ZGeek Terms and Conditions
Registration to ZGeek is free! We do insist that you abide by the rules and policies detailed below. If you agree to the terms, please check the 'I agree' checkbox and press the 'Register' button below. If you would like to cancel the registration, click here to return to the forums index.

ZGeek Rules

1. No spam or advertising. If you do, you will be seriously fucked up by all the ZGeek members and the power they all individually wield as we do have fun destroying spammers. If you have a legitimate need to advertise then please contact Pirate. To clarify - That means if your going to register an account and post advertising for your site or services and you don't have at least 100 posts, we are going to go to fucking town on you.
2. No law enforcement or lawyers seeking evidence against ZGeek or its members without the permission of Pirate.
3. No child pornography is permitted. We record IP and host details for all visitors.
4. No child molesters. Seriously, you guys make me sick. Maybe you could do us all a favour and die?
5. No personal attacks. You can tell people to get fucked, but we don't want to hear about your personal squabbles with other members. Feel free to bitch about non-members though.

ZGeek Rights

1. The right to bitch.
2. The right to post boobies.
3. The right to your own opinion no matter how flamed you get.
4. Free speech unless you piss the webmaster off.

ZGeek in nutshell
ZGeek is a site that was built to create a community of geeks. To do this we have a site that rewards you as you positively participate in the site by chatting, posting news and generally fart-arsing around. These rewards give you greater access to the hidden layers and site features. But if you want to be a troll, then you'll find the site will start turning things off until you're left with nothing to do.