick, forever, for having pickle races down the windows

[That Bloke]

The Gherkins go on the windows or the ceiling, the burger goes in the bin.

[muppet]

Originally Posted by That Bloke

The Gherkins go on the windows or the ceiling, the burger goes in the bin.

it was that philosophy that got me banned

[TheMightyPhill]

I was working at a maccas NYE many years ago, and a dude was sat near the door with the biggest pickle ever stuck between his eyes asking every hot chick that went by "Excuse me... do I have any food on my face?"

Typing it now, doesn't seem so funny. At the time I found it hilarious.

[muppet]

Why don't you just ask for a sundae lid full of tartare picklesam?

[Colonel Kurtz]

pickles are banned

[dwarfthrower]

Originally Posted by muppet

Why don't you just ask for a sundae lid full of tartare picklesam?

And risk a lecture from the spotty youth behind the counter on how they order the same number of sundae lids as sundae containers and that just willy-nilly handing out sundae lids leaves them with a pile of unusable sundae containers sitting behind the counter gathering dust?

[ms edeity]

i buy pickles in a jar and avoid maccas at all cost.

[Boobmeister]

Originally Posted by dwarfthrower

McDonald's does not meet the specification for "food" as far as I'm concerned.

QFT!

[SOC]

The burgers are better at Hungry Jack's.

And absolutely fucking brilliant at Hamburger Union, Fine Burger Company, Gourmet Burger Kitchen, or The Ultimate Burger

[Sodapop]

yo utake that pickle and put it in the paper that the burger came in, then pick up each side of the paper and let the pcikle drop down in the middle...then pull it tight and BAM that pickle is now on the ceiling