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Old 05-11-2009, 01:15 AM   #1
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This drunken yob got more than he bargained for when he picked a fight with a BBC presenter who used to be an international martial arts champion.

Reporter Paresh Patel had been followed for half an hour through Manchester city centre by two youths, who subjected him to a barrage of abuse as he attempted to set up a live broadcast.

The North West Tonight journalist had been preparing a report in Sackville Gardens, central Manchester, when a group of drunken louts began harassing him and his cameraman Steve Capstick.

But what they didn't realise was that Mr Patel has a black belt in Karate, and when he was finally pushed too far the suited reporter lashed out in kung-fu style. He floored one of the unsuspecting thugs with a kick to the groin followed by a lightning-quick punch in the face.
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Yet another man with the patience of a saint. Must be a British thing.
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Old 05-11-2009, 01:37 AM   #2
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Yet another man with the patience of a saint. Must be a British thing.
More to do with the martial arts being a not just training how to fight, but how to be in control of one's emotions and to stay cool in tense situations.
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lol from 2:30 onwards of them staring at each other like homos while walking like a bunch of tards, that was hilarious
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How did he win a championship? His groin shot and hit to the head didn't even leave the yob down for more than 3 seconds. Then he follows up with a slap to ear.
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If you're being pushed that much, any retaliation is almost an open check book. I would've punched that yob in the throw and then shoved that camera into his jap's eye.
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Yeah cos they get in the shit if they do use 'excessive force'.
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Nope, being a druken chav looking for a fight is a British thing, the 'patience of a saint' was an 'indian with japanese training' thing

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Nope, being a druken chav looking for a fight is a British thing, the 'patience of a saint' was an 'indian with japanese training' thing
What is it with the fucking anglo-saxons being the dregs of society now? I remember how you fuckers stood up to the krauts, on your own, for nearly 2 fucking years.

How do the saviours of freedom, become such despicable cunts in a couple of generations?
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