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Old 07-10-2008, 06:07 PM   #1
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Salma Hayek appeared on a German TV show, subsequently lost a bet, and the result was AWESOME.
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Zoom news imageWhile young Hollywood moms like Christina Aguilera are busy running around town announcing plans to maintain sex appeal and relevancy, natural MILFs like Salma Hayek are doing as such without intention.

Over the weekend the 42-year-old actress had some major spillage in the boobage department during an appearance on a German TV show, which incidentally left us with some sweet nipple slight areola action, if only for just one second.

One unplanned Salma Hayek nipple slip is equal to 23 spread eagle shots of Christina Aguilera for Maxim Magazine. No. Contest.
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Old 07-10-2008, 06:34 PM   #2
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I want!!!

btw, what is Dr Strangelove doing in those pictures???
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btw, what is Dr Strangelove doing in those pictures???
LOL I think that is actually Karl Lagerfeld
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:29 PM   #4
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not attractive.

there, i said it.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:43 PM   #6
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Ahhh, there y'see Kris, you and me were doing so well, and then you have to revert to posting utter dog-pump like that!
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I didn't really see anything - I'm sure she's been in movies where shes shown more skin than that. It has to be on the intermawebs somewhere...
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Salma is one sexy lady...now, if I could only have her and Nigella Lawson together my life would be complete.
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sorry grandpa, i prefer girls who arent past their prime.

thats right i called you grandpa. get used to it.
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sorry grandpa, i prefer girls who arent past their prime.

thats right i called you grandpa. get used to it.
Haha! That's just because you're not man enough for a woman of that calibre...you'll understand in time son, when you get a few hairs on your chest.
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so thats it, old women look hot to old men.

no wonder i dont see it.
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