Finally, a celeb gossip site worth reading

[rayjayjohnson]

Katy Perry hosted last nights MTV Europe Music awards, and during the show she wore this flesh colored top, which looks awesome in the thumbnails because you think she might be naked. She’s not of course and she might as well have taken my erection and slammed it in a car door because anything flesh colored scares me. Specifically tight clothes, because it looks like the skin they stretch over evil robots in movies about the future. My parents still have one of those old flesh colored phones with the chord and all that. It looks like they’re talking into a prosthetic foot.

WWTDD

What Would Tyler Durden Do? is basically one horny/angry guy who makes witty comments on celebrities' outward appearance/tits/drug addictions/general appearance. This guy has a razor sharp wit, although almost everything eventually relates back to his penis.

[carsinogenic]

This is the only good thing i found on said site:

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/11/thursda...wonderwoman08/

and this

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/11/thursda...wonderwoman31/

That alone made it worth while trauling through the dribble.


That is all.

[rayjayjohnson]

Every few months someone takes the “Jennifer Aniston is adopting” story from a few months earlier, changes all the nouns and then prints it again, so if this turns out to be true it would be astounding, but the UK magazine Now says she made a secret trip to an orphanage in Mexico earlier this month. They say her barren womb is covered in dust and spiderwebs like a hallway that Indiana Jones would be going down, and it can’t sustain life like Angelina Jolies has several times with relative ease. Now at the age of 40, Aniston has correctly deduced that adoption is the only way she’ll ever have a child. This is her big chance to get a man who won’t leave her too, so she should probably choose a boy.

made me lol

[oracle]

Finally? This sites been at it for years. Also similar page (complete with witty/angry male author) is TheSuperficial.com. I'm sure there are others too, but these 2 seem to get a lot of attention.

[Magicbumfluff]

Originally Posted by carsinogenic This is the only good thing i found on said site: http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/11/thursda...wonderwoman08/ and this http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/11/thursda...wonderwoman31/ That alone made it worth while trauling through the dribble. That is all.

You missed this

[WinterMuteAu]

'I am Jack's raging spleen!'

Yeah, WWTDD is old news, but somewhat funny. Hell, are we gunna discover B3ta next ?

[cranky]

HAI GUISE I HERD ABOUT THIS SIGHT CALLED MADDOX IT'S SOOOOOOOO FUNNEH LOLZ ROFL OMG WAT EVS!!

[rayjayjohnson]

Originally Posted by cranky HAI GUISE I HERD ABOUT THIS SIGHT CALLED MADDOX IT'S SOOOOOOOO FUNNEH LOLZ ROFL OMG WAT EVS!!

i'm sorry, is that an aussie hip-hop related avatar? oh it is? right.

*cough*

[raidan]

www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com is much nastier to all these vapid attention whores.

[Up_All_Night]

http://www.egotastic.com/ is another ok one. really its just for perving while not looking at porn.

[StrungOut]

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