Talk like me day
Oh man, I am so honoured that there is a day dedicated to me. After all the suffering and shit I have done and shit.
So here are some tips on how to talk like a Pirate. Because that is what today is.
- Australian accent.
- Swear a bunch.
- Sometimes pretend to be the Fonz and say “aaaayyeeee”
- I do sometimes say “in accordance with the prophecy”
- Talk to women’s chests.
See, pretty damn easy. Anyway, enjoy talking like me today.
