Welcome N00bs! READ THIS!

[Pirate]

Welcome to ZGeek dear n00b.

There are a few things you should know before you go posting on this site.

ZGeek Rules

• No spam or advertising. If you do, you will be seriously fucked up by all the ZGeek members and the power they all individually wield as we do have fun destroying spammers. If you have a legitimate need to advertise then please contact Pirate. To clarify - That means if your going to register an account and post advertising for your site or services and you don't have at least 100 posts, we are going to go to fucking town on you.
• No law enforcement or lawyers seeking evidence against ZGeek or its members without the permission of Pirate.
• No child pornography is permitted. We record IP and host details for all visitors.
• No child molesters. Seriously, you guys make me sick. Maybe you could do us all a favour and die?
• No personal attacks. You can tell people to get fucked, but we don't want to hear about your personal off site squabbles with other members. Of course, if you bring information to this site about yourself and you get flamed, then that is your OWN fault.
• Do not harass moderators or bitch about their decisions in the public forums.

Etiquette

• Read a thread before posting.
• Don't post anything you don't mind sharing with the entire planet.
• We allow NSFW (Not Safe For Work) content on the site. But only in certain forums. Pay attention.
• Don't be a bitch.
• Respect other members.
• Mind your language. Nah, just kidding.
• Don't spam. Spamming is a bad, bad thing to do here.
• Don't give the moderators shit. They are robots and have only one feeling to hurt. The one to crush your puny human skull.
• Don't hot-link images from other sites. You are allowed from image providing services like Flickr etc. Because they are made for that shit.
• If you're here to promote anything. Speak to Pirate first. If you don't, bad things will happen.
• Boobs are awesome. Post them.
• We are here for shits and giggles. So should you.
• Don't be shy, contribute to the site!

Reputation

Reputation is basically your rating on the site. As long as this value remains above zero you are cool to post. The higher the number, the more access you will have to the site. But, if your number goes below zero. The site turns into a horse pornography site. Serious.

How to get reputation?
Post cool and interesting stuff. Be cool. Make people laugh. Post news to the front page. All of this will earn you reputation. Reputation is actually rewarded to you by other members of the site. You can also give reputation to other users.

Losing Reputation
If you're a cock, you'll lose reputation. As members of this site can also take reputation away. So if you piss enough people off, it's horse porn for you.

Reputation Power
As your reputation level grows. You will be able to give greater amounts of reputation. Again, if it goes the other way and your reputation level goes down. Your reputation power will decrease.

Your reputation power is indicated by your "E-wang" in the information panel in all your posts.

Stupid shit to check out

• Buy stupid things for your posts. Don't worry, we don't use real money.
• Check out our XBox leader board
• Check out the member albums.
• Post news! We invite everyone to post news and links. You even use our easy news poster to format your posts!
• Check out our codes. These allow you to add things like Youtube, images and files to your posts. They are super handy.

Now go forth and enjoy the site!

[Directed]

Stfu Noob.

[Directed]

Oh wait, I mean welcome to Zgeek mr. Pirate sir.

[t101]

Er, what about high-repped fuckwit noobie bashers?

[Pirate]

Those people get their tongues and genitals cut off.

And this is still a trial.. I may just block off all access except n00bs.

[moonstriker]

Woo ... a land just for us Noobies! =P So wait. When we start we can see this place, then at some point I imagine we lose that ability, then we regain it at a later stage? Hmm I'd better enjoy it while it lasts! ^_^

[Hairyman]

Status test.

[Seeker]

Whats a trialling?

[Pirate]

its just a merry experiment

[Icky]

so who is actually excluded from this forum. What defines high ranking zgeek status

[Seeker]

Well you're here so it must be pretty low.....

[munganah]

maybe ickys still a noob?

[Seeker]

This is true....he's still wet behind the ears.....and he goes shopping with girls.

[Icky]

Originally Posted by Seeker Well you're here so it must be pretty low.....

that was what i was thinking. and no mung im not a noob

[Tyderian]

*testing*

Mmmm I Can post here - Damnit.... hate being a n00b!