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Old 04-07-2009, 08:13 AM   #61
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a mum & dad & son PC rag here in australia. half the thing is ads. but it has a high readership. i think.
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Old 04-07-2009, 08:20 AM   #62
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:48 AM   #63
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:52 AM   #64
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:13 AM   #65
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At least one so far. Magazine got thrown up yesterday, as we'll see over the course of the next month or so. Good thing about magazines, they sit around forever.
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:15 AM   #66
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:53 AM   #69
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:56 AM   #70
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:12 AM   #71
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:55 AM   #74
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