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Old 23-05-2007, 08:28 PM   #16
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Old 23-05-2007, 08:35 PM   #17
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Old 24-05-2007, 12:33 AM   #18
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Old 24-05-2007, 03:57 AM   #19
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I sometimes take the pickle out of my Hesburger hamburgers, a product far superior to McDonald's.

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Old 24-05-2007, 11:49 AM   #20
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the only good use for the pickles are on the windows.

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Old 24-05-2007, 11:59 AM   #21
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I love the pickles! My friends give me their pickles too.

.. that sounds wrong.

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Old 24-05-2007, 01:30 PM   #22
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Sounds like Ic3 is taking the pickle out and putting it somewhere hard to find. So tell me Ic3, how long have you liked playing 'hide the pickle'?

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Old 24-05-2007, 01:33 PM   #23
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Old 24-05-2007, 02:26 PM   #24
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Old 24-05-2007, 06:22 PM   #25
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Old 24-05-2007, 08:56 PM   #26
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Typing it now, doesn't seem so funny. At the time I found it hilarious.
The mental picture was amusing, years ago me & the people I was around at the time had managed to nick life size cardboard cutouts from McDonalds without anyone trying to stop us, hassle us.

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Old 25-08-2009, 01:13 AM   #28
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Old 25-08-2009, 01:24 AM   #29
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And risk a lecture from the spotty youth behind the counter on how they order the same number of sundae lids as sundae containers and that just willy-nilly handing out sundae lids leaves them with a pile of unusable sundae containers sitting behind the counter gathering dust?
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