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Old 04-04-2008, 08:20 PM   #1
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Bill and Ted remake. Hollywood must burn.
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Zoom news imageAnother classic science fiction franchise is getting the "reboot" treatment, but its biggest star could be even harder to recast than William Shatner's Captain Kirk. A new Bill And Ted movie finally got the green light — probably from the same people at MGM who thought that War Games sequel was a good idea — and it could show up in the next couple of years. The biggest question: where are they going to find an actor who can bring the Keanu?
The first movie producer I meet from hollywood is going to die. I am going to stab the no talent cunt right in the eye with a pencil. Why the FUCK would you want to remake this movie? What that fuck are they thinking? We all need to download more movies and send Hollywood broke. That way this sewer of creativity will die and we can allow the real talent back in. That's basically any cunt with an original idea.

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Old 04-04-2008, 08:25 PM   #2
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what if they called it "ted & bills excellent adventure"

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They could've just dug up both Bill S. Preston Esquire and asked Ted "Theodore" Logan (I mean Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves) and made another one? Oh, don't forget to grab George Carlin before he kicks the bucket...be better than this horrible idea at least...
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i loved both of the movies coz i'm sad that way but holy fucking jesus christ leave the old movies alone.

I swear if they remake pretty in pink or breakfast club or any of the old school 80's movies I'm taking pirate with me to bomb hollywood.
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No no no no, leave Number 5 alone, he's got feelings and they'll get hurt cause hollywood will try to make him more improved. Blah, Number 5 is alive
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