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Old 03-07-2009, 10:34 PM   #1
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I have decided after careful consideration to not sue ZGeek.

That lazy ARSEFARMER Pirate has no money and what good is that.
Another reason for my decision on I will not sue Pirate is that if I sue Pirate he might -rep me back to the stone-ages and since rep points are like gold in these parts this might be an unwise decision, rep points ARE EVERYTHING DAMMIT.
Well, not really.

But... if I sued Pirate I'd be affiliating myself with the likes of that one person I wont name, who thinks that slapping together a second rate video in Windows Movie Maker means you are a respected MOVIE PRODUCER who the world should bow down to in reverence to.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Pirate is an ARSEFARMER and I'm secretly jealous of his leet arsefarming skills.
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Old 03-07-2009, 10:38 PM   #2
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Old 03-07-2009, 10:38 PM   #3
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Old 03-07-2009, 11:07 PM   #4
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:59 AM   #5
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Will you lot stop threatening to sue.

Poor fucken old Lionel Hand is getting dizzy and short of breath every time he has to bend down to take off his bedsocks
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:00 AM   #6
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maybe you're not suing, but I estimate my contributions to the site at around 600,500 dollars worth, so I deserve it.
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:10 AM   #7
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Old 04-07-2009, 08:24 AM   #8
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I'll sue if Pirate doesn't change the post time back to 1 days ago, 1 week ago etc. I don't know what fucking date it is
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:00 AM   #9
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:57 PM   #10
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Agreed, I prefer to know how many minutes or hours ago something was posted rather than what time because forum time is a few minutes out of time with all the clocks in my house, & my computer clock.
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:13 PM   #11
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:41 PM   #13
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