Worlds Hottest Chili

[johny_roberts]

Originally Posted by Haggisboy My only problem with this is the inclusion of Tabasco as any sort of baseline. To true hot sauce aficionados, Tabasco is little more than red vinegar.

its good one eggs tobasco is you probably only use it on the cocks you suck but try it on eggs its mighty tasty you canuck

[Canalien]

Originally Posted by Scumbag Whats the restaurant called ? im intrigued!

Off The Wall. 386 Main Road, Wellington Point.

10 slices of jalapenos, 2 grams of chilli powder in the burger, chilli jam, sweet chilli sauce, ground pepper and an entire tablespoon of Blair's Megadeath sauce.

[and3w]

For those in the UK who are into Chillies (like me) a great place to either visit or order from is The South Devon Chilli Farm. They have a good quarterly newsletter too.
http://www.southdevonchillifarm.co.uk/Contact.html

You can but ready-made stuff, seeds, dried chillies and other stuff. Support Slow Food!

[cranky]

dear sweet arseraping jesus i will make this report VERY quick because just the memory of the burger is giving me bowel cramps.

first of all canalien is correct with the details of the burger and the restaurant.

secondly, before it gets served to you you have to put on rubber gloves.

finally, it was not so much a meal as a physical assault.

i swear to god i have never been in so much pain in my life. i was mentally prepared for the burn and had decided that no matter how hot it turned out to be i was just going to open a can of "harden the fuck up" and keep eating. so here's how it panned out...

we know that drinking beer won't help the burn, but just for psychological backup we have 2 6packs of little creatures. we drink 1 6 pack on the way to the diner. we start on the other as soon as we arrive.

the 2 guys order the megadeath burgers to much laghter and derision from the kitchen of the diner. the 2 girls order sensible burgers.

we are downing the beer like water before we even see the burger so we run across the road and grab another 6 pack from the pub.

the girls burgers arrive and they are awesome hand mad giant patty motherfucker things and im starting to get REALLY hungry.

our burgers arrive, with rubber gloves and a recovery kit consisting of a big drink of milk and a bowl of yoghurt. the challenge remains that if we can finish the burger without resorting to the recovery kit we get our names on a plaque on the wall...

i start eating, and eating fast. i stick with my game plan and ignore the burn, just push through the pain.

2 things happen immediately to my body.

1. i get violent hiccups as my body tries to reject the molten lava i am putting into it.
2. i begin crying like a little girl.

not to be discouraged i forge ahead, quickly shovelling the burger into my mouth. i begin to descend into my own litle hell. staff come out and are watching us eat and are egging us on. i can barely notice anything except the immense pain in my mouth, eyes, ears (yes my ears were ringing) but most importantly in my stomach...

and this is the problem.

the burning mouth, the crying, the ringing ears i can handle. but now with less than a third of the burger to go my stomach siezes up and refuses to let me put anything into it. i take a deep breath and notice at this point that my mate thommo has stopped eating his burger at the halfway point and is wandering aimlessly up and down the street. he has honestly lost the plot and is walking around in circles.

i decide i can't be defeated and manage one more bite before my stomach explains at this point that it is about to return to me everything i have just eaten at high speed.

not being able to face the prospect of vomiting back something that hot i pull off my gloves and admit defeat with 2 mothfuls to go. the staff can't believe i have got this close and not finished it but at this point i really don't give a fuck because i have just started to hallucinate.

no exaggerations here for the next 15-20 minutes or so as we just sat there i was completely off my face. it is one of the strangest drug experiences i have ever had. the closest thing i can liken it to is the feeling you have when you are coming off an "e" and you are really jumpy, agitated, spun out and trippy.

can i recommend this burger to anyone?

no fucking way.

should you go and try it anyway?

absofuckinglutely!

[Boobmeister]

i HAVE to do this ....

have you shit yet? how did that go?

[Haggisboy]

Extract sauces, of which Blair's Megadeth is one (but by no means the hottest) are, in my opinion, a cheat. They're produced by distilling the capsaicin of several tons of fresh peppers and refining it into a concentrated form, then blending it into a fairly standard hot sauce thereby jacking up the heat to astronomical levels. By this point, any concept of flavour has been lost in the burn. The absolute best are the sauces that eschew this technique, merely retaining the natural, un-concentrated heat from the pepper in question, and thereby achieving a harmonious balance between heat and taste.

[abelgold]

Originally Posted by cranky jesus man you use a couple of habaneros in a dish?!? i only use mine to make a sauce out of. i'm heading out to lunch today to check out an infamous burger called "The Megadeath" at a restaurant on brisbanes bayside. apparently it's so hot that if you can finish it without resorting to a "recovery kit" consisting of milk and youghurt and other such girly nancy shite you get your name on a plaque on the wall...

A plaque on the wall in exchange for permanent scarring on your anus? Longbay jail would be covered in little plaques if they followed the same train of thought.

[Haggisboy]

I've been consuming and collecting hot sauces for the better part of 10 years now. I put the stuff on my lunch sandwiches, in soups, sauces, on pasta..... pretty much any place it will go, gastronomically speaking (for Bigglesworth's clarification).

A few years ago I was in an oriental noodle restaurant. I was there during odd hours so the place was pretty quiet, not more than three customers including myself. I ordered some noodle dish and the waitress cautioned me that it was one of their hottest on the menu. Undeterred, I went ahead with the order. My server took her sweet time bringing the dish to me after it was prepared, to the point where it had cooled off considerably. After taking a few bites and finding that it had begun to grow cold. I did the verboten thing that anybody who knows anything about restaurants will tell you never to do. I sent the dish back and asked for it to be re-heated.

Normally this is considered an affront to the chef and can bring about all manner of nasty repercussions like the kitchen staff spitting on your food or worse. I got a different approach.

When she brought the dish back, it was clear that the guys in back had decided to take their revenge via the hot sauce route. The heat level (spice wise) had been jacked quite notably. The only problem with this, however, was that in doing so, they had actually managed to bring the heat level up to a level that I found engaging. In its prior "this is our hottest dish" incarnation, it was, to me, quite mild.

I think I surprised a few folks in the kitchen by the way I packed it away.

[Several-Ninjas]

AWESOME cranky. Where exactly are these burgers?

[Canalien]

See that little wheel on your mouse? It scrolls up.

Originally Posted by Canalien Off The Wall. 386 Main Road, Wellington Point. 10 slices of jalapenos, 2 grams of chilli powder in the burger, chilli jam, sweet chilli sauce, ground pepper and an entire tablespoon of Blair's Megadeath sauce.

[cranky]

Originally Posted by Canalien Off The Wall. 386 Main Road, Wellington Point.

i also refer to it as "those cunting bastard fucks at wellington point".

[Canalien]

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/...r_in_the_World

[gaLdaB]

I just ordered some Mega Death. Me thinks one may have made a mistake of sphincterial proportions. Their website looks like a phish and I am sort of hoping that they just take my money and never ship me the sauce. Fingers crossed.

[cranky]

Originally Posted by Boobmeister i HAVE to do this .... have you shit yet? how did that go?

it is now almost 48 hours later and i have just had my second shower for the morning.

second shower? why have 2?

because i am still shitting white hot torrents of molten steel and i need to cool down my puckered, torn and abraded sphincter before it decides to go all "china syndrome" and melt through the crust of the earth to the core.

i swear to god all i have eaten in the past couple of days since the "event" is stomach and anus friendly food like yoghurt, and ham and salad rolls and yet here i am at 6am on monday morning wondering why i have just been fisted by someone with a handful of broken glass and gravel?

the burger was evil. and it's evilness continues to taunt my bunghole.

shame on you for wanting to try this boobmeister. shame.

[Boobmeister]

bwahahahaha gold!!!!